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The Queen seeks to complete Harem

Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 07:10
The Queen, as of right now, only has three out of seven(or was it six?) allowed wives, and in order to maxiumize...stuff, she seeks to complete it. She awaits any foriegn ladies that may be proposed to her.
Nebarri_Prime
25-03-2005, 07:13
here in nebarri prime we dont have many Lesbians but we do have sevral lovely women :fluffle: we could look for some Lesbians im shour we could find sevral that would love liveing with your Queen
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 07:15
We would appreciate that.
Krioval
25-03-2005, 07:31
The Queen of Tree Hugging Lesbians is cordially invited to Krioval in a search for suitable mates. A reception can be arranged at a moment's notice. Please feel free to let us know if we can be of further help in this matter.

Director Koro Vartek
Diplomacy and Trade
Armed Republic of Krioval
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 07:34
The Queen will accept this invitation, so long as she can bring a small security detail with her.
Draconic Order
25-03-2005, 07:51
How very interesting... a harem of wives... ;)
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 07:55
How very interesting... a harem of wives... ;)


Yes. It makes for some wild nights... :fluffle:
Draconic Order
25-03-2005, 07:58
Yes. It makes for some wild nights... :fluffle:

I would assume so... although, I hope it is ok with them that their are multiple partners for the Queen... I would think it a handful to apease that many wives.
Nebarri_Prime
25-03-2005, 07:59
OOC: i have a question are you realy a Lesbian or did you just like the idea/name if you find this offencive i didnt meen it
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 08:02
OOC: i have a question are you realy a Lesbian or did you just like the idea/name if you find this offencive i didnt meen it

Its alright. :)

And Yes I am, if you must know. ;)


I would assume so... although, I hope it is ok with them that their are multiple partners for the Queen... I would think it a handful to apease that many wives.

Of course we make sure it's okay with them.

And thats why our Queen's our trained from a young age to have a good deal of Staminia. ;)
Krioval
25-03-2005, 08:11
The Queen will accept this invitation, so long as she can bring a small security detail with her.

Naturally. Since you already possess an embassy within our nation, just let us know when you plan to arrive. We'll attempt to round up a few lesbians.

~ Koro
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 08:15
The Queen can depart within one day, if thats alright. (NS days)
Krioval
25-03-2005, 08:23
The Queen can depart within one day, if thats alright. (NS days)

Absolutely. Will you be staying in your embassy or will you require separate quarters?
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 08:27
Oh, The Queen believes the Embassy will be just fine.
Artoph
25-03-2005, 08:29
Princess Magdalena Amelia, the Nightingale of Meliwood would be most interested in meeting Her Majesty.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 08:31
Princess Magdalena Amelia, the Nightingale of Meliwood would be most interested in meeting Her Majesty.

The Queen would like-wise like to meet with the Princess.
Artoph
25-03-2005, 08:38
Perhaps Her Majesty can schedule Her Highness in following her trip to Krioval? Or perhaps Her Highness could join Her Majesty there, seeing as Her Highness desires a place in Her Majesty's harem in which harem Her Majesty's hopeful Kriovalan wife would also be?
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 08:40
Perhaps Her Majesty can schedule Her Highness in following her trip to Krioval? Or perhaps Her Highness could join Her Majesty there, seeing as Her Highness desires a place in Her Majesty's harem in which harem Her Majesty's hopeful Kriovalan wife would also be?


The Queen can easily fit in a meeting with the princess in her trip to Krioval.
Krioval
25-03-2005, 08:42
Perhaps Her Majesty can schedule Her Highness in following her trip to Krioval? Or perhaps Her Highness could join Her Majesty there, seeing as Her Highness desires a place in Her Majesty's harem in which harem Her Majesty's hopeful Kriovalan wife would also be?

That is acceptable. We would appreciate your announcing your nationality and reason for business on your way to Krioval so border control can accelerate your entry.

Director Koro Vartek
Diplomacy and Trade
Armed Republic of Krioval
Artoph
25-03-2005, 08:46
Princess Magdalena Amelia, the Nightingale of Meliwood arrived with her entourage at the borders of Krioval. The guards were informed that she was an Artophian and the niece of the King of Artoph, on her way to meet the Queen of Tree Hugging Lesbians as arranged.

Magdalena Amelia was a lovely young woman with short, raven hair. She stood about five foot six and had a lusciously curved body, tawny skin, and light brown eyes. She smiled politely to the border guards from the back of the limo, dressed in a lesser, but still exquisite gown, since she was travelling.
Nebarri_Prime
25-03-2005, 08:55
OOC: sorry this is kind of late but

IC: Emperor Keller would like to come with a small group of personel guards his sister Laura Keller and his wife Ashly Keller
the trip is mostly for the perpis of geting beter relashons with THL


if the Emperor is not alowed for some reason than at least one of the others

by the way we have 3 people picked out that you may be interested in
Ferdenique
25-03-2005, 08:57
[On an OOC note, since I can't exactly reach you otherwise, THL, mayhap check your telegrams? Flag get :) ]
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 08:59
[On an OOC note, since I can't exactly reach you otherwise, THL, mayhap check your telegrams? Flag get :) ]


Theres nothing new in my telegrams. @_@
Krioval
25-03-2005, 09:00
OOC: This is turning into quite the party in Krioval! :D

IC:

Any nation wishing to enter Krioval on this matter is welcome to do so. Please make sure to have appropriate documentation, especially if our nations have not yet formalized diplomatic relations. This is, of course, for your security as well as ours.

Director Koro Vartek
Diplomacy and Trade
Armed Republic of Krioval
Artoph
25-03-2005, 09:03
((OOC: Krioval, have the guards respond directly to my post?))
Nebarri_Prime
25-03-2005, 09:03
OOC: sorry to bother you but i dont know what documentation meens

sorry right now im thinking off Mello Yellow
Artoph
25-03-2005, 09:05
((OOC: Passport and such))
Krioval
25-03-2005, 09:06
Princess Magdalena Amelia, the Nightingale of Meliwood arrived with her entourage at the borders of Krioval. The guards were informed that she was an Artophian and the niece of the King of Artoph, on her way to meet the Queen of Tree Hugging Lesbians as arranged.

Magdalena Amelia was a lovely young woman with short, raven hair. She stood about five foot six and had a lusciously curved body, tawny skin, and light brown eyes. She smiled politely to the border guards from the back of the limo, dressed in a lesser, but still exquisite gown, since she was travelling.

The border guards nodded politely, stamping the princess's passport. One made a concerted effort to catch her eyes, but gave up quickly upon encountering no reciprocal interest. "Welcome to Krioval, your Highness. Your transport is waiting outside. If you require an escort..." The other guard seemed completely without interest, and anyone knowing much about Krioval's military would have been far from surprised. What's good for the Commander, after all, serves the enlisted man well also, it was said.

Krioval had made sure to not overwhelm its guests by providing ground transportation that, well, actually touched the ground. Of course, once they reached the now 800-meter-high city of Torokara, where the Commander waited to greet his guests, either they'd be reeling or they'd have already seen that kind of technology. And so Raijin made his way down two levels, to the Embassy District. Unlike most national leaders, the Commander of Krioval had little to fear from his citizenry - their loyalty and his telekinesis were the best protection. He stood tall in his ceremonial uniform, which was bright but nowhere near the ostentatious things worn in times past. He had remembered to copy the Kriovalian files (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=395359) to all arriving delegations; Krioval was an open society, and it certainly did well to inform one's guests of the nature of one's culture as early as possible.
Artoph
25-03-2005, 09:10
Servants opened the door for Magdalena, who rose to meet the commander.
Krioval
25-03-2005, 09:14
It wasn't difficult for the Princess to find the Commander. After all, very few brightly-dressed tall Pacific Islander males hang out in front of an embassy filled with lesbians. At least, they don't if they value their reputation in Krioval. So Raijin saw her approach. "Hail and welcome to Krioval!" he said with a huge smile. "I am glad you could make it all the way here. I am Commander Raijin Dekker."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 09:14
Queen Alexandria glanced at her self a final time in the mirror as her plane landed, after she prepared her self with a deep sigh, she got up and walked down the stairs of the plane to the ground, her guards following quickly in suit.

Alexandria was looking most formal, as were her guards. She wore an elegegant dress, second only to her wedding dress. She did not want to offend the Princess with a "poor" appearance, after all.
Nebarri_Prime
25-03-2005, 09:19
OOC: we always have are Passports (and such) i would like someone else to type my entering the country because it would be easyer for me right now i cant think of how my people would arive or anything like how thay are drest

maby sister is in white dress wife in green dress and me in suit of sum kind
Artoph
25-03-2005, 09:19
Magdalena smiled to the commander. "I am Princess Magdalena Amelia. I believe Her Majesty is waiting for me."
Krioval
25-03-2005, 09:20
Queen Alexandria glanced at her self a final time in the mirror as her plane landed, after she prepared her self with a deep sigh, she got up and walked down the stairs of the plane to the ground, her guards following quickly in suit.

Alexandria was looking most formal, as were her guards. She wore an elegegant dress, second only to her wedding dress. She did not want to offend the Princess with a "poor" appearance, after all.

"Your Majesty, welcome." The guard took a look at the queen, and then motioned to the waiting vehicle. "I believe your diplomatic vehicle has arrived. If you'd like, I can escort you to it," she finished.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 09:22
Alexandria gave a polite cursty. "Thank you." She nodded forward, and her guards followed her into the vehicle, accept there was a small problem, the ceremonial pikes would not fit into the vehicle.

"Hmmm, what are we going to do?" One of the guards said to her self.
Artoph
25-03-2005, 09:22
"Highness, not Majesty." Magdalena corrected gently. "And of course you may." She took his arm as she glided towards the vehicle.
Krioval
25-03-2005, 09:24
Magdalena smiled to the commander. "I am Princess Magdalena Amelia. I believe Her Majesty is waiting for me."

"I apologize, but her Majesty has just arrived in Telekar. Her transport should be reaching Torokara within the next fifteen minutes. You know how airship are." He smiled a bit self-consciously. Raijin Dekker was not one for small talk with royalty, which was ironic, considering that he was once in line for the throne of Krioval. And women confused the hell out of him. He had simply hoped that he hadn't used the wrong phrase to refer to those things that flew through the air but couldn't go into orbit. Krioval had never had them.

