NationStates Jolt Archive


Libertines hired to make national anthem.

Ankhmet
24-03-2005, 20:41
"Today the Comrade Comissar for National Music and Recreation hired the Libertines to compose a national anthem. Unfortunately the lead singer was completely bombed and just gave us 'Up The Bracket', and that shall be the National Anthem of Ankhmet from now to eternity. However, the Comissar then kidnapped them for being lazy. May it be remembered forever.Now to geological matters. Today, a mountain shaped just like a giant, hairy co-...Oh, that's all we have time for. Thank you for watching 'people's recreational and information programming slot number four."