NationStates Jolt Archive


Official Declaration of War on Farmina

Random Kingdom
30-03-2005, 21:37
Random Kingdom has decided to make its feelings about the nation of Farmina, who has ended the lives of many innocents for the amusement of their dictator, and incorrectly used H-bombs in international waters to celebrate a major event, by publically declaring war on the nation.

RK has already prepared for this defensively, but offensive forces are unready to deploy immediately. This leaves Farmina an advantage.

If there are any storefronts that would like to sell military hardware to RK, please make yourselves known now.
Coreys Land
30-03-2005, 21:52
You should not delare war on the Holy Nation of Farmina , If any RK ships are caught in the waters near Farmina - Cl's fleets will attack. The Furhers fleets are using the water ways near Farmina - to deploy supplies to troops in Basque Spain. I do not wish to declare war , I'm just trying to save the lives of my men.

Furher Corey
Celtayoshi
30-03-2005, 22:07
If there are any storefronts that would like to sell military hardware to RK, please make yourselves known now.

First off TAG.

Secondly, go here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408704) for a small selection of aircraft, we shall deliver promptly, or here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=319076) for everything army, navy or air force.
Random Kingdom
30-03-2005, 22:09
I can't shop at the Layerteb storefront as my nation is a socialist/left-wing nation.
Celtayoshi
30-03-2005, 22:10
You should not delare war on the Holy Nation of Farmina , If any RK ships are caught in the waters near Farmina - Cl's fleets will attack. The Furhers fleets are using the water ways near Farmina - to deploy supplies to troops in Basque Spain. I do not wish to declare war , I'm just trying to save the lives of my men.

Furher Corey

"We advise the Furher that if he wishes to save his men he permit the RK ships to advance on Farmina. Failure to do so, and an attack on the RK Navy will result in Celtayoshi taking action to defend RK, if this includes attacking your fleet, so be it."
Celtayoshi
30-03-2005, 22:11
I can't shop at the Layerteb storefront as my nation is a socialist/left-wing nation.

OOC: He hmm, well then your in a bit of a pickle, search for Clan Smoke Jaguar's storefront (might be spelt wrong), he sells everything, if he is still selling. Otherwise, for Navy, Praetonia can sort you out.
Falastur
30-03-2005, 22:14
OOC: If RK is unable to attack as yet, it sounds like Farmina will be the one threatening Corey's Land - if anyone is at all.
Random Kingdom
30-03-2005, 22:17
OOC: I'll go check out Grays Hill's. That's one of the most, if not the most popular storefront in NationStates.
Nebarri_Prime
30-03-2005, 22:17
CL should not try to stop RK as thay are a member of the DA wich is an allience that inclueds BS and would make the war with BS much harder
Random Kingdom
30-03-2005, 22:19
OOC: Nope. Grays Hill is offline.
I'm not really a member of the DA. The members list published on the HQ thread does not have my name on it. I applied for it however.
Random Kingdom
30-03-2005, 22:44
ooc:

BUMP
LUMP
LAMP
LAME
LANE
BANE
BONE
LONE
LODE
RODE
etc.
Neo-Tiburon
30-03-2005, 22:57
To: Birds%Eyes@rapiddegeneration.net
From: Maxwell%Branch@state.gov
Re: Remember the Titans

It's happened before and it might happen again, although since this doesn't have anything to do with Zeus, this may only be Sauron's case. Well, Sauron and Brussels, anyway. They're coming pretty close together because of Ferrari, and that may be of some concern, considering our ties to both Zeus and Brussels. Ikea's acted on what we said, and asked Shinto and Tetris already, or is going to, although I don't expect them to act. Our best bet is probably to have Rind suck up some of Moo-Moo's and Gold's forces- but we may have to deal with this ourselves. We have to make sure Zeus doesn't know we're helping Sauron on this one, although they may understand- we can just blame Brussels and Shinto. Keep your eyes peeled.
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To: Maxwell%Branch@state.gov
From: Sheer%Madness@SilverSwirl.net
Re: Barbecue or Luau?

Things are looking pretty good for Rind and Brussels right now. I don't think Gold realized what he got himself into when he started this. There are hundreds of people stronger or smarter than him that would like to see him in a dark alley, and he has no bodyguards. Ferrari's invited us to the barbecue- just because we don't eat meat doesn't mean that we still can't grill some veggies.
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To: Good%Riddance@IComeAnon.net
From: Maxwell%Branch@state.gov
Re: Fourth of July

Happy Independence Day! And for that matter, Happy New Year too. It seems that Entropy began his dance with Moo-Moo, while Rind's going all out and pimpin'. Not just Gold, but Arrow and Wall, too- and that's just for starters. Rabbit's bouncing along, too. This could be serious- they've never gone past first base until now. Caw-Caw, Fallout, and the Big B are all getting worried for Gold. I don't think the bitterness in our piece of paradise would prevent Shinto, Tetris, or Braff from helping out Rind- although with the whole incident between Tetris and Jaguar, you never really know. We may have to force our hand here.
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To: Maxwell%Branch@state.gov
From: Pathways%Forever@myfairlady.org
Re: And Between the Wasteland and Sky

Orkin in, not for Rind and Entropy, but BuCUE in for.
The Phoenix Milita
30-03-2005, 23:02
Only because of pressure from PD executives, The Phoenix Milita will allow Phoenix Dynamix to sell weapons to Random Kingdom.
Phoenix Dynamix (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=334378) can not pass up another chance to sell products.
Macisikan
30-03-2005, 23:09
Ministry of External Affairs
TRAVEL ADVICE
Nation of Random Kingdom

All Macisikani citizens are strongly advised to defer any and all travel to the nation of Random Kingdom until further notice due to safety reasons; all Macisikani citizens currently in Random Kingdom are strongly urged to leave that nation at once. Those who consider their presence in Random Kingdom to be essential should suspend their activities and leave that nation as soon as possible.

All Macisikani in Random Kingdom whether departing or remaining, should register with the Ministry of External Affairs (contact details below).

All foreign citizens wishing to leave Random Kingdom and travel to Macisikan must register with the Ministry of External Affairs, Secretariat of State for Immigration and Tourism. (contact details below); MinExAff (SSIT) reserves the right to refuse entry to anyone deemed a security risk.
The Lycan Confederacy
30-03-2005, 23:15
[I'd be interested in joining in...but would you guys RP with Lycan soldiers? I wont godmod, I swear!]
Roach-Busters
30-03-2005, 23:17
A declaration of war against Farmina will be construed as a declaration of war against RB herself. Declaring war on RB is synonymous with committing suicide. If you wish to die that badly, please, don't waste my time going to war with me, go see a shrink, instead.

-Generalissimo J.L.
Nebarri_Prime
30-03-2005, 23:45
OOC: Nope. Grays Hill is offline.
I'm not really a member of the DA. The members list published on the HQ thread does not have my name on it. I applied for it however.

your not listed but you will be Deltan just has to come on line and you will end up in it
Random Kingdom
31-03-2005, 02:20
In order to allow tourists and concerned immigrants to move out of Random Kingdom, and for RK citizens to prepare themselves better for wartime life, the lockdown state will be cancelled until Farmina responds.
Farmina
31-03-2005, 02:25
In order to allow tourists and concerned immigrants to move out of Random Kingdom, and for RK citizens to prepare themselves better for wartime life, the lockdown state will be cancelled until Farmina responds.
OOC: I wasn't aware of this thread.

IC: Farmina feels that is should have the right to put its case before a judge like anyother case. We personally feel that we were in the right, the only thing that perhaps was over top was the unusual nature if the punishment.

Emperor Justinian
Praetonia
31-03-2005, 10:44
OOC: He hmm, well then your in a bit of a pickle, search for Clan Smoke Jaguar's storefront (might be spelt wrong), he sells everything, if he is still selling. Otherwise, for Navy, Praetonia can sort you out.
OOC: Indeed I can supply you with excellent quality yet non-godmodded NS ship designs:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/Praetonia/Imperial%20Praetonian%20Shipyards/IPS_banner.png (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=400550)

In fact, I'll give you a 5% discount purely because I want Farmina to lose.
Random Kingdom
31-03-2005, 15:49
The armed forces, most of the time putting up with basic, if not backwards technology (OOC: the RK military still uses mostly middle MT weapons), is looking forward to receiving aircraft from an outside source.

The lockdown order is imminent, and all non-natives in Random Kingdom must relocate themselves either to their home country, a friendly country, or a RK city with an air/seaport, within 48 (OOC: NS) hours of this message. A voluntary patrol around New Hope is to occur every night from 21:00 to 5:00 - at this time a curfew will be in place.
Random Kingdom
31-03-2005, 16:01
OOC: I wasn't aware of this thread.

IC: Farmina feels that is should have the right to put its case before a judge like anyother case. We personally feel that we were in the right, the only thing that perhaps was over top was the unusual nature if the punishment.

Emperor Justinian
We reject Farmina's plea for a trial. Why should Justinian have the right to a judge when he oversaw the removal of hundreds of innocents' rights?
The Merchant Guilds
31-03-2005, 17:09
Official Imperial Guilder Response

Do you like your nation served with chips or mashed potato's?

-Random Guilder Bureaucrat
Dumpsterdam
31-03-2005, 17:18
We would like to have something to dip RK's smouldering corpse in, something...spicey?

Random Dumpsterdanian Diplomat

OoC: Realy dude, bad move. Oh and Prae, you sell to RK, I sell your designs to Farmina, think wisely.
Celtayoshi
31-03-2005, 17:34
Celtayoshi is willing to stand in the defence of Random Kingdom. We shall not see an innocent nation victimised for standing up for truth and justice.

Celtayoshi will appeal to the Ottoman Alliance to assist Random Kingdom if necessary.
Risban
31-03-2005, 17:39
Official Imperial Responce

The Grand Imperium of Risban will give Farmina and those supporting Farmina financial funding in this conflict. We will also provide humanitarian assistance to either side should it become required.
Our Empire will also open its borders to refugees from either side, allowing them in without having to pass the Who Wants To Be An Immigrant trials.
Should any side use a nuclear weapon, depending on the causes behind it, the Risban Empire may side against that said nation.
Apart from our financial aid, the Grand Imperium shall remain neutral in this conflict and hope to help all involved reach a peaceful solution.

~Emperor Robinson A. Scorpius~
Dumpsterdam
31-03-2005, 17:40
Fine, fine, we'll drag the RWC into this, just to even it out.

Random Dumpsterdanian Diplomat
The Merchant Guilds
31-03-2005, 17:47
OOC: Calling in alliances... really... if you want a decent RP fine... but don't call in twenty nations for no real IC reason.

IC:

Your threats mean nothing to us.

Random Kingdom is war mongering and being an Imperialist, we will eliminate their ability to be so unless they are willing to take the intelligent course of action and stand down their forces in this unprovoked aggression.

-Random Guilder Diplomat
Wolfish
31-03-2005, 17:52
Wolfish finds this declaration of war both irresponsible and unjust.

Should a request for aid arrive at Wolfish Defence Command, we will consider taking an active role in the defense of Farmina.

In the meantime, a number of space-based assets have been re-tasked to monitor the area surrounding Farmina.
Praetonia
31-03-2005, 17:55
We would like to have something to dip RK's smouldering corpse in, something...spicey?

Random Dumpsterdanian Diplomat

OoC: Realy dude, bad move. Oh and Prae, you sell to RK, I sell your designs to Farmina, think wisely.
OOC: You do that and you (according to the fine print of IPS) have committed an act of war and I think the OMP will have something to say about that. We'll talk about this on AIM.
Celtayoshi
31-03-2005, 18:03
Alliance wanknig, hmm, yes, I see to much OA, RWC, OMP etc. ENOUGH.


Celtayoshi does not wish for war, but RK is mearly defending the human rights of those people who are not granted it by their own governments. We cannot let you destroy him for that.
Dumpsterdam
31-03-2005, 18:07
Alliance wanknig, hmm, yes, I see to much OA, RWC, OMP etc. ENOUGH.


Celtayoshi does not wish for war, but RK is mearly defending the human rights of those people who are not granted it by their own governments. We cannot let you destroy him for that.

OoC: Assuming you've read ALL the threads, you know that such actions are not needed so back off.
RavenStad
31-03-2005, 18:09
OOC: ok do i be the coward and support Farmina or do i have balls and support Random Kingdoms. thats the question.

IC:
"Mr Presidant" Jacks aid ran in "war is looming" he said looking up.
"and" jack replyed.
"well it might be a way to get noticed, grab a bit of land and maby a reputation." the aid replyed.
"give me the report" jack sighed, the aid wondered off after giving jack the report. he sat there reading it, it was easy to spot who to support but a reason would be needed. a real reason not just "im supporting you cos i like ya and i think you will win" no it had to be real.
then it hit him, when he read the declaration of war by random kingdom, ended the lives of many innocents for the amusement of their dictator. One thing that the People of RavenStad hated was dictators and hated even more dictators who kill for enjoyment. plus it was also comman knowlage in RavenStad that Ravens (what people of RavenStad like to be called) supported the underdogs.

and it was done, a message was sent to all major parties in this confilct, the Republic of RavenStad was to support any attack on Farmina. tho the message never stated that a decleartion of war was to be declared (such as the case with the US/UK war on iraq) it did state that full support would be given.

Jack sent out orders for the 2nd Colonial Division was to be preped for war and ready to ship out. the only problem tho was where the hell Farmina was, its not like RavenStad had ever been there let alone forght a war on there soil.

Jack also sent the order for the 1st, 3rd and 4th divisions to be activated bringing the entire first army (and all 10,000 Colonial Forces including the 5,000 Logistics Divsion spread out within the 1st army). the only problem with this was that it was the Entire Armed forces of RavenStad, true the RavenStad Colonial Marines was a tiny force, true they were basicly the army of RavenStad but it was still the entire armed forces land based.

OOC: just cos im supporting Random, dont mean i know what, where and how im getting into this. its like i stated its not like RavenStad has ever been to Farmina.
The Merchant Guilds
31-03-2005, 18:17
Alliance wanknig, hmm, yes, I see to much OA, RWC, OMP etc. ENOUGH.


Celtayoshi does not wish for war, but RK is mearly defending the human rights of those people who are not granted it by their own governments. We cannot let you destroy him for that.

OOC: Not going to destroy him, but he's being aggressive for no real reason, I simply said I'd take out his military capability if he started attacking Farmina, whom is a close IC Catholic ally.
Praetonia
31-03-2005, 18:18
Alliance wanknig, hmm, yes, I see to much OA, RWC, OMP etc. ENOUGH.


Celtayoshi does not wish for war, but RK is mearly defending the human rights of those people who are not granted it by their own governments. We cannot let you destroy him for that.
OOC: If someone threatens me with their OMG alliez then I'll threaten back.
Risban
31-03-2005, 18:20
OOC: Heh. This is the type of war where I have no choice but to remain neutral. This is where I encounter the problem with being in so many alliances and having so many allies.
RavenStad
31-03-2005, 18:30
OOC: dont ya just love not being noticed :headbang:
Random Kingdom
31-03-2005, 18:33
OOC: So OK, RK is currently outnumbered one-and-a-billion nations to anywhere from one to three.
Kindura
31-03-2005, 18:46
OOC: That would be a no.

