NationStates Jolt Archive

The Most Excellent, Groovy and Shiny Overlord Firenze/Mylar/Tlaeus/*parp* invites any and all nations to take part in an embassy exchange programme with the Fugue States.

A luxurious embassy will be provided within a one mile radius of His most glorious castle. There will be enough space to accomodate a maximum of 172 members of staff plus equipment. There will be no maximum on the numbers of military personel (out of the 172) allowed but weapons are limited to small arms only. The embassy will contain modern facilities such as a fully equiped gym, sauna, cinema and harem (the preferences of the ambassador would be appreciated to assure maximum enjoyment of this facility).

The ten acre compound of the embassy will count as your nation's territory and be subject to your laws. All members of staff will reveive diplomatic immunity inside the compound. This is limited to senior diplomats outside of the compound. Packages entering or leaving the embassy will be searched unless marked with diplomatic tags. Other requests are subject to negotiation.

The Overlord would be much obliged if any interested nations supplied their name, that of their ambassador and and further requests.

Golgothastan would be delighted to engage in this exciting opportunity, and would offer similar terms (with a limit of 150 personnel and no harem) in Rantanka City. We would dispatch Ambassador Akakakakakakakakaka The Mediocre at once. We await your response.

We accept you terms but would ask that since a harem is sadly lacking that other facilities be provided for the satisfaction of our staff and Ambassador Renee Gilliard. We will be sending 122 personel and 28 soldiers from the Fugue states 1337th Marine regiment.

Name: Roach-Busters
Ambassador: Rod Assabma

The Fugue States gladly accepts the Roach-Busters offer or exchange. We will be sending Saemus Springmaus as the counterpart of your ambasador Rod Assabma.

Marry, twould be foolhardy in every sense to forgo such an offer. I send my ambassador Theophilus 14th (junior) with an entourage of no-one (because he hath an odour somewhat similar to that which one might experience were one to visit the garderobe - lah ! what jests). The Fiefdom of Caribou Gone sendeth its greetings to all (and reminds those in the state of Novonia that it has the second biggest economy!)

We shall accept your offer on condition that your ambassador is fully decontaminated on arrival in the Fugue States. We expect our own embassy in Caribou Gone to have a pleasant aroma.

Marry, twill be a certainty.