NationStates Jolt Archive

Welcome and good day. This is the Godmod store, your one stop shop for all things Godmod. what is a Godmod you ask? Well, a Godmod is something that couldn't really happen, at least in theory depending on your Tech Level. Magic is a bit undefined, but the wizards council is working to fix that.
The Godmod store is here to fix that. We bring you Items that bend the accepted rules of NS reality, why? because were all Godmodders at heart.

Our first item on the list is The Sword of Godmodish porportions. It can slice, it can dice, it can make chop suey! A wave of this sword and your enemies army will be cut in half. Useful for those long treks through the forest.

Next up is the armor of Godmod. It protects from Bullets, heat waves, cold waves, the electric wave, wave dances, friendly people waving hello, and any other wave. It also protects against all basic weaponry with out taking any damage itself so you never have to clean it or polish it or fix it. Comes with a free can of turtle wax.

Our third item on the list are Boots of insane speed. Run at warp 10 without burning up in the atmosphere! Does not protect against dieing of exaustion.

Fourth on our list is the book of Godmod. It tells you anything you want to know.

Fith on our list is the Godmod weapon. It supercedes all sheilds all armor and always hits with 100% accuracy.

Sixth is the super Godmod armor. It protects against everything, even the Godmod Weapon.

For you magic users out there, we also carry the Godmod spell. It always does what you want and requires little to no energy.

All our items are Free! Thats right Free! FREE! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! FREE!

Don't see an item you know is a Godmod and would like to have? List it with us, tell us what it does, and we'll instantly carry it!
Operators are standing by for your orders now. We carry all shapes, all sizes, all colors no matter what! We gurentee that we have what you want or double your money back.

The Godmod Store is not responsible for any consequences surrounding your new Godmod item. this includes I.G.N.O.R.E.'s, lost RP friends, lost time and anything else not mentioned here.

OOC: Hey! com'on, roll with it. With ALL the storefronts out there, a joke Godmod store is a welcome relief, step in, order something and have a laugh, it's free!

Dear sirs,

You got one of them big ass space stations that has a super laser and looks like a big round golf ball. It crew is over million people and its super laser can destroy a planet in one shot. OMG, that is so cooooooooooooool. I think that call it the ‘Death Star’.

Signed,

Billy Bob Pinetree

WHY yes we carry Death stars Now! what color Laser would you like? Green? Red? Purple? we can make it any color, we can even paint the hull anoy color you want. Imagine a coal black Death Star with a Black Death Ray.

ok i got something that makes that look like nothing

its called the "sun crusher"

this thing shoots torpedos that can destroy a sun its armer it like the godmod super sheald or whatever and its the sise of the milleniom falcon not to menton it moves faster

My leader is almighty Jesus in a tank.

The Holy Amulet of "No, it's not a Godmod!"

If you're using the Armor of Godmod, or the Death Star, or the Sun Crusher (ooohh...), and you get called on it, all you have to do is say the magic words -- you know 'em -- "No it's not a Godmod" and instantly your adversary realizes that your superstuff is perfectly cromulent, all I.G.N.O.R.E. effects are nullified, and everyone bows to your superior might and RP-ing prowess.

Do you carry the one that can be worn in the navel?

Why yes Acadime we do, and at the moment were having a sale! Buy one at regular price get the second one, you guessed it, FREE!

We also have a weapon for the Noobs. A pack of Infinite Nukes for FREE! Specify size when ordering.

MI-6.7 Headquarters

"Sir! It appears that some nation is fueling the Godm0ds!"

"E-gads! This must be stopped!"

"But how?"

"I know!"

"What?"

"Let's send in Pierce Brosnan!"

"Uh, just because he stared as 007 doesn't mean he actua--"

"SILENCE! Pierce Brosnan, go!"

Outside of the Godmod store

Pierce Brosnan carefully tip-toed through the shadows. Damn, I should have paid attention to my agent when I took this job... he thought to himself. Although he didn't know it, the Godmod guards saw him, and were preparing a Godm0d voodoo doll. After a while, one of the guards said, "Screw this," and turned on the shoot-through-walls mod. He then shot out Pierce Brosnans brains.

The Moral of this story: All you nations who are going to whine about everyone here being a n00b, you can't stop them since they are god-mods, so don't even try.

Rolling off the assembly line, Time machines. Keep track of time, and when your bored, travel through it. Has no ill effects on the space Time contuum what so ever and infact all actions are benificiary. Please specify design and style when ordering.

