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In an effort to duplicate the old 'world bank' of the now deceased United States the Second Empire has decided to publicly proclaim the opening of the 'universal bank' designed to eclipse its predecessor in world wide investments and bank loans. Due to Macabee law at least fifteen percent of the funds inside the vaults of the banks as a reserve, and the rest may be given out on loan. However, there should be enough to pall the needs of most nations who are willing to invent into the unversal bank.

To mark the new age the Macabee Empire itself has decided to put a total of ten billion dollars into the world bank as its personal investment. Said investment may soon grow to include most of the Empire's budgetary figures, however, until the bank rises in international fame the Macabee goverment will only actually place limited funds into the hands of the bank.

Again, actions the international community can make:

Borrowing:
Any nation can borrow certain amount of funds from the coffers of the universal bank but after every month (I'll say one RL day) interest increases the amount that has to be paid back by 3%. If a nation fails to refund the money after it is borrowed, plus the interest gathered, then there will be several reprucussions, including economic and militaristic action against said nation.

Investing:
Any nation can invest its funds into the bank and they are insured 100% safety. Any loss of money will be repaid 100% by the bank if it is proved that said money was stolen. The larger that stocks of the bank the more the profit!


Other actions coming later...



CURRENT RETURN-RATE!
1%

Keep track of your money! Since I'm going with 1 RL day = 1 RP Month for this bank then every 12 banks raise your value by 1%.

Investments
Extractions
Funds Alloted Inside Coffers


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10,000,000,000
4,000,000,000,000



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Profit:

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Yes? Ah. This is Arvald Durning of the Vastivan Credit Union. We were interested in setting up a petty change fund in your bank, something to keep more liquid then most of our investments... yes... yes... at what rate of interest?... mmmmhmmm. Well, yes, you see, we are basicly a profit incentive company - ha ha.... Right...

Well, if you will see to some return on capital, you have my number. Thank you.

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From: New Dublin, Skibereen The Great Commons House (Presidential Manor)

The Government of Skibereen in an effort to be a more effective member of the international community wishes to invest ten billion dollars with the Universal Bank.

An annual investment will be aranged at a later date.

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[OOC: Is the rate of interest too high?]

From: New Dublin, Skibereen The Great Commons House (Presidential Manor)

The Government of Skibereen in an effort to be a more effective member of the international community wishes to invest ten billion dollars with the Universal Bank.

An annual investment will be aranged at a later date.

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World Bank Response
Your investment has been confirmed and the ten billion worth of United States Tender will be automatically transferred electronically to the Universal Bank. We thank you for your investment. Your money is safe with us.

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Yes? Ah. This is Arvald Durning of the Vastivan Credit Union. We were interested in setting up a petty change fund in your bank, something to keep more liquid then most of our investments... yes... yes... at what rate of interest?... mmmmhmmm. Well, yes, you see, we are basicly a profit incentive company - ha ha.... Right...

Well, if you will see to some return on capital, you have my number. Thank you.

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[Well if it was a credit union wouldn't the money be lent to a Vastivan, or international citizen, which would then be put into the Universal Bank by said citizen? However, somethings tells me you're saying my interest rates are too high... sorry, but eh, I'm being very slow tonight.]

[Well if it was a credit union wouldn't the money be lent to a Vastivan, or international citizen, which would then be put into the Universal Bank by said citizen? However, somethings tells me you're saying my interest rates are too high... sorry, but eh, I'm being very slow tonight.]

OOC: No, I'm saying "If I invest I want a rate of return of something". If you charge 3%, it would be fair to give a 1% increase to account holders, for example. Vastiva has floods of money available, but we're not giving it away. And the Vastivan Credit Union wants more international sites for its money, all of it stored only in Vastiva is risky enough.

Universal Bank Response to Vastiva
Said investment guidelines are possible and the best sources have pushed us to accept and furthermore offer a 1% rate of return. We wish to hear from Vastiva soon enough.

Thank you,
Dimiech von Kroth [CEO of UniBank]

[OOC: Is there any way you could keep track of the how much money you actually make from the deal? I can add you under a category of 'special cases' in one of the two posts above and update it every once in a while. However, would there be anyway that you could keep track of it and just update for me over TM and I'll copy/paste the update here.]

Wire From First Alexian International Bank of Generia City:

We request information regarding Universal Bank policies on interest rates of return on investments. Should these prove favorable, we are willing to inject up to twenty billion American dollars into your venture.