EDIT: OOC - The "majesty" post was directed to THL. Sorry about the confusion.
Nebarri_Prime
25-03-2005, 09:29
OOC: ok i think i have it


Emperor Kellers Helicopter landed he was drest in Nebarri royal Formal clothes (thats a mouth full) his sister was wareing her High Commander uniform and his wife was wareing the female for of what Keller was wareing
thay where escorted to the Commander


OOC:i dont think its my best work :( but o well
Artoph
25-03-2005, 09:29
Magdalena nodded, waiting for the Queen.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 09:34
After a good deal of struggling, thinking, and a bit of swearing, the guards managed to fit the pikes on the roof. "Well, may we go yet?" Alexandria asked the driver politely.
Krioval
25-03-2005, 09:39
Raijin received word that the Nebarri Emperor had arrived as well. He surreptitiously touched a button on his communications armband. While he didn't speak, the message was clear. "I'm out of my league and up to my eyes in foreign leaders and lesbians!" That such a button existed on any commlink was a marvel of Kriovalian psionic engineering, but it had proven useful. The Commander waited for all his guests to arrive before greeting them collectively.

"Thank you all for coming, Princess, Majesty, and Lord Emperor." He bowed ever so slightly as he rattled off the titles. "And you must be the Nebarri Emperor's sister. My apologies for not knowing the proper title." He bowed again. "Would you all prefer to convene here, in the embassy, or would a higher position," he gestured toward the apex of Torokara, some two hundred fifty meters skyward. "The view is certainly something to see at least once, I must admit. The Pacific is quite nice this time of year." His comfortable office with all his comfortable Directors and other staff were also quite nice this time of year - the time when tons of visitors came on state business. "I can arrange a reception to be ready by the time we get there."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 09:43
"Sure, that sounds nice."

Alexandria said.
Artoph
25-03-2005, 09:46
Magdalena inclined her head to the man's words, looking eagerly at Queen Alexandria. She smiled softly. "Whatever Her Majesty prefers."
Krioval
25-03-2005, 09:48
OOC: I'll post something useful in the morning - it's going on 1:00 AM here (and no, that's not morning!)
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 09:50
Alexandria turned around, and gave the princess a polite cursty.

"I do, of course, wish to meet with the princess before then."

She said, slowly making her way over to the princess.
Artoph
25-03-2005, 10:04
Magdalena curtsied deeply to Alexandra, taking her hand and kissing it lightly. "It is my honor, Your Majesty."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 10:09
Alexandria smiled and quickly reveres postions so she was kissing her hand.

"And a pleasure to meet you."

She said


OOC: Turning in for the night here.
Nebarri_Prime
25-03-2005, 10:10
OOC: i think i missed something or forgot im not shour im running on caffine its like 3 AM here anyway is Magdalena a Lesbian or just thare im thinking Lesbian but im not shour

as you can see my spelling still sucks
Artoph
25-03-2005, 10:25
Magdalena blushed lightly. "Thank you."

OOC: A lesbian
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 10:46
"Might I add, that you are quite beautiful?"

Alexandria said.
Mykonians
25-03-2005, 11:25
H2-8787 looked at H2-50, confused at the intercepted transmissions.

"Request clarification: what is a 'lesbian'?" H2-8787 asked.

"Unknown," H2-50 shook its head. "I will search the archives."

H2-50 slotted one of its slender metal fingers into a specially-designed port on the wall near it. It seemed to go into a trance for a while as it scanned through trillions upon trillions of files from across the galaxy. It finally activated its eyes again and pulled its finger away.

"Lesbian, insect, Planet Optulon," H2-50 said. "The lesbian insect is known to organics for its tendency to burrow under their soft skins, lay its eggs and then start eating their internal organs until..."

"H2-50," H2-8787 interrupted. "I do not think that is what they are talking about."

H2-50 cocked its head to one side for a moment and then nodded. It slotted its finger back into the port and scanned some more files. It stood there for a while, scanning away, until coming up with a second possibility.

"Lesbian, starship class, Planet Ilioth," H2-50 said. "The Lesbian-class starship is recognised as a dreadnought, equipped with trans-dimensional interphasic weaponry, trans-dimensional engine technologies similar to our own, and significant..."

"H2-50," H2-8787 interrupted again. "I do not think that is what they are talking about either."

"Perhaps not," H2-50 nodded after pondering the subject.

It slotted its finger into the port once again, and found one last file.

"Lesbian, reference to female homosexuals, multiple planets," H2-50 said finally. "A lesbian is a sexual anomoly, generally used to describe females who attempt to breed with other females. The phenomenon is present in many species, sentient and none sentient, but only on the female-populated Planet Ilioth do such couplings result in offspring, for both females. Homosexuals in general are frequently the targets of prejudice and oppression, especially at the hands of superstitious organics."

"If I were an organic I may have just lost my appetite," H2-8787 said. "I did not need to hear about organic sexual practices."

"You asked," H2-50 said.

"Well, what should we do about it?" H2-8787 asked. "After all, you wished to be more active in foreign affairs. What do lesbians like?"

"According to this file, they are fond of a great many things," H2-50 said. "I do not think that my ultrinium skeleton is capable of bending into some of the positions listed in these files, though. However I am aware that a great many females of Planet Earth in particular are fond of a substance known as 'chocolate', which we have in molecular records."

"We should send them some of this 'chocolate' then?" H2-8787 asked.

"Indeed," H2-50 nodded.

*****

Some time later, a large pod burned its way through the atmosphere and landed gently down in the middle of THL. The side slowly opened to reveal over ten tons worth of shapeless chocolate blocks, as well as a note on an electronic datapad, which read; "courtesy of Mykonia -- good luck finding compatible organic mates".
Anarcanis
25-03-2005, 12:05
Cheyenne Starsmore flipped through the magazine, raising an eyebrow at the full-splash spread of the majestic Queen of the Tree Hugging Lesbians. Her fingers idly traced the features of the queen's face.

"Lookin at mags again, skipper? Whoa... Hot one there!" A male head popped through the roof hatch of the Barracuda patrol boat, hat hanging upside down froma scruffy face.

"Put a sock in it, smitty..." She replied.

"Aw, skip... I was just lookin."

Cheyenne glanced over at her chief of the boat. "Look on your own time, Smitty, besides, boys aren't her thing."

"They're not your thing, either, skipper..."

"And that would be why I'm looking, and you're getting your sunbaked melon out of my hatch and getting that cyclone gun mount back in calibration. Read me?"

Smitty grimaced. "Loud and clear, skipper." The head popped back up through the hatch as Cheyenne smiled.

She fingered her long red hair, tied back in a pony tail. She was very fair-skinned, her natural red hair often flowing at times, framing her lithe body.

Like all anarcanians, Cheyenne had grown up in the tough urban sprawl, busy with the day to day job of survival in a country where laws meant very little most of the time. The only hope of stability was in the government or military, and she had found a niche in the naval defense forces.

She commanded a Barracuda class patrol boat, intercepting pirates, smugglers, and drug runners off the anarcanian shores. Still, she hoped for something better, she had gotten approval to send her profile to the Tree Hugging Lesbians.

"maybe, just maybe" she thought, it was a long shot, but she knew that she was attracted to the Queen from the moment she had laid eyes upon her....maybe...

"Skipper, we got a call, possible pirate craft 20 nauts off the coast..." The voice of her navigator/weapons officer 'Sam' woke her out of her reverie, the short haired, and sadly straight, blonde woman dropped into the seat next to her station, already calling up data as Smitty entered the command cabin. A squad of anarcanian marines were already boarding and securing themselves in the troop bay as the patrol boat's powerful diesels fired up.

"Right, all aboard? Cast off the moorings and inform command PC-11 is on the way.." Cheyenne barked as she revved up the powerplants.

Her daydreams, for now, would have to wait.
Artoph
25-03-2005, 17:36
Magdalena blushed softly. "Not nearly so beautiful as yourself, Your Majesty."
Nebarri_Prime
25-03-2005, 17:45
Emperor Keller watched as Alexandria and Magdalena talked (or if thare is a beter word please tell me) he didnt quit understand how a woman could like a woman and he was mostly here to try and improve relashons with THL but he kept a respective distance and for the moment he stood silent
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 19:50
Alexandria smiled at the compliment. "Why thank you..." She said, trying to think of something else to say.
Krioval
25-03-2005, 20:07
Emperor Keller watched as Alexandria and Magdalena talked (or if thare is a beter word please tell me) he didnt quit understand how a woman could like a woman and he was mostly here to try and improve relashons with THL but he kept a respective distance and for the moment he stood silent

Commander Raijin, on the other hand, was barely fazed by the romance-in-progress. Walking over to the Emperor of Nebarri Prime, he said, "How do you like Krioval thus far? It's not exactly 'finished', but," he gestured toward Valak, which was rapidly being constructed as a four-level city to accommodate some of Krioval's excess Earthbound population, "we'll get there someday, ya know?" He grinned widely, thinking that if he didn't already have Kiv, he might be tempted to arrange a 'diplomatic marriage'.
Artoph
25-03-2005, 20:16
"Tell me about yourself?" Magadalena ventured.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 20:26
"Hmm, well, I like history, literature, and romantic poetry and such. I spend my days in my Queendom doing what any Queen does, talk with foreign leaders, and reviewing domestic issues, and well, drinking tea. Thats pretty much it. Your self?"

Alexandria asked.
Nebarri_Prime
25-03-2005, 20:39
Emperor Keller ansered "its very nice here though your tech is superior to are own we are used to seeing such tech" (are nation is on artifishal islands and such just read the region profile) may i ask what Kriovalans do for fun
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 21:37
OOC: Attempted Tag...
Krioval
25-03-2005, 21:43
Emperor Keller ansered "its very nice here though your tech is superior to are own we are used to seeing such tech" (are nation is on artifishal islands and such just read the region profile) may i ask what Kriovalans do for fun

"What do Kriovalians do for fun?" Raijin had to think fast, as the first three potential answers were most definitely not for public consumption. "Well, we have several competitive sports teams and programs, there are various dramatic performances and museums if cultural exposure is to your liking, and there's the holovid industry, of course." He thought for a second. "What is it that Your Excellency likes to do?"
Artoph
25-03-2005, 22:50
Magdalena smiled lightly. "To practice the art of being a refined and virtuous young lady."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 22:54
"You've done a good job, then."

