NationStates Jolt Archive

Esteemed colleagues and other nations not worth mentioning

I have come into the light of new technology. I have developed an advanced Genetic engenering machine. This machine will make the army or the person of your very dreams! The price is cheaper than most and im offering flexible pricing depending on the person. Want to know what we can change in a person? Anything! You name it we do it at iron pig person customs! We also so do already living people! we can change anything about you or your friends! Always wanted a third arm well come on down and we will give you a fully working third arm. Also we do custom war vehicles! Come on down and pimp out that T-90 or M1A2. We'll do it you just tell us what you want on it.


REMEMBER ALL PRICES VERY ON THE EXPENCE OF THE PARTS AND THE DRASTICNESS OF THE CHANGE SO THINK BEFORE YOU DO IT CAUSE ITS HARDER TO TAKE SOMETHING OFF THAN IT IS TO PUT IT ON!

disclaimer:When buying a custom part for a person that person waves their right to sue the aformentioned company,Iron pig person customs, if the operation results in the death of that person

I need a person. A person with skin pigmentation that allows them to blend into the walls, much like a chameleon. They must be stronger and faster than your average person, and have tiny bristly barbs on their entire body allowing them to climb on walls.

well i know you need a person. Ok so camelion man faster stronger...do you want him better?lol. and little brissles all over his body to climb walls. Ill assume that its just one.

Camelion skin pigment: 20,000 usd
Brissles:500 usd
Above average strength(we will go for arnold on steroids): 2,500 usd
Speed:(Olimpic trak i assume?): 5,000usd

and the grand total is 28,000 usd confirmed upon arrival of money.

I'll pay double that for a satisfactory product.
:D

I am not so much interested in buying a person/human/animal as sharing our mutual technology. I wish to trade our exo-suit technology for your so-called 'person manufacture'. I am willing to hand over a copy of the technology to create exo-suits, tweaked to meet human specifications of course.

Exosuit

A Varukian exosuit is a rather imposing structure, framing the user with a tough outer shell. Resembling a technologically advanced version of a legionnaire, it is enhanced with servomotors, nanotechnological components such as synthetic muscles to give a Varuk the ability to operate within Earth-level gravity. Unfortunately, the artificial muscles are approximately as fragile as their organic equivalents.

Varukian troops rely heavily on Exosuit technology when operating on Earth, and it is expensive to maintain, but when used properly, it is exceptionally deadly. If re-tweaked to support a human being, then the potential for new weapons designs is endless.

I believe that this deal is a fair and just one. Agreed?

dear skeptical inquirer

I dont need your exosuits and that would mean i would have to pry one of the IPPGs out of the hard steel floor in the facility. You see aparently like you I am a shrewd nation that gets to the point and the point is that with the IPPG there are vast possibilities. With your exo suit...not so much. . . And one last thing...my IPPGs are a lot cheaper to maintain than your exo suit, besides why do I need it when i can get the perfect human as it is? No deal.
Please come again

ps. Sorry for the mix up about the name call it the IPPG

Oh and the guy who wanted camelion man Your dude will be in your country in one NS month(one hour)

We do not need so much as a person as an army. We need breeding stock, to farm humans for our janissaries.

I would be much obliged if the following specifications are considered, we will be need enough males and females to start a janissary population.

Hair: Black
Eyes: Green
Facial Features: Upturned nose, almond eyes, perfect teeth, small ears
Race: Caucasian
Extra enhancements: Feline agility

Name your price.

ok lets recap

Black hair: 300usd
green eyes: 500 usd
upturned eyes: 200usd
almond eyes: 300usd
perfect teeth:50usd
small ears: 100usd
caucasian:free of charge
Feline agility:5,000

sub 6,450usd
enough for a population to be safe i suggest 12 females 7 males This is considered a bulk order so i will cut the price to about 4000 a person.

total 76,000usd total hope that is acceptable but please advertize this to you friends.

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