NationStates Jolt Archive


Problems in the Tiny Free Land of Bashan!

Bashan
28-03-2005, 01:21
A Collection of News Reports,

but first,

A little background:

Bashan is on the brink of political turmoil caused by economic problems, Kilroy's radical writings, and Nikolai Demodov's alleged close ties with the Mannerheims of Sevaris. [A few of the many burning questions on the people's minds] Has Nikolai's ideology changed? Are the Mannerheims forcing these actions behind the scenes? What is Kilroy's Problem? Will "capitalism work" or is this an elaborate government plot to exploit the proletariot?
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News Broadcast on heard on the Bashan State Radio Corporation (WBRC): Tensions flared in the Senate today as the Elected Viceroy took a more moderate stance. Once a radical left wing idealist, Viceroy Demodov now is taking a more pragmatic approach to the present economic situation. Yesterday, the government passed a bill that promises the beginnings of a Capitalist economy, revitalizing the private sector. Some say the changes in policy are heavily influenced by the Viceroy’s present dealings with Kaiser Mannerheim of Sevaris. Others say because the economy was on the verge of collapse these actions were immanent. The question is: were these the right steps?

In other news, the issue of voting has been brought up again this month. The question is: should it be required? In Bashan, the right to vote has always been held sacred, but has it been taken a step too far? Some say it prevents extreme right-wingers from taking control, but can you force democracy on the unwilling?

This is Linn McGregor, signing off.
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Kilroy’s Column in the radical Bashan Weaver (Essay the Third, The Kaiser's Long Arm and the Viceroy's thin neck): Faithful Readers! Do my ears deceive me? Do my eyes not deceive me? My tongue utters vile words as we are plunged into the valley of shadow. The foundations of oppression are laid with every brick, every drop of mortar placed in the “revitalized” private sector. Do you not see what I see? Do you not hear what I hear? This is the dreadful din of Capitalism’s corruption!

You, members of the proletariat! Do you not remember when the wealthy lived in decadence as you toiled in our fields for the good of the economy? Slaved in the sweatshops for the good of the economy? I ask, I inquire what good has the economy done for you?

The consumerist, capitalist dogs growl and tear at our hands and feet. They feared our equality. They fear their own proletariats. They fear their proletariats will transcend to the top and knock the pillars of oppression and capitalism down, to bring about an age of social justice and equality.

The place I once called home corrupts our people. They speak of money. They speak of decadence. They speak of science. I lived in their land. I know of their money. I know of their decadence. I know of their science. I was there. But now I am here! The money belongs to the wealthy few and the house of Mannerheim. They live in decadence, lavishing every Euro of the proletariat on pseudo-sciences to track down and to replace its hard-working people.

Now the Viceroy seeks the same, or perhaps the Kaiser and Kaiserine are forcing these action. He has adopted the same cloning program. Sevarian Scientists have been seen across the country visiting the universities and research centers. I have been arrested for “abusing the freedom of speech,” when there is no law that prevents me from speaking my mind. And now the corruption from my homeland spreads and blights the once Democratic Socialist, Free Land of Bashan. We must purge our land of capitalism. Do not vote Demodov in the next election!

~ Gene Kilroy/Correspondent
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Excerpt of a Report from the Bashan Daily Bull Business Section: The economy looks promising after action was taken by the Viceroy, backed by the senate to revitalize the private sector and allow for a more capitalist economy.
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Later that week on BNBC Television News Station: Outspoken radical, hated by foreign aristocracy Eugene Kilroy has announced his decision to run for Viceroy. The BSBC’s latest polls show that he is at 29%, representing the recently formed Neo-Socialist Party; Nikolai Demodov is at 38% for the Liberal Democratic Socialists; Ahab Gulevich at 16% for the Democratic Republicans, and Sergei Ivanov trailing shortly behind at 14% also for the D-R. 3% selected Other/Unsure. Apparenty Kilroy is gaining support here in Bashan as well as foreign proletariats.

OOC: Foreign Dignitaries, feel free to RP your support of the candidates for the election, show support for the Kaiser, bash the Kaiserine, or attack Kilroy. Or just RP what’s happening in your country based on the developments in the tiny, but growing Free Land of Bashan. :confused:

Check out more of Kilroy and Demodov here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=407681
Red Tide2
28-03-2005, 02:04
Red Tides Capitol City Ariga, Supreme Commanders Palace

The Supreme Commander looked over at his ministers and their aids. He took a deep breath and began. "Gentlemen, the Tech-Com Corporation is urging us to throw our support behind the Bashan captilist reformer, Nikolai Demodov. This is do to the fact that if Bashan becomes capitilist they will be able to set up buisnesses there, then we will be able to recieve our regular cut of the profits. But I also did a little research, and discovered that we could potentially plunge the country into civil war by doing this. And where there is civil war, the HOA will follow it."

