NationStates Jolt Archive

(OOC: Just so everyone knows, this takes place after Eastmoreland gets ousted and J.L. returns to power.)


Do you enjoy watching Shoobans suffer? Do you find the notion of inflicting unfathomably excruciating agony upon them titillating, exhilerating, and spine-tinglingly delightful? Is killing these putrid creatures among your favorite hobbies? We know it is. Around the world, killing Shoobans has become a crave, bigger than Pokemon, Tamagatchi, and all other silly fads combined. It is a great, family-friendly hobby for people of all ages. No nation on Earth gets a greater kick out of hunting, hurting, slaying, and poaching these abominations more than the people of RB. With that in mind, J.L. Studios will launch a new television series: 'Shoobans Die the Darnedest Ways.' A comedic, witty, innovative show, its expose' of the many ways to kill Shoobans, old footage of some of history's greatest and funniest deaths of Shoobans, contests to see who can kill them in the most humorous way, and even guest appearances by such dignified figures as Shah Khosru III, guarantee to make this show one of the all time greats. If you would like to purchase the rights to broadcast this excellent program in your nation- or if you would like to make a guest appearance- please write in without delay! On a side note, I myself will be the show's host.

-Generalissimo J.L.

"Hey! I was at the party too!"-The Great Leader Li.

"Hey! I was at the party too!"-The Great Leader Li.

Of course, my friend. You may make a guest appearance, too.

-Generalissimo J.L.

OOC: Nellisland says to check your tgs...he is such a pain in the ***...i hope he doesn't read that...he is a big kid.

Statement from President Arterski of Aliados:

We are happy to see that Generalissimo J.L. is back in power and hard at work. I was wondering if I might have a guest appearance as well, and if you would like to have the show broadcasted in Aliados? Needless to say that the show will be a hit, but why not make it world wide.

OOC: Nellisland says to check your posts...he is such a pain in the ***...i hope he doesn't read that...he is a big kid.

OOC: Hahaha! I will be right over TME...yeah but please check your posts. I should do some IC stuff to I guess.

To: Generalissimo J.L.
From: President Nellis

This show will fail just like you will. But, I won't lie, if there is nothing better on then I will watch. What is its time slot? I hope doesn't tun at the same Alias.

OOC: Excuse me...*grabs baseball bat and runs across the hall*

I've given up hope on saving the Shooban, so might as well enjoy the ride. Let me kill some o' dem durn Shooban!

We would like to buy rights to broadcast.

-SkyParthia TV.

Dear Sir,

In the interest of showing the world the diverse skills of Freudotopia, I am sending one of my military subordinates, Major Alexander "Mousetrap" Wilkins, to your country, and I ask that he be able to make a guest appearance on your program, as he is currently the record holder in my nation for most shoobans killed by one man. While I leave the final decision up to you, I hope you can see your way clear to giving the young man some time on-camera. He has great potential, and your ratings will doubtless skyrocket.

Sincerely,
Saul Hudson, Emperor of Freudotopia

Ah wonderful! Here's an idea having different episodes show different countries that are involved in the killing of Shoobans! Why in Camel Eaters we have massive forests with trees that routinely drop branches big enough to kill a man and a few of his friends. We've used it in the past to kill those who are thrown into the woods. Though because of this the few survivors have formed into some small communities. That are cannibalistic. So it should be entertaining to see these men take down large amounts of Shoobans. All the best.

King Linfield Hannon

We would like to buy rights to broadcast.

-SkyParthia TV.

Don't be absurd, you can have the rights for free. I would not accept cash from such an esteemed ally.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Dear Sir,

In the interest of showing the world the diverse skills of Freudotopia, I am sending one of my military subordinates, Major Alexander "Mousetrap" Wilkins, to your country, and I ask that he be able to make a guest appearance on your program, as he is currently the record holder in my nation for most shoobans killed by one man. While I leave the final decision up to you, I hope you can see your way clear to giving the young man some time on-camera. He has great potential, and your ratings will doubtless skyrocket.

Sincerely,
Saul Hudson, Emperor of Freudotopia

Good idea. He may make a guest appearance.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Ah wonderful! Here's an idea having different episodes show different countries that are involved in the killing of Shoobans! Why in Camel Eaters we have massive forests with trees that routinely drop branches big enough to kill a man and a few of his friends. We've used it in the past to kill those who are thrown into the woods. Though because of this the few survivors have formed into some small communities. That are cannibalistic. So it should be entertaining to see these men take down large amounts of Shoobans. All the best.

King Linfield Hannon

Excellent suggestions. They shall be considered thoughtfully.

-Generalissimo J.L.

OOC: Nellisland says to check your tgs...he is such a pain in the ***...i hope he doesn't read that...he is a big kid.

Statement from President Arterski of Aliados:

We are happy to see that Generalissimo J.L. is back in power and hard at work. I was wondering if I might have a guest appearance as well, and if you would like to have the show broadcasted in Aliados? Needless to say that the show will be a hit, but why not make it world wide.

OOC: What about me?

The lady of LannaN would like to buy the rights to broadcast your show. She also sends you best wishes for the newly created show.

Sure, you can be on the show.

And the lovely lady of LannaN may have the rights for free.

-Generalissimo J.L., Subjugator of the Weak, Oppressor of Shoobans, Bastion of Anti-Communism

Thank you.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

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(OOC: Check the links I sent you. ;))

OOC: I did already :P

OOC: I did already :P

Okay.

Here, just 'cause I love you, have another fluffle.

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Hahaha... thanks? :D

Hahaha... thanks? :D

Hahaha...you're welcome? :D

(I love you as a friend, of course. ;))

Btw, where's my fluffle? :(

I love you as a friend too...

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I love you as a friend too...

:fluffle:

Ah...thanks! :fluffle: