Warheads launched.
Biggleses
03-04-2005, 16:20
A Nuclear warhead has been launched, targetting the Farmina capital. I would advise any foreign nationstates evacuate their citizens ASAP.
A Chemical warhead has been launched, targetting what we believe to be Farmina's major water source.
Dumpsterdam
03-04-2005, 16:38
A Nuclear warhead has been launched, targetting the Farmina capital. I would advise any foreign nationstates evacuate their citizens ASAP.
A Chemical warhead has been launched, targetting what we believe to be Farmina's major water source.
The DCM ABM system has cleanly picked off the Biggleses ICBM and fired its ignore cannons untill the nation of Biggleses stopped spasming.
Red Tide2
03-04-2005, 16:51
OOC: I suggest everybody ignore this n00b with his 0MFG N00Ks and his CL00KING $HEELDS
Neuvo Rica
03-04-2005, 16:54
I really couldnt agree more...
Freudotopia
03-04-2005, 16:57
A Nuclear warhead has been launched, targetting the Farmina capital. I would advise any foreign nationstates evacuate their citizens ASAP.
A Chemical warhead has been launched, targetting what we believe to be Farmina's major water source.
OOC: Go home, you idiot
Patriotic Finland
03-04-2005, 17:16
OOC: Go home, you idiot
Too bad the kindergartens are closed for weekends. If they were open we wouldn't have that sort messing around.
Skinny87
03-04-2005, 17:17
Geez. A nuclear attack. How unconvential and surprising. IGNORE'd
Biggleses
03-04-2005, 17:24
Geez. A nuclear attack. How unconvential and surprising. IGNORE'd
OOC: I'm allowed to launch Nukes if my nation has the capabilities.
Patriotic Finland
03-04-2005, 17:33
OOC: I'm allowed to launch Nukes if my nation has the capabilities.
OOC:Maybe, but little more try please. A message of four lines for launching a nuke....*shakes his head*
Biggleses
03-04-2005, 17:35
OOC:Maybe, but little more try please. A message of four lines for launching a nuke....*shakes his head*
Ok. :)
Freudotopia
03-04-2005, 17:39
OOC: I'm allowed to launch Nukes if my nation has the capabilities.
OOC: Which it doesn't. Go away. Oh, and just to piss you off...
IC:
In an installation on a tiny island off the coast of Freudotopia, a junior officer ran down a hall and burst panting through a door.
"Good God, Perkins, what the hell's going on?" asked his immediate supervisor, Sergeant Cole.
"Sir, a new nation has readied its N.O.O.B. weapons, and I believe they may have hostile intent. The ful report's right here."
"This...this is incredible. Get Colonel Sergevich on the line right away, priority alpha-one."
--Ten minutes later, in the command and control center of the island base...
The grizzled Colonel Sergevich stood before a massive row of tactical information screens, his eyes narrowed. "Johnson!" he barked. "Johnson, I want the I.G.N.O.R.E. system warmed up right away. There's no time to lose!"
Eighteen missile hatches slowly opened, and eighteen gleaming missiles rose like metal monoliths, awaiting the firing code. As the Colonel entered it, they rose in a cloud of smoke, obscuring the beautiful island scenery.
Back in the command room, the Colonel watched grimly as the minutes ticked away, and the missiles sped toward their target, the helpless, tiny nation of Biggleses. As the screen showed the detonation of the I.G.N.O.R.E. warheads, he turned away. Addressing the control room operators, he spole:
"Men, it was a hard thing we had to do today. IGNORING innocent men, women, and children is never an easy task. But reflect on this: when you go to sleep tonight, you won't have to worry about your wives and children being threatened with NOOBS.
Biggleses
03-04-2005, 17:40
OOC: Which it doesn't. Go away. Oh, and just to piss you off...
IC:
In an installation on a tiny island off the coast of Freudotopia, a junior officer ran down a hall and burst panting through a door.
"Good God, Perkins, what the hell's going on?" asked his immediate supervisor, Sergeant Cole.
"Sir, a new nation has readied its N.O.O.B. weapons, and I believe they may have hostile intent. The ful report's right here."
"This...this is incredible. Get Colonel Sergevich on the line right away, priority alpha-one."
--Ten minutes later, in the command and control center of the island base...
The grizzled Colonel Sergevich stood before a massive row of tactical information screens, his eyes narrowed. "Johnson!" he barked. "Johnson, I want the I.G.N.O.R.E. system warmed up right away. There's no time to lose!"
Eighteen missile hatches slowly opened, and eighteen gleaming missiles rose like metal monoliths, awaiting the firing code. As the Colonel entered it, they rose in a cloud of smoke, obscuring the beautiful island scenery.