Official Statement From Red Tide Goverment
"WE fully support Nikolai Demodov in his election campaign."

At the same time the message was released, the Tech-Com Corporation wired several million dollars to Nikolai for use in his election campaign.

OOC:The HOA(Short for Heart of Armaggeddon), sometimes known as the Red Tide Mafia, is the runners of Red Tides Black Market. Illegal weapons, drugs, and other contraband in Red Tide MUST go threw their hands. They also have a tendency to set up shop in a area which is full of strife and start selling weapons to everyone. They operate in dozens of warzones selling weapons and blackmailing locals. They have cut deals with the Supreme Commmander and his ministers which has helped them monopolize Red Tides Black Market.
Bashan
28-03-2005, 02:25
OOC: Want Kilroy to get involved with the HOA or set up shop in the Black Market of Bashan? (Kilroy is involved in the Black Marker. Basket Weaving was once a hot commodity on the BM, therefore the radical newspaper is called the Basket Weaver.) That's just what I was thinking, make the guy Kilroy negotiates with whoever you want. It's your turn. ;)

IC:
Dressed in a suit and tie and carrying a briefcase a seemingly unextraordinary man walks the streets of Ariga. Standing slightly slouched, and rather thin he somehow looks older than he should be. He stops at a cafe, drops his briefcase on the round, metal table pulls up a seat and sits down under the large umbrella, leaning back, sitting cross-legged smoking a cigar, not at all seeming relaxed.

Another man, dressed also in a suit joins him, smiling. He says, "Mr. Kilroy I presume. Are you ready for the... negotiations?"

Indicating to the suit case, Kilroy said, "Yes... Will you be able to supply the weapons in time?" Kilroy seemed to smile, but something about it was unnatural. Around them, the citizens don't notice what is happening, nor do they realize what is taking place.

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Exerpt from a telegram to the Red Tide Comander:

... We greatly appreciate your contribution to our cause. Be sure this money will be well spent. Hopefully it will secure my position as Viceroy... Once again, Thank You.

May the Bulls not Surround you,

Nikolai Demodov
Elected Viceroy of Bashan
Red Tide2
28-03-2005, 02:41
OOC:SURE! A few tidbits about Red Tide and the HOA, Red Tideans are predominantly Russian. The HOAs leader is a shadowy figure known as 'The Boss'. The next top five leaders are known as 'The Circle of Five'. They all live and work in a 'Members Only', HOA owned Nightclub in Red Tide. Only a few people know where they are. Also a thing about me, I am awful with foreign names.

IC:The man gave a small smile. "Yes, the weapons will be there on time. Although you might want to tell them to me again so we dont mix you up with another customer."
Bashan
28-03-2005, 03:36
Concentrating more on his cigar, watching the wisps of smoke, Kilroy opened his briefcase and pulled out several sheets of paper and slowly placed it on the table. "I believe this was our order." Kilroy took another puff of his cigar and pushed the papers towards the other end.

The other man picked it up and read: "120 AK-47s with 500 cases of ammunition, 60 RPK-74 with 1,000 cases, 20 Dragunov SVD 100, 200 Baghira with 1,000 cases, 16 RPG-7 100 cases, 30 suits of III-A Balistic Armor." His eyes scanning the document over, He said, "Yes... your order will arive shortly. Now, that we know what you want, the Boss would - "

"Now what would your boss like as... payment?" Kilroy sat back in his chair, focusing on the second man's eyes.

OOC: Your turn. I have the same problem with names. A lot of the names I use are parts of names of family members.