Judging by the Hogsweat Embargo vs. the Farminian Embargo, there are twice as many against Farmina as for.
Random Kingdom
31-03-2005, 18:54
To: Birds%Eyes@rapiddegeneration.net
From: Maxwell%Branch@state.gov
Re: Remember the Titans

It's happened before and it might happen again, although since this doesn't have anything to do with Zeus, this may only be Sauron's case. Well, Sauron and Brussels, anyway. They're coming pretty close together because of Ferrari, and that may be of some concern, considering our ties to both Zeus and Brussels. Ikea's acted on what we said, and asked Shinto and Tetris already, or is going to, although I don't expect them to act. Our best bet is probably to have Rind suck up some of Moo-Moo's and Gold's forces- but we may have to deal with this ourselves. We have to make sure Zeus doesn't know we're helping Sauron on this one, although they may understand- we can just blame Brussels and Shinto. Keep your eyes peeled.
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To: Maxwell%Branch@state.gov
From: Sheer%Madness@SilverSwirl.net
Re: Barbecue or Luau?

Things are looking pretty good for Rind and Brussels right now. I don't think Gold realized what he got himself into when he started this. There are hundreds of people stronger or smarter than him that would like to see him in a dark alley, and he has no bodyguards. Ferrari's invited us to the barbecue- just because we don't eat meat doesn't mean that we still can't grill some veggies.
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To: Good%Riddance@IComeAnon.net
From: Maxwell%Branch@state.gov
Re: Fourth of July

Happy Independence Day! And for that matter, Happy New Year too. It seems that Entropy began his dance with Moo-Moo, while Rind's going all out and pimpin'. Not just Gold, but Arrow and Wall, too- and that's just for starters. Rabbit's bouncing along, too. This could be serious- they've never gone past first base until now. Caw-Caw, Fallout, and the Big B are all getting worried for Gold. I don't think the bitterness in our piece of paradise would prevent Shinto, Tetris, or Braff from helping out Rind- although with the whole incident between Tetris and Jaguar, you never really know. We may have to force our hand here.
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To: Maxwell%Branch@state.gov
From: Pathways%Forever@myfairlady.org
Re: And Between the Wasteland and Sky

Orkin in, not for Rind and Entropy, but BuCUE in for.

OOC: What the chicken?
Random Kingdom
31-03-2005, 19:44
New Hope, 21:00 GMT precisely. A klaxon sounds in the city centre and is relayed through loudspeakers to all areas of the capital. The face of Honorary President Smith flashed onto a screen (and on all citizens' TVs; the Core hacked the digital sets to replace them with the broadcast) in Central Park.

"I would just like to remind all citizens of New Hope that the city is locking down. Also, the sentry curfew is to begin. Citizens will only be allowed out of their residences in emergencies or to begin their wartime jobs. That is all."

The obviously troubled face faded in a classic Doctor Who reminiscent style, with the office and body fading into black and an outline of white light around it dispersing in seemingly random colours. The picture was quickly replaced in a flash of white and replaced with a message in bold, red LCD-reminiscent letters:

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE CITY UNLESS ADVISED BY OFFICIALS. SAFETY CURFEW WILL BEGIN IN 30 MINUTES.

And a clap of thunder saw the screen return to its usual YES/NO voting tally. The poll: Should llamas be domesticated?

Inside the towering complex that was Carrington Towers, Simon pushed his hand into a socket in the wall.

IDENTITY CONFIRMED. DOOR OPENED.
The door next to him, a glass and metal affair, opened in a haze of smoke with a distinct scraping noise.

"God, I wish they would STOP overdoing it! I'm a puppet for the people, not a superhero!"

The apartment was small at best. However, it was decorated rather lavishly, for two reasons: One, the Smith family had quite a lot of New Credits, some as a salary for Simon's cushy job, and the majority from well-wishers, because of the fact that his daughter was the one-millionth citizen of RK. Secondly, he got the apartment from a wealthy friend of his. However, it was more like the TARDIS in reverse (big and new-fangled on outside, small and antiquated on inside) than the White House he'd expected.

His wife Amanda jumped out of the shadows and onto Simon. "How did the poll go?"

Simon said, in a deep voice that echoed how he felt about the situation in RK, "Let's just say that this Christmas, I'll be getting a llama for a pet."

"Look, the gates are closing!"

Simon, donning binoculars, peered out of the massive plate-glass window that took up one whole side of the room. From there he could see the suburbs of New Hope, a mom-and-pop shop or two among the many bungalows, and there, in the distance, red lights blared as a massive concrete section of wall began to lower on the road to Southern Random Kingdom. Simon looked in dismay as a little girl wailed as she was taken away from the wall by RKA recruits.

"This war is a tragedy, isn't it, Simon? And it hasn't even started yet..."
"Well, if Farmina hadn't killed so many innocent prisoners, then the war wouldn't have happened."
Random Kingdom
31-03-2005, 20:54
Ooc:
BUMP
Neo-Tiburon
31-03-2005, 21:21
OOC: What the chicken?

I'm just sending messages, is all. No need to be alarmed.

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To: HeWho%LaughsLast@thebestlaugh.net
From: Maxwell%Branch@state.gov
Re: The Old Man and the Sea

The fishermen have come to sea, and I don’t think they much like the merchants of Venice.
Tocrowkia
31-03-2005, 22:01
OOC: Not going to destroy him, but he's being aggressive for no real reason, I simply said I'd take out his military capability if he started attacking Farmina, whom is a close IC Catholic ally.


OOC: Yeah, this might finally give me a good reason to go to war with TMG. ;)
Random Kingdom
31-03-2005, 23:16
Ooc:
BUMP
Random Kingdom
31-03-2005, 23:18
I'm just sending messages, is all. No need to be alarmed.

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To: HeWho%LaughsLast@thebestlaugh.net
From: Maxwell%Branch@state.gov
Re: The Old Man and the Sea

The fishermen have come to sea, and I don’t think they much like the merchants of Venice.
OOC: Are those coded messages?

Could that message mean something about the people of RK?
Random Kingdom
01-04-2005, 00:04
Ooc:

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Random Kingdom
01-04-2005, 00:47
OOC:
BxUxMxP
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Neo-Tiburon
01-04-2005, 02:32
OOC: Are those coded messages?

Yes.

Could that message mean something about the people of RK?

No.
Farmina
01-04-2005, 02:35
OOC: That would be a no.

Judging by the Hogsweat Embargo vs. the Farminian Embargo, there are twice as many against Farmina as for.
OOC:
Farminan supporters are more likely to offer military aide (not all my supporters have joined the embargo either) and Hogsweat's supporters are more likely to be Godmodding landgrabbers who face ignore cannons. And if anyone thinks they can hold down Farminan madmen are mad themselves.
The Lycan Confederacy
01-04-2005, 02:37
Tag
Farmina
01-04-2005, 02:43
Secret Message to Random Kingdom:I suggest, considering political circumstances in Farmina, that Random Kingdom should offer peace to Emperor Justinian. I would hate for Farmina to still be at war, when my plans come to completion.

If Random Kingdom doesn't make a peace guesture, I will end Farmina's internal instability and advise Justinian to bring all his, armies and his allies armies, down on you with out a second consideration for other threats.

This is your only warning.

Grand Chancellor Tobias Grey
Farmina
01-04-2005, 03:13
OOC: dont ya just love not being noticed :headbang:

OOC: You've been noticed. You have been labelled dessert, to be eaten as light and sweet snacks when more serious threats are dealt with.

IC: We suggest RavenStad seriously reconsider its position. No retribution will be brought down on RavenStad if they withdraw now.

Emperor Justinian
Vastiva
01-04-2005, 05:06
"Now what the hell is going on?"
"Not much, sir. Random Kingdom and RavenStad are rattling sabers at Farmina."
"Interesting. Does it look serious?"
"Potentially."
"Very well. Offer to sell them both oil at... mmmm... $21 USD per barrel. And offer a dollar off should war break out."
"Yes, Vizier."
The Scandinvans
01-04-2005, 05:19
I ask how did this war start we ask because we are considering joining the war effort on the side of the nom-agressor.
Kindura
01-04-2005, 05:21
OOC:
Farminan supporters are more likely to offer military aide (not all my supporters have joined the embargo either) and Hogsweat's supporters are more likely to be Godmodding landgrabbers who face ignore cannons. And if anyone thinks they can hold down Farminan madmen are mad themselves.

OOC: I suppose that makes sense, since your side is more like the Axis. You do realize that if the metaphor holds true, you are doomed due to the enemy's suerior industry, and the fact that the massive, evil conspiracies that rule them are the same that created your "strong" government for the purpose of being annihilated? Right?

Anyway, read my telegram.
The Resi Corporation
01-04-2005, 05:30
[tag], for money purposes (click this) (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=409264).
Celtayoshi
01-04-2005, 16:05
Message to Random Kingdom

The Celtayoshi governmetn is willing to support you with five carrier battle groups, long range bomber support from Celtayoshi and up to 100,000 troops on the ground, plus accompanynig tanks, IFVs, APCs and other ground forces. Please respond quickly.

We also request that you forward any intelligence on Farmina for our viewing, classified documents can of course be removed first.
Random Kingdom
01-04-2005, 16:14
I ask how did this war start we ask because we are considering joining the war effort on the side of the nom-agressor.
OOC: The war started when we noticed the Farminan thread on "Millions of Socialists Purged in Political Game" (via the Hogsweatian embargo). Also, we noticed how Farmina misused H-bombs in international water. That made us declare war, so therefore, you should go and help the already overloaded Farminan camp, as RK was the aggressor.
Random Kingdom
01-04-2005, 16:28
Message to Random Kingdom

The Celtayoshi governmetn is willing to support you with five carrier battle groups, long range bomber support from Celtayoshi and up to 100,000 troops on the ground, plus accompanynig tanks, IFVs, APCs and other ground forces. Please respond quickly.

We also request that you forward any intelligence on Farmina for our viewing, classified documents can of course be removed first.
SECRET IC:

We accept your offer, however, unfortunately we have no real intelligence on Farmina except for the well-publicised H-bomb and socialist genocide cases, and the basic statistics (OOC: from nation page and Thirdgeek) of the nation. We will attempt, however, to send in a team of spies to attempt to make contact with any remaining socialist prisoners, and to retrieve other information.
Momanguise
01-04-2005, 16:47
Encryption Level 18
For Secure Eyes Only

Dear Random Kingdom,

We defended you against the United States of Nick, and we would be willing to do so again. Unfortunately my hand is tied somewhat by impeding possible action against a certain N.A.T.O ally of ours, but nevertheless we offer you tangible aid. With your permission, we would begin the shipment of three infantry divisions and a single armoured, the equivalent of (my generals tell me) 90,000 souls. This token defensive force stands at your command, and will be shipped should you say aye to our offer.

Madam Calymath,
Chair of the Privy Council,
Gaurdian of the Peace,
Warden of Momanguise.
Random Kingdom
01-04-2005, 17:23
Encryption Level 18
For Secure Eyes Only

Dear Random Kingdom,

We defended you against the United States of Nick, and we would be willing to do so again. Unfortunately my hand is tied somewhat by impeding possible action against a certain N.A.T.O ally of ours, but nevertheless we offer you tangible aid. With your permission, we would begin the shipment of three infantry divisions and a single armoured, the equivalent of (my generals tell me) 90,000 souls. This token defensive force stands at your command, and will be shipped should you say aye to our offer.

Madam Calymath,
Chair of the Privy Council,
Gaurdian of the Peace,
Warden of Momanguise.

Thank you for your support.

OOC: Why would a person involved in the USN war start aiding me? I ruined that war with my n00bishness and godmoding!

Talking about the United States of Nick, whatever happened to it? It ceased to exist...
Momanguise
01-04-2005, 17:33
Encryption Level 18
For Secure Eyes Only



Understood. Shipment will begin immediately, God Buy you sir.

Madam Calymath,
Chair of the Privy Council,
Gaurdian of the Peace,
Warden of Momanguise.

ooc: You were young and foolish...besides you didn't really ruin it. I will always help a fellow lefty in need.

As for USN, I think he died a while back. Shame.
Guffingford
01-04-2005, 17:38
Secret IC!
To: Farmina
From: Cobragt Rundevelt, Führer of Social Nationalist Guffingford
Subject: To protect the world against intellectual and moral decay.

The Reich supports Farmina against the communist aggressor. Should you require financial or logistical aid, feel free to contact us. You cannot ask to deploy our maximum amount of defensive forces, due to the BLT-Pact which I signed. If our forces are under direct attack as a result of communist warmongery, then we will retialiate. You had and have the right to kill whoever you want in your domain. The fools of the CFA, cowards they are, only have the guts to go after nations smaller than they are. When we look at children we see the same happening in the park, the smallest child gets bullied by the older ones.

Some people never learn.
Random Kingdom
01-04-2005, 17:40
SECRET MESSAGE
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To: All Friendly Nations (with Random Kingdom)
From: Espionage Division, New RK Armed Forces
Subject: Cover for deployment
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We will be ready to begin missions in Farmina in
a few days' time. Are there any methods in which
we can enter Farmina without raising suspicion?
There is a minimum of 10 recruits in this division,
so we were thinking of a passenger airline. Do any
of you know of any airline that would visit Farmina
and Random Kingdom on a regular basis? Or any
other ideas of how to enter Farmina. Thanks in adv.
Yours sincerely, Division Overseer "Black"
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Momanguise
01-04-2005, 17:53
SECRET MESSAGE
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To: All Friendly Nations (with Random Kingdom)
From: Espionage Division, New RK Armed Forces
Subject: Cover for deployment
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We will be ready to begin missions in Farmina in
a few days' time. Are there any methods in which
we can enter Farmina without raising suspicion?
There is a minimum of 10 recruits in this division,
so we were thinking of a passenger airline. Do any
of you know of any airline that would visit Farmina
and Random Kingdom on a regular basis? Or any
other ideas of how to enter Farmina. Thanks in adv.
Yours sincerely, Division Overseer "Black"
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Encryption Level 18
For Secure Eyes Only

For the attention of Overseer Black

This is a bad idea. Though war itself is an established fact, there are powerful forces which have taken an interest in this atmosphere of tension. A political point has been provided with the declaration, but there is no reason for this to escalate into actual conflict. The M.P.S.A will of course provide whatever documentation is required, however we feel that for the fear of discovery, this move is ill advised.

Mr. ______ K
Head of the Momanguise Peoples Security Agency
Gaurdian of the Peace
Warden of Momanguise.
Celtayoshi
01-04-2005, 18:32
Message Random Kingdom

After consultation with our special forces we concived the following areas to be the best point of entry:

Small motor boat
Paradrop (if defences can be penetrated)
Airline (see below)

With regards to an airline, do not travel directly into Farmina, send you men on at least three flights before entering the country, payed for by three different credit cards, with different passports used at each airport, and make sure your men sit in different parts of the plan (first class, economy, business etc).
Message Ends
Random Kingdom
01-04-2005, 19:09
OOC: Sorry about this Momanguise and all other nations wishing for no aggressive action, but Random Kingdom has a death wish, so...

IC: OK. Plans drawn up. First and foremost, the 10 recruits will be first split up into 2 groups of 5. They will both take separate RK flights to two different friendly nations. Since the airliner (probably Trident Airlines of Random Kingdom) will be a RK company, there is no real need for special measures.

Then, a flight from the friendly nation to another nation that is friendly with it and Farmina (if no such nation exists then alternate plans will be drawn up). On this flight, the 10 will lose their groupings and take random seats. They will also change into disguise set A (typical friendly nation's clothes) with international-compliant credit cards (AstroCard, Risa, TransEurope Express etc.).

Finally, the most dangerous part of the operation, a flight from the Farminan-friendly nation to Farmina itself. Operatives will group in pairs and partners will seat themselves within visible distance of each other. Operatives will assume identities as tourists from said friendly nation seeking accommodation in Farminan capital (hotel etc.) and will pay with alternate credit cards.

All operatives will carry (in random suitcases) their pistols, radio equipment, compact digital cameras, disguises, basic network hack kits, black spandex suits, night-vision goggles and a melee weapon should they need it. This will be hidden with a basic tourist's arsenal should the cases be investigated.