Alexandria said with a warm smile.
Artoph
25-03-2005, 22:59
She blushes softly, looking down demurely.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 23:04
"Hey now, its alright..." Alexandria said softly to her.
Artoph
25-03-2005, 23:05
Magdalena looked to Alexandra, acrhing a brow ever so faintly.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 23:08
"Yes? Do you wish to say something?" Alexandria asked.
Artoph
25-03-2005, 23:14
"Nothing in particular." Magdalena answered, a little confused.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 23:19
OOC: Well you dont leave with much options for things she can say in your posts. ;)

IC: "Well, alright. I do hope you take up my offer of joining my harrem. I'd love to have you."
Artoph
25-03-2005, 23:36
Magdalena smiled. "I hope to. But I barely know you, yet, Your Majesty. What were your plans for us to spend time together this evening?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 23:39
"Well, I do not know. That is up to our "host" of sorts how we are to spend our time together."
Nebarri_Prime
25-03-2005, 23:48
"What do Kriovalians do for fun?" Raijin had to think fast, as the first three potential answers were most definitely not for public consumption. "Well, we have several competitive sports teams and programs, there are various dramatic performances and museums if cultural exposure is to your liking, and there's the holovid industry, of course." He thought for a second. "What is it that Your Excellency likes to do?"

Emeror Keller ansered "i like to do just about evrything"

OOC: just so you know Keller is very young for an Emperor something beten 23 and 29 years old
Artoph
25-03-2005, 23:50
Magdalena inclined her head. "So long as it is spent with you, I will be satisfied."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
25-03-2005, 23:51
Alexandria smiled. "Why thank you." she said, beginning to blush.
Artoph
25-03-2005, 23:52
"Well, it is why I came here, Your Majesty." she answered. "What is life in a harem like?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 00:00
"Well, I would say it is pretty good. You dont really have to do anything work related, you can sleep for how ever long you want, bathe for how ever long you want, each of my wifes has their own servants, so you may reqeust anything at anytime, and have it brought to you. The Palace is quite elegant, it has an extravagant pool, dining room, drawing area, entertainment area, and of course, you will have access to the finest wine and food in the Queendom. Also, dont worry, for I pay equal attention to all my wives."

Alexandria said, panting for air slightly after explaining.
Artoph
26-03-2005, 00:04
Magdalena pondered. "It sounds too good to be true. Surely there is some downside as well?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 00:30
"No, there really isnt."

Alexandria replied.
Krioval
26-03-2005, 00:41
The Commander looked at the Emperor. "Everything, huh?" Any Kriovalian who saw Raijin's pointed look would have known the meaning behind it instantly. His "conquests" were legend second only to Darvek Tyvok's. Unlike Darvek, though, Raijin's were exclusively male. Darvek was far less restrictive in his selections, helping to boost his numbers substantially. "I will have to show you around the city then, while the ladies discuss matters which do not involve us, with Your Excellency's permission, of course."

The Kriovalian's commlink chimed once. In a reasonably loud voice, he said, "I believe we should be heading up now. I've just got word that a reception and dinner are to begin shortly."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 03:29
Bump. The More wives, the better! ;)
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 05:40
Bump.
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 05:54
The girl is 12 years old.Her only sister is 15 years old.I offer them to you as they come from one of my friend's defunct nations.

I have no pictures of them.

Yours in the Divine,
Rommelwood
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 05:54
Telegram Rommelwood on Nationstates on the message above.
Krioval
26-03-2005, 05:55
OOC: YOW! Have a little patience! :p

IC:

Even now, Raijin was attempting desperately to corral two almost-kissing lesbians, one disinterested Imperial woman from Nebarri Prime, and the young Emperor from the same nation. He learned it was about as easy to herd gold dragons. Not to mention that the Emperor appeared to be one hundred percent straight. And the rest were women, and lesbians at that. So he waited for the Kriovalian hover vehicle to arrive. When it did, the Commander finally cajoled his guests into boarding, and they were off.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 05:58
The girl is 12 years old.Her only sister is 15 years old.I offer them to you as they come from one of my friend's defunct nations.

I have no pictures of them.

Yours in the Divine,
Rommelwood


The Queen will accept these offers, so long as the girls know the Queen will not sleep with them untill they have come of age. :)
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 06:11
Telegram Rommelwood on NationStates for the two Girls names and stats like height,weight and so on.
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 06:13
I have a huge stock of Foreign Girls for your Harem.

Also,The 12 year old is not Lesbian because she does not know what it is.Her sister is though.
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 06:15
The Inquistion however requests Visitation Rights to all of Rommelwood's girls in the Harem.

Thanks.

Do you have any girls for my Harem.
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 06:19
Make sure that no Atheism comes near any of the girls I sent to your Harem.

Yours,
Sir Reverend Thomas Johannson
Inquistion Head of Queen Juliet I Province,Byzantinia(Part of Rommelwood,although separate nation on NationStates)

What age do the girls have to be before being with the Queen in a heavy relationship?
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 06:30
Of course you will be granted visitation.

Well, please explain to the 12 year old girl, and ask her if she is still interested.

Dont worry, there are no atheists in our nation.

The Legal age for acts of Passion is 16, but 15 is acceptable.
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 06:47
How old is the Queen?

The Inquistion also wants a branch in your nation.

The 12 Year Old Girl is being talked to by the Foreign Office(Lesbian Nations Branch)
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 06:48
The Commander looked at the Emperor. "Everything, huh?" Any Kriovalian who saw Raijin's pointed look would have known the meaning behind it instantly. His "conquests" were legend second only to Darvek Tyvok's. Unlike Darvek, though, Raijin's were exclusively male. Darvek was far less restrictive in his selections, helping to boost his numbers substantially. "I will have to show you around the city then, while the ladies discuss matters which do not involve us, with Your Excellency's permission, of course."

The Kriovalian's commlink chimed once. In a reasonably loud voice, he said, "I believe we should be heading up now. I've just got word that a reception and dinner are to begin shortly."


I want my girls and the Queen to do this type of Role Playing
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 06:50
The Queen is a young Twenty Five.

Well, okay about the branch thing.
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 06:54
The 15 year old girl is named Juliet.

Can she be in a relationship with the Queen?

She wants to chat with the Queen.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 06:58
As in, a sexually active relationship?

And the chat shall be granted.
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 07:05
As in, a sexually active relationship?

And the chat shall be granted.

Yes in a sexual relationship.

We invite you to Rommelwood.A delegation is at Fort Prophet Muhammed.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 07:09
Alright then. Does Juliet wish to be the "Man" of the relationship, or not? :p

The Queen shall appear.
Artoph
26-03-2005, 07:12
Magdalena leaned upwards towards Alexandria, puckering her lips slightly and closing her eyes.
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 07:15
Alright then. Does Juliet wish to be the "Man" of the relationship, or not? :p

The Queen shall appear.


Yes,She Does.

The Sheikh Armin Ibn Abdul Rashid Al Marjinsky said where is the Queen?His advisor Tyler Anderson said that she should be here soon.

Continue from here.

Thanks.
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 07:18
The Inquistion requests that we send a Orthodox Priest and a Muslim Imam to your nation,T.H.L in the hopes of showing you our culture.Feel free to do the same.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 07:21
Magdalena leaned upwards towards Alexandria, puckering her lips slightly and closing her eyes.


Alexandria's eyes grew wide, as she was not expecting to engage in kissing so early, but, to be polite, she leaned forward also, and gave Magdalena a gentle kiss.


Go ahead and send them

((OOC: My RP with Rommelwood will have to take place a few weeks later or something, and should probably take place in a diffrent thread. Why dont you make it Rommelwood?)
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 07:27
Alexandria's eyes grew wide, as she was not expecting to engage in kissing so early, but, to be polite, she leaned forward also, and gave Magdalena a gentle kiss.


Go ahead and send them

((OOC: My RP with Rommelwood will have to take place a few weeks later or something, and should probably take place in a diffrent thread. Why dont you make it Rommelwood?)


You make the thread.tell me its name.

Can I bring Straights and Inquisitors to the meeting?
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 07:28
Sure.

The Queen also inquires how things go with the 12 year old?
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 07:32
Sure.

The Queen also inquires how things go with the 12 year old?


She will come.She however wants to be half Lesbian.If that's ok with you.

What's the name of the thread?

Also,I will send you a Orthodox Priest to spread his faith amongst you.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 07:35
Half Lesbian, as in, bisexual? thats fine.

And the Catholic priest may come if he wants.

The name of the thread is "Another Courtship"
Krioval
26-03-2005, 07:40
Alexandria's eyes grew wide, as she was not expecting to engage in kissing so early, but, to be polite, she leaned forward also, and gave Magdalena a gentle kiss.

"Oh look at the time!" Raijin practically yelled, pointing overdramatically at his complicated armband. "I think it's time to be going!" Diplomacy be damned at this point. The Commander of all Krioval was not about to sit with a straight man and his stony sister while two women, whatever their rank, made out in the middle of the transitway. By the time they were done dinner would be cold.
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 07:42
Half Lesbian, as in, bisexual? thats fine.

And the Catholic priest may come if he wants.

The name of the thread is "Another Courtship"


The Priest is Orthodox!

Also,I would like to ask if your Queen could stay in our nation for a vacation.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 07:44
The Priest is Orthodox!

Also,I would like to ask if your Queen could stay in our nation for a vacation.


Oh boy. Sorry, we got side-tracked.

We'll consider, what is there for her to do in your nation?
Artoph
26-03-2005, 08:00
Magdalena kissed back, blushing lightly. "I think I'm going to like you."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 08:02
"Same here." Alexandria replied.
Artoph
26-03-2005, 08:12
Magdalena nodded. "What now?"
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 08:18
Oh boy. Sorry, we got side-tracked.

