NationStates Jolt Archive

"This is commander Ares Nodion, we are under heavy fire by some sort of alien menace, all defense systems have been cut off and they are prepared to strike the countryside. If anyone could could provide assistance please lend their hand. Over and out" Ares, at the local border of gyrobot

Meanwhile at the capital redoubt, General Ofiyae Jhunbara speaks to the council
"This message was sent by one of our commanders who was part of the Shooban invasion. We have accidently underestimate the rebels as their breed seem to be different from the others but their intention is clear: they want to attack the mana tree. If this happens, the shoobans would prove to be least of our worries. We must protect the temple at once"

OOC: Anyone who would lend a can as this is a shooban kill fest, but be warned I made some of the shoobans carry powerful weapons of death as they struck us quite well. But I recommend you fight the battle in the old city of recanis as if they reach the tree. We are doomed.

WTF are you talking about?

Simply put, a group of shoobans have escaped the wraith of RB and its fellow allies. As a result they decided to attack us to acquire a secret weapon located in the old region of gyrobot. The main temple is also the host of the mana tree. Which if destroyed will allow an ancient evil to attack mankind. They started their attack on the borders and have stolen military and cloning equipment to use to their advantage. We are currently holding them off but they are starting to overrun the border.

What's a Shooban?

What's a Shooban?

A long time ago, Roach Busters, Generic Empire, Borman Empire, Grenval, Doomingsland, and myself attacked a pathetic tribal nation called Shoobooshaaba after they invaded TBD. The fight was more of a one sided slaughter and in the end, the country was conquered and divided amongst the victors. We decided that we were going to commemorate the victory by building statues of our leaders in their capital and then we started enslaving them. Shoobans are good, but dumb slaves (IQ 45-60) looking like semi-human people and are hunted down like animals in Parthia in a traditional Persian manner (on horseback with bows and arrows).

Well to explain how the shoobans got here. They must have snuck through our boarder by criminal groups. Also from what a local archielogy team's report. The temple glyphs have pictures that resemble ancestors of the wicked shoobans and how they settled here centuries ago and how the acient evil I mention was their leader, when our heroes sealed the beast, the shoobans began to become dumber and books tell of how they colonized the land you called Shoobooshaaba. in other words, they are only a fraction of what to come. Fortunately they lost all communications with their mother galaxy so it means there will be no relief force from them. However this might change should their invasion of our land be successful. The oracle said they need a virgin sacrifice at the temple of the mana tree in order to bring the shooban beast back to life and allowing the shoobans to be both remoralized and even deadlier. Leave no shooban alive.

(OOC: No offense, but this is much too unrealistic. Shoobans are far, far, far too stupid to use any type of weapon.)

OOC: An IQ of 45-60 is not 'far, far, far too stupid to use any type of weapon'. You'll want to go much lower than that for that level of idiocy, or go for them all having serious mental illnesses. Even a chimp could use a gun if it is shown how to do it.
Unless we're talking about some kind of complicated uberweapon of doom that requires any level of computer skill to operate, in which case you might have some trouble.

OOC:I am future tech so the crime mafias in my nation are doing what they can to augment the fighting efficiency of the shooban rebels. They got many things at their arsenal, mind enchance emplants, supplements, superhuman drugs(immagine that with a shooban and you could get unexpected results). Aiming assistance AI (aimbot to the common man). And this is only the surface of the roof. Also enviromental factions were displeased with my recent enviromental messup(we did it to improve the economy) so they are finacing the crime mafias.

OOC: IN Gyro's defense, if he can edit his story to have it like the Shoobans didn't mean to do it and the weapon increased their IQ level or something, this could be feasible.

OOC:I am future tech so the crime mafias in my nation are doing what they can to augment the fighting efficiency of the shooban rebels. They got many things at their arsenal, mind enchance emplants, supplements, superhuman drugs(immagine that with a shooban and you could get unexpected results). Aiming assistance AI (aimbot to the common man). And this is only the surface of the roof. Also enviromental factions were displeased with my recent enviromental messup(we did it to improve the economy) so they are finacing the crime mafias.

(OOC: Oh, okay. I forgot you were future tech. Sorry.)

((Wait... you guys conquered and slaughtered a tribal society, and now you want our help in destroying some "rebels" that you guys created? no, not happening... and shame on you... I hope they destroy you all.))

I did not contribute to the genocide, but the rebels are targeting my nation to destroy other nations that attacked them in the past.