NationStates Jolt Archive


The Reich declares war on...

Guffingford
01-04-2005, 11:45
Russian Forces, Imperial Forces, Dr_Twist, Bob-Bob, Holy Panooly, Sirens of Titan, Credonia, The Macabees, Zarbia, Belem, Iron Blood, The Gulf States, Flocarga and Delmarva, Austar Union, Axis Nova, Huzen Hagen, Nianacio, Automagfreek, Pantera, Crimmond, Melkor Unchained, Iesus Christi, Vegana, North Star, Malatose, Vermin, Santa Barbara, The Resi Corporation, Unified Sith, Hogsweat, Hallad, Praetonia, Sarzonia, Dark Terror, Stevid, Adaptes Astrates, Falastur, Guffingford, Soviet Bloc, Layarteb, The Most Glorious Hack, Myrth, The Upper Congo, Bonstock, Sino, _Taiwan, Japann, Aust, Dumpsterdam, Vastiva, Allanea, Kriegorgrad, Moleland, The Imperal Navy, Doomingsland, The Parthians, The Class A Cows, Grays Hill, Cav, Drescon, Jeruselem, Cherry Ridge, The Merchant Guilds, Drum Gods, Garrison II, The Brotherhood of Nod, Hitler III, Central Facehuggeria, The Class A Cows, Alcona and Hubris, Dyelli Beybi, Endenia, Momanguise, Euroslavia, Independent Hitmen, Intelligent Neighbors, Witzgall, California and Alaska, Menelmacar, New York and Jersey, Tocrowkia, Lavenrunz, Der Angst, The Silver Turtle, Barbarosea, Golencia, Wolfish, McLeod03, ViZion, Jarridia, The Eastern Bloc, New Genoa etc.

I have also voided all contact with the RWC.

HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS!
Skinny87
01-04-2005, 11:47
Geez. What do I have to do around here to get noticed?

*Eyes large pile of Nuclear Weapons*

Hmmmm.....

Anyway, good April Fools
Praetonia
01-04-2005, 11:51
omgz i am like only on t3h 4th line. z0rz.

/ Happy April Fools Day!
Momanguise
01-04-2005, 11:54
Guff you cretin, why am I not on the list?
imported_Vermin
01-04-2005, 11:57
Guff you cretin, why am I not on the list?

Points at Momanguise and laughs
"I'm on it and you are not"


I'm not very fond of April fools stuff but this person put some effort into it and mentioned me so I applaud this joke
clap clap clap
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 12:00
I hereby present SMILEY RP! You may only use smileys like this:
:) <(Oh boy I am so happy right now! And I haven't even took a line of coke to accomplish that!)
:rolleyes: <(Drugs are bad you idiot! Don't use them!)
:) <(Who the hell cares? I take whatever I want!)
:sniper: <(Then you shall die!!!)
:eek: <(Oh noss!!!)
Kriegorgrad
01-04-2005, 12:04
Shure guvff, dnt mke me :sniper: you bitsh or ill send my :mp5: cammanndos to kil yu. and ten ill say yur mom and shell :fluffle: wiv yur sojljaz. ill be lik :eek: and ten i :gundge: yu afta gon :headbang: !111


Happy April Fool's Day!
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 12:07
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/fruityloops/april.jpg
Praetonia
01-04-2005, 12:13
Shure guvff, dnt mke me :sniper: you bitsh or ill send my :mp5: cammanndos to kil yu. and ten ill say yur mom and shell :fluffle: wiv yur sojljaz. ill be lik :eek: and ten i :gundge: yu afta gon :headbang: !111


Happy April Fool's Day!
Is j00r navie!:!:!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Praetonia/CatFood.jpg
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 12:23
http://img16.exs.cx/img16/7637/earthegress1b4ev.jpg

MEGA UBER DEATH DREADNAUGHT OF ETERNAL ARCH EVIL BENT ON SPREADING DOOM, GLOOM AND ill-FEELINGS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD THRIVING ON AN INFERNAL ENGINE OF HATRED.
Xenonier
01-04-2005, 12:31
*Falls off chair laughing, attempts to get up, falls down on computer chair breaking leg*

*Rolls around on floor laughing*
Kriegorgrad
01-04-2005, 12:33
Is j00r navie!:!:!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Praetonia/CatFood.jpg

fank yu fer shwin me mie shpz. lets :mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :headbang: :cool: evre1 els nau!11!
imported_Vermin
01-04-2005, 12:33
http://home.hetnet.nl/mr_9/3/elfraligu/eista/Roeiboot_overwoekerd_kl.jpg

Thi5 Vermini Ub3r-5|_|p3r-dr34dn4ught PWNS j00 all
Kriegorgrad
01-04-2005, 12:39
http://home.hetnet.nl/mr_9/3/elfraligu/eista/Roeiboot_overwoekerd_kl.jpg

Thi5 Vermini Ub3r-5|_|p3r-dr34dn4ught PWNS j00 all

Gdmud...yu btish, il tll the admnz onyu if yu dnt leve nau, leve nau yu figit, leve b4 teh admn bnz yu!11
(www.pwned.nl)
Crimmond
01-04-2005, 12:42
Hey... I'm on the 3rd line! And I'm probably the only nation on that list that borders with you too. Well, I think I know when I've been insulted...