We'll consider, what is there for her to do in your nation?


The Queen can watch Muslims pray,ski on Mount Constantine,look for gold in rivers like the St.Mary,and do other fun stuff too.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 08:19
Magdalena nodded. "What now?"

"I suppose we eat this dinner that has been prepared for us..."
Artoph
26-03-2005, 08:32
Magdalena took Alexandria's arm and headed for dinner.
Krioval
26-03-2005, 09:16
The vehicle ascended the remaining two levels of Torokara in little over five minutes. Being the Commander's private hovercar, it was given priority over nearly every other vehicle on the road. Raijin had thought to point out the scenery, but he figured that could wait; the late afternoon view was most impressive when witnessed without the distraction of words. The sun, now in the west, glinted off the spires of Torokara and made the ocean shimmer. And then, the vehicle slowed and stopped before the highest pinnacle of the city - the residence of the Commander. "I hope you all enjoyed the view. It's not often enough I get to show it these days. And I hope that a vegetarian meal is acceptable. I didn't want to offend an environmentally friendly guest, after all."

The Commander was silently relieved. Inside the building were most of the Directors, including his husband Kiv. Of course, as useful as Kiv was at calming the distressed Kriovalian, it was soon to be Koro's show. The Diplomatic Director had found one woman of reasonably high class to meet with the Queen of Tree Hugging Lesbians. Without worrying about it any further, Raijin walked toward the entrance. "It's just this way."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 09:19
"Alright. Lets go then." Alexandria said, slowly walking forward.
Artoph
26-03-2005, 10:30
Magdalena walked with her, pressing up close.
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 11:59
Princess Margaret of Rommelwood would like to come to the Harem but the King(Father) and the Inquistion can visit and guard her.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 12:04
We already said YES!
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 19:56
We already said YES!


oops!
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 19:57
We already said YES!

Did you make the new thread?
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 20:00
You can.
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 20:00
The Inquisition requests the King chat with the Queen's Court in her nation.After her visit to Rommelwood.
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 20:01
You can.

How do I make new threads again?

Sorry.
Rommelwood
26-03-2005, 20:02
The Inquisition requests the King chat with the Queen's Court in her nation.After her visit to Rommelwood.

Accept?
Artoph
26-03-2005, 21:19
Magdalena smiled softly as she ate. "This is delicious."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
26-03-2005, 21:24
Accept?

Yes.

"Yes, it is."

Alexandria replied as she ate.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
27-03-2005, 05:05
Bump
Rommelwood
27-03-2005, 05:08
Bump

You never put Juliet as a wife in the Factbook!
Tree Hugging Lesbians
27-03-2005, 05:14
Sorry, I havent gotten around to it. Can I have that pic again?
Rommelwood
27-03-2005, 05:28
Sorry, I havent gotten around to it. Can I have that pic again?

Go to-http://talentdevelop.com/images/BMcKee.jpg
Tree Hugging Lesbians
27-03-2005, 05:45
K, added her.

Also, check your email.
Krioval
27-03-2005, 06:20
The assorted Directors and politicians were at a loss for how to make polite conversation. Everything said so far had been in clipped sentences, mostly between the Princess and Queen. Plus, word had come, far too late to be of use, that a Lesbian Convention in a nearby nation had drawn nearly all of Krioval's lesbian population. So they ate in relative silence, containing the boisterousness that was characteristic of Kriovalians.

"Quite good, I agree," Vakia said, savoring another forkful. "It's so difficult to eat right when in a Directorship. I can only imagine the stresses of being royalty!"

"Wasn't so bad, ya know." Raijin shrugged.

"Maybe that's because you were four at the time?" Kiv arched his eyebrows at the Commander. "Some of us change with time."

Raijin chose to ignore his husband's banter despite the obvious though muted giggling of Darvek to his left. Turning to face the Queen, he said, "It's really too bad that no single Kriovalian women turned out for the reception. Perhaps they interpreted 'tree-hugging' literally?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
27-03-2005, 06:25
"Perhaps. It is unfortunate." Alexandria replied. "Ah well, I've got what I want." She said, wrapping her arm around the princess.
Artoph
27-03-2005, 07:52
Magdalena blushed furiously, leaning into the queen's embrace. "You certainly have, Your Majesty. You certainly have."

She paused, thinking a moment. "I'm sorry I haven't really been very talkative. I'm just at a loss for words. I feel like I want to say so much and I wind up saying not anything at all. I suppose I'm just nervous."
Krioval
27-03-2005, 07:55
Magdalena blushed furiously, leaning into the queen's embrace. "You certainly have, Your Majesty. You certainly have."

She paused, thinking a moment. "I'm sorry I haven't really been very talkative. I'm just at a loss for words. I feel like I want to say so much and I wind up saying not anything at all. I suppose I'm just nervous."

This made the Education Director laugh, her face showing the slightest trace of wrinkles. "Nervous in Krioval? Goodness, it's been quite a while before anyone's admitted to that here!" Her smile was good-natured, and she paused to brush a silvery curl out of her eyes. Many Kriovalians would have sooner accepted death than gray and white hair, but Vakia Pasko was beyond such petty vanities. "Please let us know if we're doing something that makes you uncomfortable," she looked at the Commander and his 'group'. "And that includes the boys over there. Oh the stories I could tell!"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
27-03-2005, 08:15
Alexandria turned to the princess.

"I do hope I'm not making you nervous, darling."

She said gently.
Artoph
27-03-2005, 09:05
Magdalena blushed more and shook her head. "No, no, you're all being so kind to me. It's simply that I've only recently realized I'm a lesbian and I'm already courting a gorgeous queen. Most people back home are not truly that accepting."
Rommelwood
27-03-2005, 09:13
Can you create a thread about Margaret in the Harem?
Krioval
27-03-2005, 09:18
Magdalena blushed more and shook her head. "No, no, you're all being so kind to me. It's simply that I've only recently realized I'm a lesbian and I'm already courting a gorgeous queen. Most people back home are not truly that accepting."


"Ah. Well," Vakia gestured at the Kriovalian men at the table. "We have to be accepting." She chucked, and then dramatically raised her voice, "after all, it's not like the four of them haven't been together at least once."

"Not all of us," Koro fired back. "And not at the same time."

"Not yet." Both Darvek and Vakia looked at each other as they spoke. The Education Director turned back toward the guests. "You'll find we're a tremendously open society. So by all means, feel free to ask any questions you'd like." She lowered her voice to a whisper. "And if they're too much for you over there, just let me know." Her wide smile indicated that it was a joke, but not without a hint of seriousness. Vakia knew that Raijin could overwhelm a first-time visitor to Krioval.
Rommelwood
27-03-2005, 09:53
To Queen Alexandria-Can you create a thread about Margaret in the Harem?
Tree Hugging Lesbians
27-03-2005, 10:04
Magdalena blushed more and shook her head. "No, no, you're all being so kind to me. It's simply that I've only recently realized I'm a lesbian and I'm already courting a gorgeous queen. Most people back home are not truly that accepting."


"I'm sorry to hear that." Alexandria said in an even gentler tone.


@RommelWood: You can create threads to, ya know.
Artoph
27-03-2005, 10:08
Magdalena laughed lightly. "Well, I'll have a new home soon enough."
Rommelwood
27-03-2005, 10:09
Could you create the thread,please?

When you reply,tell me its name.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
27-03-2005, 10:10
Magdalena laughed lightly. "Well, I'll have a new home soon enough."

"Indeed you will."

Alexandria replied.
Artoph
27-03-2005, 10:16
Magdalena nodded deeply. "Tell me about it."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
27-03-2005, 10:21
"Well, You'll have nice, warm weather to look forward to during the summer, along with crisp, clean beach's, and sparkling oceans. And during the winter, you'll have velvety snow packed mountains."

She Explained.
Artoph
27-03-2005, 10:24
"And the palace itself?"
Tree Hugging Lesbians
27-03-2005, 10:30
"Oh, You'll love it. It has over five thousand rooms, a huge library containing over 900,000 Books, an nice big swimming pool, thousands of paintings and sculptures, and the finest rugs and wall papers in the land."
Artoph
27-03-2005, 10:49
"Five...thousand...rooms?" She souned a little apprehensive.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
27-03-2005, 10:51
"Yes. Five Thousand rooms."
Artoph
27-03-2005, 10:54
"I'll get lost. I'm sure I'll get lost."
Tree Hugging Lesbians
27-03-2005, 10:56
"Oh, dont worry. Theres always servants about, and they'll help you if you do."
Artoph
27-03-2005, 11:01
Magdalena nodded, blushing lightly.
Artoph
28-03-2005, 06:44
((OOC: Do you want to skip ahead some? I'm about out of small talk.))
Krioval
28-03-2005, 06:46
Gradually, the conversations wound down. The sun set into the ocean, visible through the large windows on the western side of the room. After the plates were cleared, the Commander stood and said, "I bet that you are tired from your trip. Will you be staying at the embassy of the Tree Hugging Lesbians or should I arrange accommodations for you in one of our hotels?"
Artoph
28-03-2005, 06:49
Magdalena smiled a little. "I'll stay in the embassy if a separate guest room can be provided. I might not agree with my people's usual views on homosexuality but I do share their views on premarital...well, you know."
Rommelwood
28-03-2005, 08:40
To Tree Hugging Lesbians....

I will give you that Margaret girl for your Harem.

Make a thread In which the King(Me) Visits Margaret(You).
Rommelwood
28-03-2005, 09:22
Here is some info on Margaret's religion....


Eastern Orthodoxy (also called Greek Orthodoxy and Russian Orthodoxy) is a Christian tradition which represents the majority of Eastern Christianity. The Orthodox trace their lineage back to — and claim to be the exclusive continuance of — the original Christian church, referring to themselves as the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church. During the first millennium of Christendom, The Eastern Orthodox and Roman Catholic churches were the same church, although some differences developed between the Christian East and West. By the 11th century, these differences had culminated in a Great Schism, separating the Roman Catholic Church from Eastern Orthodoxy.

