NationStates Jolt Archive

From the office of the Emir of Alexonium

It has come to our attention that Emir Alex I, like the big pimp he is, was taped in the act and that a bootleg video has been released. With all due respect, we request that everyone remain calm. After all, it isn't as if the Emir didn't do this before...in fact, he released several of his own home-made videoes when he attended university.

If the pornography connisuers of Alexonium would like to see more, the Emir has put these vidoes up on his website: www.emirofalexonium.ax

How I passed English part 1
How I passed English part 2
Locked in the Sorority House
The Horny Potion parts 1-10
and finally:
Steamy Showers.

Thank you, and thank you for your patronage of the Alexonium vaseline industry!

-Emir Alex 1

OOC: :eek: THOSE were linked to HERE!?! And that poor gerbil!!! :eek:

No, no, the Emir only made love to the finest sorority girls. No gerbils were in the video.

(OOC)Your link dosent work. :rolleyes: :(

(IC)
In a brief message today the Government of Harlesburg declared the explicit videos to be illegal and immoral and not to be seen by the good people of Harlesburg.

Now whether those of a lower class and/or poorer taste in Harlesburg view these images is another matter!

Two local distributers have been taken into questioning over these actions.

HArlesburg Free Press.

(OOC)Your link dosent work. :rolleyes: :(

(IC)
In a brief message today the Government of Harlesburg declared the explicit videos to be illegal and immoral and not to be seen by the good people of Harlesburg.

Now whether those of a lower class and/or poorer taste in Harlesburg view these images is another matter!

Two local distributers have been taken into questioning over these actions.

HArlesburg Free Press.

lol :D

I believe it is a fake link, harlesburg.

Surely because of this Alexonium is the greatest country in the world! Where else do heads of state put up videoes of their exploits on government websites?

-Random Alexonium professor behind a computer, view of his middle obscured by the desk.

The Queendom has no official response, but is sort of disgusted.

lol :D

I believe it is a fake link, Harlesburg.
(OOC)Outrage! :mad:

(IC)More reports of Deviant acts coming from the nation of Alexonium has forced the Harlesburg Government to issue a statement.

'The Confederacy Of Harlesburg has issued a warning to all citizens of Harlesburg that travel warnings to Alexonium have been increased to Orange in light of the fact that the people there very well may corrupt the hard working ethics of The glorious Harlesburg people.'

News Reporter Casey Jessica had this to say.
'Once again the perversions of smut and filth try and weasle their way into the hearts and minds of the good people of Harlesburg,it is good to see the Government take such actions.'

No, no, the Emir only made love to the finest sorority girls. No gerbils were in the video.

The "finest sorority girls"? Oh, now there's a real step up in class. Whatever is the world coming to there days?

Director Vakia Pasko
Education
Armed Republic of Krioval

The Emir, to mock those who oppose his ways, has put up even more videos:

The Harem--parts 1-15
Sex on the Beach
and his personal favorite:
Doing it in in the Legislature! [this is where the legislators put together a video to show that they are tigers and tigresses in the sack too]

The Emir, to mock those who oppose his ways, has put up even more videos:

The Harem--parts 1-15
Sex on the Beach
and his personal favorite:
Doing it in in the Legislature! [this is where the legislators put together a video to show that they are tigers and tigresses in the sack too]
After closer review of the videos from Alexonium the HArlesburg advisory has declared the tapes a L*
*L stands for Lame dark lord. the lowest classification in HArlesburg
The Kids get more action in the sandbox!

OOC: Oh! BURN!!! :D

The Kids get more action in the sandbox!

They have not performed the many positions of the kama sutra in there, have they?

What makes these politicians think that people want to watch this? I've felt hotter after taking ice baths.

~ Darvek Tyvok

I don't know what shocks us more, the fact that this is concidered news for the international community or that the pornography mentioned is so tame in comparison to some of the best works from the adult entertainment market in Iuthia and one of our biggest importers of adult material, Edolia.

Generally this kind of stuff isn't really all that important to most people, I mean a leader had an active sex life? There are various other nations whom have leaders with only the best men and women for their own personal herem. While Lord General deGritz is a more subtle man, previous Dictators in Iuthia has had very active/public sex lives... it's not news to most.

But then again, I suppose in Iuthia the whole industry doesn't have the same stigma it does in other nations what with a much more open, educated society and all

Nevermind,

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps.

The Free Lands of Nedalia believes in not censoring, with reason, what others feel like putting out into the market. We have recently come across the news that the Emir has put out pornography, and we do not understand what all the fuss is about. Those who want to view the videos, for whatever reason, should do just that. Those who do not, should just ignore it. This incident in no way infringes on anyone in anyway. The Emir, we believe, has done nothing wrong. I have not seen the videos myself (honestly), and I have no interest in seeing them, but the fact that they are out there bothers neither myself, or Nedalia as a whole, one bit. Do yo' thang, Emir.

Dewars Strand
Minister of Foreign Affairs

They have not performed the many positions of the kama sutra in there, have they?
(OOC)Mumble Mumble i cant reply to that without insulting my people!

OUTRAGE!

Test.

ALEXONIUM: In a press release today, the Press Secretary said the only reason they were put out is to mock the idiots who put out a pirated version of one of the Emir's videos. If they wanted to see the Emir do the nasty, they can see...he doesn't care; he was just irked that someone would try to make money off of him. It was also made as a prank to irritate more conservative nations.

Some other politicans have followed suit by putting up their videoes on government websites just to prove they can do the act just as well as the Emir.