*slaps with glove* Suh, I challenge you to a DUEL! :p
Xenonier
01-04-2005, 12:44
OOC: cn I liek join usze lozerz cuz I'm kewl and ei roelplai fair even thogh I have a 10 billion armie and they iz all armes with pwn suitz that have rialguns and ammomakers and invincible shielz and stuvf.
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 12:44
Hey... I'm on the 3rd line! And I'm probably the only nation on that list that borders with you too. Well, I think I know when I've been insulted...

*slaps with glove* Suh, I challenge you to a DUEL! :pThou art a vile heathen, speak not to me with thine lousy breath, lest thee be struck by mine awe-inspiring n00ks.
Praetonia
01-04-2005, 12:46
m3 an kraig pwn u all wiv catfud tins:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Praetonia/CatFood.jpg

an lanshps:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Praetonia/land-boat.gif

Arg! t3h pagebreak!
Xenonier
01-04-2005, 12:47
Thou art a vile heathen, speak not to me with thine lousy breath, lest thee be struck by mine awe-inspiring n00ks.

oi gd izn't reel you can't use him as yr countrie's leadir thz' a gdmd cuz gd can't loos.

GDMD
Kriegorgrad
01-04-2005, 12:56
OOC: cn I liek join usze lozerz cuz I'm kewl and ei roelplai fair even thogh I have a 10 billion armie and they iz all armes with pwn suitz that have rialguns and ammomakers and invincible shielz and stuvf.

oCIc; yea shur, yu ar pee pretity wll so yur in teh clob..yu nede a colk vihikul likme an prea tho or wee wil hv tio kik yu owt. sorey. orlso, yu nede spelen lesins.
imported_Vermin
01-04-2005, 13:00
Ma uBerzboot sholl Pwnn j00
http://users.pandora.be/bdc/uberb.jpg

Me si teh wnnerz
Sarzonia
01-04-2005, 15:53
*Ahem* "We take all declarations of war against us seriously. You will pay the price for your insolence."










That will be $9.95 plus tax. Will you be paying with Visa, Master Card, American Express or Discover?


Pretty funny Guff. :) I noticed Prae and I were mentioned back to back again. LOL
Praetonia
01-04-2005, 15:59
http://img16.exs.cx/img16/7637/earthegress1b4ev.jpg

MEGA UBER DEATH DREADNAUGHT OF ETERNAL ARCH EVIL BENT ON SPREADING DOOM, GLOOM AND ill-FEELINGS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD THRIVING ON AN INFERNAL ENGINE OF HATRED.
OMGzz!1!!

I w1n!1!!:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Praetonia/CATFUD211.jpg
Xenonier
01-04-2005, 16:01
0h cr4p! h3 do3z!

0h N03Z!

run f0r t3h h!11z!
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 16:10
Praesarzotonia sounds like a decent name for you two.
Xenonier
01-04-2005, 16:15
Praesarn00bazotonia sounds like a decent name for you two.

Lol fixed am I rite?

OOC:

*Flees sticks and stones*

Now, seriously. We should make a parody roleplay of all the world's roleplaying nations. Like that end of the world flash, only on paper. Or cyberpaper, or something. You lot are so awesome at it!
Crimmond
01-04-2005, 16:31
http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/bigredbutton.gif (http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/you_screwed_us_all_moron.gif)

OBEY.
Praetonia
01-04-2005, 16:42
http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/bigredbutton.gif (http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/you_screwed_us_all_moron.gif)

OBEY.
Meh. That planet's oceans weren't good enough to hold the KriegoPraetonian ub3rcatfudtinofd00m, and so it probably deserved it.
Aust
01-04-2005, 18:14
:D ROLF :D have a :fluffle: guff, or maybe not :(
The Macabees
01-04-2005, 18:17
OMGZ LOLZ frty mallion armie!!11!!11! Prpiare ot dei!1!!!
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 18:24
OMGZ LOLZ frty mallion armie!!11!!11! Prpiare ot dei!1!!!I'm gonna attack THL anyway HAH bow to my evilness!
Momanguise
01-04-2005, 18:28
Okay,

*bows*
The Macabees
01-04-2005, 18:54
I'm gonna attack THL anyway HAH bow to my evilness!


Baba! I nukez joo!11!!!111! 100 m3gat0n wrahed!! ahahwhaaha joo ded foo!
Santa Barbara
01-04-2005, 19:01
sory my space sihp is 500600 mets loong lolol long ships hahaha
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 19:16
sory my space sihp is 500600 mets loong lolol long ships hahahaMy economy beats you any day of the week.