Eastern Orthodox Christianity claims an unbroken Apostolic Succession back to the Apostles, with grace transferred through the laying on of hands. Though many nationalities are represented in Orthodoxy, which present a number of slight cultural differences, the jurisdictions of the Orthodox Church are identical in belief, and spiritually one in Christ Jesus.

Contents [showhide]
1 The Eastern Orthodox approach

1.1 Eastern Orthodoxy and Roman Catholicism
1.2 Eastern, Oriental and Assyrian churches
1.3 Internal differences in Eastern Orthodoxy


2 History

2.1 The Church within the Empire
2.2 Muslim conquest and Iconoclasm
2.3 Conversion of the Slavs
2.4 The Great Schism


2.4.1 Orthodoxy and the Reformation


3 Structure / organization

3.1 Bishops, priests, and deacons
3.2 Church jurisdictions


3.2.1 Orthodoxy in North America


4 Theology

4.1 Asceticism and Theosis


4.1.1 Mystery of Repentance
4.1.2 Mystery of the Eucharist
4.1.3 Fasting
4.1.4 Almsgiving


4.2 Salvation and the afterlife


5 Eastern Orthodox churches

5.1 Autocephalous churches
5.2 Autonomous churches
5.3 Churches with ambiguous status


5.3.1 Churches in Resistance


5.3.1.1 Moderate Old Calendarists


5.4 Isolated Orthodox Jurisdictions


6 Related articles

7 External links

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The Eastern Orthodox approach
Eastern Orthodoxy is in general, "Christocentric", viewing Christ Jesus as the Head of the Church, and the Church as his Body; with authority derived directly from this relationship. Eastern Orthodoxy has an extensive oral tradition that predates the actual texts of the New Testament, hence, it does not consider itself to be "Bibliocentric"; which is the case with most forms of Protestantism. This, however, does not in any way diminish their respect and devotion toward scriptures, but rather puts it into perspective as the texts accepted by the church as most important. The Orthodox Church considers the Old Testament (Septuagint) to a lesser degree of importance with the exception of the Psalms (which are a part of daily services) and the prophecies leading up to the incarnation of Christ. While many parts of the Old Testament are considered edifying (teaching moral lessons about hospitality and the result of sin) it is not a requirement that everything be taken literally. The Orthodox Church does not seek any conflict with science. It tends to consider Truth to be seen in the "Consensus of the Fathers" (the golden thread of agreement that runs back through the Patristic writings of the church fathers back to the early church and the Apostles). All theological concepts must be in agreement with the consensus of the fathers in order to be considered truth. Rules and laws are deemphasized in the Orthodox Church in favor of guidelines with love, compassion and mercy considered in all things.

The Fathers of the Eastern Orthodox Christian Church are not legalistic in their views of sin. Sin does not exist as an abstract entity and must be approached on an individual basis. Likewise, the prescription for sin must be filtered through human understanding in order to be effective. There is nothing within the Church that is automatic (latae sententiae). What is a sin for one man may not be for another; neither does the Orthodox Church see all sin as being the same. The traditional practice of the Orthodox is to have a spiritual Father (or Mother) to whom one confesses and who treats the sin on an individual basis. An experienced spiritual father will know how and when to apply strictness in dealing with sin and when to effectively "bend the rules." This relationship (father and son) is a reflection of our relationship to God and is pervasive in the Church—see the section concerning the Mystery of Repentance.

Note: It is fairly common in the West to use the term "Greek Orthodox" to refer to any national group of Orthodox (Russian, Serbian, Romanian, Georgian, American, Syrian [Antiochian], etc.). The word "Greek" in this sense is being used to mean "cosmopolitan," not necessarily a nationality. However, in modern usage, rather than nominally divide the church on national boundaries (since the church is not really divided) the term "Eastern Orthodoxy" has a wider circumference.

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Eastern Orthodoxy and Roman Catholicism
The Roman Catholic Church shares many of the same characteristics as the Orthodox Church especially in reference to the early church because of their common origin. For nearly 1000 years, the two churches were united, with the Roman Pope being counted as one of the five major hierarchs, along with the patriarchs of Alexandria, Jerusalem, Antioch, and Constantinople. The division of the Church into separate churches is regarded as having occurred in 1054 in what is known as the Great Schism, though their divergence began as much as two centuries earlier. Both churches claim to be the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church, and reject the other's claim to this title. The term "Orthodox" was adopted by the Eastern Church to signify its adherence to, and preservation of, the original apostolic traditions, teachings, and style of worship. Both churches, to signify the universality of the church, retain the term "Catholic". Both churches also continue to claim apostolic succession. The churches differ, however, in their ecclesiology: the Orthodox Church views all bishops as equal, and rejects the idea that one patriarch may have authority over another's jurisdiction. The Patriarch of Constantinople currently enjoys the honorary title of "First Among Equals"; which simply means that in council, he occupies the position of president in what is otherwise a democratic organization. This, in the view of the Orthodox, is the same position held by the Pope before the Great Schism. The Roman Catholic Church, on the other hand, views the Patriarch of Rome as the head of the Church and ascribe to him all-encompassing authority on Christian matters.

To date, however, there has not been a final statement on behalf of the whole Orthodox Church, with regard to the status of Rome. This is not surprising, since such general, authoritarian statements are simply unheard-of within Eastern Orthodoxy, even upon issues with little to no internal disagreement. Therefore, a lack of a definitive, authoritarian, "Church-wide" statement cannot be taken to mean that the Eastern Orthodox Church necessarily espouses or rejects a specific belief. This sort of centralized communication is neither typical of nor appropriate to Eastern Orthodoxy. Because of its democratic nature, in order to make such a pronouncement, the Orthodox Church would be required to convene another ecumenical council, the last of which was held in 787 AD. There has been talk in recent years of doing exactly that in order to clarify the church's position on certain modern issues though nothing definite has been set.

The primary causes of Orthodox differences with Rome include the addition to the Symbol of Faith (Nicean Creed) of the Filioque clause, papal claims to authority over all Christians (papal primacy), and other doctrinal and liturgical developments approved by the See of Rome. After the split, Roman Catholics defined other dogmas that the Eastern Orthodox also considers heretical, among them papal infallibility, the immaculate conception of the Virgin Mary, and purgatory. The See of Rome considers the Eastern Orthodox churches to be in schism. The general Eastern Orthodox consensus is that Roman Catholics are both schismatics and heretics, although a minority of Orthodox Christians believe that the difference in reality is smaller than it appears superficially.

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Eastern, Oriental and Assyrian churches
The Great Schism was not the first division to occur in the church, though it was by far the most significant. The earlier conflict between the Imperial Church and what are now called the Oriental Orthodox churches was established many centuries before at the fourth and fifth ecumenical councils. And, in some fundamental aspects, the Oriental Orthodox churches are as dissimilar from the Eastern Orthodox churches as they are from the Roman Catholic Church. Oriental Orthodox churches include the Coptic Church, the Ethiopian Orthodox Church, the Syriac Orthodox Church, the Malankara Orthodox Church, and the Armenian Church. These are all labelled 'monophysite' by some of the Eastern Orthodox, although they reject this label, preferring the term 'miaphysite'. The Assyrian Church of the East is also often included among this group, although it does not belong to the Oriental Orthodox Communion, and indeed, adheres to the doctrine of 'Nestorianism', directly opposed to the doctrine of the Oriental Orthodox. The main theological problem is usually traced back to the 5th century, with Saint Cyril's referring to the nature of Christ as being "One Theandric Nature". The term "Theandric" was taken by the main body of the church to mean "God/Man" and therefore really two natures, God and Man unified, while the remainder thought of it as one single nature. At first glance this may seem a trivial disagreement, but ultimately the question took hundreds of years to solidify because of its extreme complexity and eventually lead to this early split.

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Internal differences in Eastern Orthodoxy
The various jurisdictions of the Eastern Orthodox Church are distinct in terms of administration and local culture, and for the most part, exist in full communion with one another. Most importantly, these groups recognize that the Grace of God is present and working within the other. The term "full communion" can be misleading in this instance since there have often existed within the church legitimate groups that for legitimate reasons disagree with another jurisdiction's position. In such a case the normal response is to refrain from con-celebration of the services and communing mysteriologically (sacramentally); they do not, however, consider the other groups to be without Grace and outside the body of the church. An example of this is the lack of communion between the Russian Orthodox Church Outside Russia and the Soviet-controlled Patriarchal Church of Russia (Russian Orthodox), the conflict arising early in the 20th century due to a serious distrust of the soviets. Another example is the philosophical differences between the New Calendarists and the Moderate Old Calendarists.

In administrative power, all bishops of the Orthodox Church are equal. There is no Orthodox equivalent of the Roman Catholic papacy. Jurisdictions and positions of authority are administrative only. There is no single leader of the Orthodox Church. Therefore attachment to a single, specific hierarch, such as the Ecumenical Patriarch (of Constantinople) is not a litmus test for Orthodoxy, as there have been heretics and schismatics in even that venerable position. The measure of the legitimacy of a Bishop and his jurisdiction is in how closely and carefully he upholds the teachings of the Orthodox Church, and how well he maintains its traditions. Obedience to a bishop is required only if he, in fact, does his job properly. It is therefore, the responsibility of the laity to reject a bishop who begins to turn toward teachings other than the ones the church supports. This places a fairly heavy responsibility on the laity to educate themselves on the teachings of the church.

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History
From its founding the church spread quickly throughout most of the Roman Empire, despite much official opposition. The Apostles traveled in different directions spreading the witness of Christ Jesus throughout the empire. Much of their history is preserved by the church including their eventual martyrdom. The only Apostle to survive into old age and die a natural death was St. John. The Apostles created bishops through the laying on of hands and taught the traditions of how this power could be passed on. In its early years thousands died under persecution only to increase the strength and witness of the church. Widespread, organized persecution finally stopped in 313 when Emperor Constantine the Great so ordered it in the Edict of Milan. From that time forward, the Byzantine emperor exerted various degrees of influence in the church. Sometimes this was seen as positive, as in the calling of the Ecumenical Councils to resolve disputes and establish church dogma on which the entire church would agree. Sometimes this was seen as negative, as when Patriarchs (usually of Constantinople) were deposed by the emperor, or when the emperor sided with the iconoclasts in the eighth and ninth centuries.

