NationStates Jolt Archive

~Wolfesburg national news~

News anchor: Good afternoon and welcome to the five o'clock news. Today the Wolfesburg Government announced that it has strong intelligence that Moronyicka has at least one if not more unmanned spy planes in our country. President Wolfe released this statement today saying quote "This discovery deeply disheartens me because of the fact the Imperial Kingdom of Moronyicka lied when they gave us the list of planes that they were sending into our country when we allowed them to build an embassy and small military base." The President then went on to say. " I give this warning to King Jedo, get all of your forces out of the United States of Wolfesburg before we are forced to take action"

Thank you, and good night.

NEWS FLASH (AP)

The Wolfesburg embassy in Moronyicka has been surrounded by the Moronyicka Domestic Military. All occupants have been ordered out so they can be tried for war crimes.

Also, the Moronyickan embassy on Wolfe Island has been evacuated. However, the military base has been put on high alert, the aircraft are ready to defend agianst an attack.

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To: Wolfesburg Government.

"Silence you heathen! We have done no such thing. We do not feel it is our best interest to abandon one of our key airbases. It has been of great strategic importance to us.

It is clear that you do not know how to manage it. For the sake of your people I suggest you just back down. If you will not comply, we will take Wolfe Island in the name of Moronyicka!

~King Jedo~

Shortly after sending this message, King Jedo activated the "Yankee Assault Fleet" and deployed it off the coast of Wolfesburg.

The Adept couldn't help but grin as he went over the news reports. The two nations were on the brink of total war, with the accused aggressor in complete denial. Such a plot smelled of outside tampering, but it wasn't unreasonable that it was some other group than the one he was in. His fellows had yet to quash other hidden societies that might interfere with their plans.

Martens just sits in his bunker drinking Warsteiner as he watches the situation unfold. "Mmh. I hope something fun comes out of all this." then he reclines lightly.

"Sir, Wolfesburg & Moronyicka are on the brink of war! Who shall we support!?!"
"Moronyicka seems to be a wise choice"
"What shall we do?"
"Tell our forces in Manchester to attack the city and crush all resistance, from there on we shall ship in men and divide the country between the two powers"
"But, what if Guffingofrd intervenes?"
"Guffingford shall not intervene, you can be sure of that"

ALL BOMBERS TO BOMBARD WOLFESBURG CAPITAL A.S.A.P!

As 475 bombers lift off the hard tarmac at Gannon Airforce base they knew their objective, to destroy Wolfesburg morale and achive victory, it was now our turn to annex, and the rewards would be sweet.

The Reich supports Wolfesburg in this matter. They have the right to treat spies they way they want. Ever since all laws regarding war have been nullified by General Ynsson (recently demoted) nobody is allowed to say what he can and cannot do to these criminals.

- Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

"Sir, Wolfesburg & Moronyicka are on the brink of war! Who shall we support!?!"
"Moronyicka seems to be a wise choice"
"What shall we do?"
"Tell our forces in Manchester to attack the city and crush all resistance, from there on we shall ship in men and divide the country between the two powers"
"But, what if Guffingofrd intervenes?"
"Guffingford shall not intervene, you can be sure of that"

ALL BOMBERS TO BOMBARD WOLFESBURG CAPITAL A.S.A.P!

As 475 bombers lift off the hard tarmac at Gannon Airforce base they knew their objective, to destroy Wolfesburg morale and achive victory, it was now our turn to annex, and the rewards would be sweet.


OOC:
The Communist Lands of The Upper Congo could you post what kind of bombers your sending. also dont you think thats a little too many bombers

IC: As soon as President Wolfe got wind of this information he called for fighters to be sent out to intercept these bombers before Wolfesburgs capital city became a “living hell”. Later President Wolfe released this statement saying quote “These traders will be punished for turning there back on this country, if upper Congo does not call of this strike, then I as a President to protect my country will bombard your country full force and make you wish you had never tried to annex this peaceful nation.

These are the fighters that are being sent to intercept you bombers:

*(30)F-14
*(40)F/A-18
*(50)F-16 Falcons
*(20) F-22 Raptors

Guffingford, I President Steven Wolfe would like to extend my thanks for your clear vision of seeing these war mongrels and their evil plans of making an alliance to take control of this peaceful nation.

