Attention World!
Homeworld Security
01-04-2005, 08:36
War is banned until further notice.
That is all.
Nebarri_Prime
01-04-2005, 08:37
who are you
Does this apply just to Earth?
Homeworld Security
01-04-2005, 08:43
I am sorry it applies to the entire universe.
Sidestreamer
01-04-2005, 08:46
War is banned until further notice.
That is all.
The empire has sent 323 ICBMs and 4 trillion shock troops to your nation, has raped your shores and plundered your sheep. You are defeated, now worship me!
Can I go to war *now*? It's been a while.
Nebarri_Prime
01-04-2005, 08:47
NO! first you must eat my socks (perhaps i should never have posted this)
Andrehervia
01-04-2005, 08:48
This couldn't possibly be connected to the fake DoHS warning when you get to NationStates, could it?!?
Nebarri_Prime
01-04-2005, 08:51
its April 1st (third geek has all nations listed as haveing 5 million population)
Dumpsterdam
01-04-2005, 08:52
This couldn't possibly be connected to the fake DoHS warning when you get to NationStates, could it?!?
I think it does...
Evil Woody Thoughts
01-04-2005, 08:59
:rolleyes:
That says it all.
I am sorry it applies to the entire universe.
Try to enforce the ban, and you'll almost certainly start a war...
Skinny87
01-04-2005, 09:54
No war?!? Gah. Now what am I supposed to do with these ICBM's and Nerve Gas I had laid on especially for an April Fools celebration? These things can't just go back into storage, y'know. I mean, look at this Nuclear Warhead, I mean someone's set a timer on it counting...down...to...
Goodbye
*Dashes for thermonuclear-protected bunker*
Crimmond
01-04-2005, 10:03
All peace and no war makes Jack an angry fellow indeed.
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/magasinet/2003/10/27/film_shining.jpg
Homeworld Security
01-04-2005, 10:18
I have been informed that due to the lack of co-operation, an unnamed force has chosen to destroy the earth, I hope you are all happy with yourselves.
Macisikan
01-04-2005, 10:18
Official Response
We have Cut Off Diplomatic Relations with your nation, because of What Your Head Of Government Said About Our Sharon.
- Smallminded Ministry of Minding Other People's Business.
I have been informed that due to the lack of co-operation, an unnamed force has chosen to destroy the earth, I hope you are all happy with yourselves.
Not being located on Earth, Kendari will be unaffected by that. 'Tis unfortunate, but of no real consequence to us.
Axis Nova
01-04-2005, 10:33
I guess it is time to deploy Axis Nova's ultimate weapon, the NOOB STAR! Fear our fully armed and operational battle station! :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
edit: Damn you for stealing my thunder :mad:
Tarlachia
01-04-2005, 11:02
All peace and no war makes Jack an angry fellow indeed.
http://gfx.dagbladet.no/magasinet/2003/10/27/film_shining.jpg
ROFL! Now that's worthy of a laugh!
Crimmond
01-04-2005, 11:23
*bows*
My other choice was one of my classics.
Hello. The nation of Crimmond has decided you are unworthy of existance. Please follow these four simple steps, to properly prepare:
1: Stretch legs and back for ten minutes.
2: Place head securely between your legs.
3: Kiss your ass goodbye.
4: Repeat steps 1-3 until your local forcast reports Highs in the 300,000 Degree Kelvin range.