A method of bypassing metal detectors is required -- are there any ideas from the community?
The Scandinvans
01-04-2005, 19:54
I offer 210,000 troops to act as peacekeeping forces in dmzs or in other areas that have become neutral we also offer 1200 doctors and 2000 nurses to help the wounded in the upcoming war. Our postion may change as the war carries on.
RavenStad
01-04-2005, 23:24
OOC: You've been noticed. You have been labelled dessert, to be eaten as light and sweet snacks when more serious threats are dealt with.

IC: We suggest RavenStad seriously reconsider its position. No retribution will be brought down on RavenStad if they withdraw now.

Emperor Justinian

OOC: but wheres the fun in that, even if i did get killed and taken over at lest i could try and get my freedom back, besides how elce can i get noticed if i dont do anything stupid (or it could be smart you never know)

IC:

Retribution, we laugh at your threat of "retribution". the RavenStad people are not scared of such a thing and no we're not stupid just {insert word here}.
Signed,
jack black
Random Kingdom
01-04-2005, 23:31
Short and sweet: I accept all offers. That's how desperate I am to keep my nation alive for the time being.

OOC: We need a nation friendly to RK that is also friendly with a nation that is friendly with Farmina. If any nation chain can do that, please respond.
Macisikan
01-04-2005, 23:41
IC: OK. Plans drawn up. First and foremost, the 10 recruits will be first split up into 2 groups of 5. They will both take separate RK flights to two different friendly nations. Since the airliner (probably Trident Airlines of Random Kingdom) will be a RK company, there is no real need for special measures.

Then, a flight from the friendly nation to another nation that is friendly with it and Farmina (if no such nation exists then alternate plans will be drawn up). On this flight, the 10 will lose their groupings and take random seats. They will also change into disguise set A (typical friendly nation's clothes) with international-compliant credit cards (AstroCard, Risa, TransEurope Express etc.).

Finally, the most dangerous part of the operation, a flight from the Farminan-friendly nation to Farmina itself. Operatives will group in pairs and partners will seat themselves within visible distance of each other. Operatives will assume identities as tourists from said friendly nation seeking accommodation in Farminan capital (hotel etc.) and will pay with alternate credit cards.

All operatives will carry (in random suitcases) their pistols, radio equipment, compact digital cameras, disguises, basic network hack kits, black spandex suits, night-vision goggles and a melee weapon should they need it. This will be hidden with a basic tourist's arsenal should the cases be investigated.

A method of bypassing metal detectors is required -- are there any ideas from the community?

OOC: To avoid detection many knives and other blades can be made out of some sort of carbon polymer (sp?) or a toughened plastic. Other tricks would include hiding things inside ordinary objects, or disguising them as such.

Just remember that it's inevitable that at least one of them will get caught on the way; you might want to send more than just 10, or break them up into five groups of two instead of 2 of 5, and give them all suicide pills.

Macisikan is staunchly neutral; we have a reputation for never taking sides. You could send, say, four (two pairs) of these people through us, but expect one team to get caught (the other will slip through).
Random Kingdom
01-04-2005, 23:56
OK. The team has been doubled, from 10 to 20. One team will carry the 10 low-caliber pistols, the other the 10 high-caliber pistols (the 10 were going to get both). They will be hidden in specially-made metal items, such as flasks and cash boxes (cash boxes will contain fake cash for realism). The knives, since they are being made in-house (the pistols have been bought and therefore cannot be modified), are to have their metal blades replaced. I was going to route all 10 through the same path (but not all at the same time and not in the all path), with no grouping on the first (RK>Friendly), 2 groups of 5 on the second (Friendly>Neutral), and 5 groups of 2 on the third (Neutral>Farmina)
Macisikan
02-04-2005, 00:45
OOC: We should discuss this on MSN (there's a handle in my profile) or something to stop cluttering the thread. Maybe create an OOC discussion thread.

You'd want to send them via at least two different paths; the more people going through one path, the greater the chance of getting caught.
Tocrowkia
02-04-2005, 00:59
Secret IC!
To: Farmina
From: Cobragt Rundevelt, Führer of Social Nationalist Guffingford
Subject: To protect the world against intellectual and moral decay.

The Reich supports Farmina against the communist aggressor. Should you require financial or logistical aid, feel free to contact us. You cannot ask to deploy our maximum amount of defensive forces, due to the BLT-Pact which I signed. If our forces are under direct attack as a result of communist warmongery, then we will retialiate. You had and have the right to kill whoever you want in your domain. The fools of the CFA, cowards they are, only have the guts to go after nations smaller than they are. When we look at children we see the same happening in the park, the smallest child gets bullied by the older ones.

Some people never learn.


OOC: The Irony is fucking blinding, I tell you.
Random Kingdom
02-04-2005, 01:01
TOP SECRET (1024 bit encryption)

The current plan is for the spies to be routed as follows:
(Nations in asterisks are examples and may be changed)

Random Kingdom > *Celtayoshi/Momanguise* > Macisikan > Farmina

The 20 recruits are to be initially divided into 5 groups of 4. Each group will be sent on the path at different times, the group leader will be responsible for the rest of the group and will radio back to the ED with the status of the mission:

(format = real name/codename)

<list destroyed to preserve identities>
Random Kingdom
02-04-2005, 01:02
OOC: We should discuss this on MSN (there's a handle in my profile) or something to stop cluttering the thread. Maybe create an OOC discussion thread.

You'd want to send them via at least two different paths; the more people going through one path, the greater the chance of getting caught.
OOC: Are you soboredrightnow?
Farmina
02-04-2005, 01:17
All non-military flights in and out of Farmina have been cancelled due to the fact that Mondoth has ordered all vessels traveling in and out of Farmina shot down.

Thomas Goth
Chancellor for Foriegn Affairs
Random Kingdom
02-04-2005, 01:54
Ooc: Argh!
Tocrowkia
02-04-2005, 02:51
OOC: Bump. I want to see what Guff has to say.
Celtayoshi
02-04-2005, 20:04
Message Random Kingdom
Full Encryption - Hand-delivery, anti-tamper, one-time pad

Following Farmina's cancellation of all flights into and out of the country Celtayoshi is sending in its own 10 man SOD (Special Operations Divison) team into the country. They will be transported on CYNV - Silverline. The men will be taken as clos to shore as possible, before being given underwater propulsion devices and assisted to shore by these robots. The robots will then be destroyed by sending them out to sea on a timer, before exploding.
Celtayoshi is willing to provide Random Kingdom with transport for ten men into Farmina in this way.
Should you accept the men will be loaded onto Air Celtayoshi Flight CY-5111 dirct to Belfast International, before being taken to Falson Submarine Naval Base. The sub will depart during the night undercover (the dock is cut into the rock, and detection has been made very difficult). Their equipment can be held in the UPDs and permission will be obtained for the equipment to go quietly onto the civilian transport to Celtayoshi.

End Message
Dumpsterdam
02-04-2005, 20:15
FLASH: ROYAL NAVY WARNING TO ALL CRAFT PASSING INTO FARMINIAN WATERS

Due to deployment of the 5th Corps to Farmina, the Royal Navy reserves the rights to destroy or seize any craft that does not transmit its ID codes or is acting in a strange patron.

All ships up to twenty miles out of coast will be searched, failure to comply will result in swift response from the 9th Carrier Battlegroup. The Royal Navy considers all participants warned and will commence operations in three hours.

Royal Navy Command, Tallarn Naval Station
RavenStad
02-04-2005, 20:53
OOC: well if i knew where abouts Farmina was (eg if it was a island, or it had people around it) i could plan a Operation (after talking to Farmina to confirm what i could and couldnt do and get away with) with the RSCSM (RavenStad Colonial SpecOps Marines).
One way to get in would be useing Criminal Gangs, drug routes, people trafficers, etc. Even with Blockaides and crap they would find a way to get stuff in since its what they do, drug routes, People Traffic routes are still going to be there we all have our price and anyone who says otherwise have never been offered there real price.

Try thinking outside the boxs if you want a Covert team to get into a nation, hell its what all powers do in RL.

IC:
Coded Message to: Farmina Goverment
From: Jack Black

To avert any war or in our case slaughter of a nation, we wish to send a Diplomatic Envoy to your nation to work out things. If you agree our envoy team will arrive by plane with escort to any Airport of your choiseing and meet who ever you wish them to meet.
==========

Part of the real reason for the Envoy was to plant spies, none of the people on the plane would know of the Intel Agents hidden in the cargo holds (with breathing masks etc) who would need to get out in a sneaky manor. Of corse if they were found and caught they would say they were RSRA members (a terrorist group) on a mission to force the war, after of corse a fair bit of interagation or what ever they did.
But there real mission would be to spread out across Farmina (or if they landed in some place that wasnt in Farmina) find a way to get there, that way they would be able to find decent targets for the RSCSM squads that were being gathered. ofcorse only a few people knew this and jack wasnt one of them and that was the dangerus part.
Celtayoshi
02-04-2005, 21:14
FLASH: ROYAL NAVY WARNING TO ALL CRAFT PASSING INTO FARMINIAN WATERS

Due to deployment of the 5th Corps to Farmina, the Royal Navy reserves the rights to destroy or seize any craft that does not transmit its ID codes or is acting in a strange patron.

All ships up to twenty miles out of coast will be searched, failure to comply will result in swift response from the 9th Carrier Battlegroup. The Royal Navy considers all participants warned and will commence operations in three hours.

Royal Navy Command, Tallarn Naval Station


OOC: Excellent, a sub hunt :)
Random Kingdom
02-04-2005, 21:37
Message Random Kingdom
Full Encryption - Hand-delivery, anti-tamper, one-time pad

Following Farmina's cancellation of all flights into and out of the country Celtayoshi is sending in its own 10 man SOD (Special Operations Divison) team into the country. They will be transported on CYNV - Silverline. The men will be taken as clos to shore as possible, before being given underwater propulsion devices and assisted to shore by these robots. The robots will then be destroyed by sending them out to sea on a timer, before exploding.
Celtayoshi is willing to provide Random Kingdom with transport for ten men into Farmina in this way.
Should you accept the men will be loaded onto Air Celtayoshi Flight CY-5111 dirct to Belfast International, before being taken to Falson Submarine Naval Base. The sub will depart during the night undercover (the dock is cut into the rock, and detection has been made very difficult). Their equipment can be held in the UPDs and permission will be obtained for the equipment to go quietly onto the civilian transport to Celtayoshi.

End Message

A message sent to the government of Celtayoshi said:
We accept your offer, and will revert back to 10 men with both types of gun. They will be sent immediately to New Hope Internat'l posing as tourists, and board the CY-5111. Is there any form of identification we can give to the operatives to distinguish them from regular tourists? They will carry documents as a form of ID, but we were thinking of something that Celtayoshian officials trusted.

Amended plans: (Codename/Alias)

Group 1. Codename: New York.

Posing as a honeymoon couple.

Coyote/Simon Blackburn (leader)
Lion/Martha Blackburn

Group 2. Codename: London

Posing as casual tourists.

Canfield/Randy Barro (leader)
Blackjack/Boris Innerman

Group 3. Codename: Paris

Posing as rich holidaymakers.

Alpha/Arthur Cameron-Smith (leader)
Beta/Walter Zimmermann

Group 4. Codename: Munich

Posing as young adults on break.

Olmec/Cindy Hartman (leader)
Aztec/Corey Borneo

This message will selfdestruct in 20 seconds.
Random Kingdom
02-04-2005, 21:38
OOC: Is there any way to get past the blockade?
Celtayoshi
02-04-2005, 21:56
OOC: We are in a friggin submarine, but yes, during our passing a flight of CY-B1s (long range bombers), along with fighter protection of our 6th and 7th carrier group have been told to target the fleet, hopefully at least adding to their problems, maknig detection harder.

IC: After arriving at the airport you will check in your luggage. When asked for your passport each group should hand in a poor fake Celtayoshi drivers licence in the penultimate page, the clerk will make no response except to apologise and hand it back, before checking you in normally. The clerk will however, tag your bags with red tape, and press a silent transmit button, our men will follwo and make contact later. (We have an ... arrangement ... with Air Celtayoshi).
Random Kingdom
02-04-2005, 22:03
OOC: We are in a friggin submarine, but yes, during our passing a flight of CY-B1s (long range bombers), along with fighter protection of our 6th and 7th carrier group have been told to target the fleet, hopefully at least adding to their problems, maknig detection harder.

IC: After arriving at the airport you will check in your luggage. When asked for your passport each group should hand in a poor fake Celtayoshi drivers licence in the penultimate page, the clerk will make no response except to apologise and hand it back, before checking you in normally. The clerk will however, tag your bags with red tape, and press a silent transmit button, our men will follwo and make contact later. (We have an ... arrangement ... with Air Celtayoshi).
Are there any examples of Celtayoshi drivers licences we can copy? Or are you intending to supply us the licenses?
Celtayoshi
02-04-2005, 22:16
IC: Contained in this document is a photographed Celtayoshi driver license:

Photo Inserted here

We hope this is suffice to copy, it shouldn't be too expertly done anyway.

OOC: Celtayoshi drivers license's have the flag of Celtayoshi in the top right, a photograph in the top left, the numbered 1 - 10 are the follwoing details in small print, surname, name, place of birth, date of birth, national identity card number, driver number, reference code, previous crinimal record (Y/N), license first obtained date and the date of retest (you must pass your test every ten years). Also present are some holograms.
Random Kingdom
02-04-2005, 23:35
The licences have been copied and personalised. They are being assigned now...

(Some time later)

An airplane trailed down the landing strip at New Hope Internat'l. It backed into Terminal 1, Gate 5, where it connected to the airport. A while later, a wave of cars drove into the parking lot. Out of them came a young couple, a pairing of Italians, a student duo, and two men wearing Hawaiian shirts. All of which were wearing glasses (some wore sunglasses, some wore the real thing) and were carrying massive plastic suitcases and backpacks.

"Final call for Air Celtayoshi flight CY-1511, at Terminal 1, gate 5. Repeat: Final call, CY-1511, terminal 1 gate 5."

The swarm of operatives ran to the Air Celtayoshi booth to check in.

"1511?"
"Yes."
"May I see a passport please?"
"Here."
"..."
"I'm sorry, these are fake."
"Oh."
"..."
"Go on ahead to the departure lounge."
"Of course."

The clerk accepted the bags, taping them with red tape.

"Oops, I dropped my papers."

The clerk bent down, pressed a little button in the desk, and stood up. Simon and Martha Blackburn proceeded on down the corridor.

When they hit the metal detector, they simply handed pieces of paper to the guard. He winked, before flicking a switch on the metal detector. They then passed through cleanly. The guard flicked it back.

The flight was uneventful to say the least. But after a few hours, the plane landed with a bump in Belfast.
Celtayoshi
03-04-2005, 11:27
At the airport photographs of the operatives had been forwarded to the Celtayoshi State Intelligence Service, each person now had a passport size photogreaph of their groups. They were met individually and taken to the Premier Suite, where eight black cars met them. The Operatives were then placed into four of the cars and headed to Falson Submarine Naval Base, the other four cars headed to Celta Furor Military Complex. It was an added disguse for those who may have been tracking the group, although it is unlikely anyone was.


From there they were taken straight onto the sub, and shown there quarters, given a quick run down of the rules and let to rest. They would be met tomorrow by the SOD members who would instruct them in the use of the UPDs.
Kindura
03-04-2005, 15:58
OOC: *cough*reallyreallyconspicuous*cough*
Biggleses
03-04-2005, 16:17
The Grand Duchy of Biggleses has declared war on Farmina.