THE GERMAN REICH (http://www.artstorm.net/portfolio/2004/futurecity.jpg)

SANTA BARBARA (http://www.planters.org/PhotoJournal/November_02/Nov_images/poverty.JPG)

I win. Clearly.
Grthwllms
01-04-2005, 19:23
why is everyone talking L33t and why are you babbling on about space ships you dont have?
and more importantly why arent you dead those nukes shouldve hit by now
The Macabees
01-04-2005, 19:24
why is everyone talking L33t and why are you babbling on about space ships you dont have?
and more importantly why arent you dead those nukes shouldve hit by now


jajajaja
Santa Barbara
01-04-2005, 19:24
My economy beats you any day of the week.

THE GERMAN REICH (http://www.artstorm.net/portfolio/2004/futurecity.jpg)

SANTA BARBARA (http://www.planters.org/PhotoJournal/November_02/Nov_images/poverty.JPG)

I win. Clearly.

sory no lolool u jst dont get it LOOK1!1

GUFIFNGFORD (http://chinaadventure.blogharbor.com/_photos/beggar.JPG)
SANTABIARBA (http://www.debaron.net/Images/baron%20logo%20glas.gif)

roffl u n0b 11!!! PWNED1!!
Tocrowkia
01-04-2005, 19:25
What about us?
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 19:27
GUFIFNGFORD (http://chinaadventure.blogharbor.com/_photos/beggar.JPG)LEAVE MY DAD OUT OF THIS :mad:

YOUVE GONE TOO FAR NOW I AM CALLING YOU OUT!
The Macabees
01-04-2005, 19:29
LOL Youz gottis h1m g00d!!11!
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 19:30
http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Guffingford

A National-Socialist regime with a fitting unemployment rate 14.88%

so cheesy!
Praetonia
01-04-2005, 19:32
sory my space sihp is 500600 mets loong lolol long ships hahaha
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Praetonia/CATFUD211.jpg

Ahem.
The Macabees
01-04-2005, 19:33
April F00ls!!!
Tocrowkia
01-04-2005, 19:35
*n00ks GuffingFord into Oblivion*
The Merchant Guilds
01-04-2005, 19:36
Ph33r m3h l33t0r fl33t0r...

M3h wi11 invAd3 j00 wit dis!!!!1111

http://www.getodd.com/duck/largeimg/fishing3.jpg
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 19:39
http://img23.exs.cx/img23/3426/bwog1je.jpg

Welcome to International Incidents, your new home.
Tocrowkia
01-04-2005, 19:40
Yuck.
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 19:45
Yuck.Don't mess with your new God infidel
Tocrowkia
01-04-2005, 19:49
Response: Poop vs Crap
Kriegorgrad
01-04-2005, 19:49
y34sh. the preakreigocr00zer pwnz all wiv its 99999999999 intsh rale gons, eetsh gun is gud fer 999999999999999999999999999999999 shotz an it fiahz nukz frum itz ralegonz. so youdeb btr :headbang: :mad: :eek: :( :fluffle: wil i :cool: :sniper: :gundge: :mp5: ;) an larf @ t yu daie lik te fgz yu iz.!11
Kriegorgrad
01-04-2005, 19:50
http://img23.exs.cx/img23/3426/bwog1je.jpg

Welcome to International Incidents, your new home.

hay-hesh hut!111 wanna go an :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :headbang: :cool: :cool: iv yu no wot i mene,
Wolfish
01-04-2005, 20:19
Glad I made the list...of course we might be fighting side-by-side on this Farmina thing.
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 20:25
Glad I made the list...of course we might be fighting side-by-side on this Farmina thing.It's never too late for a change!
Wolfish
01-04-2005, 20:39
It's never too late for a change!

Ahhhh...but what is Sherlock Holmes without his Professor Moriarty?
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 20:45
Ahhhh...but what is Sherlock Holmes without his Professor Moriarty?It's like union soup without unions. A rifle without bullets. Germany without beer and sausage. America without McDonalds.

He's nothing without him.
Tocrowkia
01-04-2005, 20:48
Guff, you know I declared war on you right?
Guerrillistani Jihad
01-04-2005, 21:00
this thread stinks of shartt pants
Doomingsland
01-04-2005, 21:35
OMFG j00 d3cl4r3d w4r 0n y3rs3lf!!1111111oneoneone111one
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 21:41
five Pages Of Madness!!!!
Tocrowkia
01-04-2005, 21:42
Indeed.
Aust
02-04-2005, 09:52
mE n00KZ U AlL HAHAHAHAHA U R All deAd now and Dteted
Guffingford
02-04-2005, 09:56
April fools has passed. Back to work!

Lock requested!!!