NationStates Jolt Archive

PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL, FOR THE EYES OF THE PRESIDENT ONLY.

At 17.23pm last night an alien aircraft crash landed in the middle of the Jeniko Desert, when it was authorised for a cryogenics team to be sent to the craft they found the following:

7 dead alien lifeforms
10 weapons that have yet to be discovered by man
A metalic type metal that is inprenitrable by all types of attack
An alien genome.

DNA was estracted from one of the specimins and taken back to our airforce base where it was to be stored in a labarotory. A genome was also taken back and stored to be tested on for research. The alien aircraft will be taken back to our biggest Hanger and will be primiraly searched.

THE DEAD BODIES ARE BEING TESTED, 4 LIVE SPECIMINS ARE BEING EXAMINED. FURTHER REPORTS WILL BE SENT

LOL! :D Where did you get that? I'd like to see Bush's reaction to it!

I would like to buy one of these aliens for research purposes. What is your price?

Could we buy alien dna?
I could need it for researching new helpful things!

PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL, FOR THE EYES OF THE PRESIDENT ONLY.

At 17.23pm last night an alien aircraft crash landed in the middle of the Jeniko Desert

And what planet was this on? Has anyone even heard of the Jeniko Desert?

Why do you assume that aliens will have DNA? They could and sould have an entierly different biochemistry.

And what planet was this on? Has anyone even heard of the Jeniko Desert?

OOC: I made it up, yes, I am out of ideas! I got the idea for this from last night's "X-Files" It was creepy, really creepy.

Los Santos, we are currently not selling the aliens, but, we are willing to give you samples of their DNA for free, because, we like that you took an interest in us. Sweden People, same as above, the DNA samples will be shipped within 24 hours.

ALIEN HOMELAND IS............. VENUS!

The aliens are not apdating quickly enough to our atmosphere, but slowly they are surviving. We do not know the surface of the planet because it is thickly covered with clouds. They are becoming adapted to our pressure and seem friendly enough towards us. The aliens are being kept in a room thats flows Carbon Dioxide to keep them alive. Testing shows that they lived in a massive crater and have been living there since the dawn of time. They only eat rocks and after their "meal" is finished they ooze out of the mouth, not very nice to clean up!

MORE NEWS TO COME!

Thank you, researchers are ready.

They only eat rocks and after their "meal" is finished they ooze out of the mouth, not very nice to clean up!

Eeeeewwwww!