It has activated its nuclear defence net, which effectively destroys nuclear missiles before they land. At the same time, the net has been temporarily disarmed in preparation for the launch of biological, chemical and nuclear warheads at Farmina.

Approximately an hour ago, a nuclear missile was launched- It is headed for Farmina's capital.

Approximately 10 minutes ago, a chemical missile was launched targetting Farmina's major water source.
Random Kingdom
03-04-2005, 16:30
"You know, when I joined the ED I had no idea I'd be treated to this level of luxury," simpered Martha, "I thought private quarters in submarines was stuff only seen in movies. I imagined we'd be sleeping in a cargo hold."

"You know, I'd prefer living in a cargo hold, anything to get away from you." snapped Simon.

"Sh, we're supposed to be newlyweds! You know, love each other?"

"Oh. We'd better prepare. Where did we put our suitcases?"

"Over there. by the door. You'll have to look, though, 'cos if you haven't noticed already, we're sharing the room with other people, you know."

Simon had clearly never been on a sub before, as he crept nervously over to the bags, and flinched at every sound. He pulled out two suitcases, and groaning at their weight, stumbled back over to the bunk-bed and accidentally dropped them on Martha's legs.

"Ouch! You know, I wish I was in London with Boris. He knows how to treat a lady right!"

"Sorry! Those things are heavy, you know!"

Simon flicked his open without any inteference. Some state-of-the-art security, he thought. But when he peered in, he saw towels, shirts, necklaces... Wrong side. He closed it, flipped it and proceeded to open it from the other side. It did open quarter-way, but then a voice from inside said, "Name?"
"Coyote," said Simon idly.
The case opened to reveal two guns, a pair of sunglasses, documents, a knife and what looked like a Game Boy. But when Simon switched it on, the face of Overseer Black flashed on screen.

"What's the emergency?"

"Uh... nothing," squeaked Simon, quickly switching it off and stuffing it back in the suitcase. He then closed the suitcase, kicked it underneath the bed, climbed into the top bunk and fell asleep.
Sidestreamer
03-04-2005, 18:18
The Grand Duchy of Biggleses has declared war on Farmina.

It has activated its nuclear defence net, which effectively destroys nuclear missiles before they land. At the same time, the net has been temporarily disarmed in preparation for the launch of biological, chemical and nuclear warheads at Farmina.

Approximately an hour ago, a nuclear missile was launched- It is headed for Farmina's capital.

Approximately 10 minutes ago, a chemical missile was launched targetting Farmina's major water source.

OOC: No you didn't.
Krioval
03-04-2005, 19:48
Biggleses, the IC response of Krioval to that would be as follows:

"Kriovalian anti-missile defenses in orbit spotted the warhead even as it was being launched. With their command of orbital weapons and defensive systems, it was a minor inconvenience to target and destroy the missile, watching as the impotent nuclear device vaporized harmlessly. Kriovalian Space Command then issued a directive for 500 class-I space fighters to enter Earth's atmosphere with a single target - Biggleses. Their command? Annihilation."

In other words, please don't godmod, and take time to read the stickies in each forum. Thanks
Random Kingdom
03-04-2005, 22:34
OOC: Same here. We will ignore Biggleses' post.

IC:

"Well, yesterday sure flew. I'm just happy we made it to the sub unhindered."

"Yeah, same here. I guess we'd better stay here and wait for the SODs."

"I'll read my girly magazines." Of course, Martha was referring to the pile of Espionage Weekly she had stuffed in the secure side of her suitcase. On the other side were celebrity and horse-grooming magazines."
Farmina
04-04-2005, 13:02
Thousands of fusion missiles rained down Biggleses from the sky. The nation would have either been completely obilterated or IGNORED.
Macisikan
04-04-2005, 13:57
A few things, if I may;
1: Sorry for cluttering this thread with yet another OOC post.
2: Perhaps you guys should close these RP's, so we don't get godmodders, etc. butting in.
3: It'd be a very good idea if you created a thread specifically for OOC conversation, so that we don't end up with an RP with whole pages of OOC arguments over tech, arguments over logistics, and the like.
These apply to all of the Farmina war threads.

Now I'll shut up. On with the RP!
Farmina
04-04-2005, 14:07
“I hereby put to the vote, a bill to praise the Emperor and the military for secretly preparing this mission, this grand attack on Random Kingdom,” read out Grand Chancellor Tobias Grey, “They even sink so low as to cooperate with Mondoth, who has launched attacks on neutrals for not attacking Farmina. Then again do we expect anything more from a socialist nation?”

That gained several hisses from the Socialist block.

“We have offered peace and they have not taken. Now are allies are numerous, our position is now favorable and countries are paying up to one trillion dollars to see new markets opened and the mad men of Mondoth toppled. The first stone in that road is the defeat of Random Kingdom. We have the political support, the economic support and the military capability. Now we must do what is right in the eyes of our fellow man and God.”

He paused, and then the Grand Council burst out in huge applause.

“Can I see the support for praising Emperor Justinian?” asked Tobias Grey.

Then he got a response he didn’t expect.

It began it the Conservative block, a loud deep chant, “Justinian, Justinian, Justinian…”

Then most of the Labour block joined in, “Justinian, Justinian, Justinian…”

Next the Military and Fascist blocks joined in.

The larger part of the Liberal block joined the chant, with even some of the Socialists joining in.”

And above them all Tobias Grey made himself heard, “Then it is, in the name of the people, the Grand Council praises the Emperor Justinian and his benevolent actions.”



Across the seas, the Armada moved into position.

“Checkmate,” said Field Marshal Jefferson, moving his queen into position to attack the king.
“Bah,” said Grand Admiral Ricter, “You win again.”
The Admiral then knocked down his king, in a symbolic gesture.
“No,” corrected Jefferson, “Now I win. That wasn’t check.”
“Bah,” said Ricter, “Smart and tricky you are soldier.”
“Not to mention arrogant and self centred,” responded Jefferson.
“Aye that too,” said the Grand Admiral of the Armada.
There was a brief knock at the door.
“Who is it?” asked the Grand Admiral.
“Petty Officer Striker sir,” said voice behind the door, “We are approaching Random Kingdom. Our allies should be arriving shortly.”
“Then we have work to do,” said Ricter, “I hope you play as well in the field as on the board.”

OOC: Waiting for allies.

Also:
Farminan Expeditionary Force

500,000 Infantry
20,000 APCs
50,000 Light Artillery Pieces (Personnel: 200,000)
100,000 Tanks (Personnel: 400,000)

10,000 Mechanics
100,000 Logistical Crews (I’m really not sure how many to take)

6 Aircraft Carriers (each with 100 Fighter Aircraft each)
12 Attack Submarines
3 Missile Frigates
9 Cruisers
12 Destroyers
10 Supply Ships
20 Large troop transports (smaller troop transports are packed up until needed)
6 Hospital ships
Wolfish
04-04-2005, 15:15
Encryption Code Delta
Transmission: Uni-Directional, Farmina Military Command
Burst Speed: 380 mbps
Duration: 0.003 seconds

Attention,

Farmina Military Command

Incoming Message: Wolfish Defence Command, 82 Bomber Command

Be advised. Wolfish 82nd Bomber Command has been put on Alert Status 1 for operations in support of Farmina Expeditionary Forces in route to Random Kingdom.

Flight-time necessary for operations estimated at 10 hours.

Request primary and secondary targeting instructions.

-END-

ooc: Wolfish 82nd Bomber Command is composed of 6 bomber wings, including both strategic and tactical bomber assets.

1st Wing: B1 tactical bombers
2nd Wing: B2 strategic bombers
3rd Wing: B-52H strategic bombers
4th Wing: B-71 tactical bombers
5th Wing: Mixed, Ground Attack Craft
6th Wing: Logistics and Support Craft
Kroblexskij
04-04-2005, 16:38
TAG. may post in
Celtayoshi
04-04-2005, 17:15
Celta Furor Military Base

Sirens are sounding, long continuous signals, this signal means imminent threat to homeland security. As part of the response 50 CY-B1s take off from various airfields, their target is the Farmina attack group headed for Random Kingdom, in the meantime two carrier battlegroups were being directed towards Random Kingdom to aide in its defence, with permission, up to 250,000 troops would also be hastly flown in to coutner the arriving Farmina force.

Falson Submarine Naval Base

The SOD team leader, Ivan Petrom knocked on the door to Simon and Martha's room. When opened he saw Simon looking very nervous, at first Petrom though he was intimidating him, then he realised it was his first time on a sub.

"Not to worry," he laughed, "this is the quietest sub in the fleet, designed solely for special ops, which is why you have a private room."

"Ah, thank you, so, why are you here so early"

"There has been a change of plan, we are leaving in 30 minutes." said Petrom

"What! Why?" enquired Martha.

"We have reason to believe your homeland is going to be under attack within the nest few hours. Celtayoshi is sending four of its finest carriers to the area, we will not let them hurt you. After we dive we will recieve no further information until we reach land, four days sailing."

"Damn, what are we doing?"

"I don't know your specific orders, but my SOD team is to destroy several key government facilities (OOC:<-- VERY SECRET IC) and basically mislay there defences for a Celtayoshi invasion, which seems quite likely.
RavenStad
04-04-2005, 17:33
"so, Farmina has moved to attack has it?" Evana asked as she finished putting her makeup on and turning to her aid.
"Yes Senator. The Presidant is not shore of what to do, stay nutral or openly support any such attack on random kingdom" The Aid replyed, he didnt like being in the company of Evana something about her made him feel that someone was walking on his grave.
"and he wants my advice hey, well think its time to get the ball rolling. tell him i advice Openly supporting any attacks on random kingdom and sending in troops of our own" Evana said with an evil smirk. She turned round and picked up her brifcase and headed to the door.
"but mam that would need Senate aprovol!" the aid replyed in a rather shocked manor.
"tell him he has it and dont argue unless you want something to happen to your family and you" she looked at him, her stair was an evil one.

The aid bowed and ran out of the room faster then hell, Evanas threats were never a bluff and he knew that. Once he got to the Presidant he told him what he was told to say, Jack was suprised but he didnt ahve much choice. A message was sent to the Farmina Governing body and what ever milltary channels he had to send a message to.


To: Farmina governing Body
From: Presidant Jack Black and Colonial marine Command.

We wish to aid you in your war effort with the Random Kingdom, as we stated we were wrong in our past statments and wish to make it up to you. As we speak the 3rd RSCM Brigade is prepareing to leave our shores and head out to Random Kingdoms. Direct command will be under Genral Akira kawakami but forces will be deploy where ever you need them, this is ofcorse if you wish our to send the 3rd RSCM Brigade to help support your forces.

3rd Brigade
9th Infantry Regiment (675 marines + 27 med tanks +27 APCs + 54 hinds)
10th Infantry Regiment (675 marines + 27 light tanks +27 APCs + 54 hinds)
11th Infantry Regiment (675 marines + 15 light tanks +12 med tanks +27 APCs + 54 hinds)
12th Infantry Regiment (675 marines + 54 APCs + 54 hinds)
3rd Armor Battalion (200 Light Tanks + 90 Med Tanks + 40 Heavy Tanks)
3rd Artillary Battalion (360 light to med artillary units)
1st+2nd Logistics Corp (20,000 units)

Note that unoffialy the 2nd RSCSM Regiment is attached to this unit (675 RSCSM marines, 54 light IFVs, 54 hinds) for any Covert Ops command sees fit for them to be used in.


OOC: cheak my Fact book for struture of the Army, you might think there small in number and strange that it has a hind but its explained in there basicly. There small but elite. also if you dont want me in this RP tell me upfront and not just take no notice of my threads i give more respect to people that way.
Dumpsterdam
04-04-2005, 18:14
FLASH, ANGEL

5th Corps is to hold position in Farmina, do not under any condition support Farminian offensive operations.

9th Carrier Battlegroup is to hold in Farminian ports, current patrols are to be upkept, any request from the Farminians for aid in offensive operations will be denied.

END MESSAGE


The Empire will not concern itself with trivial matters such as Random Kingdom, if they so wish to attack Farmina they can die on its shores but we will not offer any offensive support.

Due to this attack the Imperial Council has, as of now, declared Farmina to be in state of martial law and will deploy military police and DDF units accordingly to seize the last key positions in Farmina including main ports and airports. The 7th Sword of the Emperor's Handmaidens has been dispatched to the Farminian capital and will secure Emperor Justinian untill the Empire and the Council sees the need to release him from house arrest.

Your Emperor would do wisely not to flaunt the strength of our armed forces around when deciding on such a bold gamble, we see no need to support the Farminians and will leave them to their own offensive.

Erik Solar,
Imperial Councillor,
Minister of Foreign Affairs.
Random Kingdom
04-04-2005, 18:27
SECRET IC

Simon flicked the emergency linkup device on. The flustered face of Black flashed onto the screen.

"Sorry to sound like an idiot, but... what were our orders again?"

"You're right to ask that, because orders have changed. We want you (London) and Paris to infiltrate major Farminan armed forces buildings and send us attack plans. Yes, we know that Farmina is about to attack. Hopefully our unmanned fighters will protect New Hope whilst our bombers prepare to go out for a round, and if they do drop in, chances are they won't find their way out of the maze we've created by dropping the barriers. Anyway, they probably won't find the core building, but:-"

"With all due respect, shut up and tell us New York and Munich's orders."

"Ah yes, sorry. New York is to plant itself in the government and attempt to gain intelligence that could help Mondoth, Celtayoshi and Hogsweat, and Munich is to create cover for the rest of the division. You know, like a makeshift base of operations? Or a front?"

"Yes, I understand."

"OK. Contact me when you reach Farmina."

"Understood. Coyote out."
Random Kingdom
04-04-2005, 21:32
Black wheeled around in his chair. "Come in," he beckoned. The glass door swivelled open and a young lady walked in with a tray. She put it down in front of him. Ham sandwiches and coffee with cake. She smiled at Black.

"Can we trust them?" she asked.

"Of course we can! They're professionals. In a few weeks, we'll know where to bomb, how to dodge their forces, and we could even have a go at derailing their military, or even better..."

"I might only be your secretary slash coffee girl, but I don't think that trying to usurp Justinian will help anything. Plus, we're a member of the UN, remember?"

"Oh, yes... Anyway, he's too well guarded, and for starters we don't even know where he lives!"

A device in the secretary's pocket vibrated, and immediately rang out to the tune of the RK national anthem. She picked it up, scanned the screen, and threw it at Black. It landed in his pile of sandwiches. He furiously whipped it off the sandwiches, looked at it, put it to his ear and said, "What is it, Otis?"

The Tactical Espionage Commander replied, "The Farminans are visible on the horizon. They're being pelted with Celtayoshian fire, but they're still coming in fast. Expected to land in 20 minutes."

"Agh! Why do I need to know?"

"We are asking that your remaining operatives are transported to me for a mission, class 1."

"Class 1? What is it?"

"I want to plant a small number of spies in the Farminan forces."

"Too risky! If they find us here, they'll find them there!"

"Well, how else can I undermine the Farminan forces quickly?"

"Uh... patch me into Defense Command, now."

"Affirmative." (bleeping)

"This is Captain Southpaw. Who is it?"

"Black."

"Ah, overseer Black! Pleased to hear from you again, amigo! It's been years!"

"Forget the sentiments, I need you to concentrate your forces on coastal RK. The Farminans are planning to invade."

"Of course. ... Don't you think I knew that already?"

"Well... I'm going mad here with worry. My best spies are in a sub on the other side of the world."