Also OOC: Anyone is free to join in as long as it's relavent, like your nation's support in my small country's election, your hatred/love of Sevaris, anything like that, your hatred of Kilroy, Bashan, or Demodov, talk about what's happening in your country... does your working class like Kilroy?
Simpatia
30-03-2005, 17:16
BASHANI BULL
by Robert McCaulley
An article in the Simpatani Sun, Simpatia's Leading Newspaper

SCANDAL! The real story behind the imprisonment of Mr. Gene Kilroy, a respected Bashani journalist who spoke his mind. There has been quite a stir caused by Mr. Kilroy in two articles he has written. He has accused the Sevarian government of being vastly corrupt. Well today it seems the corruption has hit home in Mr. Kilroy's home country of Bashan. My sources have revealed to me that Mr. Demodov, the elected viceroy of Bashan, had an extramarital affair with Yuna Mannerheim. Whether or not you agree with Mr. Kilroy's label of Mrs. Mannerheim as a "whore", an undeniable fact is that many men have fallen for her voluptuous charm. This incident occurred after Mr. Kilroy's first article on Sevaris in which he claimed the Sevarian culture was in a pool of moral decay. There was a secret meeting of the head officials of the two governments to decide Mr. Kilroy's fate. Mr. Mannerheim was sick and was unable to attend this conference so Mrs. Mannerheim was the highest Sevarian official present. The negotations were not going well; The Sevarians wanted the indefinite imprisonment of Mr. Kilroy and an apology from him telling the world that his article was a blatant lie, the Bashanis were insistent on each citizen's right to free speech and therefore were against punishing Mr. Kilroy at all. Finally the negotations were breaking down and the Sevarian party was prepared to leave without a deal when Mrs. Mannerheim proposed a last attempt; a meeting between the highest-ranking official present of each country: herself and Mr. Demodov. This proposal was immediately accepted and the two went behind closed doors. A young Bashani woman who worked in the viceroy's residence described what she observed next. "The two argued vehemently for a while about the fate of Mr. Kilroy. Then Mrs. Mannerheim suggested that they both calm down and discuss the matter later. Mr. Demodov agreed and ordered drinks for the both of them. Mrs. Mannerheim purposely spilt her drink on her blouse, unbuttoned it seductively, and took it off so casually that one would think she did this at every diplomatic meeting (if you believe Mr. Kilroy, she does do this at every diplomatic meeting). Mr. Demodov immediately wanted her and forgot his loving wife and two kids as fast as it took Mrs. Mannerhiem to unclasp her bra. Mr. Demodov was totally under her spell and offered to give anything to be with her. She wanted the imprisonment of Mr. Kilroy, he agreed, and slept with her." Afterwards the Sevarian delegation returned home and Mr. Kilroy was imprisoned. The offer to extradite him to Sevaris was made to please Mrs. Mannerheim. Only after intense pressure form within his own government did Mr. Demodov release Mr. Kilroy. Mr. Demodov threatened to ostracize any news organization that dared to hire Mr. Kilroy. So it now appears that the price of freedom in Bashan is sex. I hope that this is an isolated incident and the claim of excellent Bashani political freedoms is just not more Bashani bull.
Bashan
30-03-2005, 22:11
OOC: Whaaa? Has the Kaiser read this? It also would've been more credible if you spelled his name correctly, D-E-M-O-D-O-V. But because of this article he probably is a dead-amov

IC: (Demodov) Whaaa? Has Yuna read this?
Red Tide2
30-03-2005, 22:23
OOC:Sorry or taking so long.
IC:
The man leanerd back and noddedd, "Are you sure you want AK-47s? We possess something better. The AK-74 has longer effective range, better rate of fire, has smaller and lighter ammunition, and is itself smaller and lighter. Would you like that?
Simpatia
30-03-2005, 22:27
IC:

Robert McCaulley

What misspelling? More Bashani lies. May those under the tyranny of Demodov rise up and replace his evil government with one that truly reflects the aspirations and purpose of Bashan.


OOC: Should Robert ally with Kilroy in an atrtempt to overthrow the Bashani goverment?
Bashan
30-03-2005, 23:41
OOC: I'm seperating this message in two. First a response to Red Tide. Next Simpatia.

Kilroy shrugged. "Sure. But will it raise the cost? What is the cost anyway? I am prepared to pay $500,000 or run an... errand for your esteemed boss." A few seconds afterward a waitress came and put two cups of coffee on the table. Kilroy took a sip and waited for the man's response.

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OOC: Simpatia, McCaulley can join up with Kilroy. Hopeful you can wire him some money. Kilroy likes that. THe misspelling thing was OOC, you could've gone back and changed it.

