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The Black dog rose and sniffed the air
He found a strange smell which he didn't recognise
Black Dog followed the smell
He enventually arrived at a bowling alley, filled with stray cats.
As soon as he entered cats pulled out guns

At the centre of the bowling alley was a cat sitting in a big black leather chair with a bright orange wig on, he was the King Pin, the Trump Cat.

"Welcome to my lair, Black Doggy, muwhahahahahah. It saddens me though, you won't be able to enjoy it as my hundred Tomcats with a hundred Tommy guns will soon DESTROY YOU,"

The cat stood up and walked towards the dog, "And it won't just be any death, it'll be a trump death, the most painful and expensive death in the world,"

With reactions as quick as a cats, black dog jumped in the air as the guns started firing.
While he was in the air, he winked at the camera and said
Not today kingcat
Before flying into non-existant karate moves.
Back-up dogs came in the doors and a brawl started
Black dog ran after the king cat

The Kingcat saw that the Black Doggy had set a trap,
"Mojo Mafuii" The Kingcat yelled.

Within seconds a small monkey flew in threw a window whilst making possess on a seizure inducing background. When the monkey landed next to the Kingcat they both raised their left hand and connected their rings.

"Wonder twins power," The Kingcat and the monkey shouted, "Form of Bumblebee,"

And with a flash of light the cat and monkey turned not into the insect bumblebee but the transformer bumblebee. Yes it is Bumblebee, the most pointless of all transformers whose only purpose was to get in every other transformer's way. This would certainly finish the Black Doggy

Suddenly, the Bowling Alley collapsed out of sheer respect for the laws of irony, and reality.

Thus ended the reign of the King Cat, and his Nemesis, Black Dog.

it all went down that night
lights were flashing
cats were screeching
dogs were woofing
like indesicion to call you
and hear your voice of treason
will you come home and stop this pain tonight
STOP THIS PAIN TONIGHT

suddenly the king cat came from the nowhere?!?
Black dog shook his head
NOT TODAY

Djehuty smiled at the Holorecorder and pointed to the online forum.

'And this, boys and girls, is why you should never drink alcohol and jump onto online forums.' He grinned and pointed to both examples before nodding at the man to switch it off.

So anyway in respect of The Scarecrows will to show his face on this thread his I shall continue from his.

So anyway I was told by this guy that after the roof collapsed and everything seemed dead the mighty bumblebee transformed into a palm tree, now don't hold me on this I was given this info buy a guy who said he heard it at the UN.

So anyway I heard from my cousin twice removed on my father’s side that after a well placed product placement (EAT TACOBELL) the Bumblebee Palm Tree began to search for the Black Doggy. But that's just what I heard.

[color=punk]Black dog was all alone looking for the bee
all alone
all alone
theeeere will be an answer leet it beeee
(macho)let it beeeee
let it beee
ooo let ie beeee let ie beeeeee
whisper woord of wisdom... let it beee

SUDDENLY FROM NOWHERE A TACOBELL HIT HIM IN THE EYE
GODDAMMIT
he saw the bee
he chased
[/punk]

edit; THERE IS NO GODDAMM PINK

So, like I was saying before Jimmy, Bumblebee Palm Tree was searching for the Black Doggy see.

Then I heard from this guy that heard from a girl that heard from a neutral that the Bumblebee Palm Tree heard the Black Doggy yell "THERE IS NO GODDAMM PINK".

So this is were I heard that the Bumblebee Palm Tree turned to the camera, and began to talk about the serious issue of pink consumption and how we eat to much, now you didn't hear this from me but I heard from you that the Bumblebee Palm Tree used this as a distraction to do something evil.

(Will the Bumblebee Palm Tree really do something evil, and will Taco bell continue its smuggling of pink through the South Caribbean. Tune in next week.)

An army of evil nazi communist albino squirrels rushes in and tries to kill the black dog. Another mass of furry animals known as the Squirrel Eating Bunny Rabbits attack the squirrels while the Black Dog just sits and watches.

It was about then that I realised i wasn't going to make it out of this one without some help.
Putting my paw to my mouth i whistled the secret call which brought the black doves.
The doves came and formed one giant dove and carried black dog to the moooooooooooon :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

The moons blue

Bumblebee Palm Tree watched as the Black Doggy flew to the blue moon of a big bird, taking with him any remains of normality that this thread had. Since this thread was completely lost Bumblebee Palm Tree flew to the blue moon using his S.F.H.R.B.R.B.P.B.P or super fun happy rocket booster rocket back pack booster pack for short. Once he reached the blue moon Bumblebee Palm Tree began to fight the Blue Vein moon dwelling cheese. Once he defeated all the cheese he found out who turned the moon blue, it was Stilton.

Billiam the Janitor appeared to clean up the mess. He discovered a big circular rectangle. When he picked it up. He was on the moon and he could breathe perfectly. Then Billiam grew wings and turned into a fairy lady named arnold scwarzeneiger.

STIIILLTOOOOOON!

SinceArnoldgotmentionedBumblebeepalmtree decided to give the thread a proper burial. In his left hand he held a mighty remote control for some pointless Japanese invention that he bought of the streets of Thailand. Mashing the buttons he managed to destroy the thread. SO THAT"S IT< DON"T POST HERE AGAIN or else :mp5: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper:

Billiam then woke up and he was sitting in a crater on the moon face to face with JFK, Amelia Airheart, Elvis, and The Beatles. He then noticed that there was a silver glowing spaceship parking right near them. 5 Aliens got out each equipped with there own K.E.G.(Kavorgian Energy Gong.)

But then a whole army of Pokemon came and started attacking everybody on the moon.

The Beatles sang and calmed the pokemon long enough so that a nuclear bomb could be dropped on them.

But then Fat Albert appeared and bounced the nuke off his stomach and ate the Beatles and the Pokemon, and everybosy else.

Elvis who is in fat alberts stomache uses his almighty sound thingy and shatter fat alberts stomache. Then the moon starts singing along and everyone dances. Cept for the pokemon. the went boom.