NationStates Jolt Archive

Miss Yuna Heartilly was, without question, one of the most beautiful women in the world. Born in China to anticommunist parents who barely fled with their lives, she spent most of her life growing up in Roach-Busters. Intelligent, articulate, and quick-witted, she whizzed through school with a 4.0 grade point average, and was as renowned for her immeasurable beauty as she was for her pure heart. Gentle, soft-spoken, and peaceful, she treated all living things with kindness, dignity, and respect. And yet, she had never been lucky in love. All the men she had met turned out to be obtuse pricks, ostentatious assholes, or odious bastards. She grew increasingly frustrated with her bad luck in love. Would she ever find the perfect man? It didn't seem like it. She was on the verge of committing suicide, overcome with an overriding, insidious depression...until she heard President Sutton's announcement that he was looking for a woman. Realizing she matched his description, she eagerly applied for a date, and to her great delight, he accepted. Would things change for her?

And if so, would they be for better, or worse?

She called up President Sutton to schedule a date with him.