NationStates Jolt Archive

RB City, the Pest Control Company of Roach-Busters

Today, Generalissimo J.L.- as always, garbed in his military attire, wielding his scimitar, and riding his white stallion- unveiled the newly built World Anti-Communist Museum in RB City to a crowd estimated to number over 100,000. Shooban slaves had spent many laborious, exhaustive, strenuous, rigorous, back-breaking, agonizing years building the museum, which was built to honor the cause of anti-communism. More than 7,051 Shoobans died during construction (excluding the ones J.L. killed when he was bored), not that anyone cares about that. In front of the museum is a statue of one of the Generalissimo's greatest heroes, Senator Joseph Raymond McCarthy. The museum, which is over four stories tall and more than twice the size of a large university, has hundreds of exhibits dedicated to some of history's premier anti-communists, such as:

Joe McCarthy
Martin Dies
Robert Taft
Ludwig von Mises
Douglas MacArthur
George Patton
Robert Welch
Fulgencio Batista
Anastasio Somoza Garcia
Luis Somoza Debayle
Anastasio Somoza Debayle
Augusto Pinochet
Alfredo Stroessner
Francisco Franco
Antonio de Oliveira Salazar
Draza Mihailovich
George Papadopoulos
Ian Smith
Moise Tshombe
Jonas Savimbi
King Faisal
Shah Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
Nguyen Cao Ky
Nguyen Van Thieu
Boun Oum
Vang Pao
Lon Nol
Ferdinand Marcos
Chiang Kai-shek
Syngman Rhee
Robert Menzies

in addition to hundreds of others. However, some anti-communists are not honored (including Mussolini and Hitler, who J.L. hates, and who were not true anti-communists, but rather thugs who exploited their countries' anti-communism for their own gain), and socialists like Orwell.

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OOC: Has it been opened yet and was this just an announcement or it's open?

Could a delegation from the EOL visit such a museum to honor the gratitude it has for anti-communists?

OOC: Has it been opened yet and was this just an announcement or it's open?

Could a delegation from the EOL visit such a museum to honor the gratitude it has for anti-communists?

(OOC: It's been opened.)

Tickets are normally $10 for adults, $5 for children, and $7 for seniors, but for delegates, it's free of charge. Please come and visit.

-Generalissimo J.L.

(OOC: It's been opened.)

Tickets are normally $10 for adults, $5 for children, and $7 for seniors, but for delegates, it's free of charge. Please come and visit.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Excellent! The Layartebian delegation will arrive within the next 96 hours via C-21A Learjet. We thank your allowance very much.

Pic of the museum (http://www.geocities.com/mr_whud/World_Anti-Communist_Museum.JPG)

Excellent! The Layartebian delegation will arrive within the next 96 hours via C-21A Learjet. We thank your allowance very much.

It is a pleasure. If you would like, you may also stay at the Grand as Gold Hotel (http://www.geocities.com/mr_whud/GrandAsGoldHotel.JPG) for up to seven days, free of charge.

-Generalissimo J.L.

It is a pleasure. If you would like, you may also stay at the Grand as Gold Hotel (http://www.geocities.com/mr_whud/GrandAsGoldHotel.JPG) for up to seven days, free of charge.

-Generalissimo J.L.

We shall take up on that offer though not for seven days, we would not want to cause a stir in your budget.

OOC: Could there be like a pro-communist at the museum when we come, maybe he gets into a fight with one of my delegates?

The Kingdom of Malkyer would like to send a delegation to the Museum, in order to show our gratitude.

(OOC: Layaterb, that would be fine.)

IC:

Of course. We would be delighted to have a delegation from Malkyer visit our museum.

-Generalissimo J.L.

OOC: Schweet. I'm just going to fastforward my thing for the moment, if that's alright?

The C-21A Learjet touched down gracefully. Inside the cabin were nine people. One was the delegate, the other two his aides, two were guards for the plane, and the last four, all bodyguards. In total there were five men and two women, the delegate and an aide being a woman. All of them had the utmost respect for the quests of such anti-communists as would be displayed in this museum, all of home were heroes to the human race, albeit they were usually not seen that way.

They would travel by a small motorcade consisting of a single limo and a chase car to the museum. Invited to the Grand as Gold Hotel, the delegation would stay for a total of three days before returning back to the Empire of Layarteb. During that time, the C-21A would be sitting in a hangar at the airport, guarded by two men, both armed and from the Empire of Layarteb. The pilot and co-pilot would joined the delegation in the hotel but not at the museum. They did not wish to visit it, despite their love for the anti-communist movements.

The plane carrying the Malkyeri delegation slowly began the descent into Roach-Busters. Onboard the plane were Foreign Minister Davis Hanson, an aide of his, and five bodyguards, all former SEALs. The delegation left the plane, and headed to the Museum.

Upon their arrival, Hanson paused outside to admire the statue of McCarthy. History has been unfair to this man, he thought.

Generalissimo J.L. saluted the delegates as they arrived at the museum. "Welcome, my friends," he said affably.

Official Imperial Response

We have a number of items we can donate to the mueseum, such as the charred hulks of destroyed Halladi tanks, or captured Hogsweaten uniforms and weapons. We also have a number of documenteries we would allow to be shown at the theatre in addition to hundreds of hours of footage of communists being executed.

Official Imperial Response

We have a number of items we can donate to the mueseum, such as the charred hulks of destroyed Halladi tanks, or captured Hogsweaten uniforms and weapons. We also have a number of documenteries we would allow to be shown at the theatre in addition to hundreds of hours of footage of communists being executed.

We would be delighted to accept them. Thank you very much! Speaking of which, we are constructing a Helldawg V Memorial as we speak, in addition to memorials of Shah Khosru III, Antonius I, Bhalk, and other close friends of J.L.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Generalissimo J.L. saluted the delegates as they arrived at the museum. "Welcome, my friends," he said affably.

Hanson waved at J.L. and was about to say hello when his phone chirped. "Excuse me, sir." He listened to the message, which was a simple one:

"Get out of there. Now." Hanson arched an eyebrow, and looked at J.L.

"I am terribly sorry, but it seems something has come up. If you'll excuse me, I will deal with it as soon as possible, and then I can get back and enjoy this wonderful museum." With that, the delegation turned to go.

The Shah would be honored to see this wonderful construction to the spirit of brave men and women who fought against the cancer of Communism.

-Shah Khosru III

The Shah would be honored to see this wonderful construction to the spirit of brave men and women who fought against the cancer of Communism.

-Shah Khosru III

I would be deeply honored if you graced us with your presence here, my dear friend.

-Generalissimo J.L.