NationStates Jolt Archive

*In the office of the Emporer*

"My Fellow Shazbotdonians and all Mankind around the world. Today has been a great day for the nation of Shazbotdom. We have reached a mark that only few have. We have reached 1 Billion Citizens today!"
Clapping is heard from a small contingant of press in the room.
"Today we will celebrate. Everyone can do anything they want to celebrate this occasion. From having not-well-prepared parades to shooting off fireworks into the sky. Today, Almost anything goes!"


*In the center of the city*

Many people had gathered to view the live telecast of the Emporer on a large monitor. Then the news cut to a view of the 1 Billionth baby, all cozy in one of Shazbotdom's largest hospitals. Many "Aww's" and "oooh's" are heard from the crowd as they watch this breaking news story unfold in front of their eyes.

We congratulate you! It was long ago that we hit 1 billion, but it was a grand day. Now, you just have to keep going to catch up to us 4,000,000,000+ nations ;)

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Official Pacitalian Government Statement
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The people of Pacitalia congratulate you on reaching this milestone in your national history! It's not often a nation reaches this mark, so be proud and happy, and make it an enjoyable experience for all.

In response to this wonderful event, we are to send 3,000 bottles of Pacitalian champagne and 2,000 jars of samta crema* with an adequate supply of crackers. We hope this is a good addition to your billionth-citizen celebrations.

Again, congratulations.

Vasiliou Bandanaris
Agustinate of International Relations

(OOC: samta crema is a Pacitalian cream cheese dip, with vegetables, herbs and spices)

The Empire of Falastur congratulates you on this momentous milestone in the history of your great nation, an occasion made all the more poinant in the fact that the Falastur itself is expecting its 3,500,000,000th birth in only a short time. When the fireworks light up the skies over every house in the Empire upon that occasion, Shazbotdom will be honoured and celebrated as Falastur will.

Congratulations.

Nice

-Official Response from President Anderson-

Congratulations to the people of Shazbotdom for reaching the memorable and highly significant boundary of 1 billion people.

We hope that you continue to grow and prosper in the years ahead.

The Queen sliver sends you one of her Dead Crystal Eggs in honor of this occasion. Please be patient though, as this is a long distance shipment from Riptide, a planet In another galaxy. It should be there though within two to three working days.

RESPONSE FROM THE LORD GOD RA OF ANKHMET

The Lord God Ra of Ankhmet offers his congratulations to a new member of the august ranks of the large nations. May your nation forever conquer others. The Lord Ra asks if He may be present in your nation to offer your leader the Mark of Ra, an anointing oil which marks him as one of those Ankhmet would be friends with, and an honour which has only been bestowed upon His Holiest Priests, and fellow Gods of the Tribunal; Semerkhet and Set.

Statement of the Prime Minister
We will also be sending 1,000 bottles of Ra's own wine, made by the God Himself in years gone by. Each bottle is a holy relic, and we hope you will enjoy the wine.

***Official Responce***

To: All Responding Nations

We accept any wine given to us. We thank the nations of Ankhmet, Warhaven, Independent Hitmen, Zossen, Falastur, Pacitalia, and Neo Earth for their positive thoughts. We give many thanks to the nations of Ankhmet, Warhaven and Pacitalia for their kind gifts. We will make good use of the ones we have recieved now and good use of the ones we will recieve soon.

Emporer Shaz Bot

A godmodishly huge ship with the logo UPS appears over Shazbotdom. A Winged snake with claws flys to emeror Shazbotdom and hands him a giant crystal egg.

"Sign here please." Hisses the snake in fluent Shazbotdomian. After getting the sig, the snake flys away into the space craft. It turns around and everyone in Shazbotdom can see the words "Universal Parcel Service" on the backside of the ship. The Ship disappears, off to make another delivery.

Message from Jamum command

we celebrate your growth and wish that you join our alliance......friend?

(http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8520337#post8520337)

Well 1 billion is always a point I set myself for in populations I do that alot

Well 1 billion is always a point I set myself for in populations I do that alot
:rolleyes:
Always one.

How else can population grow? Does growth rate change? This is only like my third day so just asking.

OOC:
Population growth is determined by several factors. Although i believe in game, one Real Life Day equals 1 NationStates Year. So each day that goes by is one year and populations are calculated accordingly.


IC:
TO: All Nations
FROM: Emporer Shaz Bot

We thank you for your kind words during this great moment in the history of Shazbotdom. We will be sending around $100,000 worth of Shazbots, Our nations currency, to your nation in exchange for the goods that you sent us. FOr those nations who haven't sent anything, we will send $1,000 worth of Shazbots to be nice.

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