Samtonia
06-04-2005, 03:32
Clearinghouse for Media
This project has been undertaken in the hopes that, for once, Samtonia could be opened to the outside world. A bit. So, if you'll pardon our French, there are a few thgings to remeber while touring this veritable media jungle, filled with the lush plants of journalism and the tantalizing fruits of truth. Or something like that.
Number one is that whatever you see ere, do be sure to list us as a source. Like AP in the fancy newspapers many nations receive. A simple SNA should suffice for all our legal department's demands. Which, this having been said, they'll hopefully release Verne and the coffee machine from that closet....
Number two is just as important. Ask questions! Give comments! WE want to be informed about what YOU think about OUR news. Since we tend to think it's important, quality feedback is needed.
Number three is really for the homeless bums surfing the web and looking for a job. Our reporting slots are always open. Want to give your Op-Ed to the world? Looking to do some reporting under fire? Want to show the world what a great news writer you are? Sign up for our Foreign Correspodent Service! You'll get the best stories, the freedom to write as you wish, and a place to put the stories! Not to mention one big honking paycheck.
So, peoples of the world, rejoice! Samtonia News Agency is here for you! Withj stories more true than the bible itself, we cannot disappoint! Tune in today for OUR news in YOUR home!
This project has been undertaken in the hopes that, for once, Samtonia could be opened to the outside world. A bit. So, if you'll pardon our French, there are a few thgings to remeber while touring this veritable media jungle, filled with the lush plants of journalism and the tantalizing fruits of truth. Or something like that.
Number one is that whatever you see ere, do be sure to list us as a source. Like AP in the fancy newspapers many nations receive. A simple SNA should suffice for all our legal department's demands. Which, this having been said, they'll hopefully release Verne and the coffee machine from that closet....
Number two is just as important. Ask questions! Give comments! WE want to be informed about what YOU think about OUR news. Since we tend to think it's important, quality feedback is needed.
Number three is really for the homeless bums surfing the web and looking for a job. Our reporting slots are always open. Want to give your Op-Ed to the world? Looking to do some reporting under fire? Want to show the world what a great news writer you are? Sign up for our Foreign Correspodent Service! You'll get the best stories, the freedom to write as you wish, and a place to put the stories! Not to mention one big honking paycheck.
So, peoples of the world, rejoice! Samtonia News Agency is here for you! Withj stories more true than the bible itself, we cannot disappoint! Tune in today for OUR news in YOUR home!