"Oh... <cut>"
Jamum
04-04-2005, 21:42
ooc: I don't know if this is open or closed so tell me if it is

ic: Message to Farmina from Jamum command

We wish to state that any attack on RK territory is an attack on us and will result in war
Random Kingdom
04-04-2005, 21:52
OOC: You do know that Roach-Busters is on their side and RK is probably nearing suicide?
Jamum
04-04-2005, 21:54
OOC: You do know that Roach-Busters is on their side and RK is probably nearing suicide?

ooc: they have already decided to fight me for having an embargo
Random Kingdom
04-04-2005, 23:17
"<sigh> When are we departing for Farmina?"

"<checks watch> Well, my watch is uplinked via high-speed internet to an atomic clock using UTC (OOC: no daylight saving/BST etc. in RK, RK always uses pure GMT/UTC), and it's now 30 minutes since the SODs came in. I guess we'll be going any second now..."
Random Kingdom
04-04-2005, 23:20
It's too late now, but RK's IGNORE tasksquad just fired IGNORE cannons at Biggleses' defense net and turned it into a torrential rainstorm... of tomato ketchup.
Farmina
05-04-2005, 08:55
ooc: they have already decided to fight me for having an embargo

OOC: I haven't done anything to you. You just re-embargoed me, for saying that Justinian intends to speak his opinion in the near future. I have no plans to attack you, just MG, sort it out with him.
Mationland
05-04-2005, 09:33
In a turn about of events , The Armed Republic Of Mationland released this statement .

Start ---
We (The Armed Republic Of Mationland) , which usually declares war whenever there is an oppotunity . However , in this war , Mationland will NOT be supporting any country due to 2 reasons . 1)Mationland is under huge pressure by the UN not to take sides 2)The Dictator Of Mationland has odered that the MAF (Mationland Armed Forces) do not send armies because Mationland has too many troops stationed overseas (100 million to be exact) . But , Mationland will send 5 contingents of peacekeepers (not under UN) to the countries involved in the war (if it breaks out) . Note that the Dictator has also odered that if any peackeeper is killed (by any rebels/insurgents or the country's soldiers) , The Armed Republic Of Mationland will go on a FULL SCALE war on that Nation because ever peacekeepers blood belongs to a Mationlander . Note that if that country denies entry to our Peacekeeprs , Mationland will also go on a FULL SCALE war on that nation to save face .

Take Heed ,
Mationland Minister Of War ,
and
Mationland Peacekeepers Coordinator
by order from his most royal majesty ,
The Dictator Of Mationland .

End---
Dumpsterdam
05-04-2005, 09:43
In a turn about of events , The Armed Republic Of Mationland released this statement .

Start ---
We (The Armed Republic Of Mationland) , which usually declares war whenever there is an oppotunity . However , in this war , Mationland will NOT be supporting any country due to 2 reasons . 1)Mationland is under huge pressure by the UN not to take sides 2)The Dictator Of Mationland has odered that the MAF (Mationland Armed Forces) do not send armies because Mationland has too many troops stationed overseas (100 million to be exact) . But , Mationland will send 5 contingents of peacekeepers (not under UN) to the countries involved in the war (if it breaks out) . Note that the Dictator has also odered that if any peackeeper is killed (by any rebels/insurgents or the country's soldiers) , The Armed Republic Of Mationland will go on a FULL SCALE war on that Nation because ever peacekeepers blood belongs to a Mationlander . Note that if that country denies entry to our Peacekeeprs , Mationland will also go on a FULL SCALE war on that nation to save face .

Take Heed ,
Mationland Minister Of War ,
and
Mationland Peacekeepers Coordinator
by order from his most royal majesty ,
The Dictator Of Mationland .

End---

OoC: I'll do this for Farmina, so no need to reply bob.

1) Your army is bigger then your population, HARD IGNORE.

2) You are declaring reasons for b/s reasons, SOFT IGNORE.

3) You can't send peacekeepers to anyone's country, unless they ALLOW you to, otherwise tis just an act of war. I can link you to the thread of the last guy that attempted to send peacekeepers to my country.(they got shot, mind you)

4) You are WAY to small to but in here, I suggest you go hide under a rock and come back when your atleast 500 milion and know how to RP decently.

5) Go read the stickies on the top of II.

6) Don't even THINK of puppetwanking by saying that your entire region counts as a single nation because if it works that way I have a pop of ten billion and a budget of over 239 trillion.
Farmina
05-04-2005, 10:53
OOC: RK, you admit continuing is suicide, but yet you continue. Do you want a change of government or something?

IC:

Random Kingdom, the time of the end draws near. The offer of peace still rests on the table. Either you shall meet us for peace talks or we shall take action to beat you into submission.

We do this as a measure of self defense, and to respect the honour of Mondoth's victims.

Thomas Goth
Chancellor for Foriegn Affairs
Skinny87
05-04-2005, 10:56
Republican Press Statement, Republic of Skinny87

After a long voting session in Parliament, the Republican Parliament, led by a coalition of Peace and National Government MP's, has forced a vote through to end the blockade and embargo of the nation of Farmina. The Coalition of MP's released a press statement in which they stated that the blockade 'Served no useful purpose anymore, and was merely helping to antagonise International Relations.'

As such, the Republican embargo and blockade has now ended, and President Martin has ordered the stand-down of all Republican forces being mobilised during this period. The Republic would also like to support Dumpsterdam and Farmina in advising the governments of Mationland and Random Kingdom to not make any statements or actions that would antagonise the already fragile situation in the International Community concerning Farmina.
Celtayoshi
05-04-2005, 17:40
The submarine creaked out under cover of darkness, a few hours before a submarine had made a series of radical manouevers outside the sub pen. This disrupted the thermal imaging of the sub which could be provided by a satellite until the submarine was too deep to notice. With a sailing time of four days the crew had to watch intently. They would pass by the Celtayoshi battlefleet near Farmina on the third day, and the Dumpsterdam fleet on the fourth day, before dropping off the cargo and getting the hell out of there.

Meanwhile in Random Kingdom

Celtayoshi had only four carriers on scene to Farmina's six, this left them disadvantaged by just over 100 aircraft according to fleet intelligence. However, the Celtayoshi fleet made up for this, Fleet Intelligence had studied the makeup of each groups battleforces and saw a strengh in favour of the Celtayoshians. After studying the makup of the fleets it was determined that
Celtayoshi would deploy its aircraft in a defensive position, with an air curtain around the fleet. Some aircraft would then, from a safe distance, tease the Farminians into attacking the fleet, before pounding them with destroyers, thus wearing down the fleet until the real firpower arrived from Celtayoshi in the form of land based bombers.
The submarines would be fished out by Sonobuoy traps and other subs. The AEGIS would help defend incomnig missile strikes agaisnt the fleet. Once the Farminian Navy was delt with the aircraft were free to attack there ground forces. The plan for the defence of Random Kingdom was in place, Celtayoshi was confident it would not fall.

Celtayoshi deployed force (includes land bases Orion Sub hunting aircraft)

4 Improved Nimitz CVN
20 AEGIS Flight IIA DDG Class
16 Ticonderoga CG Class
16 Oliver Hazard Perry FFG Class
4 Iowa BB Class
16 Supply AOE Class
16 C-2A Greyhound COD
16 E-2C Hawkeye
16 EA-6B Prowler
16 EA-18A Growler
16 ES-3A Shadow
8 HH-60H Seahawk
24 S-3B Viking
36 SH-60F Seahawk
20xP-7A Orion II
8xVerrazano Class
8xTwin Towers Flight IA Class
4xSeawolf Class
4xHades Class
8xShield Class
Little cocktail weenie
05-04-2005, 18:01
you have the support of LCW
Wolfish
05-04-2005, 18:16
Wolfish has taken preemptive and decisive action relating to Mondoth's threats against Wolfish shipping.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410492
Guffingford
05-04-2005, 18:24
OOC: Damn, I completely forgot about this. Numbers will be posted on request.

IC:
Official Statement

"The Reich has already declared support in favour of Farmina, and we will now back that with force. We have sent our third and fifth navy to Famina to aid in the defence of non-combatant vessels and to safeguard trade shipments. If any of the nations against Farmina decides to attack my ships to disrupt trade, we will retaliate. The Reich is eager to test the new equipment designed by The Macabees and our military departments. We also wish to take this oppertunity to declare our full support of Wolfish' pre-emptive action on Mondoth.

We have warned you Celtayoshi, Random Kingdom and all. Do not push your luck, for luck tends to run out fast when I mingle in such matters.

- Ministry of Foreign Affairs Representative.
Random Kingdom
05-04-2005, 19:17
Meanwhile in Random Kingdom

Celtayoshi had only four carriers on scene to Farmina's six, this left them disadvantaged by just over 100 aircraft according to fleet intelligence. However, the Celtayoshi fleet made up for this, Fleet Intelligence had studied the makeup of each groups battleforces and saw a strengh in favour of the Celtayoshians. After studying the makup of the fleets it was determined that
Celtayoshi would deploy its aircraft in a defensive position, with an air curtain around the fleet. Some aircraft would then, from a safe distance, tease the Farminians into attacking the fleet, before pounding them with destroyers, thus wearing down the fleet until the real firpower arrived from Celtayoshi in the form of land based bombers.
The submarines would be fished out by Sonobuoy traps and other subs. The AEGIS would help defend incomnig missile strikes agaisnt the fleet. Once the Farminian Navy was delt with the aircraft were free to attack there ground forces. The plan for the defence of Random Kingdom was in place, Celtayoshi was confident it would not fall.

Celtayoshi deployed force (includes land bases Orion Sub hunting aircraft)

4 Improved Nimitz CVN
20 AEGIS Flight IIA DDG Class
16 Ticonderoga CG Class
16 Oliver Hazard Perry FFG Class
4 Iowa BB Class
16 Supply AOE Class
16 C-2A Greyhound COD
16 E-2C Hawkeye
16 EA-6B Prowler
16 EA-18A Growler
16 ES-3A Shadow
8 HH-60H Seahawk
24 S-3B Viking
36 SH-60F Seahawk
20xP-7A Orion II
8xVerrazano Class
8xTwin Towers Flight IA Class
4xSeawolf Class
4xHades Class
8xShield Class
Of course, this totally outclasses RK's extremely weak and unprepared defence methods (5 unmanned fighters). Therefore RK has taken a predictable move and sunk to the back. (This usually happens in RK wars - Random Kingdom, the original aggressor, becomes totally dependant on other nations' defenses and therefore gains little credit)
Random Kingdom
05-04-2005, 19:27
Random Kingdom, the time of the end draws near. The offer of peace still rests on the table. Either you shall meet us for peace talks or we shall take action to beat you into submission.

We do this as a measure of self defense, and to respect the honour of Mondoth's victims.

Thomas Goth
Chancellor for Foriegn Affairs

Smith looked at the letter, and at the current poll. "Should RK continue the war?" 57 votes, 49 YES, 8 NO. HP is undecided. He sighed. He knew that continuing would be suicide, and yet he only had the power of one vote. He picked up his casting machine, and pressed the NO button. The poll updated. 58 votes, 49 YES, 8 NO. HP has voted NO.
But he knew that his solitary vote would not change anything. He pulled his drawer open, and took out his old Roninton sawnoff shotgun, which he had hidden from his wife all the years he was married to her. He got it back when he was in the Civil War (he was a double-agent for the NSC). But now his aim wasn't to betray for Nazis. He was going to make an influence. Maybe he could stop this war. Maybe...

"What are you doing with that gun, sweetie?" his wife crooned. Simon spun around and without noticing who it was, he shot his own wife in the head.
Roach-Busters
05-04-2005, 20:41
Anyone who contemplates war with my ally Farmina will be subjugated, enslaved, and colonized.

-Generalissimo J.L.
Random Kingdom
05-04-2005, 22:46
Anyone who contemplates war with my ally Farmina will be subjugated, enslaved, and colonized.

-Generalissimo J.L.
--Very nice. Some of us have already declared it.
Random Kingdom
06-04-2005, 00:21
The sky floor of the Carrington Building burst into flames this afternoon, and despite efforts to contain the fire all citizens on the floor at the time perished in the blaze.

Smith had killed his whole family to prevent them from seeing the body. But now he had to get out of Random Kingdom, fast, and launch his revolt. He hopped on a train and made his way to Northern Random Kingdom, and past that, into the RK colony of Geckratonia.
The Scandinvans
06-04-2005, 00:30
The emperor is ready to personally lead 1.2 million troops to your aid with 6400 tanks, 2100 Comanche’s, 1800 Black Hawks, 1000 Chinooks, and 800 F-18s to the aid of Random Kingdom.
Farmina
06-04-2005, 04:43
To Wolfish

We would like to request the prior discussed bomber commands, to remove all known power stations in RK to cripple industry.

We plan to force an end to this conflict as soon as possible.

Supreme Commander Arnold Basher
The Lightning Star
06-04-2005, 05:32
Offical Statement by the Carthaginian Government

We will send the Third Carthaginian Army(of 400,000 men) to help Farmina in it's war.

OOC: Sorry this post is shitty.
RavenStad
06-04-2005, 14:34
OOC:i can take it then i am being ignored in this, fair do's nice to be told.
The Merchant Guilds
06-04-2005, 14:44
We will be sending an undisclosed amount of troops and equipment to Farmina to help them with their righteous campaign.

-Random Guild Bureaucrat

OOC: 4 Legions (22,000 troops), Some Sword of Christ personnel and their support. I will also provide strategic bombing from my Empire or Farmina lands. I may provide an Air Legion at a later date, but I doubt you'll currently need it.

Those troops will be funnelled in via 12 'Reaver' Transports protected by 8 Hunter Killer Submarines.
Whittier-
06-04-2005, 14:53
Whittier formally slams sanctions on Random Kingdom. We don't agree with your unjustified aggression against Farmina.
Whittier-
06-04-2005, 15:04
Alliance wanknig, hmm, yes, I see to much OA, RWC, OMP etc. ENOUGH.


Celtayoshi does not wish for war, but RK is mearly defending the human rights of those people who are not granted it by their own governments. We cannot let you destroy him for that.
They are violating the soveignty of an independent nation. Farmina is not a province of Random Kingdom. Therefore, Random Kingdom cannot dictate to Farmina what it does to its own citizens or any other peoples that happen to be within its own borders.
Wolfish
06-04-2005, 15:16
ooc: RK - I'm willing to adjust to allow for counter attacks.

ic:

*74th Bomber Command, Niue Island*

“Sir the last keyhole images are in.”

“Bring them up.”

The screen flickered, and then displayed the last piece in the “Random Kingdom” puzzle.

http://www.geog.ucsb.edu/~jeff/115a/lectures/elements/susquehanna_nuclear_power_plant.jpg

“Well…well…well,” said General Samuelson – assigned to the RK campaign. “Alright – key the target areas as follows…designate Building One as the complex due east of the cooling towers…that’s where the generators are housed… and it’s the primary. On the blown up version there is a building due west – that’s the fuel processing plant…that’s the secondary target.”

“Got it,” replied the Captain.

“Good…how many targets does that make?”

“32 – which means…allowing for the variables of combat…to ensure we destroy each we’ll need 96 Tomahawks…and we’ll follow them in with a B-72 strike to bomb and photograph.”

“Good – brief the pilots.”

*16 hours later…Flight line*

“Sierra Foxtrot – requesting clearance to FL80.”

“Sierra Foxtrot – you are cleared for take-off and a quick climb to 80,000 feet.”

The pilot swung the nose of the big bomber around – lined up straight with the yellow line – and maxed the thrust.

The new Wolfish bomber – the B-71 – was modeled on the old SR-71 Blackbird. She had a bomb load of just 25,000 pounds – but could deliver the punch from 70,000 feet and at a speed of Mach 2…once freed of her deadly cargo – the bomber could accelerate to Mach 3+ and climb another 10,000 feet.

The jet engines roared to life and shot the aircraft into the sky. The pilot watched on his radar screen as another 24 B-71s departed other Wolfish bases and formed up for the flight to Random Kingdom.

