NationStates Jolt Archive

The Reich, like any other nation, needs allies and friends. In particular, we would like to open relations with:

The Parthians
Seversky
Hawiian Islands
Vastiva


How ever, we will never, never open relations with:

Guffingford.

Why? Because we hate them. Why? We dont know. We just do. Deal with it.

if you can start relations with Vastiva, TLA will concider opening relations too.

OOC: Please, don't start using The Reich too, I've already heard it from people who thought I meant the region, instead of referring to my own nation.

IC:
The Social Nationalist administration doesn't care, nor do we want to have diplomatic relations with a post-communist mudpool like you. Crawl back to the stone from whence you came, and give business and politics a rest, you are too young to comprehend what's it all about. Calling yourself a Reich is an insult to us and our past.

- Corpse Diplomatiqué.

Sir!
An enemy of Tocrowkia is an enemy of the Emperor.
An enemy of the Emperor is an Enemy of the Valkyrja.
An Enemy of the Valkyrja is an enemy of the Norse Alliance and all who reside in the Region of The Rainbow Bridge.
Brusca
Valkyrja of the Norse Alliance
The Rainbow Bridge.

OOC: Reich is German for "Empire", and it sounds a whole lot less generic then "Empire", besides, you dont dictate what I do with my nation, or what I call it. Besides, dont you and Bob-Bob have some poor 20 Mil nation to go pick on?

Guffingford,
You may come and pick on me if you wish?
You will find me in the region of the Rainbow Bridge.

This is too good to be true, a nation asking me to be destroyed. I'll write a thread about your destruction asap.

*Grins widely*
Perhaps before you do that my dear Guffingford, you should check and see what allies I have and our ethos upon that of war?

You will find that information by looking in on us and the other nations at the region of The Rainbow Bridge.

OOC: I would help to, but sense Guff is on my 2 person ignore list, I cant.

OOC: I would help to, but sense Guff is on my 2 person ignore list, I cant.That's special, this is the first time you mention my name and I'm already on your ignore list. If you ignore, why don't you want to have relations with me? In case you don't know (and you don't, obviously) ignoring means you don't acknowledge the existence of a country ICly. So why add me to a list when I'm a non-existent being for you?

And Children of Valkyrja, I'm not afraid of a few 30 million nations who have never played here before.

That is fine Emperor Emrich, I am sure it will not come to war, though if it does, there are not only people of my nation who will come to my aid.

Have you checked thoroughly sir?
Why, one of our nations has 2.506 billion alone.
Perhaps you should get your mathematicions a new abacus?

That's special, this is the first time you mention my name and I'm already on your ignore list. If you ignore, why don't you want to have relations with me? In case you don't know (and you don't, obviously) ignoring means you don't acknowledge the existence of a country ICly. So why add me to a list when I'm a non-existent being for you?

And Children of Valkyrja, I'm not afraid of a few 30 million nations who have never played here before.


Awwww!

>_<

*Head asplodes from logic*

Emperor, you're not having one of your headaches again are you?
Should I just ignore this silly little man?
Brusca

OOC: Please, don't start using The Reich too, I've already heard it from people who thought I meant the region, instead of referring to my own nation.

IC:
The Social Nationalist administration doesn't care, nor do we want to have diplomatic relations with a post-communist mudpool like you. Crawl back to the stone from whence you came, and give business and politics a rest, you are too young to comprehend what's it all about. Calling yourself a Reich is an insult to us and our past.

- Corpse Diplomatiqué.


And uh...I'm just curious where you got this communist stuff from? :confused:


Anyways, I'm out for the night.

Oh yes.....
There are other more pressing things to attend to, without this sillyness....calls himself a Reich indeed....

But perhaps you have forgotten what economy is all about. He may be big, but I am bigger. And it's not like population matters, strategy and integrity matter, not a few numbers. Perhaps you should do a little more research on my economy and learn that I have a defence budget that's fifty percent of your Gross Regional Product. Let's have fun with numbers and facts shall we?

Factsheet #1 (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=The_Rainbow_Bridge) Your region has no nation on the highest economic level. Your region's overall economy is weak, an overall authoritarian system halts economic progress. There is nothing of any value there, except when you value mud, shit and the plague.

Factsheet #2 (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=Imperial_Armies) An economic strong region, with many strong nations. A well-funded joint defence project and strong capitalist policies. The lowest economy in my region (Strong) is still above the average of yours. Think again my young friend, we are superior when it comes to population, economy and defence.

Factsheets are fun. :)

Oh dear, as I have said it is not just the region I can call upon, but others as well.
I can think of (just off hand) three maybe four who would some to our aid?
But you think I am a child, so I will go and play elsewhere and leave you, as my love suggested.

May you enjoy festering in your own juices.....

*Puts hand to mouth in embarassment*

Errrr.....I mean as Emperor Emrich has suggested.

You know htis whole things been OOC right...? :eek:

And where does it dictate those terms Emperor?