The following has been deployed and heading for the cost of Moronyicka:
(2) Kitty Hawk AC
each carrying:
(2) AH-64 Apaches
(2) RAH-66 Comanche’s
(3) H-53 Sikorskys
(2) MH-60 Multi-Mission/ Special Operation Black Hawk
(2) Mi-35 Hind
(10)B-1 Lancer Bombers
(5)F-117A Nighthawk
(30)F-22 Raptors

(1)City Class Ballistic Missile Submarine
(3)Egyptian Class Missile Cruiser
(5)PS1191 Patrol/Escort Corvette
(4) Fregat II Destroyers
(2)Port Class Amphibious Assault Ship
each carrying:
(4)M1A2 Abrams MBTs
(3)M-113A3 Armored Personnel Carrier
(2)M-270A1 MLRS Mobile Rocket Launcher

*Sage Patriarch, Saerus*

The Arbalest Army of Jenrak will be supporting Wolfesburg, as long as the embassy on the island remains intact, and the Military base is defended. Although sending military force is something of our nature, we are currently busy with the political dispute between a certain argument of merit within our own borders, so we will be sending over cash so that Wolfesburg can purchase or creat emore with the money we send them.

(10)B-1 Lancer Bombers
(5)F-117A Nighthawk

OOC: Er... How are you getting B1s and F117s off an AC?

IC:

As the fleet moved in closer to wolfesburg they began to spread apart in an effort surround the small island. The Kitty Hawks immediately launched fighter jets in an attempt to cut off the island from the mainland.

The blackhawks, which had picked up the occupants of the embassy, now landed the a kitty hawk and for now were safe.

The cruisers, destroyers and arsenal ships all loaded up their cruise missiles and the Wasps prepared for the landing.

Yankee Assault Fleet

Location: Off the coast of Wolfesburg
Status: Deployed in conflict

2- Kitty Hawk Aircraft carriers
3- DDG-993 KIDD class destroyers
2- DD-963 SPRUANCE class destroyers
1- T-AFS 8 Sirius Combat Stores Ship
1- AOE Sacramento Fast Combat Support Ship
2- California class cruisers
2- Seawolf Class Submarines
2- SSN Sturgeon class Submarines
5- LHD Wasp class AAS
1- Emory Land Submarine tender
7- Godzilla Arsenal Ships

Kitty Hawks are carrying:

15- F-14 Tomcats
28- F18 Hornets
23- F-18E Super Hornets
10- Apache Helicopters
5- Comanche Helicopters
3- S3B Viking
2- SH-60 LAMPS Seahawk

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Outside of the Wolfesburg embassy in Moronyicka, the MDM surrounded the building. The soldiers were armed with anything from MP5s and M16s, to 12 gauges and 9mms. There were about 65 soldiers at the building along with a few APCs and an Apache.

The sharpshooters were in place and the strike teams were ready, they gave one more order for the delegates to come out or the soldiers were coming in. What happened next was up to the Wolfesburgians.

OOC: Er... How are you getting B1s and F117s off an AC?

IC:

As the fleet moved in closer to wolfesburg they began to spread apart in an effort surround the small island. The Kitty Hawks immediately launched fighter jets in an attempt to cut off the island from the mainland.

The cruisers and destroyer loaded up their cruise missiles and the Wasps prepared for the landing.

Yankee Assault Fleet

Location: Off the coast of Wolfesburg
Status: Deployed in conflict

2- Kitty Hawk Aircraft carriers
3- DDG-993 KIDD class destroyers
2- DD-963 SPRUANCE class destroyers
1- T-AFS 8 Sirius Combat Stores Ship
1- AOE Sacramento Fast Combat Support Ship
2- California class cruisers
2- Seawolf Class Submarines
2- SSN Sturgeon class Submarines
5- LHD Wasp class AAS
1- Emory Land Submarine tender
7- Godzilla Arsenal Ships

Kitty Hawks are carrying:

15- F-14 Tomcats
28- F18 Hornets
23- F-18E Super Hornets
10- Apache Helicopters
5- Comanche Helicopters
3- S3B Viking
2- SH-60 LAMPS Seahawk

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Outside of the Wolfesburg embassy in Moronyicka, the MDM surrounded the building. The soldiers were armed with anything from MP5s and M16s, to 12 gauges and 9mms. There were about 65 soldiers at the building along with a few APCs and an Apache.

The sharpshooters were in place and the strike teams were ready, they gave one more order for the delegates to come out or the soldiers were coming in. What happened next was up to the Wolfesburgians.


OOC: Sorry about the bombers being on the ac, guess I got carried away.

