NationStates Jolt Archive


Da boyz iz back

Da Greenskinz
25-03-2005, 20:52
=========Lorramar System, Ultima Segmentum=========

A colossal Space Hulk burst forth form the warp, trailing support ships, a ramshackle fleet of about 100 ships. The entire population of the Ork clan 'Da Big Mekkboyz', around five million greenskins, was housed on this fleet, and it was about to announce it's existence, in typical Ork fashion. The Ork clan had strapped several truly gigantic engines to the Hulk, so it could be controlled, and had located the weapons systems of the various craft incorporated into it, and had made a fine art out of moving the ship through space.

==2 hours Later==

The fleet was ready, in position above the only settlement in the system. A small one, only 1,000,000 people, but it had what the Orks wanted. It housed an artifact sacred to the clan. A power claw that belonged to the first Warboss of 'Da Big Mekkboyz'.
The first shots fromt he two Kill Kroozers impacted on the spaceport, annihilating it with ease. Makeshift drop pods housing killa kanz hit the house of the governor, causing it to crumble, then disgorged their lethal cargo. Small transports belched out hundreds of gretchins carrying small blastas lured Imperial Guard units out into the open, where they were pounded by waiting groups of Nobs.

Within the week the settlement was subdued, the surviving populace used as slaves, or executed for the amusement of da boyz. The artifact was recovered, and the Warboss proudly wore it on his arm.

Before the clan left, they transmitted a message:

Da Big Mekkboyz iz 'ere, and we don't like 'umies. If you want to talk wiv uz den you betta give uz gifts.

A simple message, but as close to diplomacy as Orks can muster.
The Fedral Union
25-03-2005, 22:07
Tag for possible remach later)
Chronosia
27-07-2005, 21:21
Tag :P

Good to see Orkzies
Azaha
27-07-2005, 21:59
Ooo., somthing to perhaps survive Tyranid onslaughts, then fight a never ending war that would create bigger and stronger nids...
New Dornalia
27-07-2005, 22:05
OOC: Nice. I haven't seen too many Orks, and, it'll give me a chance to make new war machines :).

IC:

We of the Workers State have one thing to say to you: we are willing to talk, but don't toy with us.

Robert MacIntyre
Premier
Workers State of New Dornalia
Huntaer
27-07-2005, 22:16
Ooo., somthing to perhaps survive Tyranid onslaughts, then fight a never ending war that would create bigger and stronger nids...

You know, orks are actually the white blood cells of the galaxy(read it somewhere in the 3rd edition rule book) and the Tyranid's are more like AIDS. Funny really.

Just from the title of this thread I knew it was going to deal with orks.

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