Warmongering Lunatics
01-04-2005, 18:24
In an astonishing and near-unanimous vote this morning, the High Council of the W.L. Federation has decided that we shall cast aside our bloodthirsty ways. The military is being disbanded, and all weapons will be destroyed. From this day hence, none shall work harder to preserve peace than the Federation of Warmongering Lunatics!
Representative Darek T'bonn of the Skuhl district objected to the proposal on the grounds that our nation's name would no longer make sense, and was soundly denounced as anti-Peace. An angry mob of representatives coated him in molasses and feathers, and then banished him from W.L. territory. T'bonn was chased through the streets of the Capital and pelted with over ripe fruit by furious citizens. He is reported to be recovering in a hospital in Mullm; doctors say he will suffer no lasting harm from the experience.
OOC: Just in case anyone isn't sure: yes, this is an April Fools joke.
Representative Darek T'bonn of the Skuhl district objected to the proposal on the grounds that our nation's name would no longer make sense, and was soundly denounced as anti-Peace. An angry mob of representatives coated him in molasses and feathers, and then banished him from W.L. territory. T'bonn was chased through the streets of the Capital and pelted with over ripe fruit by furious citizens. He is reported to be recovering in a hospital in Mullm; doctors say he will suffer no lasting harm from the experience.
OOC: Just in case anyone isn't sure: yes, this is an April Fools joke.