Jamum
03-04-2005, 23:07
ooc: this is a copy of the shooban idea for those who don't have them.
these are great for RP!
ic:
Transmission from Jamum export command
a scientist looking like Einstein begins a talk
“following the conquest of Huton we have come to the conclusion that its inhabitants or truly more animal than man.”
camera moves to Huton cages
Huton's are fighting over the shiniest piece of straw
"you see these creatures cannot survive on there own they have proved this time and time again whether it be putting there heads in lions or building ICBM's out of tin cans. We have shown sympathy giving theses apes simple jobs like:
Cleaning
simple Mining
fast food
basic crop work
building
testing
mine sweeping
but we cannot keep these monkeys to are selves we have decided to sell them around the world for a special price of 100 USD per breeding pair
(shipping not included) but you must keep them separate or they will breed like rabbits."
Jamum offers to ways of shipping:
Forcing them into canoes that they will power towards your country=10 USD (high death rate)
Para dropping in crates=100 USD (small death rate)
Making them swim for it=0 USD (very high death rate)
Shipping in cargo ships= 1000 USD (low death rate)
Shipping by plane=2000 USD (no death rate)
these are great for RP!
ic:
Transmission from Jamum export command
a scientist looking like Einstein begins a talk
“following the conquest of Huton we have come to the conclusion that its inhabitants or truly more animal than man.”
camera moves to Huton cages
Huton's are fighting over the shiniest piece of straw
"you see these creatures cannot survive on there own they have proved this time and time again whether it be putting there heads in lions or building ICBM's out of tin cans. We have shown sympathy giving theses apes simple jobs like:
Cleaning
simple Mining
fast food
basic crop work
building
testing
mine sweeping
but we cannot keep these monkeys to are selves we have decided to sell them around the world for a special price of 100 USD per breeding pair
(shipping not included) but you must keep them separate or they will breed like rabbits."
Jamum offers to ways of shipping:
Forcing them into canoes that they will power towards your country=10 USD (high death rate)
Para dropping in crates=100 USD (small death rate)
Making them swim for it=0 USD (very high death rate)
Shipping in cargo ships= 1000 USD (low death rate)
Shipping by plane=2000 USD (no death rate)