Roach-Busters
26-03-2005, 17:36
Harare, Zimbabwe
Hundreds of thousands of people, both black and white, applauded as they saw former President Robert Gabriel Mugabe in handcuffs, being shoved into a black van with tinted, soundproof windows. The driver turned the keys in the ignition and the engine rumbled to life, as if roused from a deep sleep, the tires churning and kicking up scraps of gravel as the vehicle sped off toward a prison where Mugabe would be interrogated, brutally tortured, and mercilessly executed. Hundreds of ZANU-PF members had been publicly executed already, along with thousands of unscupulous "war veterans." RB police and soldiers pervaded the entire country, providing long-absent stability. Thousands of doctors administered aid to the sick, and Army trucks distributed abundant food and water to malnourished, starving people in the countryside. Victims (both black and white) of "war veterans," were treated in hospitals. Children were peacefully rounded up and sent to newly built schools where they were educated about HIV and how to prevent being infected by it. Newly-built RB factories provided more than enough jobs, reducing the unemployment rate- which had been over 70% prior to Zimbabwe's liberation- to less than 2%. The government adopted free-market capitalist policies, and Generalissimo J.L. and his government invested trillions in the country, sparking a tremendous economic boom.
Soon, Zimbabwe- soon to be renamed Rhodesia- would regain its former glory.
Hundreds of thousands of people, both black and white, applauded as they saw former President Robert Gabriel Mugabe in handcuffs, being shoved into a black van with tinted, soundproof windows. The driver turned the keys in the ignition and the engine rumbled to life, as if roused from a deep sleep, the tires churning and kicking up scraps of gravel as the vehicle sped off toward a prison where Mugabe would be interrogated, brutally tortured, and mercilessly executed. Hundreds of ZANU-PF members had been publicly executed already, along with thousands of unscupulous "war veterans." RB police and soldiers pervaded the entire country, providing long-absent stability. Thousands of doctors administered aid to the sick, and Army trucks distributed abundant food and water to malnourished, starving people in the countryside. Victims (both black and white) of "war veterans," were treated in hospitals. Children were peacefully rounded up and sent to newly built schools where they were educated about HIV and how to prevent being infected by it. Newly-built RB factories provided more than enough jobs, reducing the unemployment rate- which had been over 70% prior to Zimbabwe's liberation- to less than 2%. The government adopted free-market capitalist policies, and Generalissimo J.L. and his government invested trillions in the country, sparking a tremendous economic boom.
Soon, Zimbabwe- soon to be renamed Rhodesia- would regain its former glory.