Back in the command room, the Colonel watched grimly as the minutes ticked away, and the missiles sped toward their target, the helpless, tiny nation of Biggleses. As the screen showed the detonation of the I.G.N.O.R.E. warheads, he turned away. Addressing the control room operators, he spole:
"Men, it was a hard thing we had to do today. IGNORING innocent men, women, and children is never an easy task. But reflect on this: when you go to sleep tonight, you won't have to worry about your wives and children being threatened with NOOBS.
OOC: Well that was a pitiful example of RP. PLus, it does? What prevents me from having those capabilities? Nothing.
Bonstock
03-04-2005, 17:42
ooc: wow... havn't seen the ignore cannons fired lately; I thought NS rp was getting better to the point where they were unnecessary.
*dusts his off* Here goes!
*giant ignore cannon fires at Bigleses, sending him into a forsaken realm of n00bz**
-Official Neoman Response-
"Do you really want to be beat down?"
Freudotopia
03-04-2005, 17:43
OOC: Well that was a pitiful example of RP. PLus, it does? What prevents me from having those capabilities? Nothing.
OOC: It wasn't meant to be good. Believe me, if I wanted to RP a massive attack on your nation, you'd piss yourself just reading the thing. It was meant to mock your blatant n00bery. It's a generally accepted unwritten law that nations under 100 million do not have the ability to launch nukes, or use any sort of unconventional warfare.
Can i beat him down?
please
Freudotopia
03-04-2005, 17:46
Can i beat him down?
please
OOC: Of course you can, but don't get dirty, and no scratching or spitting.
Sanctaphrax
03-04-2005, 17:47
ooc: My current ignore weapon of choice....
IC:
*clouds rolled over the nation of Biggleses, and when they parted, minutes later, the nation had disappeared from all Sanctaphrax radar....*
Red Tide2
03-04-2005, 17:49
OOC;If you think this is bad... you should see his factbook... he calims he can draft his ENTIRE population into the military at a moments notice. That would implode his economy.
Sidestreamer
03-04-2005, 17:51
OOC: and in my Moral Alliance thread, he threatened to nuke every member of my alliance :p
This guy's funny!
Freudotopia
03-04-2005, 17:52
OOC: This guy's a real sack o' crap. Check out more examples of his n00bery:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8601170#post8601170
Freudotopia
03-04-2005, 17:53
OOC: and in my Moral Alliance thread, he threatened to nuke every member of my alliance :p
This guy's funny!
OOC: Funny or stupid. I suspect the latter.
Freudotopia
03-04-2005, 17:54
OOC;If you think this is bad... you should see his factbook... he calims he can draft his ENTIRE population into the military at a moments notice. That would implode his economy.
OOC: Exactly. Five million out of eight million people in the military!? Hogash and bilge.
Biggleses
03-04-2005, 17:54
OOC: I can name several nuclear powers in the real world with populations under 100 million. Pretty inaccurate "unwritten law" then.
Freudotopia
03-04-2005, 17:54
ooc: My current ignore weapon of choice....
IC:
*clouds rolled over the nation of Biggleses, and when they parted, minutes later, the nation had disappeared from all Sanctaphrax radar....*
OOC: Nice one. I rather enjoyed that.
Freudotopia
03-04-2005, 17:56
OOC: I can name several nuclear powers in the real world with populations under 100 million. Pretty inaccurate "unwritten law" then.
OOC: Like who? And in the real world, nations don't grow to have four billion people, so the population statistics here are different from those in the real world.
*Evil Smile*
The Adm. of the NNS "Noobatize me Capitan" stood on the deck of his ship, the massive beast swayed back and forth. He had just gotten a letter from his wife saying that she was going to be leaving for RUNE in about 2 days.
Suddenly the Air raid alarm went off. The Adm. slowly turned and walked up to the bridge. When he got onto the bridge there was a Lieutenant waiting for him.
"uh sir some unknown country has just launched two ICBM at a country one is a nuke and one is a chemical, they are passing over us now what should we do?"
"Can our patriots hit them?"
"No sir there two high"
"Rail Guns, funneling fire takeout that nuke first,"
"Sir!"
The Rail gun turrets came alive all across the NNS "Noobatize me Capitan" over 50 3 pound bullets streaked up at the missiles.
Frisbeeteria
03-04-2005, 17:57
OOC: This guy's a real sack o' crap.
Enough with the insults, Freudotopia and others.
Biggleses, I've already locked three of your General threads for failing to follow the rules of these forum. Apparently you just move to a different area and start up again. We don't regulate roleplay unless/until it crosses over into the personal. This one just did.
I'm gonna lock this one too, and advise you to start over AFTER reading the stickies. Be sure to read the ones in the Moderation forum too.
~ Frisbeeteria ~
NationStates Forum Moderator