Wire From First Alexian International Bank of Generia City:

We request information regarding Universal Bank policies on interest rates of return on investments. Should these prove favorable, we are willing to inject up to twenty billion American dollars into your venture.

The policy right now stands that any investment put into the bank shall recieve a 1% rate of increase annually. If UniBank increases in size and the amount of money in the vaults the interest rates may rise. It all depends on the economics of the world.

[OOC: I guess I'll give the same deal to everyone..right now the rate of return is 1%. Depending on economic fluctuations this rate will fall and it will rise - if UniBank grows it'll probably rise by a lot. Consequently, I guess that if this rate of return is universal you need to keep track of it yourself, because I'm not going to remember.]

Wire From First Alexian International Bank of Generia City:

In order to assist you in jumpstarting this program, we shall provide an initial investment of ten billion American dollars.

Ab-shalom and Greetings;

Vastivan Credit Union agrees to place a "slush" fund into your bank at the annual interest of 1%, with the understanding the sum of the fund must be kept liquid and available, within reason. The investment will be used on a daily basis to balance the purchases and sales of Vastivan nationals abroad, using their VCL Visas. Rest assured, these transactions in total should result in a net stable fund.

Our summary investment of 1.3 trillion USD equivalent will be transferred to your institution immediately.

Namaste,
Arvald Durning
CFO, Vastivan Credit Union
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva

OOC: That means "assume there's lots of little transactions, don't try and keep track, we're talking billions of transactions daily. In total, the amount should stay the same".

[OOC: Hehe, alright.]

Generic Empire:
Your transaction has been noted and it has been electronically transferred to UniBank. We thank you for your investments.

Dimiech von Kroth [CEO of UniBank]

Vastiva:
Your transaction has been noted and it has been electronically transferred to UniBank. It should also be noted that you have made the largest investment yet!

Dimiech von Kroth [CEO of UniBank]

[OOC: Well I guess it is realitic that said money would be available to your citizens, however, the UniBank is really designed for nations as a whole. But, again, the entire procedure is realistic, and that's how it should be, but yea, anything 'slush' funds or the like should be kept so that it remains relatively the same. Profit for UniBank will only include major bank note withdrawls from nations as a whole. I was looking foward to a multitude of 'small nations' looking into the bank to withdraw money for their growing armies and such. Hehe.]

OOC: As a note, that "slush fund" is being used by our largest corporations, which is why it's so large. Its a means of moving money around through a third party as necessary. Will be referring here now and again as a result.

We wish to invest in this bank. It has alot of potential, and we would bee foolish to pass up this chance. We are willing to invest our own $10,000,000,000 (10 billion) in this international bank.

We wish to invest in this bank. It has alot of potential, and we would bee foolish to pass up this chance. We are willing to invest our own $10,000,000,000 (10 billion) in this international bank.

The investment has been noted and will be electronically transferred to the bank's coffers.

Dimiech von Kroth [CEO of UniBank]

[OOC: Again, keep track of your own 1% return rate..you recieve it every 12 days..I should really put a disclaimer at the top of this thread.]

((OOC: every 12 days it goes up 1%? Sure, I can remember that))

To: The Macabee Empire
From: The Queen of Tree Hugging Lesbians


Hey there, we'd like to put a billion dollars in this new bank if thats alright? We may put in more at a later date.

To: The Macabee Empire
From: The Queen of Tree Hugging Lesbians


Hey there, we'd like to put a billion dollars in this new bank if thats alright? We may put in more at a later date.

Your investment has been noted and the money will be automatically wired to computers of UniBank. Thank you for your investment.

Dimiech von Kroth [CEO of UniBank]

OOC: See? We start trends.

FROM: Roger Fillmore, The National Bank of Magna Cartman (President).

The Colony of Magna Cartman, with it's small but flourishing economy wishes to invest the sum of $10,000,000 ($10 M) into your bank.

Regards,
Roger.

FROM: Roger Fillmore, The National Bank of Magna Cartman (President).

The Colony of Magna Cartman, with it's small but flourishing economy wishes to invest the sum of $10,000,000 ($10 M) into your bank.

Regards,
Roger.

To: Roger Fillmore, The National Bank of Magna Cartman

Your investment has been noticed and has been electronically transferred to the accounts of UniBank. We hope that your investment reaps your country great rewards. Note that you recieve a 1% return rate on your investment - you should keep track of that yourself. Again, we thank you for this most wonderful investment.


Dimiech von Kroth [CEO of UniBank]

In a startling announcement Emperor Jonach I had decided to invest a further nine hundred and ninety billion US Dollars into UniBank for a total of one trillion USD.

