NationStates Jolt Archive

Deep Monkton, Monkecia -

The world's biggest capitalist re-education plant has opened just outside of Deep Monkton, with over 50,000 places for hardcore capitalist fools to be re-educated to progressive, true ways of democratic socialism.

President Ffyllos of the PDSR of Monkecia, opening the facility, said 'With over 200 schools and 50 colleges, capitalists from politicians to currupted freedom fighters can be brought here and re-educated. Such action is humane: democratic socialism does not kill capitalists, but rather educates them in the ways of peace and progression.'

At a cost of fifty million Monkecian Marks (7 million Euros), the facility is not cheap. However, socialist nations and allies of Monkecia will be able to send high-profile political dissedents to the processing plant for a price of 50,000 Marks per year per person. Education is certainly not cheap.

In other news, the UN decided that Monkecia was amoungst the least stupid nations in the world today, coming in 125,000th out of 130,000 nations in a stupid poll. Capitalists and fascists fared highly on the list.

Isänmaa-TV (Fatherland-TV) News, New Vyborg

"...Monkecia has opened a re-education center for capitalists and political dissidents. The center, with over 50 000 places for brainwashing capitalists and political dissidents, is claimed to be the largest in the world. The government of Patriotic Finland issued a rather strong-worded comment to the events today in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs' press conference"

The view switches from the news studio and the young female news anchor to a press room. A man in his early 50s and wearing a black suit stands in the podium.

"The government of our country does not tolerate these brutal acts of repression. We ask the international community to condemn the Monkecia regime's actions, so that these incivilized and criminal acts would be stopped. It is clear that once again it has been shown, that bolshevist regimes such as the one in Monkecia cannot survive without measures such as brainwashing their own citizens, and that capitalism shall prevail in the fight of ideologies..."

The view switches back to the news studio. The anchor continues:

"Minister Lipponen also said that any capitalists or other individuals seeking refuge from the oppression by bolshevist governments such as Monkecia are welcomed to Patriotic Finland. In other news, security minister Hans Immler comments the threat posed to our country's security by domestic radical left-wing groups. "It is clear that these groups pose a threat to national security, and that these terrorists and enemies of the fatherland must be dealth with swiftly and decisively...."