NationStates Jolt Archive

Broadcast from HoL broadcast corp.;
"Hi there, HoL guys and gals. This country is now under the control of Mad Jim Scuggins and his Howling Psychos. Y'all pay your taxes on time and no-one'll get hurt."

Broadcast from HoL free radio.
"All you guys out there. HoL media and main armaments have been taken over by a bunch of mercenary bikers led by the Howling Psychos. These men are quickly building a following and the free thinkers of HoL are fighting back. There is now battle in the streets of Trash City and many Holians are fleeing to the slag hills and the carrier bag wastelands.
HoL free radio urges Holians to join the fight against these thugs who are trying to impose feudalism on our land. It's time to stand up for Anarchy!"

Feudalism is a great form or government but we will not let them enforce in upon you.. my nation suprisingly voted for it.

IC: We will be siding with the majority of Civilians.

The Behemoth Citadels of Pallawish are willing to send a small army regiment of 2,000 troops to quell this uprising. We ask that maybe in the future we could begin further relations between our nations.

The following troops will be deployed to the danger zone:

- 1,000 Soldiers equipped with AK-47s, Grenades, Head armour and Vest.

- 100 Specialised War Medics equipped with handgun and medi-kit.

- 900 Special Op stealth soldiers equipped with Dragonov Sniper Rifle, Gas Grenades, Night Vision Goggles, Bulletproof vests and camoflauge outfit.

You will be free to control these men and after the rebellion is quelled they will report back to the region of Tropico by Boat and then transported by truck to the nation of Pallawish to report to their barracks.

May the rebellion be crushed swiftly and easily.

- Signed Lord Thomas III

OOC: Actually, since HoL is an anarchy, it's going to be up to your troops to command themselves.

IC: The frontiers of HoL are generally wide open. There are a few natural hazards, however. Since the place is essentially a huge garbage dump, a large area to the North is the Diaperswamp. Composed of thousands of millions of discarded (and used) diapers, this is an unhealthy place to be.

The seas are patrolled by all sorts of pirates and smugglers.....actually, since there are no import/export laws then there can't be smugglers. the air is similarly used by private groups of individuals, but probably gives the best route into HoLian space and Trash City (nominally the capital.)