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The government of The Vuhifellian States would like to invest 20 Billion dollars into this bank.

btw: Our debt of 6 Billion dollars to the Macabee government will be wired after the wedding ceremony in Dostanuot Loj.

[OOC: I wasn't even aware that you owed me money :P ... hehe.]

To: The Vuhifellian States
Your twenty billion investment has been noted and will be wired electronically to the accounts of UniBank. We hope that UniBank serves your nation better and allows your nation to grow and prosper as it joins a new world market.

Dimiech von Kroth [CEO of UniBank]

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Imperial Pharma-Tech, the premier research corporation of Fluffywuffy, would like to invest $100 billion dollars into your bank.

-Roger Durling, CEO of Imperial Pharma-Tech

[OOC: Ah, yes, a nice convenient place for me to store money for my terrorist RPs AND make money]

To: Fluffywuffy
Your investment has been nodded and said money will be electronically transferred to the central system of UniBank. We wish to thank you personally for your investment.

Dimiech von Kroth [CEO of UniBank]

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The Vuhifellian Government has authorized the transfer of another 20 Billion lump sum investment in the Universal Bank. Also we will make regular payments of 1 Billion dollars every Month (RL Day) to UniBank.

The Democratic Republic of Northren Ireland will invest 1 billion dollars in the Uniersal bank.

Both nations have been confirmed and the alloted funds will be transferred immediately through electronics.


Dimiech von Kroth [CEO of UniBank]

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Ab-shalom and greetings;

In view of a large purchase of oil tankers and several oil explorations and contracts being finalized, our investment will be increased by 300 billion for the time being.

Namaste,
Arvald Durning
CFO, Vastivan Credit Union
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva

To The Universal Bank,
The Holy Empire of Streleheim wishes to invest 1,000,000,000 United States Dollars in the Universal Bank.

Respectfully,
Vladamir Geretzen,
Imperial Minister of Trade and Commerce,
The Holy Empire of Streleheim

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From : Mationland Finance Minister
To : World Bank

We (Mationland) would like to invest US 20 billion dollars in the world bank . I (Finance Minister) has the support of his majesty , the Dictator Of Mationland .

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IC:

We would be interesting in opening a Governmental Account with the Universal Bank, as well as making it's services available to private citizens (OOC: obviously the rich ones usually CEO's or Members of the Imperial Court or Imperial Senate) and our corporations.

As a starting deposit we would like to use $20 billion from this years budget, and we would like to create a standing order for $10 billion per year as a fund.

For God and Saint Peter,

Juniper Bushicus,
Chancellor to the Emperor,

OOC: Sums invested?

[OOC: Guys, sorry for this sorta dying. I'm hell of busy with prom and working to get the money for prom [around 300-500 dollars] so yea...sorry, will get to this sometime this week!]

[OOC: Ok, finally, had more time to keep track of this. Now, I'm going to just delete all foreign investment, assuming that it was taken out before UniBank's drop into obscurement. Now, from now on I'm keeping a bit more detailed record sheet of everything invested and will post it on the net on my server, and link it from here.

So, let's resume this shall we!]

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We would like to invest 4 trillion USD into your bank. The money will be wired as soon as you confirm your recognition of the investment.

-Oleg Letunov, Minister of international investment

OOC: Okay so what is the growth rate for my investmant iin percentages, in the first post you said something about 1% per day? Is that true?

We would like to invest 4 trillion USD into your bank. The money will be wired as soon as you confirm your recognition of the investment.

-Oleg Letunov, Minister of international investment

OOC: Okay so what is the growth rate for my investmant iin percentages, in the first post you said something about 1% per day? Is that true?

I believe what it says is 1% interest annually (NS) and 1 RL day = 1 NS Month... Meaning every 12 days you get 1%

We would like to invest 4 trillion USD into your bank. The money will be wired as soon as you confirm your recognition of the investment.

-Oleg Letunov, Minister of international investment

OOC: Okay so what is the growth rate for my investmant iin percentages, in the first post you said something about 1% per day? Is that true?


Oleg Letunov,

We're glad that Pushka has decided to invest four trillion United States Dollars within UniBank, and this massive fund will help power the reserves and allow other nations to begin borrowing. The money will be safeguarded within our coffers, while the interest rate is one percent. Thank you for your investment; you have picked the safest bank amongst all others.

[signed]Dimiech von Kroth, CEO of UniBank

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