The Orthodox Church reached its golden age during the Byzantine Empire and continued to fluorish in Russia after the fall of Constantinople. It holds true to the pronouncements of the first seven Ecumenical Councils, and its numerous autocephalous jurisdictions share a spiritual unity that transcends any minor differences in style they may have. They trace their lines back to the Apostles through a number of important ancient centers of Christianity: the cities of Alexandria, Jerusalem, Antioch, Constantinople, and the country of Greece.

The Orthodox jurisdictions with the largest number of adherents in modern times are the Russian and the Romanian Orthodox churches. The most ancient of the Orthodox churches of today are the Churches of Constantinople, Alexandria, Georgia, Antioch, and Jerusalem.




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The Church within the Empire
There were several doctrinal disputes from the 4th century onwards. Some of them led to the calling of Ecumenical councils to try to resolve them. The Church in Egypt (Patriarchate of Alexandria) split into two groups following the Council of Chalcedon (451), owing to a dispute about the relation between the divine and human natures of Jesus. Eventually this led to each group having its own Patriarch (Pope). Those that remained in communion with the other patriarchs were called "Melkites" (the king's men, because Constantinople was the city of the emperors) [not to be confused with the Melkite Catholics of Antioch], and are today known as the Greek Orthodox Patriarchate of Alexandria, until recently led by Pope Petros VII (who was killed in a helicopter crash on September 11, 2004), while those who disagreed with the findings of the Council of Chalcedon are today known as the Coptic Orthodox Patriarchate of Alexandria, led by Pope Shenouda III. There was a similar split in Syria. Those who disagreed with the Council of Chalcedon are sometimes called "Oriental Orthodox" to distinguish them from the Eastern Orthodox, who accepted the Council of Chalcedon. The Oriental Orthodox are also sometimes referred to as "monophysites" or "non-Chalcedonians", although today the Coptic Orthodox Church denies that it is monophysite and prefers the term "miaphysite", to denote the "joined" nature of Jesus.

Note: The term Pope is simply an affectionate term for the lead bishop in a major patriarchate. Any of the original Patriarchs of Jerusalem, Antioch, Constantinople, Rome, or Alexandria can be called Pope as it is not an official title. The more common term today is Patriarch in order to distinguish them from the Pope in Rome who is not an Orthodox bishop.

An important symbol for Eastern Orthodoxy and its spread north to the Slavic peoples was the construction in the 530s of the Church of the Holy Wisdom ("Hagia Sophia"), a most impressive church building in Constantinople, under emperor Justinian I.

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Muslim conquest and Iconoclasm

Icon of Holy Martyr St. Catherine of AlexandriaIn the 7th century the areas administered by the bishops of Alexandria, Antioch, and Jerusalem were conquered by Muslim Arabs, and the native Christians were treated as second-class citizens, or dhimmi. Westerners tend to think of Christianity as the dominant social force for a long period of history, but Christians in three of the five ancient churches have been in Muslim-dominated societies for 13 centuries. It was the Muslims who first opposed the Christian use of icons, though many Christians held a similar doctrine, based on Judaizing tendencies within the Church. The use of icons was defended and upheld at the Seventh Ecumenical Council in 787 AD also referred to as the Second Council of Nicaea, called by Patriarch Tarasius and presided over by Empress Irene, where it was dogmatically established that Christians give honor not to the image itself but to the person the image represents. The end of that council is still celebrated as the "Triumph of Orthodoxy" in Orthodox churches today, and icons remain a central part of Orthodox faith and practice.

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Conversion of the Slavs
In the ninth and tenth centuries, Orthodoxy made great inroads into Eastern Europe, including Kievan Rus'. This work was made possible by the work of Saints Cyril and Methodius, who translated the Bible and many of the prayer books into Slavonic. Originally sent to convert the Slavs of Great Moravia, they were forced to compete with Frankish missionaries from the Roman diocese. Their disciples were driven out of Great Moravia in 886 AD.

Some of the disciples, however, reached Bulgaria where they were welcomed by the Bulgarian Tsar Boris I who viewed the Slavonic liturgy as a way to counteract Greek influence in the country. In a short time the disciples of Cyril and Methoduis managed to prepare and instruct the future Slav Bulgarian clergy into the Glagolitic alphabet and the biblical texts and in 893 AD, Bulgaria expelled its Greek clergy and proclaimed the Slavonic language as the official language of the church and the state. The success of the conversion of the Bulgarians faciliated the conversion of other Slavic peoples, most notably the Rus', predecessors of Belarusians, Russians, and Ukrainians.

Slavic missionaries had great succees in part because they used the people's native language rather than Latin as the Roman priests did, or Greek. Today the Russian Orthodox Church, in spite of 70 years of persecution under the atheistic government of the USSR, is the largest of the Orthodox Churches.

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The Great Schism
In the 11th century the Great Schism took place between Rome and Constantinople, which led to the Church of the West, the Roman Catholic Church, to become distinct from the Churches of the East. There were doctrinal issues like the filioque clause and the authority of the Pope involved in the split, but they were exacerbated by cultural and linguistic differences (Greek East and Latin West).

The final breach is often considered to have arisen as a result of the sacking of Constantinople by the Fourth Crusade in 1204. This Fourth Crusade had the Latin Church directly involved in a military assault against the Byzantine Empire, Constantinople, and the Orthodox Patriarchate thereof. The sacking of the Church of Holy Wisdom and establishment of the Latin Empire in 1204 is viewed with some rancor to the present day. In 2004, Pope John Paul II extended a formal apology for the sacking of Constantinople in 1204; the apology was formally accepted by Patriarch Bartholomew of Constantinople. (Many things that were stolen during this time: relics, riches, and many other items, are still held in various Catholic churches in Western Europe and have yet to be offered back to the Orthodox Church. This is one of the reasons why nearly all Orthodox view the Pope with extreme suspicion.)

Something also must be said about modern terminology in reference to the Orthodox and Catholic churches. The term Roman applied to all members of the Roman Empire. Even after the Emperor Constantine moved the capitol to Byzantium, any common man would have referred to himself as Roman. Long after the Great Schism the Orthodox East continued to refer to itself as Roman Catholic, however, what we in modern times refer to as the Roman Catholic Church they would have called the Frankish Church, referring to Charlemagne’s supposed re-establishment of the Roman Empire. As far as the Orthodox countries were concerned, they were the Roman Empire, and that empire did not fall until the 15th century. The Orthodox argues that they remain the same while the Frankish church had fallen into heresy. But because of the ascendancy of western ideas in modern literature, the Roman Empire of that period is now referred to as the Byzantine Empire and the Holy Roman Catholic Church is now the Orthodox Church, Charlemagne’s Frankish empire is now called the Holy Roman Empire and the Frankish church, the Roman Catholics.

In 1453, the last of the Roman Empire (with its capital at Constantinople) fell to the Ottoman Turks. By this time Egypt was also under Muslim control, but Orthodoxy was very strong in Russia; and so Moscow, called the Third Rome, became a new major center of the Church at that time.

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Orthodoxy and the Reformation
Orthodoxy did not undergo the Reformation, and attitudes of the Protestant churches towards it have been ambiguous since the beginning. Lutheran bishops led by Melanchthon sent delegates to the Patriarch of Constantinople to explore ecumenical possibilities, but the discussions went nowhere. Both sides remained cordial and brotherly, but fundamental doctrinal differences came to light, specifically regarding Holy Tradition, the Procession of the Holy Spirit, free will, divine predestination, justification, the number of sacraments, baptism by immersion (Orthodox) vs. sprinkling or pouring (Lutheran), and the immediate performance of chrismation and the giving of the Eucharist to those baptized (Orthodox), the meaning of the change in the Eucharist, and the use of unleavened bread, infallibility of the Church and of the Ecumenical Councils, veneration, feasts, and invocation of saints and their icons and relics, fasts and other ecclesiastical traditions. Ultimately, the dialogue was broken off (see 16th Century Lutheran & Orthodox Exchange in External links below).

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Structure / organization
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Bishops, priests, and deacons
Since its founding, the Church spread to different places, and the leaders of the Church in each place came to be known as episkopoi (overseers, plural of episkopos, overseer - Gr. Επίσκοπος), which became "bishop" in English. The other ordained roles are presbyter (Gr. Πρεσβυτερίος, elder), which became "prester" and then "priest" in English, and diakonos (Gr. Διάκονος, assistant), which became "deacon" in English (see also subdeacon). There are numerous administrative positions in the clergy that carry additional titles. In the Greek tradition, bishops who occupy an ancient See are called Metropolitan, while the lead bishop in Greece is the Archbishop. Priests can be Archpriests, Archimandrites, or Proto Presbyters. Deacons can be Archdeacons as well. It should also be noted that in the Orthodox Church the position of Deacon can be and often is occupied for life.

The Orthodox Church has always allowed married priests and deacons, provided the marriage takes place before ordination. In general, or ideally, congregational priests should be married, as they will be dealing with married couples; unmarried priests should normally be in monasteries. Widowed priests and deacons are not allowed to remarry. It is common for such a member of the clergy to retire to a monastery. This also applies to the widowed wives of clergy, they do not remarry and usually become nuns. Bishops are always celibate as they are selected from the ranks of monks (who are celibate). Bishops, priests, and deacons have always been men only because they represent Christ, who chose to be male. Nevertheless, Orthodox consider men and women equal before God. A priest's wife is therefore called “Presbytera” (Gr. Πρεσβυτερα, literally Priestess) and a deacon's wife “Diakonissa” (Gr. Διάκονισα, literally Deaconess) for the same reason. A married man cannot accept ordination without his wife's approval, and it is common for these dedicated women to be just as busy ministering to the faithful as their husbands. There also existed in the early church the official position of deaconess. The deacon/deaconess also acted as an assistant to a bishop and indeed even today bishops always travel with deacons accompanying them. It is not known why the position of deaconess has mostly fallen out of use; there is no official reason why a woman could not occupy that position. Modern examples do exist: Saint Nectarios, Bishop of Pentapolis established a Convent on the Isle of Aegina in Greece in 1904 and reportedly had a female deacon.

