Da Greenskinz
25-03-2005, 20:52
=========Lorramar System, Ultima Segmentum=========
A colossal Space Hulk burst forth form the warp, trailing support ships, a ramshackle fleet of about 100 ships. The entire population of the Ork clan 'Da Big Mekkboyz', around five million greenskins, was housed on this fleet, and it was about to announce it's existence, in typical Ork fashion. The Ork clan had strapped several truly gigantic engines to the Hulk, so it could be controlled, and had located the weapons systems of the various craft incorporated into it, and had made a fine art out of moving the ship through space.
==2 hours Later==
The fleet was ready, in position above the only settlement in the system. A small one, only 1,000,000 people, but it had what the Orks wanted. It housed an artifact sacred to the clan. A power claw that belonged to the first Warboss of 'Da Big Mekkboyz'.
The first shots fromt he two Kill Kroozers impacted on the spaceport, annihilating it with ease. Makeshift drop pods housing killa kanz hit the house of the governor, causing it to crumble, then disgorged their lethal cargo. Small transports belched out hundreds of gretchins carrying small blastas lured Imperial Guard units out into the open, where they were pounded by waiting groups of Nobs.
Within the week the settlement was subdued, the surviving populace used as slaves, or executed for the amusement of da boyz. The artifact was recovered, and the Warboss proudly wore it on his arm.
Before the clan left, they transmitted a message:
Da Big Mekkboyz iz 'ere, and we don't like 'umies. If you want to talk wiv uz den you betta give uz gifts.
A simple message, but as close to diplomacy as Orks can muster.
A colossal Space Hulk burst forth form the warp, trailing support ships, a ramshackle fleet of about 100 ships. The entire population of the Ork clan 'Da Big Mekkboyz', around five million greenskins, was housed on this fleet, and it was about to announce it's existence, in typical Ork fashion. The Ork clan had strapped several truly gigantic engines to the Hulk, so it could be controlled, and had located the weapons systems of the various craft incorporated into it, and had made a fine art out of moving the ship through space.
==2 hours Later==
The fleet was ready, in position above the only settlement in the system. A small one, only 1,000,000 people, but it had what the Orks wanted. It housed an artifact sacred to the clan. A power claw that belonged to the first Warboss of 'Da Big Mekkboyz'.
The first shots fromt he two Kill Kroozers impacted on the spaceport, annihilating it with ease. Makeshift drop pods housing killa kanz hit the house of the governor, causing it to crumble, then disgorged their lethal cargo. Small transports belched out hundreds of gretchins carrying small blastas lured Imperial Guard units out into the open, where they were pounded by waiting groups of Nobs.
Within the week the settlement was subdued, the surviving populace used as slaves, or executed for the amusement of da boyz. The artifact was recovered, and the Warboss proudly wore it on his arm.
Before the clan left, they transmitted a message:
Da Big Mekkboyz iz 'ere, and we don't like 'umies. If you want to talk wiv uz den you betta give uz gifts.
A simple message, but as close to diplomacy as Orks can muster.