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" I, Praetor James Raynor, have decided it is time I married my daughter to the son of a nations leader. My daughters description goes as follows."

Description of Angela Genna Raynor.
Age:19
Height:5'8
Hair: Shoulder length, Black, straight
Eyes: Blue-Gray
Short Description: A semi talkative woman, who is strongly oppionated.
She is always trying to keep in shape, and once competed, and placed second in the Tarisi Womens Boxing Championship.

OOC: Had a glance at the "In Harem's Way" thread?

I'll marry the bitch. Someone's gotta work around here....and she's as good as anyone.

Randy "Big Spit" Jackson, Prez

Praetor James Raynor,
It sounds as though she would make a fine addition to a Viking warriors household
Contact me
Brucsa
Valkyrja fo the Norse Alliance
The Rainbow Bridge

Praetor,
Our nation give yours honor and asks that Alan keeps you.
Our esteemed ruler, Lord Priest N'ala R'hab, is looking for a wife
N'ala R'hab
Height: 6ft 5 inches
Weight: 193 lbs
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Purple
The Lord Priest is a highly esteemed swordsman, known for his sense of humor. He is kind, and generous.

Please respond and let us know.

The Minister of State.

Dear Angela Genna Raynor,

I hope that this letter finds you well. I am writing to you in person rather than to your father, to whom the communications of your suitors are doubtless addressed, because I am not, you may perhaps be relieved to learn, such a suitor (while I am sure that you are a quite charming young woman, I do not meet the requirements your father has set for said suitors, despite doubtless having more influence than the vast majority of foreign princes.) Instead I am writing to you because I am overcome with curiosity after observing the matter of your wedding.

The question I have been longing to ask is, how do you feel about all this? After all, I can hardly imagine that the prospect of an arranged marriage to mister Randy “I’ll marry the bitch” Jackson of ‘The Exiled Skulls’ thrills you.

Yours Sincerely,
Lord Paul de Vere,
Director of the Imperial Security Agency

Lady Shalamar of Cats Keep watches in utter fascination, no little shadowed by utter disgust ( save for the quite interesting and honourable Lord Paul De Vere )

Makes note to have only male operatives assigned to Exiled Skulls ( that should be a hardship posting for any of the Keep )

OOC: Inasmuch as I love being prejudged, Lady Shalimar, I would invite you to browse this thread first (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=406324) before making such statements towards my nation. I am of the opinion it is a rather substantive RP - though I will gladly entertain other opinions.

My sincerest apologies Vastiva, if you though I was including your nation - It was directed toward Tarisi yes but primarily the most uncouth Exiled Skulls.

I expressed myself hastily and gave offence where it was not meant.

Hello.The head of the Royal Army,Constantine Palaeologus is looking for a wife as well.This is his profile which I hope is informative enough.

Constantine Palaeologus
Height: 6ft 5 inches
Weight: 180 lbs
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Constantine is a highly known writer,known for his charitable works and his books. He is sincere,kind,generous,nice,and caring towards others,owns many homeless shelters in our nation,and gives money to charity daily.He is known for once giving one of his vacation palaces away to a group of monks and he is known for many other acts of charity.He also does fundraisers for many groups from Churches to Refugees to the hungry and homeless to the jobless and others too.

Please respond and let us know if interested.We accept the suitor you pick and hope even if Constantine is not chosen,that our nations can be friends.

Ministry Of International Affairs

Daughter in Need of Marraige"Let her try 'Socialisation'."

~ Ingo Appelt, (Unemployed) Minister for Stuff

"Dear Angela, I wonder how you feel about this rather apparent case of... Slavery whose victim you doubtlessly are. Indeed, it strikes me not only as odd, but as outright terrible that your father dares to decide upon your life in such outright terrible ways when it should be you who should decide upon this doubtlessly important things, things like your future.

"I have no doubt that you prefer falling in love to being mercilessly shown off and 'sold' to the highest bigger (Even though the currency for which you're supposed to be traded seems to be influence, rather than money).

"As such, I would like to offer you my personal help, should you want to leave the pit of oppression you're currently inhabiting, in order to gain some freedom. I know, my nation isn't particularly reknown for its beauty or peace, nonetheless, I hope that you will consider my offer, for there is a civilised world out there, a world where women aren't traded in exchange for political goals.

"With love, your Selene."

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