NationStates Jolt Archive

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(Screen turns to a blue background with white words saying: Special Report)
"This is a HPBC News Special Report with Bill O'Really."

"Hello, I'm Bill O'Really. Today, tragedy has struck our nation. President Holtz, while walking towards his office, had a severe heart attack and collapsed. He was rushed to the hospital where he is currently in critical condition. We go now to Sean Handdity who is outside the hospital. Sean, can you give us more details?"

"Yes, Bill, and it is good news. Doctors say that President Holtz will live and he will return to normal in about a month or so. President Holtz is now alert but very weak and in great pain. He jokingly said this after he regained consciousness,'You know, I am really going to have to lay off on the bacon.' Although President Holtz said that, doctors say that his arteries are perfectly healthy and this is probably due to family history. So, good news from the doctors, Bill."

"Good to hear that, Sean. We will update you if anything comes to our attention, folks. We now return you to your regularly scheduled crappy soap opera.

*Sage Patriarch Saerus*

*We at Jenrak are gravely sorry for the damage your president has suffered from his sever heart attack, and we cannot relate to it sadly, as most of our leaders were killed or assasinated and our current leader is young.

However, to show our appreciation for your leader's recovery, we are sending a 'Good Luck' package to your nation, as a token of care. It is comprised of Mountain Snow, a talking Macaw, and a very glorious set of swords, each priced at $4,500 each.

Have care.*

Thank you for the gifts.

a sniper from the c.s.a took aim at president holtz with his psg 1 ''bye bye'' he said as he pulled the triger and the surrpressed sniper weapon fired hitting the president in the shoulder. ''damn missed the heart'' he thought down sider of using primative weapons he mused.

a sniper from the c.s.a took aim at president holtz with his psg 1 ''bye bye'' he said as he pulled the triger and the surrpressed sniper weapon fired hitting the president in the shoulder. ''damn missed the heart'' he thought down sider of using primative weapons he mused.
Ummm....question. How did you him into my country? Your RP is ignored.

space tech nation i just transported him

space tech nation i just transported him
Um...okay but, you should have announce it on the RP and labeled it a secret IC. Then it would make sense.

secert ic he aimed again this time turning his scope on holtz's head he hanget to a tranq dart . he squezed the trigger the dart flew out of the riffle.

Fortunately, Falcania just happened to project it's anti-godmod defence footprint over Holy Paradise territory and that collosal godmod was ignored.

Meanwhile, King Falcon II sent a gift package containing some Falcanian Truffle chocolates, some world-famous Falcanian mountain-grown red grapes, and a bottle of wine made from same, along with a tub of Falcanian Fried Falcon, three Discworld novels and a card reading: "Dear President Holtz, Owned! Get well soon, KFII"

falc we agrred to it any way ya dont know me guys motive he want to help holtz but rulsephrioth's first contact rules stte lower tech nations on statleaders who are being taken for medical care must be tranqed.

Fortunately, Falcania just happened to project it's anti-godmod defence footprint over Holy Paradise territory and that collosal godmod was ignored.

Meanwhile, King Falcon II sent a gift package containing some Falcanian Truffle chocolates, some world-famous Falcanian mountain-grown red grapes, and a bottle of wine made from same, along with a tub of Falcanian Fried Falcon, three Discworld novels and a card reading: "Dear President Holtz, Owned! Get well soon, KFII"
Thank you for the gifts. President Holtz really likes chocolate.

(OOC: John, long time no see! :D)

IC:

I am deeply saddened by my good friend John's hospitalization. On behalf of all Roach-Busterians, I wish him a total and speedy recovery. May God bless him and the great people of Holy Paradise.

-Generalissimo J.L.

the sniper droped his rifle and signeled the hosptial ship this is vipper mission failed holtz doesnot want advanced medial care

(OOC: John, long time no see! :D)

IC:

I am deeply saddened by my good friend John's hospitalization. On behalf of all Roach-Busterians, I wish him a total and speedy recovery. May God bless him and the great people of Holy Paradise.

-Generalissimo J.L.

OOC: Same here.

IC: President Holtz thanks you for your sympathy, and he is happy to inform you that he is well on the way to complete recovery. Thank you.
-Vice Pres. Crook

OOC: Same here.

IC: President Holtz thanks you for your sympathy, and he is happy to inform you that he is well on the way to complete recovery. Thank you.
-Vice Pres. Crook

If possible, may the Generalissimo fly to Holy Paradise to visit John in person?

-Joseph Dies, RB ambassador to Holy Paradise

ic lord ryu sends an email to holtz ''i am deeply sorry for that rengade spy tring to tranq you we at sephrioth wish to offer you advanced medical care for free we could repair the heart for free'' it said.

bump up to the top an holy paradise check ya tgs

If possible, may the Generalissimo fly to Holy Paradise to visit John in person?

-Joseph Dies, RB ambassador to Holy Paradise
Yes it is fine.

ic lord ryu sends an email to holtz ''i am deeply sorry for that rengade spy tring to tranq you we at sephrioth wish to offer you advanced medical care for free we could repair the heart for free'' it said.
RE: Med Care
It is alright. And no, I am fine. I wish to recover myself, as it strengthens the soul and allows me to think about what I have done in my life.
-President Holtz

message from Jamum command

please except this bunch of grapes from the people of Jamum and to cheer you up more we offer a place in our alliance (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=407371&page=2&pp=15)

I'm on my way, old friend.

-Generalissimo J.L.