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Effective at the turn of midnight tonight, the Incorporated States of Sarzonia shall annex the Democratic Imperium of Praetonia and all her colonies and establish them under the aegis of the Incorporated States of Sarzonia. The new country shall henceforth be known as the Democratic Incorporated Empire of Praezonia. The capital city shall remain Woodstock, with a secondary capital to be placed in Praeton.

In addition, the Portland Iron Works shall commence the acquisition of the Imperial Praetonian Shipyards and the Royal Shipyards of Isselmere-Nieland and Managing Director Barbara Tucker (ISN Rear Admiral - Ret.) shall attain the title of Shipbuilding Czarina.

Entered on this Day of Our Lord 1 April 2005 by my hand,

Michael A. Sarzo
President



April Fools!

Mike Sarzo obviously has Praetonian size envy.

- Random Xenonian Diplomat

Official Statement of the Imperial Government of Praetonia

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"It is hearby announced that on the 1st of April in the Year of Our Lord 2005, the Democratic Imperium of Praetonia claims annexation of every nation in NationStates aside from Sarzonia. It is therefore announced that Sarzonia is the sole power in the world, encompassing all nations. NationStates has reached its carefully planned conclusion. Max Barry has been apprehended by moderator agents earlier this morning. Expect to see every nation except for Sarzonia deleted shortly, and Sarzonia's population modified accordingly. Welcome to the New World Order.

Goodday."

In accordance with this announcement by the Democratic Imperium of Praetonia, Max Barry shall be taken into custody in Woodstock and fluffled to death. :fluffle:

In response to these strange actions, we have ordered the Royal Sevarisian Air Force (RSAF) to begin saturation raids on the world. We will then take advantage of the power vacuum and declare Yuna global empress. If you don't like it, well, f*ck you.

-George Carlin
Ministry of Insanity for April the First

Euroslavia officially surrenders itself to the power of Sarzonia, and awaits the evaporation of its independence. We expect the transition to be quite smooth, seeing as Sarzonia is a close ally of Euroslavia. The time has finally come, and Euroslavia's sovereignty in this world is coming to an end, once and for all.

All four citystates of the Verdant Achipelago Union welcome the the loss of our political freedoms, economic stability, and cultural identity, and shall welcome the liberating forces of Praezonia with open bayonets.

The new Bobiness Imperium of Risban (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=409395) surrenders its independence, frightening economy, lack of civil rights, and total absence of political freedoms to the Incorporated Sarzonia Government. We shall even surrender the Funky Chickens of Uber-Doom.

-His most Bobiness, Emperor Bob Sloof Lirpa.

Official Imperial Response

In response to this blatent act of aggression, we have begun to drill to the Earth's core in preparation for our planting of a 6,000 megaton thermonuclear device to split the planet's core.

Official Imperial Response

In response to this blatent act of aggression, we have begun to drill to the Earth's core in preparation for our planting of a 6,000 megaton thermonuclear device to split the planet's core.
Thousands of helicopters hover over the hole, pouring billions of gallons of seering hot tea into the hole, filling it to the top and drowning or burning to death everyone working inside. Once this complex operation was complete, Two massive bombs dropped from a high altitude, made entirely from sugar. A large, solid gold, helicopter moved in, carrying the entire Praezonian Government.

"Just dropping in for a spot of tea," Imperator Sarius Publius I of Praezonia said jauntily, walking next to the nation's President, Mike Sarzo.

Suddenly, from the hole sprang forth Emperor Helldawg V. He had in his hand a massive tea cup, filled with all of the tea fro the hole. He lifted it without much difficulty, and chugged the whole thing.

"Muahahahaha! Now the eskimos will com to kill you!" he yelled with a cruel smile as an army of axe-wielding eskimoes suddenly came pouring out of the hole behind him.

OOC: Being a nation that has been really annexed I take this into offense...eh no I don't.

The nation of Nellisland will never bow down to the Incorperated States of...what Sarzonia! We give up as of right now!

*Starts waving Sarzonian national flag*

All hail...the king/Premier/Ruler of Sarzonia...We love you...a bit...

Ollieland hereby gives up its sovereignty to the tea weilding loonies of Praezonia......but only if you all change your name to Ollie.

lol lol lol lol lol