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Virginian Combine becomes the Reunited States of America (Earth RB)

The Real ALM
26-03-2005, 01:56
Philadelphia, Penn. (VNS)-

In a stunning turn of events, the Virginian Combine, in the wake of annexing North Carolina, South Carolina, New Jersey, Rhode Island, and Pennsylvania, has announced today that it will change into the Reunited States of America.

In a speech before the Virginian Grand Congress, President Featherston declared:

"Ladies and Gentlemen.

In the 1970's, the American Dream came to an end, due to the subversion of the counterculture and the stress of Vietnam. Afterwards, it was doomed to live in the wake of a Soviet invasion, two Fabus monarchs, and tyranny and division by other nations, a shadow of its former glory.

Today, the American Dream is reborn. The Dreams of George Washington, Patrick Henry, Ben Franklin, and our Founding Fathers have been resurrected, given new life. Under my hand, I have reintroduced Enlightened rule, first to Virginia, then to West Virginia, then the Carolinas. Now, with the birthplaces of Liberty in my domain, it seems fitting that we no longer look within state boundaries, but now look outward- as Americans once again. As a people with inalienable rights of life, liberty, and property. As a strong people, capable of acting as one.

Today, I address you not as President of Virginia, but as President of the Reunited States of America. Our new Capital: Philadelphia. Tonight, I will fly there, and representatives from the Combine lands in the Americas will fly there as well, to hold our first Congressional Meeting. God Bless us, and Good Night."

No word on how this will affect the Combine of Enlightened States, the organization created by Featherston to govern affairs in Combine Africa.

However it is reported that Featherston has honored his promise, and is flying to Philly as we speak.
Roach-Busters
26-03-2005, 01:58
The Pest Control Company of Roach-Busters officially recognizes the RSA.

-Generalissimo J.L.
The Real ALM
26-03-2005, 01:59
The Pest Control Company of Roach-Busters officially recognizes the RSA.

-Generalissimo J.L.

We thank the Pest Contol Company for doing this....rest assured, our determination to fight Reds and those who oppose enlightenment will still stand.


Jake Featherston IV
President
RSA
Roach-Busters
26-03-2005, 02:02
We thank the Pest Contol Company for doing this....rest assured, our determination to fight Reds and those who oppose enlightenment will still stand.


Jake Featherston IV
President
RSA

By the way, what ever happened to Kimiko. Mr. Moua misses her greatly.

-Generalissimo J.L.
MassPwnage
26-03-2005, 02:10
"Why would I recognize you? You're a bunch of fucking jap puppets!"-The Great Leader Li.
The Real ALM
26-03-2005, 02:10
By the way, what ever happened to Kimiko. Mr. Moua misses her greatly.

-Generalissimo J.L.

SECRET IC:

Tell Moua that Kimiko is still here. Jakey-boy here just runs one of the largest fronts in the history of terrorism....and its making us strong. I stil call the shots.

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM
Roach-Busters
26-03-2005, 02:12
SECRET IC:

Tell Moua that Kimiko is still here. Jakey-boy here just runs one of the largest fronts in the history of terrorism....and its making us strong. I stil call the shots.

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

Hey, baby...want to stop by RB sometime? Say, when shall we have the wedding?

-Chong Moua
The Real ALM
26-03-2005, 02:14
"Why would I recognize you? You're a bunch of fucking jap puppets!"-The Great Leader Li.

We are beholden to no one, you unenlightened beast.

Jake Featherston IV
The Real ALM
26-03-2005, 02:15
Hey, baby...want to stop by RB sometime? Say, when shall we have the wedding?

-Chong Moua

SECRET IC:

Sure.

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM
Roach-Busters
26-03-2005, 02:16
SECRET IC:

Sure.

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

When shall we have the wedding, babe?

-Chong Moua
The Real ALM
26-03-2005, 02:17
When shall we have the wedding, babe?

-Chong Moua

Well, let's see......how's Easter Sunday? Is that a good day?

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM
Roach-Busters
26-03-2005, 02:18
Well, let's see......how's Easter Sunday? Is that a good day?

Kimiko Ayasugi
Shogun
The Real ALM

Yes, it is...oh, baby, I can't wait...

*Drools*

-Chong Moua

(OOC: Should we have a 'marriage' thread? We could make something exciting happen, like a kidnapping, an attempted kidnapping, or something.)
The Real ALM
26-03-2005, 02:23
Yes, it is...oh, baby, I can't wait...

*Drools*

-Chong Moua

(OOC: Should we have a 'marriage' thread? We could make something exciting happen, like a kidnapping, an attempted kidnapping, or something.)

OOC: Sure.

BTW, can MassPwnage get involved? He could be one of those factors you mentioned.
Malkyer
26-03-2005, 02:27
The Kingdom of Malkyer hereby recognizes the Reunited States of America. Once upon a time, America was a bastion of liberty and justice; we hope that it may become so again.
The Real ALM
26-03-2005, 02:33
The Kingdom of Malkyer hereby recognizes the Reunited States of America. Once upon a time, America was a bastion of liberty and justice; we hope that it may become so again.

Thanks, man. Like the Old USA, we shall yet become a stronghold of enlightenment, and justice for all.

Jake Featherston IV
President
RSA
Holy Paradise
26-03-2005, 02:36
Holy Paradise recognizes the existance of the RSA.

-President Holtz
Inkana
26-03-2005, 02:41
The Confederate States of America officially reconizes the Reunited States of America.

-President Barlett, CSA
The Real ALM
26-03-2005, 02:44
Holy Paradise recognizes the existance of the RSA.

-President Holtz

Ah yes, President Holtz. We congratulate you on recognizing us, we wish continued health and propserity for your government.

Jake Featherston IV
President
RSA
The Real ALM
26-03-2005, 02:46
The Confederate States of America officially reconizes the Reunited States of America.

-President Barlett, CSA

Ah yes....we too, will recognize the CSA. We would like to begin trade, if at all possible, and normalized relations between us, we two Americans.

Jake Featherston IV
President
RSA
Inkana
26-03-2005, 02:47
Ah yes....we too, will recognize the CSA. We would like to begin trade, if at all possible, and normalized relations between us, we two Americans.

Jake Featherston IV
President
RSA
This would be most acceptable. Only a united america can stand strong against the forces of Tyranny.
The Real ALM
26-03-2005, 02:48
This would be most acceptable. Only a united america can stand strong against the forces of Tyranny.

Thanks.

Jake Featherston IV
President
RSA
The Real ALM
26-03-2005, 03:02
Philadelphia, Penn. (ASN)-

Today, in front of the American Grand Congress, President Jake Featherston IV has announced today new policies for the RSA.

"Americans of all classes and stripes, I come before you today to help shape the future course of the Reunited States. With your help, we shall prosper.

1. I call for the expansion of the RS Army, Navy, and Air Force to compete actively in world affairs.

2. The State of Wyoming has opted to join the RSA and share our dream; they shall be allowed to do this, posthaste.

3. The economic and governmental polices of the RSA nationally shall be conducted in accordance with the Principles of Enlightened Democracy. States shall have rights to govern their domestic affairs, but the national government shall ultimately have the final say, and shall have the right to render any of their decisions void, should they harm the American people.

4. The American people shall have free speech, and free assembly, and free press within reason; the government shall regulate programming and content in the media that can will be deemed offensive or subversive (i.e Socialist, Nazi, or anti-anime literature, and anything else we find as such). The Internet and religion, however, will be regulated by the old Combine Statutes.

5. The Combine of Enlightened States shall be a voluntary organization, any state in the RSA is represented by an RSA Consul to the CES Assembly.

Thank you and good night! God Bless the RSA!"
The Real ALM
26-03-2005, 03:22
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The Real ALM
26-03-2005, 17:14
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