Four hours ahead of the flight – five B-52Hs – each armed with 20 HyStrike missiles (ooc: next generation tomahawk…stealthy – Mach 4 – kinetic penetrator warhead – range exceeding 500 km)

The head start for the B52s would simply mean that when they got into launch position – the B71s would have caught up, and would follow the HyStrike missiles into enemy territory.

On board the lead B52 the navigator confirmed each missile had downloaded targeting details from the satellite… “Alright Ted…we’re locked.”

“Right,” replied the pilot as he flipped the transmitter switch, “Flight – this is Angel lead…operation Dragon Fly is a go. Switch to auto pilot and let your targeting computers run the sequence.”

One by one the pilots turned over control of their aircraft to the computer – and one by one the computers timed their firing sequences based on the distance to their targets.

It took a little over 12 minutes for each rotary launcher to unload the HyStrikes…and for the following B-71s to blow past the 52s, and head into enemy territory, while the older bombers turned for home – still well outside Random Kingdom air space.

“Sierra Foxtrot to flight….time to split up…keep high – keep fast. Let’s make sure we’re all at the O club later…”

With that the flight of tactical bombers split – each following a HyStrike into enemy territory – right to the targeted hydro-nuclear-coal or natural gas generating station…the HyStrikes were programmed to arrive first – striking deep into the complexes at the points that would cause the greatest amount of damage – typically hitting the buildings housing the massive generators.

The B-71s – miles behind – would track the missiles progress – photograph the results in IR and Digitally Enhanced formats – and release their own weapons if necessary to destroy the complex.

The B-71s would never slow below Mach 2…and would never fly lower than 70,000 feet. That was the key to their survival.
Whittier-
06-04-2005, 15:20
The Whittier Natural Resources Storefront is closed to Random Kingdom and all nations aiding Random Kingdom.

Those supporting Farmina get a 75% discount for the duration of hostilities.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8625794#post8625794
Random Kingdom
06-04-2005, 19:25
The far south RK power grid failed this morning as a gas power plant in the Aztec Ports region was struck down by a massive fleet of bombers. Some have been planted with trackers, but no counter-attack is planned.

The station has been completely destroyed. It is obvious that the bombers were pre-meditated and had intelligence on the plant prior to the attack.

All power plants have been assigned a skeleton staff of counter-terrorist forces to prevent insiders from gathering intel. However, it is obvious that in this case, it was an outside attack.

All stations in the Southern Delta network have been overcharged to cope with the power deficit until a permanent solution is created, however, the extra strain is greatly reducing the power stations' lifespan.
Random Kingdom
06-04-2005, 21:47
ooc: bump = 1.18x10^1020392034848297281999
Random Kingdom
07-04-2005, 00:02
ooc: fluffle, no sorry bump
The Scandinvans
07-04-2005, 00:49
We sahhl not ge involed in a lost cause so we fromally withdraw al aid from Random Kingdom and offer 10 billion USD in repartions.
Farmina
07-04-2005, 11:20
The Field Marshal looked over the reports.

"Bombing runs have begun in Random Kingdom. Defensive capacity minimal. Nation seems to have some internal disturbances."

"Very good, sir," said has adjudant, Colonel Simpson.

"Not good enough," said Jefferson, "More reinforcements are on the way with other fronts requesting peace. For now we must provoke an internal collapse in Random Kingdom."

"First, insist Wolfish maintains or increases it attack on power supply," said Jefferson, "Then tell the Grand Admiral to prepare the fighters and submarines, we shall throw our punch very soon."
Random Kingdom
07-04-2005, 15:32
Bombing has become a common sight in RK these days. People are encouraged to begin building underground.
Wolfish
07-04-2005, 17:27
“All right…take your seats,” said the Briefing Officer as he walked into the flight-ops room. “We’ve got a busy day ahead.”

The main lights flicked off as the projector lighted up the screen in the front of the room.

“Here’s today’s target. It is a power distribution grid – feeding into the capital city…”

http://www.southpolestation.com/mlpicture2.jpg

“With one generating station out…and then a hit to the grid…we estimate that Random Kingdom will have to institute rolling blackout periods nation wide to compensate.”

“This will run like the last mission – HyStrike cruise missiles launched from outside enemy airspace.

The pilots looked at one another as they began calculating the lasting effect in their heads.

“But we’re not done…our allies need a significant strike to bring an end to this conflict – so we’ll give it to them.”

“Here is your second target.”

http://1-deals.com/images/waterpower/yellowtail.jpg

“We don’t know its name – we’re calling it Noah’s Nightmare…and it’s going to be a bitch to blow…nearest estimates are that it’s 120 feet of reinforced concrete at the base…The bad news is this…we can’t use stand-off weapons. The valley is too steep and twisty. So, we’ll go in with the B1s carrying BLU-109, 2000 pound penetrator bombs.”

“The idea will be to shatter the superstructure, and allow the weight of the water to break it apart. We’ll hit it with 48 bombs in a “X” pattern.

He turned and looked at the faces of the young pilots and mission officers before him.

“Any questions?”

One hand went up. “Sir – what’s down river from the dam?”

“Good question. There are several small cities and towns downstream. Our hope is that the dam has an flood warning system, and those civilians will have a chance to get out of the way…but the truth is we don’t know…that’s not our concern. This is an enemy state and this dam is feeding power to the military that we’re fighting. Are we clear?”

The group responded as one, “YES SIR.”

“Alright…now go get them…good hunting folks.”

Three hours later the mission was well underway. The first strike team approached the proverbial line in the ocean – designated “Rainway” and called for confirmation of orders – before launching their missiles into the dark night.

“FOXTROT – ALL MISSILES AWAY.”

The first team turned and headed for home, as the second team finished re-fuelling, and dove for the wave tops – rushing towards Random Kingdom as Mach 2 – barely 75 feet above the water.

“Feet Dry,” called the lead pilot of the massive B1 bomber as he crossed over to land. “7 minutes to target.

The flight of two kept their jets low – and kept the speed on as they followed the river valley to the dam – a mere 45 seconds from the target, both pilots pulled up violently on their sticks and lobbed 48 bombs at the face of the dam.
Wolfish
07-04-2005, 17:43
ooc: Just to summerize in case you don't want to go through all my text...

Attack on Random Kingdom:

Power Distribution Facility - attacked by high-speed cruise missiles
Hydro Electric Dam - attacked by B1 bombers with 48 bombs - if dam breaks, we're concerned about flooding.
Jamum
07-04-2005, 18:08
secret ic:Message from Jamum command to Random Kingdom

Due to a matter of principle any attack within your borders is an attack on us so we will help in anyway necessary which is why we wish this message to be most secret so we may launch a surprise attack!

ooc: if you fall there will be one less front they will fight on
Celtayoshi
07-04-2005, 18:47
Celtayoshi Foreign Affairs Department

Message to Farmina Government

The Celtayoshi government is willing to reach a compromise, in return for removing its Carrier Battle Group from outside Farminian waters, Farmina will in return remove all offensive forces from Random Kingdom. Celtayoshi will sign a peace agreement on neutral soil with Farmina stating that the two nations shall not commit offensive actions against each other. We further require you to do the same with Random Kingdom, we assure you they will sign.
Random Kingdom
07-04-2005, 19:06
MAJOR EDIT: Second part changed to more realistic version.
Sorry for the godmode guys.

IC: Random Kingdom effectively plunged into anarchy today as power faliures in New Hope terminated the Core. Unfortunately, most of the project work on the Core was not saved in ROM and therefore the Core cannot operate until it is re-written, or a backup is found. The only known person with a backup is Honorary President Smith, and as he went renegade, determined to overturn the government, the chances of retrieving it intact are highly unlikely...

And now New Hope is in darkness. The main HEP powering most of the state has been destroyed, as well as a generating station directly feeding New Hope. A new honorary president, Alfa Compton, was hastily elected shortly before the attack.

... Some time later ...

Cars, vans, limos, tanks and coaches all clogged Highway E01 (South-east to the north-west, joins the E02 for Andoron in Geckratonia, but Geckratonia is now blocked off in an attempt by the natives to isolate themselves from the war) in a desperate attempt to move to the more rural NW Random Kingdom. They forked, going on separate journeys to different places, attempting to spread out and target places with more isolated and hidden power sources. One group went to the small town of Angel Springs, renowned for its self-sufficiency. It is entirely powered by a series of wind plants. Compton, having gained quite a lot of power over the group due to the anarchy situation, gathered the masses in the Town Hall and made a speech:

"I'm sorry but New Hope and the other large cities just aren't safe anymore. The bombers have been attempting to take away our civilization and soon they will attempt to take New Hope itself aswell. But now that we've moved northwest into smaller residences they'll have a harder time in crippling us. Also, we've found a secure place for the military and the ED, so we can continue our missions."
Random Kingdom
07-04-2005, 19:16
Oh yes, and the dam did have a flood warning system, but it ran off a battery and unfortunately that battery happened to malfunction, causing some villages in the south to be flooded. However, since RK didn't know whose bombers they were (the trackers somehow failed), and there is effectively no government, no action can be taken
Celtayoshi
07-04-2005, 19:18
and there is effectively no government, no action can be taken

Eh, where is your government?
Jamum
07-04-2005, 19:34
Message from Jamum command

We will begin sending power supplies immediately we will bet that the hostile forces leave our humanitarian transports well alone not wishing an international incident.

power supply’s being sent:

batteries (to residential areas)

generators (to government facilities upon request)

we will also have ready medical and food supplies in case you need them




secret ic: we will also be sending upon request:

AK-101

RPK

RPG-7OV

Dragon anti-tank

Dragunov sniper rifle

M9 9 mm Beretta Pistol

FIM-92A Stinger

M-4

AK-47

260 Five-ton Trucks (filled with explosives)

under the disguise of aid
Whittier-
08-04-2005, 00:32
power supplies, batteries, and generators are not humanitarian aid. They are dual usage items and hence open to military attack.
Farmina
08-04-2005, 08:21
Farmina while not blockading Random Kingdom reserves the right to search all ships and confiscate any material, specifically weapons, if the pre-stated ship enters Random Kingdom waters. All confiscated cargo will be paid for in full.

Richard Jefferson
Field Marshal
------


Although Farmina much appreciates the offer of the Celtayoshi government, we must decline at this point in time. We have made repeated peace offers to the government of Random Kingdom, but they have been refused outright. We shall continue our campaign until Random Kingdom promises to sit down at the negotiations in good faith.

We hope you can influence your allies to take such a course of action. In the meanwhile we insist that you desist from any plans to attack us.

Thomas Goth
Chancellor for Foreign Affairs
------


The Field Marshal sat quietly in front of the chess set. Perhaps not the most productive thing he could be doing but none the less, what he was doing. “How is our ally going?” asked Jefferson, in a quiet and calm voice.

“Ripping down the power grid,” responded Simpson, “Random Kingdom is completely crippled.”

“The enemy is never completely crippled,” responded Jefferson, “I have heard rumours of a massive exodus to the north, Geckosomeplace.”

“So do we commence the attack on the enemy fleet?” asked Simpson.

“Not yet,” responded Jefferson, “Celtayoshi talks of peace. We shall continue a policy of avoiding engagement.”

“So what will we do?” asked Simpson, “Or are we waiting for Wolfish to win the war for us.”

“I don’t like your attitude Colonel,” warned the Field Marshal, “But I suppose we should increase the pressure. Order the Grand Admiral to launch an air strike against the nearest port. We shall remove the trade infrastructure and remove all incentive to trade. Wolfish forces should continue trying to knock out every possible source of power, unless they have a better idea.”

“Very well sir,” said the Colonel.
----

With in the hour, twenty modified FA-18s were launching. Another ten launched shortly to protect the first twenty.

There were only two priorities:
Priority one, avoid the Celtayoshi fleet, engage one when attacked.
Priority two, destroy the port.

With that the fighters honed in on the port, missiles at the ready, with orders of complete obliteration.


OOC: RK I need information. Tell me about Geckratonia. Does it want independence? Also what targets are obvious even to foreigners? Military bases? Water? Industry? Natural resources?

I attack using facts.
Jamum
08-04-2005, 18:00
Message from Jamum command

We are insulted by this disruption of humanitarian aid and will use are full might to provide aid unmolested to the peoples of RK

Ooc: power sources do count as aid due to the fact that they are vital for healthy water and heating
Wolfish
08-04-2005, 18:21
The orders came down in the night – throwing the camp into a flurry of activity long before sunrise.

“General – a hydraulic line blew on one of the cargo ships – we’re bringing in one of the base’s cranes, but we’ve lost about an hour.”

“Alright – keep on top of it. I want this armada ready to sail by tomorrow night.”

“Yes Sir.”

All around the base personnel, ammunition, supplies and vehicles were being loaded onto a 24 cargo ships in the harbour…signifying that once again Wolfish was going to war – lead by the pre-positioned forces on Niue base.

Twenty kilometers off shore, BattleGroups 10 (Scorpius), 25 (Oka), and 42 (Isis) were running through battle drills while they waited for the roll-on, roll-off ships and cargo container vessels to form up.

This would be the largest deployment of Wolfish marine units since the Tuttsville war fifty years earlier.

In total, a full Marine Expeditionary Division would be dispatch to Random Kingdom. Once a beach head was established and secured, the division would be supplemented as needed.

In six days – Wolfish would engage.

ooc: Activity around the base would likely be monitored by satellites. A deployment of this size could not be hidden.
Wolfish
08-04-2005, 18:36
Message from Jamum command

We are insulted by this disruption of humanitarian aid and will use are full might to provide aid unmolested to the peoples of RK

Ooc: power sources do count as aid due to the fact that they are vital for healthy water and heating

ooc: But, as stated, they can also be used to conduct warfare. Typically in RL situations, power supplies would NOT be considered humanitarian aid. Wheat, rice, medical supplies, blankets etc.
Random Kingdom
08-04-2005, 19:03
OOC: Disregard the bottom half of the people moving out of New Hope post. It is unrealistic and just doesn't sound right. Instead, the current IC situation is that many people are leaving their homes in the southeast and heading to the northwest, to evade water-based combat and since there is still power in those regions.
Jamum
08-04-2005, 19:07
secret ic: message to Bomber command

You have the Dictators permission to crush a military build up at Wolfish

"Bomber General looked at surveillance photos and said with a grin to his com officer

"send in the SRSB Naram-Sin" http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8604139&postcount=39

payload:

384 flash countermeasures (blind pilots and confuse heat seeker missiles)
192 BGM-6 BattleAxe Cruise Missile (anti bunker)
192 BGM-6 BattleAxe Cruise Missile (anti armour)

"also stop supply shipments to RK but don't worry officer we will be back"
Random Kingdom
08-04-2005, 19:10
OOC: RK I need information. Tell me about Geckratonia. Does it want independence? Also what targets are obvious even to foreigners? Military bases? Water? Industry? Natural resources?

I attack using facts.
Geckratonia is located to the north of RK, and from now on plays no part in the war. (It is mostly independant with its own monarch, but is still tied to RK's strings somewhat, and has a feature that would be considered a godmod in war RP - its mutant gecko natives - and except from the fact that Smith, an anti-war activist, fled to Andoron, the capital, it is to stay out of this war). Smith is returning to RK after being persecuted by the natives anyway. There are no power, water or other infrastructural dependencies between the two, so no attack on a power plant in RK will affect it and no attack on a plant in it will affect RK. There is a fortress in Andoron where the king resides.

