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We are The Exiled Skulls. We would like to be contacted by those who are like us: nomads, bikers, drinkers of large amounts of beer.

Randy "Big Spit" Jackson, Prez

Greetings from Xeraph!

It has been many years since we were a nomadic peoples......but the beer and the bikes we can do! You will be contacted by the Xeraphian Director of Motor Sports, Lord Ken Evel.

You guys got a director of Motor Sports? How friggin' quaint. Sound like a bunch of pussys to me.

Big Spit

You'll see how fucking quaint we are when we ride straight up your ass. You dumb fucking dirtbags.

Ken

Message from the King:

So, tough guys, huh? Well, let's see just how tough. We have Bike Week coming up in a couple of weeks, in the border town of Tehatchapi. Booze, women, and bikes. See you there, tough guys.

Ricala

Ricala? What the fuck kinda name is Ricala? Sounds like a cough drop.

We'll be there,dickhead.

Big Spit

Ricala? What the fuck kinda name is Ricala? Sounds like a cough drop.

We'll be there,dickhead.

Big Spit


As will Xeraph......the Emperor himself will be there on his Fat Boy.

Hey...da Big Dogzz wanta be at Bike Week too. Howz 'bout it?

Barney da Prez

Hey...da Big Dogzz wanta be at Bike Week too. Howz 'bout it?

Barney da Prez

Heh, heh....Barney the Prez. Whattya, a big fuckin purple dinosaur? Ya douchebag.

Big Spit

i fart on you because i can....

I think it would be kinda hard to fart on me, cause my foot will be up your ass, faggot.

Big Spit

but i could blow you up

but i could blow you up

yeah, well.....you sound like you could blow me, but I don't know about blowing me up. Come to think of it, you couldn't blow me. You probably can't handle anything more than an inch or two...faggot.

Big Spit

Message from the King:

So, tough guys, huh? Well, let's see just how tough. We have Bike Week coming up in a couple of weeks, in the border town of Tehatchapi. Booze, women, and bikes. See you there, tough guys.

Ricala

"We'll be there. You can be sure of that!"
-Larry Karahan, leader of the Salamander gang.

"My lot'll be showing up, too."
-Sam Stevenson, leader of the Black Gloves.

We are The Exiled Skulls. We would like to be contacted by those who are like us: nomads, bikers, drinkers of large amounts of beer.

Randy "Big Spit" Jackson, Prez
"Consider yerself contacted, then. Wadda y'want?"
-The Council of Aldron in Exile

The DSRY wishes to point out a couple of issues:
1. Skulls, what's 2+2?
2. The rest of you: Don't descend to their level.

The DSRY wishes to point out a couple of issues:
1. Skulls, what's 2+2?
2. The rest of you: Don't descend to their level.

Really, don't edge them one, obviously they're trying to piss people off.

Greetings from...uhhh... whatever account I'm currently in and...meh.

-_-

"We'll be there. You can be sure of that!"
-Larry Karahan, leader of the Salamander gang.

"My lot'll be showing up, too."
-Sam Stevenson, leader of the Black Gloves.


"Consider yerself contacted, then. Wadda y'want?"
-The Council of Aldron in Exile

I either want to kick your ass or drink beer. All the same to me.

Big Spit

The Nomadic Peoples of Nazi Angels wanna come to dis bike party in Auralinia. How do we get dere? Oh, and hey, Skulls, bite me, you prick.

sincerely
Cruncher

We prefer to ride our eighty-five ton main battle tanks over a pussy motorcycle. Literally.
-Jonach I

I firmly agree with the Macabeean sentiment.
-Dayan I

Intrigued by the Macabeean statement, we would like to conduct a test. Your bikers will take on a Taldaani Armoured Division, and then we'll see who's tough. Although actually we could probably have the same effect with new recruits.

Minister of Defence Thomas Narshe

Official Response to Taldaan, Malkyer, and Macabees:

It is patently obvious that a tank is a far more lethal weapon than a motorcycle. So, let's stop the macho posturing and talk some sense.
Our "armed forces", such as they are, are adept at street-fighting. Pistols, knives, brass knuckles, chains, and baseball bats are the "armament" of the Skulls. If anyone wishes to test themselves against the Skulls using these weapons, please let me know.

sincerely,

Percy Cedric Bean, spokesman for the Exiled Skulls

P.S.: a personal message from " Big Spit" Jackson: All of ya can suck my ass...

Our government would like to know why President "Big Spit" Jackson is so eager to engage in homoerotic activities while at the same time promenading his own machismo.
-Official Foreign Ministry Statement

You want to see your biker thugs take on professional soldiers, eh? Let us set some terms, then. Ten of our SAS troopers against any ten of your men. No ranged weapons, only knives, bats, chains, et cetera. We await your response.
-Unofficial Ministry of Defense threat

Hey...who you callin' a homo? And as far as us "thugs" fighting your SAS pussys, don't forget that most of our club members are former military special forces.

Big Spit

We aren't calling anyone a "homo." Your comments speak for themselves:

you sound like you could blow me, but I don't know about blowing me up. Come to think of it, you couldn't blow me. You probably can't handle anything more than an inch or two...
P.S.: a personal message from " Big Spit" Jackson: All of ya can suck my ass...

-Ministry of Foreign Affairs

And as far as us "thugs" fighting your SAS pussys, don't forget that most of our club members are former military special forces.

I guess we should take your lack of an answer as meaning you don't want to fight our soldiers?
-Minister of Defense, Henry Nagara

Hey, Big Spit.......what do you have to say to that?