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Upon hearing the allegations of the delusional (or so the Viceroy claims) Rober McCaulley, the people of Bashan begin to question the nature of their political freedoms. Mr. Demodov said at a press conference:

"I am afraid Robert McCaulley is Simpatia's Kilroy, but more delusional." The audience chuckled warily. "That second rate tabloid wishes to ruin both me and the esteemed Kaiserine. She does have a reputation for... She... but that was during the Sevarisian Civil Wars which was long ago. Because of the words of a motel maid, I am my nation's Kobe Bryant!" More laughter. "The very idea!

"However, this does stray from the real issue. Kilroy's rights were compromised. Not through the Kaiser's action. Not by the Kaiserine's actions. But my actions alone. I feared an international incident with the esteemed House of Mannerheim."

The public is not sure how to greet this apology and clear violation of a citizen's rights. Some also believe Robert McCaulley, as evident by the recent jump in foreign subscribers to Simpatia's paper.
Red Tide2
31-03-2005, 00:41
The man nodded, "Only by 100 bucks... I am sure you will be able to afford a measly 525,000 American Dollars. As for running erands... that is not nessecary, but if youd like to... Ill leave that up to you."
Sevaris
31-03-2005, 01:27
"I can say with the fullest confidence that the events that the Simpatian Sun accuses me of being associated with are absolutely false. This "story" is nothing more than a grand lie constructed by some half-baked tabloid to discredit me.

First of all, I am accused of participating in an extra-marital affair with the Viceroy. How could this be true? I have never met the man before. I've never even been to Bashan.

Next, Mr. McCaulley made reference to me drinking- I do not drink. Well, I shouldn't say that, I do drink, but VERY occasionally at best- and never when I'm at work. I can't afford to have my mind fogged up.

I don't want the world to think for a minute that I want Mr. Kilroy imprisoned- sure, he's a jackoff and he writes lies about good people- but it's freedom of speech. My desire to punch him in the face and beat him senseless aside, which is a point of honour, mind you, he's done nothing wrong and need not be arrested."

-Kaiserine Yuna Mannerheim.

Alec also attached a reply to this. He wanted to make his point across to the world.

"Alright, I'll be blunt. If I catch any paper making any more lies about my wife, I will see to it personally that the owners are 'dealt' with."

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim
Bashan
31-03-2005, 01:35
Kilroy smiled, sipped some more coffee. He opened his briefcase and handed the man $2,000. "To tide you over until I get the rest. I'll wire it to you within two weeks. We are agreed." Kilroy extends his hand for a handshake.
Red Tide2
31-03-2005, 01:39
The man smiled and took the handshake, then said, "And I assume you know what will happen if you dont pay... but considering you have given me this 2,000 now, I am fairly sure you will." He got up and began to walk away, paused, then turned and said, "Oh, the cargo should be there in a couple of days, we prefer ships to airplanes."
Simpatia
31-03-2005, 02:52
From the wire services:

The government of Decada has wired $750,000 to both Robert McCaulley and Gene Kilroy. When asked about this transaction, the Decadian President Raul Rodriguez was very cryptic only revealing that they were being paid for services to the Decadian government. One must hope that Decada is not trying to stir up revolution in both Bashan and Simpatia but by the looks of things, well....this transaction does not look too good.
Simpatia
31-03-2005, 03:00
IC:
Robert McCaulley

I would like to propose a deal to any nation state with arms to spare. Here it is: you supply me with arms and i give you $500,000. $100,000 upfront and the other $400,000 once the goods have been delivered. I would like the goods ASAP. So the sooner the better.
Warlike Texas
31-03-2005, 04:56
The nation of Warlike Texas is not only willing to offer you arms ( surplus m16s and AK47s), but training by the elite Rodeo Special Forces.
-General Commander of Warlike Texas
Simpatia
01-04-2005, 00:15
IC:

Robert McCaulley

Your deal seems reasonable. Where would like to make the transaction?
Bashan
01-04-2005, 02:17
Kilroy Writes to the HOA Boss:

Esteemed Boss of the HOA,

Enclosed here, I have the remainder of the $525,000 cost. The weapons that you sent are in fine working order. It truly was a pleasure doing business with you are your associates.

Best Regards,

Gene Kilroy
Bashan
02-04-2005, 00:17
In a warehouse in Ivangrad, the Bashani Capital, an explosion is heard

Extamining the charred target, Eugene Kilroy says, "These weapons are in perfect working order."

A tall man, dressed in a black jumpsuit nods. "Right, sir, but what is it that we are planning to do with them?"

"We are going to save our country."