BTW, your information was flawed. Even before I decided to change the exodus to a more subtle flow, there was no movement to Geckratonia. I'm sorry if I confused, but I said that Geckratonia was sealed off from RK due to the war and GT's neutrality.
Jamum
08-04-2005, 19:13
ooc: sorry for not posting a link for the weapons here it is: http://phoenixdynamix.proboards38.com/index.cgi
Random Kingdom
08-04-2005, 19:25
Eh, where is your government?
Government? OOC: There was no real government since the PostModern version of RK was accepted as RK's tech level. The country was mostly directly run by the people, who voted on anything, and the number-cruncher and decision-maker at the other end was a network of computers named the Core. Unfortunately, a power cut to New Hope, and a defect in the Core's own generator have rendered it offline, and most of the fixes to the project and work on the AI was not stored in ROM (Don't ask me why!) so it is broken, and no-one's going back to New Hope in fear that troops are going to attempt a drop there. Therefore, there is no main government - anarchy.

Whatever happened to my operatives on the sub since the offer of peace was proposed? (and rejected, sorry about that) Were they sent back to RK, or are they still going to Farmina?
Celtayoshi
08-04-2005, 19:28
Celtayoshi State News

"Celtayoshi has declared it will be sending 750,000 peacekeepers into Random Kingdom. This figure, more than 7 times the original number, is said to be due to the increasing lack of control in Random Kingdom. Up to 1000 SAM vehicles are being shipped in, along with 25,000 tanks and other amaments. There function will be to act as law enforcers on the streets of cities, and to prevent the further destruction of key Random Kingdom infrastructure. They have orders to engage any and all enemy troops on Random Kingdom soil, as they are in violation of numerous UN and soverign laws. The Celtayoshi battle fleet will be moving in to protect the main harbour, and up to 1,000 land based fighters are to be flown in to establish arial dominance.

The timetable is a follows:

Per Week:
All aircaft by first week
250,000 men
2,500 vehicles

Will be in place. The Celtayoshi battle fleet has orders to only engage enemy forces launching land raids over Random Kingdom."
Celtayoshi
08-04-2005, 19:32
Celtayoshi Navy Submarine, location - classified

"ALL STOP"

The submarine came to a gradual halt. Around 20 miles away lay the enemy fleet. From now on the submarine would go at no more than 7 knots, no-where near detection levels. It would stay blwo the thermal layer and would go very slowly, the RK operatives had been enformed of the use of the UPDs and how the silent ship routine would work. It was expected to be at least a day before they moved into deployment position.
Wolfish
08-04-2005, 19:44
secret ic: message to Bomber command

You have the Dictators permission to crush a military build up at Wolfish

"Bomber General looked at surveillance photos and said with a grin to his com officer

"send in the SRSB Naram-Sin" http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8604139&postcount=39

payload:

384 flash countermeasures (blind pilots and confuse heat seeker missiles)
192 BGM-6 BattleAxe Cruise Missile (anti bunker)
192 BGM-6 BattleAxe Cruise Missile (anti armour)

"also stop supply shipments to RK but don't worry officer we will be back"

ooc: The deployment force is at Niue Island base. You can find a map here - www.freewebs.com/wolfish - As it says in the description - the island is a purely military base, and as such, is a virtual fortress. Also keep in mind that, in addition to the regular naval force, there are three Wolfish Battlegroups around the island.

Cheers,
W.
Huton
08-04-2005, 21:35
ooc: this is Jamum I will need to post in this acount for a few days due to unfair mods (who must die!) :mad:
Wolfish
08-04-2005, 21:41
ooc: this is Jamum I will need to post in this acount for a few days due to unfair mods (who must die!) :mad:

That's fine...the story line can carry on with Huton replacing Jamum.

However, Huton has a population of 10 million, and likely has an under-developed military. You cannot transfer Jamum military stats to another nation.

How long are you forum banned for?
Huton
08-04-2005, 21:55
That's fine...the story line can carry on with Huton replacing Jamum.

However, Huton has a population of 10 million, and likely has an under-developed military. You cannot transfer Jamum military stats to another nation.

How long are you forum banned for?

ooc: a week but I could use my other puppet who is bigger than Jamum....only problem is it's future tech so all of Jamum will be transferred
Wolfish
08-04-2005, 22:16
ooc: a week but I could use my other puppet who is bigger than Jamum....only problem is it's future tech so all of Jamum will be transferred

No.
Huton
08-04-2005, 22:28
No.

ooc: why not.....oh well suppose I will have to break my cover on a puppet who is the exact size as Jamum (there goes the world)
Farmina
09-04-2005, 11:41
"Engage," ordered the squad leader, and the fighters released their first wave of missiles onto the port.
----

Secret Communique to Wolfish

We request to know your timetable for land invasion. We shall match it.

Colonel Simpson
Random Kingdom
09-04-2005, 14:47
A movement is occuring in Random Kingdom, led by former Honorary President Smith. By now everyone knew what had happened in the apartment, but even the majority of the local police now support his cause. His mission is to end the war and talk peace with Farmina. Many pacifists have gathered around him, but most people haven't and some even plan to kill Smith, so his revolution is confined to the alleyways and the forests for now.

The city of Little Peace was today hit by a barrage of missiles, which brings home the dangers RK has brought itself into.
Farmina
09-04-2005, 15:02
Farmina will open diplomatic channels with Mr Smith. As of this time, Farmina will not recognise Mr Smith as the leader of Random Kingdom, but as a murder suspect and a highly influential member of Random Kingdom.

We shall wait for direct communication from Mr Smith.

As of Celtayoshi, Emperor Justinian requests their aid in forming a new government for Random Kingdom, as Mr Smith will not be an appropiate choice to lead the nation in the future.

By force or by word, a new way is coming.

Thomas Goth
Chancellor for Foriegn Affairs



"Peace," muttered Jefferson, "Its finally getting closer."

"Does that mean we stop the air raids and missile strikes sir?" asked his adjudant.

"Look at this note," said Jefferson handing over the most recent set of orders from the Supreme Commander, "I don't see any such order. Instead we are going to blast every possible military target off the face Random Kingdom. When we run out hit bridges. When we run out of bridges get after the train lines and ports. If these gits want peace, they better ask quickly. Tell the Wolfish our intentions. Insist they hit the targets I described."

Jefferson then picked up a rook and placed it right in front of the enemy king, watching the bishop protect it from a safe distance.
Random Kingdom
09-04-2005, 15:13
OOC: How would Smith get direct communication with Farmina? I doubt he would be able to pick up a payphone and dial Justinian... :p
Farmina
09-04-2005, 15:21
OOC: Smith would be able to get a CELL phone or the like. Something using satellites.
Frisbeeteria
09-04-2005, 15:31
ooc: this is Jamum I will need to post in this acount for a few days due to unfair mods (who must die!) :mad:
Using a puppet to evade a forumban is a deletion offense.

Making death threats against anyone is a deletion offense.

Making death threats after being warned about making death threats is pretty much a Delete-On-Sight offense.

Goodbye, Jamum and puppets.

~ Frisbeeteria ~
NationStates Forum Moderator
Bulgers
09-04-2005, 15:45
ooc: I am not Jamum but still lol!


Fris: Using a puppet to evade a forumban is a deletion offense

I have honestly never seen anything saying you can't do this

Fris: Making death threats against anyone is a deletion offense

:rolleyes: so that would mean that since this is a member of jolt someone playing a shooter typing "die die" would be banned

Fris: Making death threats after being warned about making death threats is pretty much a Delete-On-Sight offense

I did a search on Jamum a I personally believe he has done nothing wrong he has never made a threat he has never made an insult that wasn't called for

but then there is you when I did a search I found quite alot leading to you even mod's saying you are making uncalled actions

you can't arrest me I am just saying :D

oh and look now Jamum has been deleted (without him being able to speak about his actions) just when I was really getting to know him though the search
Bulgers
09-04-2005, 16:04
bump! for attention
Random Kingdom
09-04-2005, 21:15
OOC: BTW, sorry for the Jamum thing.

BUMP
Random Kingdom
10-04-2005, 00:45
ooc: bump
Random Kingdom
10-04-2005, 01:24
Another OOC:Bump... remember, I want a return to the IC RP this was before the flamewar.
Farmina
10-04-2005, 01:27
OOC: I'm waiting for Smith to contact my govt. Also I can't be bothered writing more bombing runs.
Random Kingdom
10-04-2005, 01:58
OOC: I'm waiting for Smith to contact my govt. Also I can't be bothered writing more bombing runs.
OK.

IC:
"So you think that you can end this war by using a cellphone?"

"Yes. The Farminan Government have requested that I contact them."

"I thought you were crazy all along. But now you're insane. And a murderer to boot."

"Shut up - hello, is that Minister Goth? About the war..."

Meanwhile...

"Black?"

"Yes? Who is it?"

"You know who it is. Remember me?"

"Ah yes? How's the submarine?"

"I'm getting used to it. How is Random Kingdom?"

"Terrible. I'm operating out of a cramped shed in the back garden of a cape cod house. And New Hope has fallen."

"WHAT?"

"Yes. Most people have left the place. It's lost its capital status to boot."

"Where is it now? The capital, I mean?"

"Undetermined."

"Well, I'd best leave you to contemplate your shed. Over and out."
Farmina
10-04-2005, 02:15
“Mr Smith,” said the Farminan at Foreign Affairs, “I’m afraid Chancellor Goth is negotiating with other persons at the moment. We are tracking your location as we speak. I’d like your permission to send a chopper to your location and bring you to us. If this is your wish, please inform your Celt friends not to shoot it down.”

Then there was a pause as the Lesser Chancellor waited for a response.
Random Kingdom
10-04-2005, 12:38
"I'm afraid that I have no link with Celtayoshi, so the helicopter will probably have to come from our side."
Farmina
10-04-2005, 13:11
"Very well," said the voice at the other end of the line, "Land on FSS Leviticus, the Armada's flagship."
Random Kingdom
10-04-2005, 19:01
"Very well. I'm in the area above New Hope right now, and the coast is far south of here... I'll be over in a few hours."
Random Kingdom
10-04-2005, 22:31
OOC: bumpae
Farmina
11-04-2005, 10:15
"Goodbye," and with that the conversation finished.

Aboard the FSS Leviticus, the wait began, with the sound of Farminan jets flying over Random Kingdom scouting the land and hunting the enemy.
Wolfish
11-04-2005, 15:48
The Wolfish taskforce drew within 300 km of RK during the night…it’s three carrier battlegroups formed a triangle of protection around the armada of assault ships, cargo vessels and, in the very centre, the command ship housing Admiral Seaton and his command staff.

The Admiral entered the Combat Command Centre, the watch officers snapped to attention as the Chief called, “Admiral in the CCC”.

“As you were…report.”

“Admiral – we are now within 300 km of Random Kingdom. Combat air patrols have been doubled per your orders. Each carrier has 8 fighters aloft, and 4 jets in Alert 1 positions on the decks. ASW missions are continuing…with no current contact being tracked.”

“Very well…what’s the status of the Storm Troops?” he asked, referring to those that would be first across the breech.”

“The Marine Expeditionary teams are in good shape. They’ve completed a third round of training with the launch vehicles, and have been issued their combat packs.”

“Excellent. In one hour we’ll begin shore bombardments. I’m going to grab some breakfast…call me ten minutes before the start.”

“Aye Sir.”

As the Admiral left the control room orders were being relayed to all the ships in the fleet… “General Quarters…prepare for Operation White Squall.”
Random Kingdom
11-04-2005, 17:07
RK has launched its small fleet of 5 unmanned fighters in the south to delay the attacks. Either that, or they'll make excellent cannon fodder.
Momanguise
11-04-2005, 18:16
ooc: Friends, comrades, citizens, I would like to make a somewhat out of my normal quality of rp'ing standards.

I am genuinely interested in this war, I have my reasons for wanting to defend RK. However over the last week I have had no time for posting my forces arriving in RK, thanks to that ugly beast that we know as RL. To put it bluntly, I've ended up looking after a Polish girl for a week (I now have no money :( ) so I have had no time to type up a proper post detailing the arrival of the forces that I committed to this war a few pages back, so could we assume that they have arrived? It would mean a lot to me.
Wolfish
11-04-2005, 18:35
ooc: Friends, comrades, citizens, I would like to make a somewhat out of my normal quality of rp'ing standards.

I am genuinely interested in this war, I have my reasons for wanting to defend RK. However over the last week I have had no time for posting my forces arriving in RK, thanks to that ugly beast that we know as RL. To put it bluntly, I've ended up looking after a Polish girl for a week (I now have no money :( ) so I have had no time to type up a proper post detailing the arrival of the forces that I committed to this war a few pages back, so could we assume that they have arrived? It would mean a lot to me.

ooc:
I'm fine with that - provided they are "just arriving" and not "dug in" - I'd like to have a nice land battle with you - but I'm counting on getting ashore without too much fighting (given the current state of RK).
Wolfish
11-04-2005, 18:38
*On the bridge of the Frigate Donsland, south of RK*

“Sir…I have intermittent radar hits…possibly four or five inbound targets…but I can’t get a good lock.”

Captain Hayes walked over to the radar station and checked the screen, “Increase your gain on the lower bands…hmmm. Alright – notify Fleet Ops…get the Combat Air Patrols to vector in…we may have a threat.”

“Aye Captain.”

*Combat Air Patrol (CAP) Bravo flight*

“Jackpot…this is Flight Ops…come to course 001…possible inbound threat.”

“Copy Ops. Bravo Flight coming to 001.”

The flight of four F-35s made a sweeping turn to the north, and increase speed towards the intercept point.

High above the CSA surveillance plane also turned its high-powered radar to the open expanse of ocean between the fleet and RK…relaying their contacts directly to the CAPs.

“SHIT…BLACKJACK,” called Jackpot as his screen suddenly identified five distinct targets… “Fleet – we have five inbound fighters. Moving to engage…”

The flight jacked up the speed another notch and armed their air-to-air weapons – but even before they could get a lock with their AMRAAMs the enemy jets fired.

“INBOUND-INBOUND…VAMPIRE INBOUND ON DONSLAND,” called Jackpot as he loosed to missiles.

The first enemy jet disappeared into a puff of smoke as the high-explosive detonated off the starboard wing.

“No chute...that’s a kill.”

The other F-35s broke off and zoned on the other fighters – as they to fired on the Wolfish fleet.

Within seconds it was over. Five enemy fighters were splashed, but a column of smoke rising on the horizon demonstrated that Wolfish had not escaped unscathed.

The Frigate Donsland had taken two hits – one directly into the superstructure, killing Captain Hayes and his bridge officers. The second struck a glancing blow at the waterline, ripping open the exterior hull, and flooding two compartments.

http://www.navsource.org/archives/06/0602107413.jpg

The Donsland would live to fight another day – but not in this fight.

As the CAP took to its carrier, and the next flight was launched, high overhead the sound of Wolfish bombers could be heard – as they moved towards shore to begin clearing the landing area.

The bombings would take on special meaning now that “first blood” had been drawn.

Fifteen minutes later, 20 B1s, 15 B2s and a full 40 B-52s dropped tens-of-thousands of pounds of bombs onto a 40 square kilometer area – clearing a path for tomorrows invasion.
Momanguise
11-04-2005, 18:50
ooc:
I'm fine with that - provided they are "just arriving" and not "dug in" - I'd like to have a nice land battle with you - but I'm counting on getting ashore without too much fighting (given the current state of RK).

ooc: That's fine by me. I'll wait for RK to reply to your invasion then I'll sally forth and such like.
Random Kingdom
11-04-2005, 19:35
OOC: Wolfish: isn't posting enemy losses godmoding? (Yes, I know, I did post USN losses in the god-awful USN war, so I can't talk). Who cares, if it is, I expected all five fighters to be sunk anyway.
Wolfish
11-04-2005, 19:39
OOC: Wolfish: isn't posting enemy losses godmoding? (Yes, I know, I did post USN losses in the god-awful USN war, so I can't talk). Who cares, if it is, I expected all five fighters to be sunk anyway.

ooc: You're absolutely right - shouldn't have done that - but from your "attack" post - I figured you were using the fighters as a sort of "fire-and-forget" weapon. My bad. Though, in consolation, I gave you a full sinking of a warship...which in NS terms (generally) costs many more fighters.
Random Kingdom
11-04-2005, 19:42
Most people have left Southern RK but some still remain, and are attempting to put up makeshift defenses. However, these will probably be little use. The main problem for the invaders will be the infantry posted around the coast. However again, it's only a skeleton staff, so invasion of RK is a relatively easy task.