At the embassy in Moronyicka

IC: One bodyguard looks out the window and reports to the others. “There most be 60 or 70 soldiers out there”. Now knowing the situation they had to think of a plan, and quick. With only 10 Wolfesburg soldiers in the building and 3 delegates the chance of survival was slim, equip with only 9mms they called back to Wolfesburg. “How long till help arrives?”
“Seven hours and you’ll be homeward bound”

So for seven hours they would have to fight off Moronyickan soldiers with little ammo.

Back home:

two S-3B Viking took off heading off the cost towards Moronyivkas Seawolf Class Submarine and SSN Sturgeon class Submarines. Only picking up the Seawolfs on radar they lock in and diving down launching 10 Harpoons at each

The following has been deployed and heading for the cost of Moronyicka:
(2) Kitty Hawk AC
each carrying:
(2) AH-64 Apaches
(2) RAH-66 Comanche’s
(3) H-53 Sikorskys
(2) MH-60 Multi-Mission/ Special Operation Black Hawk
(2) Mi-35 Hind
(10)B-1 Lancer Bombers
(5)F-117A Nighthawk
(30)F-22 Raptors

(1)City Class Ballistic Missile Submarine
(3)Egyptian Class Missile Cruiser
(5)PS1191 Patrol/Escort Corvette
(4) Fregat II Destroyers
(2)Port Class Amphibious Assault Ship
each carrying:
(4)M1A2 Abrams MBTs
(3)M-113A3 Armored Personnel Carrier
(2)M-270A1 MLRS Mobile Rocket Launcher

You can't afford any of those Naval equipment, start small, don't godmod.

As our glorious bombers head towards the Wolfesburg capital they got ready for a major bombing attack against the crowded city. Armed altogether with 75 fire-bombs and 6,000 normal-bouncer bombs that were to be dropped to destroy any buildings that came in their way the force seemed invincible, escorted by 45 F-15's the enemy could not touch them, they barely had enough money for basic training and equipment for their troops! The press seemed against the war, but President Koberman had promised them that the war would be over within a few days and he was keen to keep up his promise.........

FINAL WARNING BEFORE AIR-STRIKE, SURRENDER NOW OR FACE DESTRUCTION BY OUR NUCLEAR WEAPONS, IF YOU SURRENDER WITHIN 24 HOURS THE BOMB ATTACK WILL NOT GO AHEAD.

You can't afford any of those Naval equipment, start small, don't godmod.
they barely had enough money for basic training and equipment for their troops!


Umm, you hardly spend anymore on defense then him, check it out:

http://www.sunsetrpg.com/nsxmlparser.php

FINAL WARNING BEFORE AIR-STRIKE, SURRENDER NOW OR FACE DESTRUCTION BY OUR NUCLEAR WEAPONS, IF YOU SURRENDER WITHIN 24 HOURS THE BOMB ATTACK WILL NOT GO AHEAD.

Ok, we don't need to be throwing around nukes....

IC post will be up tomorrow

I'm fighting with you, you moron, or maybe I should fight against you?

Yeah, but the country is no good to me once its a barren wasteland, you red idiot.

OOC:
Moronyicka, can I get a location of the embassy that i have in your country.
(pretty sad I don't know where my embassy is)

OOC: In my capital, which is close to the center of the country.

IC: The godzilla class arsenal ships would strike first. They load up their tomahawk cruise missiles and fired at the island. The missile were headed towards all of the; air/missile defense systems, early warning systems and major Wolfesburg army and air bases, all of which were spotted by the preditors earlier.

Current Attack

70 tomahawk Cruise missiles.
-30 at air/missile defense and early warning systems
-20 at major air bases
-20 at major army bases


As the missiles cruised over the ocean near Wolfesburg, back home the MDM soldiers were growing very impatient. They decided that now was the time to strike, and that's what they did.

2 five man strike teams began to approach the embassy. As one team walked up the sidewalk the other team trained there weapons on any type of window or door.

Team 1 quickly ran up and placed an explosive charge on the door. The team then moved away and 10 seconds later the door was blown away by the explosion.

Team 1 immediately rushed towards the building. The two soldiers hurled flashbang grenades into the lobby. Once the grenades ignited, the team rushed into the building, guns shouldered, ready to engage any enemies in the lobby.

Yeah, but the country is no good to me once its a barren wasteland, you red idiot.

Shut up, you dimbwit.

What a waste of time... I already destroyed TUC twice. I nuked his backcountry and I gassed all his major cities with sarin.

What a waste of time... I already destroyed TUC twice. I nuked his backcountry and I gassed all his major cities with sarin.

OOC:Wow, real original tactics there. Sarcasm.