Einhauser
28-03-2005, 22:04
A few days ago, a gentlemen in a loincloth came into one of our offices and asked to speak to me. I met with him, and it turns out his name is Dr. I.M. Pharaoh, and he had come up with a revelutionary new diet plan for the people of the world. Well, I wont distract you any longer, enjoy reading about the AE diet!
--Jason Green,
CEO, Einhauser
The AE (short of Ancient Eqyptian) diet is really rather simple. In fact, its so simple, that you could almost do it in your sleep! All you have to do is to come to Dr. I.M. Pharaoh, and he'll take care of the rest! Billy-Joe Johnson is a very satisfied customer; he lost 167lbs with the AE diet! He can be seen posing with the good doctor in this (http://img166.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img166&image=drimpharaoh1vc.jpg) photo (note, Mr. Johnson is the one on your right). Sign up now for the patented AE diet!
(Edit: no, this isnt a serious thread. I was just bored and wanted something to do.)
--Jason Green,
CEO, Einhauser
The AE (short of Ancient Eqyptian) diet is really rather simple. In fact, its so simple, that you could almost do it in your sleep! All you have to do is to come to Dr. I.M. Pharaoh, and he'll take care of the rest! Billy-Joe Johnson is a very satisfied customer; he lost 167lbs with the AE diet! He can be seen posing with the good doctor in this (http://img166.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img166&image=drimpharaoh1vc.jpg) photo (note, Mr. Johnson is the one on your right). Sign up now for the patented AE diet!
(Edit: no, this isnt a serious thread. I was just bored and wanted something to do.)