OOC: I've discovered the online game Particracy (like NationStates on a smaller scale - you control a political party) through a post in General so I probably won't update very often.
Random Kingdom
11-04-2005, 22:15
ooc:bump
Random Kingdom
11-04-2005, 22:17
ooc: You're absolutely right - shouldn't have done that - but from your "attack" post - I figured you were using the fighters as a sort of "fire-and-forget" weapon. My bad. Though, in consolation, I gave you a full sinking of a warship...which in NS terms (generally) costs many more fighters.
That's OK. They were described as unmanned by the storefront, so I assumed that that meant remote-controlled.
Farmina
12-04-2005, 07:36
OOC: I'll just assume Smith's arrival.

IC: "Ah, greetings Mr Smith," said the short man in a blue suit, "I am Lesser Chancellor Walker. Just this way if you will."

The Field Marshal looked over to the Grand Admiral, with negotiations came war.

"All stations go," said the Grand Admiral, as the fleet turned and headed towards land, towards the south east coast.
Wolfish
12-04-2005, 15:23
ooc: got a bit carried away with pictures…but damn they fit the story so well.

*100 km of the southern coast of Random Kingdom*

The sound of the bombing of the LZ had ended moments before…an entire air wing of Wolfish bombers had laid waste to a 20 square km area of beach and inland areas – clearing a path for the assault.

The Surge Troops were ready – loaded with full combat packs into AAAVs, LCAVs and various helicopters on the decks of the nine WASP-class amphibious assault ships.

http://members.cox.net/stengel/navy/xmarines2.jpg

On the bridge of the Command ship, the Admiral watched through is binoculars the activity on the decks of his warships.

“Status Mr. Henson,” he called to his XO.

“Sir – troops are in position…forward naval elements are in place.”

“Very good. Signal the fleet – operation “Scourge” is a go.”

“Aye Aye Admiral.”

Moments after the Admiral gave the order, the Nimitz-class carriers activated the unmanned air vehicles cameras – and began beaming targeting coordinates back to the CIC.

Strike aircraft from each massive ship launched – loaded with guided missiles and bombs – guarded by air superiority fighters – and supplemented by a barrage from 4 Wolfish battleships that had moved closers to shore during the night.

http://web.umr.edu/~rogersda/military_service/USS%20Iowa-bow%20aerial%20view%20firing%203%2016-inch%20guns.jpg

The sudden explosions could be heard far out to sea…the effect on shore must have been devastating, thought the Admiral.

As he watched the first elements of the landing force – the LCAVs and AAAVs leave the well decks of the WASPs.

The decks of the ships quickly cleared of Cobra attack helos and the troops carriers that would fill the beaches with Wolfish Surge Troops.

As the smaller landing craft made their way towards shore – three AEGIS equipped frigates moved closer as well – providing essential air coverage in case of RK counter attack.

Hours would pass before everyone was on shore – hours more before they could even be considered secure in the LZ…but the Admiral knew he was sending the best Wolfish had to offer to this troubled land.
Wolfish
12-04-2005, 15:50
ooc: RK - do you have a map? If not, I could pull a basic one together for you.

W.
Random Kingdom
12-04-2005, 16:37
ooc: RK - do you have a map? If not, I could pull a basic one together for you.

W.
No (I don't have a map), and there is a map project ongoing in the Golden Hills so RK has a distinct shape. If I had webspace (does anyone know any good under-16 image hosting services? If I knew one I would draw up a map)
Wolfish
12-04-2005, 17:25
No (I don't have a map), and there is a map project ongoing in the Golden Hills so RK has a distinct shape. If I had webspace (does anyone know any good under-16 image hosting services? If I knew one I would draw up a map)

I could post it for you on the Wolfish website...I'd use a new page and just say "currently at war with..." or something like that. It'd work until you get a site.
Random Kingdom
12-04-2005, 20:30
I could post it for you on the Wolfish website...I'd use a new page and just say "currently at war with..." or something like that. It'd work until you get a site.
I'll draw a basic map up. It won't comply with the Map Project, however, as someone else is doing it and I don't have access to a map.
Wolfish
13-04-2005, 01:24
I'll draw a basic map up. It won't comply with the Map Project, however, as someone else is doing it and I don't have access to a map.

Cool - as long as we have something we can use for this RP.
Miniferg
13-04-2005, 01:42
Miniferg is currently participating in the Hogsweatian embargo against Farmina. Due to concerns nearer to our soil, we shall stay out of this war for now. However, we believe the current Farminan government must go. Therefore, we offer Random Kingdom 250 Million USD worth of free Military equipment from our storefront. Any additional purchase after that will be gladly accepted.

OOC. Link to the storefront: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=392334&highlight=miniferg
Farmina
13-04-2005, 04:37
"Now Mr Smith," said the Lesser Chancellor, "We have only one offer for you. First you will help us set up a new elected government for Random Kingdom which will then pass a constitution to legitimise itself and then pass the ceasefire into law. After this you will be tried for murder."

"Sign here to accept."


Meanwhile the Farminan fleet continued on its path to land.
Celtayoshi
13-04-2005, 17:28
OOC: I am still here :) Just quite busy, I will post properly on saturday
Wolfish
14-04-2005, 17:56
*Wolfish Sea Knight Helo off the coast of RK*

The 15 Surge troops were crammed into the cargo hold of the giant assault helicopter as the pilot worked to keep the craft at a steady height of 20 feet.

On either side, and slightly ahead of the transport – 2 SuperCobra Attack ‘copters providing escort – their Hellfire pods poised, and the 20mm chain gun moving in time with the gunners head motion.

“Command – this is SK-Delta Five…we’re feet dry,” called the navigator as the helicopter crossed the beach.”

“Copy Delta Five – feet dry. Proceed to the LZ.”

“Roger that.”

The slate-gray helo moved inland at its maximum speed of 145 knots – briefly flaring at its designated spot 15 km from the beach – before the combat troops threw themselves out of the craft and into the long grass.

Close behind, the 3 Sea Dragon helos – carrying 2 TOWED missile equipped HMMWVs, and another Command HMMWV.

The Staff Sergeant waited for the helicopters to clear the area, and keyed his microphone…

“Selkirk 1 this is Magpie…LZ security…Observation Point Whiskey established. Over.”

“Copy Magpie.”

He flipped off the switch and turned to his squad. “All right boys and girls – lets get this site set up. Peters…take your vehicle up to that ridge line – Bangs…you’ll head 1500 meters east and watch the approach lines.

The rest of you – I want fire teams in a perimeter 200 meters out. Remember – claymores are your best friend…now go.”

The squad split up – following the Sergeant’s orders to the letter.

A set of orders that were duplicated at all six Wolfish forward observation posts in Random Kingdom.

But the activity on the beach hadn’t stopped – the LCACs and AAAVs were hauling troops, supplies and vehicles to the secured beach head, while helicopters continued deploying forward teams further inland.

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ship/lcac33.jpg

The goal was to have a full mechanized and a full infantry battalion on shore within 24 hours – including an engineering company that would build a pier suitable for unloading more vehicles by crane in the shallow waters.
Random Kingdom
14-04-2005, 22:07
"Now Mr Smith," said the Lesser Chancellor, "We have only one offer for you. First you will help us set up a new elected government for Random Kingdom which will then pass a constitution to legitimise itself and then pass the ceasefire into law. After this you will be tried for murder."

"Sign here to accept."


Meanwhile the Farminan fleet continued on its path to land.

"There is no need for a trial. I take all responsibility. I killed my wife, my daughter, and 4 others. I am guilty. But I will state that I killed my wife by accident. I intentionally firebombed the building, yes. I will sign."
Farmina
15-04-2005, 09:50
"There is no need for a trial. I take all responsibility. I killed my wife, my daughter, and 4 others. I am guilty. But I will state that I killed my wife by accident. I intentionally firebombed the building, yes. I will sign."

"Here's a pen," said the Lesser Chancellor, "Don't worry about the detail. It basically says you call upon all nations to aid instead of abett Farmina, Wolfish and the remaining Random Kingdom loyalists to aid in the establishment of a proportionally elected council. All nations resisting efforts for new elections will be considered enemies of Random Kingdom, and all persons in Random Kingdom who resist will be traitors. You are also required to make a few big announcements supporting the new elections and constitution. Any questions?"
Celtayoshi
15-04-2005, 21:06
Office of the Premier

Message to Farmina, Wolfish and Random Kingdom

Celtayoshi will be withdrawing any offensive operations against Farminian troops, we wish to work with Farmina to ensure the stablity of Random Kingdom. To that end we propose the following terms for the setup of a democratic Random Kingdom government:

Article 1 - Government

Random Kingdom shall surrender its government officials to Farminian forces and elections shall be set for four weeks after the signing of this document. Further elections will then be held 3 months from that date, and every 5 years thereafter. The Random Kingdom governemnt shall consist of the office of President, the vice president, and a cabinet. A parliament of 325 seats will be elected.

Article 2 - Law and Order

A peacekeeping force of Celtayoshian, Farminian and Wolfish troops will provide th basis of Random Kingdoms self defence for the next 10 years. Celtayoshi will donate 250,000 troops and 1,500 aircraft and 2,500 vehicles to this task. They will from a military patrol on the streets as well as the self defence. After 10 years there will be a gradual phase out of troops, and a training program of Random Kingdom forces. Random Kingdom will not have an army of more than 500,000 men and no airforce, only a border patrol navy (which can include Naval Aircraft.) The Random Kingdom police force will stay. After the ten years each of the three peacekeeping nations may keep one base on the RK land.

Article 3 - The Rebuilding of Random Kingdom

Celtayoshi will donate 3 trillion CYSC to the rebuilding of RK, including 100BN to Farmina and Wolfish each to help end the war on favourable terms.

We request that all hostile conflicts end now to ensure no more loss of life. Celtayoshi is willing to host a negotation session to end the war speedily.


Random Kingdom

Celtayoshi has called of your special forces operation, they will be returned shortly.
Random Kingdom
16-04-2005, 00:46
The operatives are to be terminated.

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The war is to be stopped - all of RK has either emigrated, surrendered, committed suicide or is planning to do one of the above. Many people have decided to burn their homes to the ground, and deliberately ruining the environment in a desperate effort to stop Farmina from cashing in on its win.

A nuclear missile untouched for years sits in its silo. Its target is New Hope. The end of an era. The fall of Random Kingdom.

RK is now a barren wasteland, most traces of life removed, and only a small group of people pledging allegiance to Farmina and a handful of shacks remain. It is to be annexed by Farmina and a new government created.

Its colonies are also to be reclaimed (the natives of the colony of Geckratonia are to be wiped out) by the new RK/Farmina government. RK is to pull out of all alliances, to leave the UN and be replaced within a few weeks.

Unfortunately, most of the Yggdrassil technology records have been blanked or removed, but some more potent data has miraculously evaded deletion.
Farmina
16-04-2005, 01:32
OOC: RK, are you leaving completely? I thought you would at least see what we did to your country.
IC:

To the Premier of Celtayoshi

We cannot accept your terms regarding the formation of the new government. Our own model was a single, proportionally elected council, to support a strong multiparty system, which would appoint a prime minister and cabinet. As a compromise we shall offer another layer on our proposal, a directly elected president, who shall be head of state, but not of government. He shall be able to veto legislation and conduct ceremonial duties. We also require that all voting systems to include preferential voting to make it fair on third parties. We would also like a larger parliament than the one you prescribe, 1000 members in all.

From Emperor Justinian
Wolfish
16-04-2005, 14:37
Unfortunately, most of the Yggdrassil technology records have been blanked or removed, but some more potent data has miraculously evaded deletion.

As the landings continued – augmented by the creation of a floating dock system, which allowed the RO/RO ships unload the heavier equipment like M1A1 battle tanks, and the MLRS…

But the intelligence officer didn’t even notice.

He sat silently on the beach, a small upturned ammo bin serving as his seat.

He scrolled his eyes across the map…muttering softly to himself, “where,where,where,where is it.”

Reports – rumours really – had reached the National Security Service (NSS) over the past weeks – rumours of amazing technology that would revolutionize Wolfish and its military.

Finally he decided on a course of action. He picked up his phone… “General – it’s Mr. Kain…yes…yes I have your orders now. I want 20 platoon-sized teams…including an engineering and demolition expert – and an Intelligence officer. Each team will be given a set of coordinates – sites likely to house…material of interest to the NSS.”

He hung up the phone and checked the map again…so many possible sites…but they’d get it…they had to.
Wolfish
16-04-2005, 14:40
Message to Various Forces operating in Random Kingdom...

Be advised, in spite of recent reports, Wolfish forces continue to face heavy opposition.

We feel it is inappropriate to discuss democratic reforms while major opposition remains.

We are conducting operations to root out insurgents.

END>
Celtayoshi
16-04-2005, 14:40
The operatives have been offered a Celtayoshian passport.
Random Kingdom
16-04-2005, 21:19
OOC: RK, are you leaving completely? I thought you would at least see what we did to your country.
IC:
OOC: No, I'm not leaving NationStates, but I may stop operating under Random Kingdom. For now, RK will RP any rebellions that take place.
Farmina
17-04-2005, 00:15
Many of you will be aware that Farmina and its ally Wolfish have defeated the corrupt government of Random Kingdom. We may enjoy the day, but we must prepare for tomorrow.

Random Kingdom's former ally, Celtayoshi has pledged to join Farmina in rebuilding the Random Kingdom government, and requests have also been put out for Mormanguise aid.

The current program suggests that the freedom coalition shall have complete control of Random Kingdom within four weeks. It is also the intention of the freedom coalition to hold the elections within three months.

For now, Field Marshal Jefferson will be governor of Random Kingdom and Lesser Chancellor Walker shall be the Farminan head of the electoral commission.

Emperor Justinian
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On the far side of the world, Farminan troop ships hit land in their thousands to support the new era in Random Kingdom.

Jefferson was sat in his office on the flag ship. “Governor, well I never. This will certainly improve the resume.”

“Very good sir,” said his adjutant, “What if our allies decide to quibble.”

“Then we shall adjust,” said Jefferson, “Isn’t that right Colonel?”

“You’re the governor,” responded the adjutant, “Would you like to make your first laws?”

“I suppose I shall,” said Jefferson, “First, there shall be a curfew between sunrise and sunset. Anyone violation the curfew without military permission will be shot on site. Second, continued resistance is treason against the free people of Random Kingdom. Treason carries the maximum penalty. Third…”

“Excuse me sir, but wouldn’t they be prisoners of war,” asked Colonel Simpson.

“No Colonel, the war is over,” said Jefferson, “This laws of war no longer matter.”

“I don’t believe the document Mr Smith signed was a treaty,” said Simpson.
“True,” said Jefferson, “But I am the law know, and I shall sign a treaty as soon as the Emperor has drafted it. Of course we shall make sure all the freedom coalition sign it, otherwise it carries no legitimacy.”

OOC: I think we should of aware of RK's new thread. I assume that all military combat will continue here, and politics goes there, I put this post in both threads

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=412845