NationStates Jolt Archive

To: All Nations of the World
From: General Creighton Eastmoreland

Thank you for helping me oust the fascists, comrades. Once Parthia and her allies are removed from Roach-Busters, I shall begin implementing my Grand Design: socialism as envisioned by Karl Marx. Internationalism as embraced by Thomas Woodrow Wilson. Tyranny as practiced by Adolf Hitler. A brand-new day of radical progressivism and revolutionary idealism is upon us. The hammer and sickle shall be emblazoned on every RB flag, all vestiges of her previous identity will be viciously swept away, and like a phoenix from the ashes, a new RB will be born, an RB that will lead the world against capitalism. I am astonished at how gullible you fools were when I proposed my 'vision,' which was nothing more than a facade. Once we are done defeating Parthia, I will physically eliminate the opposition.

OOC: I guess we know this in the war thread?

IC:

Damnit.
-Official Foreign Ministry Response

OOC: I guess we know this in the war thread?

IC:

Damnit.
-Official Foreign Ministry Response

(OOC: Yes. He just now announced it, because he believed the defeat of Parthia was imminent.)

Message from Jamum command to Roach Busters

We ask you to slow down your changes this could only bring civil war

OOC: Is he in control of your African colonies?

Poor RB. That country can't seem to keep nutcases from power. We won't interfere, as RB's army could easily kill every man, woman, and child in our nation, but I'm sure your former allies won't be so inclined...

OOC: Is he in control of your African colonies?

(OOC: I know what you're getting at. ;))

[ooc Nice one.]

TAG

I saw this coming. You are becoming the new J.L. of Roach-Busters. Keep the Shoobans away from General Eastmoreland.

~ Count JWolf, a High Count of the Council of Twelve

(OOC: I know what you're getting at. ;))

OOC: Huh? I Have no idea what your talking about? :p

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Poor Shooban...No matter what, they always get the short end of the stick...

Official Statement from The Imperial Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

I personally am saddened by this. You are not a true socialist, you are a stalinist. Therefore, I ask that all nations of the world embargo and kick out any Roachans out. You are a disgrace to the hammer and sickle Eastmoreland, consider the Imperial Commonwealth hostile to the state of Roach-Busters. We will not recognize this Government until democratic changes are made. Therefore, we will impose a trade embargo on Roach-Busters and we ask that the Roachan Embassy in Rose City is abandoned, you have 24 hours.
Sergei Ilyanov
Chancellor of Diplomacy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Byeltsin.jpg)
http://img158.exs.cx/img158/7325/tior23jr.gif
Protector of the Seven Stars

Official Statement from The Imperial Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

I personally am saddened by this. You are not a true socialist, you are a stalinist. Therefore, I ask that all nations of the world embargo and kick out any Roachans out. You are a disgrace to the hammer and sickle Eastmoreland, consider the Imperial Commonwealth hostile to the state of Roach-Busters. We will not recognize this Government until democratic changes are made. Therefore, we will impose a trade embargo on Roach-Busters and we ask that the Roachan Embassy in Rose City is abandoned, you have 24 hours.
Sergei Ilyanov
Chancellor of Diplomacy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Byeltsin.jpg)
http://img158.exs.cx/img158/7325/tior23jr.gif
Protector of the Seven Stars

No, I am not a true socialist or a true Stalinist. My vision is the Grand Design. A paradise of revolutionary idealism, radical progressivism, Marxist socialism, Wilsonian internationalism, and Hitlerite totalitarianism.

-General Eastmoreland

No, I am not a true socialist or a true Stalinist. My vision is the Grand Design. A paradise of revolutionary idealism, radical progressivism, Marxist socialism, Wilsonian internationalism, and Hitlerite totalitarianism.

-General Eastmoreland

Official Statement from The Imperial Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

That is no Grand Design that is cleaned up Stalinism. If you were a true socialist you would give more power to the people. Now until you give more power to the people, the trade embargo will stand. Oh, and you still need to evacuate.
Sergei Ilyanov
Chancellor of Diplomacy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Byeltsin.jpg)
http://img158.exs.cx/img158/7325/tior23jr.gif
Protector of the Seven Stars

Official Statement from The Imperial Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

That is no Grand Design that is cleaned up Stalinism. If you were a true socialist you would give more power to the people. Now until you give more power to the people, the trade embargo will stand. Oh, and you still need to evacuate.
Sergei Ilyanov
Chancellor of Diplomacy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Byeltsin.jpg)
http://img158.exs.cx/img158/7325/tior23jr.gif
Protector of the Seven Stars

All who oppose the Grand Design will fall. In the name of workers, in the name of the people, and in the name of our Lord Adolf, you will fall.

-General Eastmoreland

Official Statement from The Imperial Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Actions speak louder then words. If or when the Imperial Commonwealth falls, you will have the last laugh. For now, we are stable. Hah.
Sergei Ilyanov
Chancellor of Diplomacy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Byeltsin.jpg)
http://img158.exs.cx/img158/7325/tior23jr.gif
Protector of the Seven Stars

We hope to see your Stalinist Empire crash and burn.

The Commissariat of Diplomacy
The Federated Workers' State of Hallad

Official Statement from The Imperial Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Actions speak louder then words. If or when the Imperial Commonwealth falls, you will have the last laugh. For now, we are stable. Hah.
Sergei Ilyanov
Chancellor of Diplomacy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Byeltsin.jpg)
http://img158.exs.cx/img158/7325/tior23jr.gif
Protector of the Seven Stars

You will be toppled in the name of workers rights, socialism, and the beauty of Lord Adolf.

-General Eastmoreland

You will be toppled in the name of workers rights, socialism, and the beauty of Lord Adolf.

-General Eastmoreland

Official Statement from The Imperial Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Unfortunately for you, the workers love the Island, we still implement socialist policies, and Nazis are rare here. Too bad eh?
Sergei Ilyanov
Chancellor of Diplomacy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Byeltsin.jpg)
http://img158.exs.cx/img158/7325/tior23jr.gif
Protector of the Seven Stars

Official Statement from The Imperial Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Unfortunately for you, the workers love the Island, we still implement socialist policies, and Nazis are rare here. Too bad eh?
Sergei Ilyanov
Chancellor of Diplomacy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Byeltsin.jpg)
http://img158.exs.cx/img158/7325/tior23jr.gif
Protector of the Seven Stars

The Grand Design transcends democracy, autocracy, capitalism, socialism, communism, fascism, Nazism, theocracy, and all else. It shall certainly transcend you. The glory of Hitlerite Marxism* will shine upon all mankind.

-General Eastmoreland



*(OOC: Yes, I know it's an oxymoron, but as you probably guessed by now, this guy isn't exactly sane.)

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We have been duped, we are now going to withdraw from here asap. It has been worthwhile fighting.

Madman. If only you weren't such a powerful madman...

Oh, I think you will love scaphism. That will be your fate Nazi.

-Shah Khosru III

Oh, I think you will love scaphism. That will be your fate Nazi.

-Shah Khosru III

I'm not a Nazi, you are. I'm a Hitlerite Marxist.

-General Eastmoreland

I'm not a Nazi, you are. I'm a Hitlerite Marxist.

-General Eastmoreland

Message from Jamum command

when you look in the mirror you shall always see J.L's servant there is no way of changing that no matter how many people you kill

the nation of Jamum will applaud your belief in dictatorship but we do not agree with your methods we suggest adopting are system of government

I think I will have you killed by a Jew. There's irony for ya, Comrade Nazi. Whoah, now I'm realizing how fucked up you are...

-Emperor Helldawg V

We shall advise JL on painful ways to kill you lefty.

Emperor Justinian

Official Response
Why are we not surprised?
Ministry of External Affairs

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Secret IC:
Deep in the Houses of Parliament
The Deputy External Affairs Minister reached into his wallet and handed over a five-rachma-note to his Permament Secretary.
"There you are," he said as he held it out.
"Now, Minister," the other said, taking it, "I hate to be an "I-told-you-so", but..."
"... I know."
"But why," the Private Secretary looked up, "is he doing this?"
The other two looked at him in unparalled astonishment.
"My dear fellow," the Permament said, "that question is only relevant if he is sane. I think he's doing it because the little yellow pixies are telling him to."
"Oh."

Imperial News Network

---BREAKING NEWS!---

General Creighton Eastmoreland, former leader of Roach-Busters, was today captured by a combined force of Doomingslandian, Parthian, and Malkyeri troops. He was soon after taken to an undisclosed location to await execution. He is reported to have been seriously injured from being taken into custody...

The Shah has decided that he will ressurect a punishment not used in Parthia since 1593 for the murder of the crown prince, that of scaphism. According to the Shah, this heretic must endure the pain of this most horrible punishment for overthrowing my good friend JL. Impaling and crushing have been decided that they are far too generous for this usuper.

-Foreign Minister Piruz Savadkouhi

"Oi! You! Do we have anyway in RB?"

"Not that we know, sir."

"Really? Oh well."

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Official Andrehervian Government Statement

Jinkies! What a shock!

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"Now, where's my tea and biccies got to?"

Yes, the idiot is gone. General Creighton Eastmoreland was a manic. I am happy that he was captured because I had somebody go and check.

~ Count JWolf, a High Count of the Council of Twelve

So, has anyone found where J.L. has gone to? Now that the General has been deposed...

So, has anyone found where J.L. has gone to? Now that the General has been deposed...

Yes, the Count knows and the Shah knows. I don't know if anybody else knows.