NationStates Jolt Archive

UmbrellaCorp has shown promising future development in the field of nanotechnology. The benefits can include, but not limited to:

1. Incredibly fast processors. Very soon, supercomputers running 1000x the speed of todays should be produced.

2. Cures for many diseases. Microscopic probes can be placed inside a human, and be directed to attack infectious cells.

3. Bio Warfare. Lethal microscopic machines can be targeted to infect certain people, allowing for a specialized bio attack.

Investors are needed to fund this new technology, and they will be fully reimbursed, and will be supplied with a choice of the above technologies.

Any investment will help.

Liberated America would like to invest 100 million Liberate Dollars ($1 LD = $1.78 USD) in this venture. We trust that these new technologies and products will surely be used to "help" the earth and its many nations.

Wait, Umbrella is that evil orginazition in Resident evil right? The bastards who lured the STARS into battle for data, then nuked Racoon City to cover their tracks?

OOC: indeed it is.

The Confederacy of Tortalesca is willing to invest 4,272,500,000.00 Imperial Shekels in Umbrella Corp. This equals an investment sum of $1,000,000,000.00 and will be taken from our defence funds.

At first, you will receive $50,000,000.00. We wish to receive a shipment of your latest biological warfare surplus.
If your goods are approved by our scientists, we are more than willing to invest more funds, up to the $1,000,000,000.00 stated above.

Furthermore, we want to discuss the issuing of production licenses for our own arms manufacturing industry.

Please contact us in private for orders and wishes for further business relations.

OOC: Where did your government get so much money in such a small amount of time.

TAGged for possible response.

Nebarri prime will invest 1,000,000,000 Credits into the first two we will not have any of are money be spent on Bio weapons of any kind 1 Credit = a little more than 1 USD

To the Esteemed CEO of UmbrellaCorp:

We are interested in purchasing your corporation to the tune of $90 billion ($400,000,000,000). The feilds you are entering in could compete with some of our pre-existing products, and we'd rather cooperate than bicker amongst ourselves.

If you accept this deal, not only will you have as much funding as you could dream of and be able to partake of all our technology, but you will work fully autonomously. The only catch is that we will partake of all technology you develop too, and be able to use it in our mutual products.

You gain $90 billion, hordes of technology, and retain control of your nation in exchange for some minor sharing. How can you say no?

[signed]
CEO Johnathan Tetragammaton
The Resi Corporation

The Armed Republic Of Mationland is willing to invest 200 billion Mation dollars . Quick currency converter : 1 Mation Dollar (MD) = 10 US Dollars (USD) . We hope that this invesment will lead to the company giving us huge wooping discounts in the future is the company does well .

Your's Sincerely ,
Minister Of Finance
with permission from his majesty ,
The Dictator Of Mationland .

The Armed Republic Of Mationland is willing to invest 200 billion Mation dollars . Quick currency converter : 1 Mation Dollar (MD) = 10 US Dollars (USD) . We hope that this invesment will lead to the company giving us huge wooping discounts in the future is the company does well .

Your's Sincerely ,
Minister Of Finance
with permission from his majesty ,
The Dictator Of Mationland .

OOC:
Source; http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=Mation_Region&exchange=2
According to calculations; US$1=$MD2.0808
Or, rather, $MD1=48.06US¢
So, in a word, no.

And I'm waiting to give IC response after Umbrella responds to Resi.

The Resi Corperation:

We are accepting your offer of $90 Billion. Remember that none of the products I listed are guaranteed. This is new technology; not enough development has occurred in order to grantee a profit.

The corperation will be in your hands once money is wired.

The Resi Corperation:

We are accepting your offer of $90 Billion. Remember that none of the products I listed are guaranteed. This is new technology; not enough development has occurred in order to grantee a profit.

The corperation will be in your hands once money is wired.
Official Communications to UmbrellaCorp Subsidiary:

As we already have the technology for said inventions, you need not worry about the goals you have set for yourself. As far as your corporation should be concerned, they have been fulfilled and you are moving on to newer and greater things, applications of the technology you have recently aquired.

The money we spoke of has been wired, as has our technology database that contains nanomachines, sentient AI, carbon-60 creation, advanced robotics, nanodiseases, fluid breathing, ultrapressure machines, laser weaponry, plasma energy, nanohealing, nanorepair, and other advances. You can not trade specs of this technology with any nation without first consulting us, but you can sell products with this technology included.

We wish you the best of luck, and hope that nothing but good comes of this merger.

[signed]
CEO Johnathan Tetragammaton
The Resi Corporation

You bastards, you stole our companies name. Prepare to be destroyed by the real Umbrella.

((OOC: And you stole the Umbrella Corp name from another nation, which is why you had to have Inc. after it. Anyway...))
IC:

To the Respected CEO of Umbrella Corp Inc:

According the the recent incredibly accurate surveys the UN has compiled, our corporation has approximately 8.617 times as many people as yours, not including our recently aquired subsidiary which you are currently threatening. We also have vast robotic armies, nanoplagues, and all sorts of pleasant machines of death as one could see from our storefront (http://members.cox.net/resicorp/). And those are just the consumer models.

We suggest you stop threatening our assets. Should you do anything to their (and by proxy, our) soverign soil, we will be forced to take measures you most certainly will regret.

[signed]
CEO Johnathan Tetragammaton
The Resi Corporation

The Armed Republic Of Mationland has officially withdrawed its pledge of 200 million Mations under orders from his majesty , Dictator Of Mationland .

Take note Umbrella Corp ,
Mationland Dictator