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Church jurisdictions
Main article: Eastern Orthodox Church organization

The first thing to consider when dealing with "jurisdictions" is that they apply to the clergy, not to lay persons. The different Orthodox jurisdictions are united in faith and in liturgy, but not necessarily in polity. There is only One Church regardless of nationality or culture. Laypeople do develop loyalties to the particular jurisdiction they grew up with, or were first accepted into, but should the person choose to “switch jurisdictions” there is no penalty. Jurisdictions govern the priesthood and its administrative policies thus, bishops do not interfere in one another’s territories; as their authority does not extend beyond it. There is no single bishop or similar office that corresponds to the Roman Catholic Pope, nor is there a standing synod of bishops or patriarchs. In general, the church is organized along national and regional lines in hierarchical fashion, with the "top" hierarchs or patriarchs recognizing one another's validity. From about the fourth century the churches with the largest administrative base were Rome, Constantinople, Alexandria, Antioch, and Jerusalem. Today there are approximately 15 separate autocephalous jurisdictions who recognize the validity of each other (though this relationship may be complicated); these are the "canonical" Orthodox Churches. Churches that call themselves Orthodox but are not recognized as valid by this group are termed "non-canonical" Orthodox Churches (though this too can be a complex relationship).

Orthodox Christians believe that they have preserved apostolic succession from the first Apostles. While Rome traces its papacy back to the Apostle Peter, Orthodox Antioch traces its Patriarchate to an even earlier foundation by the selfsame Apostle. Alexandria, for example, traces its papacy back to Mark the Evangelist, who founded the church in Alexandria in AD 40. (In Alexandria, two primates call themselves "Pope" and claim to be the successor of the apostle Mark: the Eastern Orthodox Patriarch of Alexandria, also called the "Pope of Africa", and the Coptic Pope. Those two lines of succession separated from each other in a schism in AD 451. Coptic Catholics (one of the autonomous Eastern Rite Catholic churches) also have a high-ranking bishop called the "Patriarch of Alexandria" in that city, but he does not claim the title of "Pope".)

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Orthodoxy in North America
The Russian Orthodox Church sent missionaries to Alaska beginning in the 18th century. Among the first was Saint Herman of Alaska. This established missionary precedence for the Russian Orthodox Church in the Americas, and Eastern Orthodox Christians were under the omophor (Church authority and protection) of The Patriarch of Moscow. The Russian Orthodox Church was devastated by the Bolshevik Revolution. One side effect was the flood of refugees from Russia to the United States, Canada, and Europe. Among those who came were Orthodox lay people, deacons, priests, and bishops. In 1920 Patriarch Tikhon issued an ukase (decree) that Orthodox Christians under his leadership but outside of Russia should seek refuge with whatever Orthodox jurisdiction that would shield them from Communist control. The various national Orthodox communities thus were permitted as an emergency measure to look towards their immigrant homelands for ecclesiastic leadership rather than be tied to Russia. Some of the Russian Orthodox formed an independent synod that became the Russian Orthodox Church Outside Russia (ROCOR). Some of the Russian Orthodox remained in communion with Moscow and were granted autocephaly in 1970 as the Orthodox Church in America (OCA). However, recognition of this autocephalic status is not universal, as the Ecumenical Patriarch (under whom is the Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of America (http://www.goarch.org)) and some other jurisdictions have not officially accepted it. The reasons for this are complex; nevertheless the Ecumenical Patriarch and the other jurisdictions remain in communion with the OCA.

Today there are many Orthodox churches in the United States and Canada that are still bound to the Greek, Antiochian, or other overseas jurisdictions; in some cases these different overseas jurisdictions will have churches in the same U.S. city. However, there are also many "panorthodox" activities and organizations, both formal and informal, among Orthdox believers of all jurisdictions. One such organization is SCOBA, the Standing Conference of Canonical Orthodox Bishops in the Americas, which comprises North American Orthodox bishops from nearly all jurisdictions. (See list of Orthodox jurisdictions in North America.)

There is a general acknowledgment that the situation should not continue as it is indefinitely, and that at some point all the Orthodox churches in the U.S. will need to be united under a single Metropolitan or Patriarch. There is also a general acknowledgment that this can be taken care of slowly over time. In June of 2002, the Antiochian Orthodox Church granted autonomy to the Antiochian Orthodox Archdiocese of North America. Some observers see this as a step towards greater organizational unity in North America. Note that this future American Orthodox Church will be a church of Americans, for people who consider themselves Americans and speak primarily or only the English or Spanish languages; people who retain their original nationality and/or whose primary language is not English will most likely remain members of their churches, and their churches' activities will continue.

During the past 50 years there have come into existence so-called Western Orthodox Churches (a term not in use by the majority of Orthodox Christians, including those within Western Rite Orthodox parishes) in North America. These are Orthodox Christians who use the Western forms of liturgy yet are totally Orthodox in their theology. The Antiochian Orthodox Church, The Russian Orthodox Church Outside Russia, and the Holy Orthodox Catholic and Apostolic Church of America (formerly connected with the Vicar Bishop of the (Western) Orthodox Church of France-ECOF), all have Western Rite parishes. The last jurisdiction hase no canonical ties to the majority of Orthodox Christianaity and at best would be considered a fringe schismatic group by them.

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Theology
In general, the Orthodox Christian approach to scriptural interpretation and theology is patristic. That means that every effort is made to continue believing and practicing the same theology that Jesus gave to the Apostles and that the Apostles gave to the early Church Fathers. Theological innovation is always met with suspicion; if an idea is truly different from what the Church has always believed and taught, it is likely heretical. It is acceptable to elaborate and more fully explain traditional theology, however. The last major theological milestone took place in the 14th century at the Hesychast Councils. There, Saint Gregory Palamas explained how God can be both utterly transcendent, yet make himself known to men.

Phronema refers to how something "smells" or "feels". The Western church (i.e. Roman Catholicism and Protestantism) generally has a legal flavor to much of its theology. Sin is understood primarily as a legal violation, and salvation is legal forgiveness for the legal offenses. Also, the West tends to first look at God in his unity, then in his three persons. The Eastern church generally has a much more relational flavor. Sin leads to relational separation from God, and repentance involves restoring the relationships between the penitent and God, and between the penitent and humanity. God is viewed first as three persons in perfect relationship with each other, then as a unity sharing a single divine essence. The doctrine of the Trinity is the basis for most if not all of Eastern Orthodox theology.

It should perhaps also be mentioned that the Western churches have been especially influenced by Augustine and, to a lesser extent, Tertullian. Although Augustine was an early church father, writing in the fourth century, he had very little influence in the East. First of all, he wrote in Latin rather than Greek. At the time, Latin was commonly spoken in the West, but Greek was the main language of the Byzantine Empire. His writings weren't translated to Greek until the fourteenth century. Consequently, Western doctrines that are based on Augustine's views are typically not shared by the East. Eastern theologians tended to rely more on Greek philosophers than did the west, often borrowing their categories and vocabulary to explain Christian doctrine, though not necessarily accepting their theories. In the first few centuries after the fall of Rome, knowledge of Greek in the West dropped considerably, and so the Western church was generally less aware of the Greek philosophers. On the other hand the East did not experience the surge of interest in Aristotle that has markedly influenced Roman Catholic theology since the High Middle Ages. These gradual differences contributed to the growing gap between the Eastern and Western churches.

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Asceticism and Theosis
Asceticism is the set of disciplines practiced to work out the believer's salvation, and further the believer's repentance. Ultimately, it is believed, salvation comes only by the grace of God, but God's grace and right belief are expected to produce changes in behavior. Changes in behavior can also influence beliefs. Asceticism can include anything from taking part in prayers with the church, fasting, almsgiving, or even working hard not to lose one's temper or similar acts of restraint and self-control. Corporate prayers are generally prayed as a "liturgy", which literally means a "work of the people." One prayer that is very widely used and is the subject of much discussion of spirituality is the Jesus Prayer.

Theosis, or divinization, is the process of becoming more like God and more united with God. This "becoming more like God" is to be understood as becoming more like Jesus Christ (who is God), not as the wish for power and knowledge that motivated Adam and Eve to sin. Theosis is the goal of the Christian life. It means becoming all that people were originally created to be. It is not something to wait for passively, but something to be taken by force, by hard work done in one's soul.

The chief activities of the believer are:

The Mystery of Repentance (or confession)
The Mystery of the Eucharist
Prayer
Fasting
Obedience
Almsgiving
Selflessness
The Acquisition of Virtues
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Mystery of Repentance
In the earliest days of the Church, Christians confessed their sins to each other publicly, and publicly forgave each other, announcing God's forgiveness. This was possible in part because only believers were meeting together, and they were close-knit communities in which everyone trusted each other. As time went on, and more people came into the Church, some people attending were seekers or catechumens rather than faithful members, and believers began to feel uncomfortable confessing in public. Then the practice developed of members quietly confessing to God (typically in front of an icon of Jesus blessing the icon's beholder) in the presence of an elder or priest, who would offer counsel and confirm God's forgiveness. This would take place in the context of a series of prayers said by the priest and penitent together, often including Psalm 51 and other scriptures and prayers. However, it should be noted that anyone with sufficient experience and knowledge, if given a blessing from a Bishop, can hear confessions. Thus, a confessor might be a priest, monk, nun, man, woman, etc. It may make sense that married couples confess to a married person, or a woman confess to another, more experienced, woman. Such things are not unusual. However, Only a priest can read the prayers of forgiveness over the person in preparation for communion. Repentance is essential preparation for receiving the Eucharist. The Orthodox Church has never bothered with the concept of anonymity in confession the way the Roman Catholics have. Orthodox confession often takes the form of a discussion between the confessor and the penitent concerning his or her sins and the best course of action to take in overcoming them. Penitence is not handed out in the same way as the Catholics either. Usually all that is required is the attempt in overcoming the sin or making restitution with the person wronged. Sin is not viewed by the Orthodox as a stain on the soul that needs to be wiped out, but rather as a mistake that needs correction. Thus one should feel sorry for one's mistakes because one has failed to reach the goal. Because of this approach, guilt has never been a strong motivator with the Orthodox, nor has shame. The recognition that we are all human and occasionally make mistakes and that all we have to do is change our direction and correct the problem is more in line with the true meaning of Repentance: "to change one's mind."

