Holy panooly
02-04-2005, 18:02
I was visiting the hospital yesterday, a friend of mine got hit by a car, a splendid Buick from 1957 (http://anyboard.net/soc/religion/christian/Mormonite/uploads/1957_buick-2.jpg), but that's completely besides the point. Even if it was a car from the eastern bloc his stomach would still be perforated but anyway. His condition was quite serious, and he was moved from the intensive care to the regular section three days ago.
It was hot. Not like ordinary hot when you go outside in August or June no, it was a terrible moist combined with a sky void of clouds. The buildings of Delapesca, the second largest city in Holy Panooly, turned into a greenhouse while the outside became a stove. Sweating heavily, my armpits gave off a foul, unclean stench of rotting with my shoes sopped with sweat I moved to the clean white building. Quite annoying what happened when I entered the lobby members of the hospital staff wanted to know from which Begger Welfare area I came and if I wanted to have a ride back. No I said, and I asked for the room number of my friend. They gave me the number, but I had the feeling of someone watching me all along.
"Ah hello Ben, good to see you!" Fritz yelled this at me in a most happy way. I never saw him this glad to see anyone. He was lying on the bed, smelling like morning pee. I dared not to go near him, afraid of taking some of his smell with me. And people already thought I am a beggar...
"Good news first everything is going okay with me. Sucks about your accident Fritz."
"Yeah, I was busy looking at women, wasn't paying attention to the traffic."
"I thought you were gay."
"I am not." Fritz looked shocked and angry at the same time.
"Okay." Another surprise, I honestly thought he was gay. I guess we aren't the close friends I thought we are. I quickly corrected my grave mistake by saying "Bad joke." But I guess he didn't fall for that one.
"Anyway, your girlfriend left you and the landlord took took the jewelry you inherited from your mother."
"What the... Ben, are you serious?"
"Yes, I am afraid so."
"Fuck."
"Here? Pervert." At that moment I thought it would be better for me to leave him there, just to let him stew in his own juice. The friendly mood of him seemed to have passed now. And I kid you not, I shouldn't have said that one thing before I left.
"Well, I don't know what you're doing tonight but I'm going to the whores." A loud shrieking noise came from one of the heart monitoring devices next to him, while nurses and docters rushed to Fritz. As fast as I could I made my way to the elevator.
The way Fritz died wasn't my fault, I swear. Still, it's very annoying how he died. When I was busy in my favourite brothel I tried to think of him, but I tell you, it's hard to ponder about someone health when a women... Ah never mind. Take this from an expert, it's impossible.
OOC: I have no clue why I wrote this.
It was hot. Not like ordinary hot when you go outside in August or June no, it was a terrible moist combined with a sky void of clouds. The buildings of Delapesca, the second largest city in Holy Panooly, turned into a greenhouse while the outside became a stove. Sweating heavily, my armpits gave off a foul, unclean stench of rotting with my shoes sopped with sweat I moved to the clean white building. Quite annoying what happened when I entered the lobby members of the hospital staff wanted to know from which Begger Welfare area I came and if I wanted to have a ride back. No I said, and I asked for the room number of my friend. They gave me the number, but I had the feeling of someone watching me all along.
"Ah hello Ben, good to see you!" Fritz yelled this at me in a most happy way. I never saw him this glad to see anyone. He was lying on the bed, smelling like morning pee. I dared not to go near him, afraid of taking some of his smell with me. And people already thought I am a beggar...
"Good news first everything is going okay with me. Sucks about your accident Fritz."
"Yeah, I was busy looking at women, wasn't paying attention to the traffic."
"I thought you were gay."
"I am not." Fritz looked shocked and angry at the same time.
"Okay." Another surprise, I honestly thought he was gay. I guess we aren't the close friends I thought we are. I quickly corrected my grave mistake by saying "Bad joke." But I guess he didn't fall for that one.
"Anyway, your girlfriend left you and the landlord took took the jewelry you inherited from your mother."
"What the... Ben, are you serious?"
"Yes, I am afraid so."
"Fuck."
"Here? Pervert." At that moment I thought it would be better for me to leave him there, just to let him stew in his own juice. The friendly mood of him seemed to have passed now. And I kid you not, I shouldn't have said that one thing before I left.
"Well, I don't know what you're doing tonight but I'm going to the whores." A loud shrieking noise came from one of the heart monitoring devices next to him, while nurses and docters rushed to Fritz. As fast as I could I made my way to the elevator.
The way Fritz died wasn't my fault, I swear. Still, it's very annoying how he died. When I was busy in my favourite brothel I tried to think of him, but I tell you, it's hard to ponder about someone health when a women... Ah never mind. Take this from an expert, it's impossible.
OOC: I have no clue why I wrote this.