NationStates Jolt Archive

It has been over two years since the tragic assassination of his wife and daughter by a terrorist organization and President Sutton was becoming lonely and dissatisfied with his life. He had everything he could possibly want, the greatest job in all the land, money, a beautiful palace, cars, clothes, and many other riches, but something was missing. Something that he knows could only give him true happiness.

President Sutton sat as his office desk in the Presidential Palace as usual, sifting through papers, reading documents related to national and global issues. He paused for a second and sighed and began pondering what it feels like to have a wife and child. Suddenly, he got an idea and hastily rushed to the Press Room to draft a written announcement.

Announcement to The World
President Kaimoni A. Sutton of Credonia wishes to find female to possibly marry. Female must be 20-40 years of age, with no children, no past marriage history, and must be in the middle-high class income range (for financial security). No further restrictions exist. All females who fit the requirements will be considered for a date with President Sutton.

I'm sure we can find a suitable wife for you, we will begin holding beauty contests around our nation to offer a "candidate".

no goatherders sorry!

edit. BTW what did happen to your previous wife and daughter?

OOC: wife, daughter, AND president shot to death while on what seemed to be a routine diplomatic trip. I forget what nation it was in, but we were stabbed in the back (figuratively)...the President was cloned a year later though.

Is the President attracted to Asian females? If so, there are innumerable girls of immeasurable pulchritude in RB to whom the President may be attracted.

-Generalissimo J.L.

OOC: wife, daughter, AND president shot to death while on what seemed to be a routine diplomatic trip. I forget what nation it was in, but we were stabbed in the back (figuratively)...the President was cloned a year later though.


hehe i thought you would remember seeming as it was my old nation GLA Terrorists in the nation Cuddlebugs, anyway thats all water under the bridge eh??!!

anyways we will do all we can to help you find a suitable wife. :fluffle:

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Candidate #1 (http://www.geocities.com/mr_whud/Candidate1.JPG)

Candidate #2 (http://www.geocities.com/mr_whud/Candidate2.JPG)

Candidate #3 (http://www.geocities.com/mr_whud/Candidate3.JPG)

Candidate #4 (http://www.geocities.com/mr_whud/fsd.JPG)

Candidate #5 (http://www.geocities.com/mr_whud/Candidate4.JPG)

Are any of these women to your liking?

Could you tell me more about Candidates 2, 4, and 5?

Could you tell me more about Candidates 2, 4, and 5?

Candidate #2

Name: Yuna Heartilly
Age: 21
Height: 4'10"
Weight: 85
Ethnicity: Chinese
IQ: 139
Marital Status: Never married
Hobbies: Gardening, canoeing, reading, watching sunsets
Religion: Protestant
Languages Spoken: Mandarin, English, Cantonese, some Japanese
Occupation: Bar hostess
Other Information: Is known for her uncompromising integrity, gentle heart, and faithfulness


Candidate #4
Name: Mai-Nhia Yang
Age: 20
Height: 5'
Weight: 117
Ethnicity: Hmong
IQ: 125
Marital Status: Never married
Hobbies: Playing with animals, movies, cooking
Religion: Protestant
Languages Spoken: Hmong, English
Occupation: Dog groomer
Other Information: Loves children and dogs


Candidate #5
Name: Sara Hubbard
Age: 25
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 99
Ethnicity: 1/2 Korean, 1/4 African, 1/4 Sioux
IQ: 97
Marital Status: Never married
Hobbies: Skinnydipping, pornographic films
Religion: Raised as a Catholic, but is not very religious
Languages Spoken: English
Occupation: Supermodel
Other Information: Is a huge flirt

Candidate #6
Xong Vang (http://www.geocities.com/mr_whud/AnotherCandidate.JPG)
Age: 20
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 110
Ethnicity: Hmong
IQ: 101
Marital Status: Never married
Hobbies: Won't tell
Religion: Atheist
Languages Spoken: English, Hmong
Occupation: Won't tell
Other Information: Has won dozens of beauty contests

OOC: hay he said 4 not 3

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I can offer a wife to help your President.

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sorry my women not for export

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President Sutton is interested in meeting candidate 2, Ms. Yuna Heartilly in Credonia. She is welcome to stay for as long as she would like, and would be housed for the short time that she is in Credonia in the Credonian Presidential Palace. And Transportation for Ms. Heartilly will be provided, courtesy of the President....that is, if she is interested. More about the President will be revealed during her visit.

secret ic:

after receiving your coded message from the Credonian president, Guerrillistan is proud to be sending you with our Afghani InflatiDoll version 2.007 with added armpit hair and moose aroma, Suckolux action improved by over 350% from previous version. *batteries included*

enjoy your product!!!

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GO AWAY! And seriously, grow up!

Are you still looking for a wife?

Just asking.

yep

yep

OOC-I can give you a wife.

Just Saying.

I would like a embassy too.

OOC: depends on who she is

OOC: depends on who she is


Would you like her stats then? :D

She is the Queen of Rommelwood's Central Italy Territory and Patriarch of the Rommelwood Orthodox Church in that same area(Except Rome.) :D

Would you like her stats then?

She is the Queen of Rommelwood's Central Italy Territory and Patriarch of the Rommelwood Orthodox Church in that same area.

By stats I mean Name,Age,Height and so on.

OOC: yep, that would be helpful lol....along with a picutre, if you have one. If not, thats alright.

OOC: yep, that would be helpful lol....along with a picutre, if you have one. If not, thats alright.

Here are the stats.

Name-Princess Patriarch Michelle Of Rome
Age-19
Height-6 feet
Weight-109
Likes-Fun,Horseback Riding,Military,Religion
Dislikes-Atheism,rudeness,criminals

I am looking for a picture.

I can change her age.

Miss Heartilly would be delighted to meet President Sutton.

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Miss Heartilly would be delighted to meet President Sutton.

OOC: Could you set up a thread where she contacts the President..i would but ive got a million posts i need to make, its rediculous..

OOC: Could you set up a thread where she contacts the President..i would but ive got a million posts i need to make, its rediculous..

I set it up. I TGed you the link. Did you receive it?

OOC: Yep, i got it. Have been a bit busy with other pressing matters but i'll get to it asap