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Mystery of the Eucharist
The Eucharist is at the center of Orthodox Christianity. In practice, it is partaking of the bread and wine in the midst of the Divine Liturgy with the rest of the church. The bread and wine are believed to be the genuine Body and Blood of the Christ Jesus. The Eastern Orthodox Church has never described exactly how this occurs, or gone into the detail that the Roman Catholic and Protestant churches have in the West. The doctrine of transubstantiation was formulated after the Great Schism took place, and the Orthodox churches have never formally affirmed or denied it, preferring to state simply that it is a mystery and sacrament. Long before the year 1054 it was the practice to in some way hide the mysterious process within the liturgy. In the Catholic Church of the Latin Rite, this was achieved through the use of Ecclesiastical Latin; in the Orthodox churches the altar area was surrounded by pillars with curtains in between. This structure called a templon represented the Temple and the Holy of Holies. Later, it became a solid wall covered with Icons and is in modern usage called an iconostasis (literally "icon stand").

Traditionally preparation for communion involves a strict fast, abstaining from animal products and sexual relations from Wednesday through Saturday, and the addition of a number of preparatory canons to ones evening prayers. Also, a complete fast (no food or drink) should be kept from sundown Saturday until after communing on Sunday. One should have ones confession heard and receive a blessing from the priest prior to receiving communion. Because of all this preparation, the average layperson does not usually commune every Sunday, but rather waits until some special holiday to commune so that he or she can properly prepare. The Orthodox take the mystery of communion very seriously because they believe this is the true Body and Blood of Christ Jesus. To receive the Mysteries unprepared would be spiritually damaging. Monastics, on the other hand, receive communion every day because they continually fast, have long prayers, and remain celibate. Because of the purity issue when considering preparation for communion, men, even monks, will abstain from communion if they have experienced a nocturnal emission, and women will abstain during their monthly cycle. (see below - Fasting) In modern practice, especially in the US, the seriousness of the experience of communion has been lost for the practice of many jurisdictions of communing every Sunday. It is the opinion of the Traditionalists that such practices are very dangerous spiritually, that this reflects a lack of piety in approaching the most significant of the Mysteries, and that this is damaging to the soul.

For the Orthodox who truly believe in the mystery of communion there are a number of very good and pious practices that stem from the realization of this truth: The very idea that a particle of Christ’s Body and Blood might be discarded is unthinkable. At the end of the Divine Liturgy one of the clergy always remains behind in the altar in order to consume what remains of holy communion; he is very careful not to leave behind even the tiniest stray particle. For at least a day following communion, anything that enters the mouth and is then removed (e.g., olive pits, grape seeds, etc.) is not thrown into the garbage but is burned. The napkin used to wipe the mouth after the meal is also burned. Orthodox should not spit, or smoke, or chew gum for the same reason. Orthodox also are careful if they are injured soon after communion to treat their own blood with the same care (since their blood and the Blood of Christ are united), burning it in the cloth used to stop it. In general, this way of dealing with the Mystery applies to anything sacred that needs to be “removed from use” due to its being damaged. The ashes of such items are usually sprinkled in a place where they will not be walked on (under a bush, in a flower garden, etc.).

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Fasting
The practice of fasting is one of many Jewish practices the earliest Christians kept, and which Orthodox Christians continue to keep to this day. The Orthodox approach to fasting is quite different from the Latin West who see fasting as a penitence for sins, almost a punishment and burden. The Orthodox, on the other hand, are reminded that perfect man, as in the garden of Eden, ate only vegetables, and sexual relations did not occur. The Orthodox seeks to recapture paradise through fasting, to regain a measure of purity. It is never looked on as a hardship or punishment, but rather a great privilege and joy. Fasting typically involves differing levels of abstinence depending on the day or season and ranges from a complete fast from all food and drink to abstinence from all animal products (meat, dairy, eggs, etc), olive oil, and wine. Shellfish and vegetable oils are permitted on certain days and weeks of the fast as is wine. Thus, most fasting guidelines resemble vegan vegetarianism with all frying/cooking done simply with water (no oil), and most vegetarian recipes are appropriate during fasts. In addition to restrictions on food, it is generally understood that married couples abstain from sexual relations during a fast. Monasteries typically have additional fasts; although there can be a great deal of variation between monastaries, they typically abstain from all animal products on Monday as well as Wednesday and Friday; and they never eat meat or poultry, fish being the only exception. The time and type of fast is generally uniform for all Orthodox Christians living within a particular jurisdiction; the times of fasting are part of the ecclesial calendar. In this way, the whole church fasts together, and the whole church feasts together (when the fast is broken). Infants, women who are pregnant or breastfeeding, and people with other medical needs are often encouraged not to follow the usual fasting guidelines, but to work out alternatives with their priest or spiritual elder. Also, if someone wishes to follow a stricter fast, they are generally encouraged to do so only under the guidance of their priest or spiritual elder. Fasting without prayer was often called the "fast of demons" by the Church fathers, since the demons neither eat nor pray. Therefore, fasting should always be accompanied by prayer and almsgiving.

There are four major fasting periods during the year. They are:

The Nativity Fast (Advent or Winter Lent) which is the 40 days preceding the Nativity of Christ(Christmas).
The Great Fast (Lent) which consists of the 6 weeks (40 Days) preceding Palm Sunday, and Great Week (Holy Week) which proceeds Pascha (Easter).
The Fast of Saints Peter and Paul which varies in length from 2 to 6 weeks depending on the date of Pentecost which itself falls 50 days after Pascha. It extends from the week following Pentecost to the feast day of Saints Peter and Paul on June 29th.
And the two-week long Fast proceeding the Dormition (death or repose) of the Theotokos (Virgin Mary)
In addition, except during feasting weeks, members of the Orthodox Church fast on every Wednesday in commemoration of Christ's betrayal by Judas Iscariot, and on every Friday in commemoration of his crucifixion. Monastics often include Mondays as a fast day in commemoration of the Angels.

Because of the movable nature of Pascha, the number of fast days varies each year, but in general the Orthodox Christian can expect to spend at least 1/3 of the year fasting.

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Almsgiving
"Almsgiving" refers to any charitable giving of material resources to those in need. Like fasting, it is a practice carried over from Judaism and reinforced by Jesus and the authors of the New Testament, and has remained a prominent teaching. It is often coupled with fasting (see above), as consuming less food and less expensive food should free up more resources that can be given. It is also connected to the Eucharist, in which thanks is given for all things, and it is acknowledged that all things ultimately belong to God. Almsgiving is one of the most practical of Orthodox Christian practices.

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Salvation and the afterlife
When one speaks of salvation it is important to understand what the word means. In the Christian West it has come to mean “Going to Heaven”, but for the Eastern Orthodox it refers to the change in Human nature that occurred because of Jesus' life and death. Man was originally created perfect, but through his own actions he embraced evil through disobedience to God. Because of man’s fall he was condemned, when he died, to go to Hell (Hades), indeed, it is believed that from Adam to St John the Baptist, all men went to a place of separation from God. But when Jesus came into the world he himself was Perfect Man and Perfect God united. Through his participation in becoming human, human nature was changed allowing us to participate in the divine, thus paving our way to heaven. This process of salvation worked retroactively back to the beginning of time, thus saving Adam and Eve and all that followed after them.

Salvation, therefore, means being saved from this original fate of Hell. In this sense, all mankind is saved. This does not mean, however, that all men will continue to preserve that state. It is possible to separate oneself from God once again and to embrace evil. Such people place themselves in Hell; it is not God who punishes them. In the question of who is “Going to Heaven”, this rests upon the mercy of God. No man is perfect, but also no man is so corrupt that God, in his infinite mercy, cannot forgive him. The privilege of going to heaven cannot be earned; men do not “deserve” heaven. One cannot say, “I kept all the rules and regulations therefore God must let me in”; such an idea is called Pelagianism and was rejected by the church as heresy. God’s mercy alone is the key to our eternal happiness; the efficacy of this mercy, however, is contingent on our accepting it. God will not force us into salvation. Orthodox Christianity does not teach that one must be Orthodox to be saved; rather, it teaches that its traditions and practices are the very same traditions and practices taught by Jesus and the Apostles, and therefore offer the best possible road to follow to salvation. If one seeks the fullness of the Christian experience one can only find it within the Orthodox Church.

As to the Afterlife and what we can expect; heaven is not a static state. Mankind will be restored to perfection, but perfection is not an ultimate end in and of itself. While it is true that all adverse traits will be gone from the human race and man will be as originally intended, it does not mean that we shall suddenly gain infinite knowledge, but rather that we will be able to swim unhindered into the infinite depths of God’s Knowledge, Wisdom, and Love. Unending progression in understanding and love is equated with unending happiness. This is the reward that awaits us. For those who reject the love and mercy of God, though, the experience of His presence will be as a painful fire. The same fire that purifies the saints will be a torment for the damned. It is the state of the soul that determines how it will experience the presence of God.
The Resurgent Dream
29-03-2005, 06:33
*bump*
The Scandinvans
29-03-2005, 06:55
Lady Margret who is a lesbian in my nation (my nation frowns upon not disowns lesbians) if the queen desires her and Margret wants to come then she will beomce part of her harem.
Tree Hugging Lesbians
29-03-2005, 07:03
Does the lady have a portrait?
Artoph
30-03-2005, 03:18
OOC: Going to play more with Magdalena?
Rommelwood
30-03-2005, 03:21
Does the lady have a portrait?

Who? :confused:
Rommelwood
30-03-2005, 03:21
Lady Margret who is a lesbian in my nation (my nation frowns upon not disowns lesbians) if the queen desires her and Margret wants to come then she will beomce part of her harem.

The Lady Margaret I am talking about? :confused: