NationStates Jolt Archive

"Archipelago B9 is tired of all you losers!" shouts Mumbo LeFah, the president. "I have 10 trillion nukes, and they're taking out all your capitals and major cities. Plus, I have the other people in Archipelago B9 region to help me!" Mumbo hits the button, sending out the warheads, obliterating all the other countries in the world.

Nebarri prime now uses its masive IGNORE CANNON!!! and sees another n00b get killed

"I will fight to the death to support B9!" Shouts James A. Hingloush II, ruler of Tetchuan. "All men will mobilize and kill any opposition on site!"

The president of finalfantasyia wishes to know why you send imaginary missiles at us for it is impossible to own that many when your nation is so young.

ooc: omg! Don't you know what god moding is, and that it's something you DON'T do?

"Archipelago B9 is tired of all you losers!" shouts Mumbo LeFah, the president. "I have 10 trillion nukes, and they're taking out all your capitals and major cities. Plus, I have the other people in Archipelago B9 region to help me!" Mumbo hits the button, sending out the warheads, obliterating all the other countries in the world.

Jamum's dictator tired of your insolence sends:

20 Tu-95 Bear

to level your civilization to the ground

This was funny the first time, when (I believe) either Hack, Reploid, Scolo, or SLAG did this way back in late '04. This was funny the second time, which was about a few minutes after. 20,000 times after, it stops getting funny.

How about this 20,001? Is this funny?

On Jamum air force base 01

"this is Bear leader calling in command all checks clear all bombs loaded ready to fly"

"this is command begin flight"

"Rodger"

the Bears took off one by one all racing to Archipelago B9 there would be no sympathy as the bombers approached the tiny nation they redirected towards the tiny capital they were sure they would level the city in a few MOAB strikes

A trillion nukes came and smashed into one of the Hawaiian Islands. "Oh shit. Good thing that island only contains terrorist, or my political reputation would be ruined!" says Jason.

Archipelago B9, j00 r t3h n00bz0rs 4l\ld t3h igl\l0r3d.

Foo'.

"Damn! A tenth of my nukes were ruined!" Mumbo aims the rest at Jesus.

Jibea shoots an antimatter bomb(10 grams of a-matter) at archipelago.
Have a nice day (while it lasts)

everyone unite to destroy B9

"Damn! A tenth of my nukes were ruined!" Mumbo aims the rest at Jesus.

Seeing how you are a noob based on your join date I wonder what a meer 100 mill at most but probably more towards 50 mill pop get 1 trill nukes since a nuke costs around 50 mill at least and you would go into a deficit so that would be
$50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Ja you are poor ha ha ha.
Maybe you could have one or two but a trillion makes no sense.

ooc: think I gave you long enough

IC:

above the capital

the bay doors open and the bombs fall after five bombs hitting the city was in ruin the other bombs would not be wasted on an already dead city so they split up spreading destruction across the nation.

At Jamum command


"sir are bombers got though no defence at all" the radio operator was exited but managed to keep control of himself

"good send in 60 more" the air force general had been given orders to crush all the nations civilization he would only stop when there back in the stone age

but

everyone unite to destroy B9

ooc: no! I will share the land with you

Nebarri prime will send one F-117 Nighthawk to help i dont think he will have that good for Anti air or radar so it will do good

Nebarri prime will send one F-117 Nighthawk to help i dont think he will have that good for Anti air or radar so it will do good

ooc: super! hows terrentopia

Sweet, now i have screenshots of Jamum actually trying to RP with a godmodder.

Due to my paranoiya i ahce tons of aa. I also have severaly ditches around my border with a lil draw bridge type thingy and a sphere of subs (yes i am an island somewhere south of ireland)

Sweet, now i have screenshots of Jamum actually trying to RP with a godmodder.

ooc: I always do this it's a hobby

The Bombers overlook there targets the people watch as the bombs fall

one by one the communities are obliterated

inside Jamum command

"well done General" said the dictator proudly even though this was a simple battle

"thank you sir" the general knew what would happen if he protested the war so he kept his mouth shut

"good now we will begin colonising the land make sure the land is split with our alliance"

"will do sir"

“oh and the people who remain....assimilate (not in a st way) them into our culture”

Message from Jamum command


show us the map of your nation and we will let some of your peaple survive to inhabit another island and if you do give us a map we will be happy to provide your peaples with boats to escape