NationStates Jolt Archive


Sheep: technological advancement

Sheeptasia
25-03-2005, 23:38
*A sheep walks idely by and then explodes into a set of quality made stereo speakers*


*Announcement From The People's Speaker Of Sheeptasia*


Sheeptasia is looking into ways to enhance sheep - why you ask? they're flluffy, they have short attention spans, and they make a good sunday lunch - we must bring sheep into the 21st century!

What i'm asking for is a tiny eency weency bit of funding, and perhaps some ideas as to how we could enhance the sheep - biological-warfare-sheep are already in development, and have built counters, so the 100th "baah" is truly, and accurately, their last. Don't get me wrong, Sheeptasia prides itself on the love of it's founding animal (it was a sheep, afterall, that founded sheeptasia, see page 10 in the baahble) but we all have to make sacrifices, and so do our founders. Sheep are the way foward people, the way backwards, and the way left and right too, they move in all directions!
Vastiva
26-03-2005, 07:39
OOC: Arooo?

IC:

Ab-shalom and greetings;

Vastiva is willing to trade oil for lanolin and wool, and we will also gladly import mutton.

Namaste,
Voyate Shumash ben Allen
Vizier of Commerce
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva
Sheeptasia
26-03-2005, 18:33
Sounds like a reasonable agreement.
Dumpsterdam
26-03-2005, 18:53
On a budget?

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