OOC: Second moral to The Lightning Star's story, it's a joke. This is intended for Humor.

Sweet!

<Sidles up to the counter, picks out two extra-glittery amulets, tossing one to the cute girl at the GM catalogue table.>

And I'll take one of those sun crusher whoseewhats while you're at it.

<Puts the sun crusher into her Bag of Holding, which she tucks under her arm. Even though everything's FREE, she plops down a stack of bills on the counter, as a tip. (Each bill is worth 100,000 Federal Grants. The Federal Grant is the currency of Academe, worth about a billion U.S. Dollars.) Walks out the door with a wink at the catalogue girl and a wave to the shopkeeper.>

*waves hand and sends money to extra secure Vault in hidden location the no living or dead entity can find save for the owner of the store, Dark Warfare.*

OOC: Dark warfare is a character from another thread.

how about this

the masive army that wont afect your econumy 80 million troops per 100 million people and your econemy will still last


(the spelling is probly teribol)

OOC: Second moral to The Lightning Star's story, it's a joke. This is intended for Humor.

OOC: Exactly. And even if it werent, j00 c4nn0t st0p t3h g0dm0dz0rz!

I would like to purchase one Instant Orgasam device or is this the wrong thread Ha HA ha-Sigh

Well that or Flame force fields around each of my troops so they are invunerable to anything traveling faster than 2 km an Hour!

OOC:Nebarri Prime, try MS word, most people on her seem to use it, and it works wonders. I'd use myself if this computer had it. I'd install it, but the network Admin wouldn't be happy with me.
IC: Great Idea, lets add Tirelessness and Ungodly strength. Everybody will quake in fear.

OOC: Does anybody know where I can learn Leet speak?

OH! Oh oh! Please might I have a god on a stick? You know the sword that can over come anything? Pretty please? :D

Why yes Cats keep you can, and we'll even wrap it in a pretty pink bow for you.

Harlesburg, your instant Orgasim Device AND your force fields are on the way.

*Turns on Auto Order fill bot and goes to bed.*
The Bot has a sign on it that says:
"Please feel free to kick me. I am impervious to everything."

Grabs the sword, admires the bow and scampers off cackling with glee - just what every girl wants!

Thanks Warhaven!

The Emir of Alexonium requests Godmod Viagra that makes only the girls he wants fall for him at first sight.

OOC:i cant help with where to lern it but if you dont understand this

j00 c4nn0t st0p t3h g0dm0dz0rz

it means

you can not stop the godmoders

i think you all can figur that out though

1337 2P33k !$ t3H fUnzErs

*Gives Alexonium an infinite supply of Godmod Viagra, includes ability to have a hard On at will, for as long as you want.*

Your welcome Cats Keep.

Can I have a foolproof anti-nuke missile system? Or an infinite army that allows me to declare war on the entire world?

OOC: Keep it clean, peeps.

*Sends both Fool-proof Anti-Nuke system, Invincible Army, and an infiinite Pack of Nukes.

OOC:i cant help with where to lern it but if you dont understand this

j00 c4nn0t st0p t3h g0dm0dz0rz

it means

you can not stop the godmoders

i think you all can figur that out though

1337 2P33k !$ t3H fUnzErs

"leet speak is fun"

And it's not that hard, though. You just at a few suffixes, replace the o's with 0's, the l's with the 1s, the e's with the 3's, and you have basic l33t speak(advanced also has "|\| , t3h |_|b3r, etc")

Can I get a Godmod HotRod? It has to have an infinitely high top speed and acceleration, as well as all of its parts being impenetrable by any armament (including nukes, antimatter bombs, etc).

We wish to purchase the deed to the universe(you get to conquer it for us), and the answer to life, the universe and everything*.

*cookie if you give the right answer

Super Duper poop on a stick, all enemies run in horrid fear! Who wants poop on themselves :p


OOC: This is gonna be good.

The answer to Life, the universe, and everything is 42.
Your Deed is signed, sealed, and on the way. (Already conqured!)

The Godmod Hotrod is on the way. to Hotrodia

The Super Duper Poop on a stick is being delivered by Weirdos who love that sort of thing.

Yayyyyyyyy, have 2 cookies(oatmeal-raisin and chocolate chip)

*Gets out a Goddmoddishly big Glass of Milk for the Godmoddishly big Cookies.*

Now added to the catalogue, the Qand of Fate! Yes, when you wave the wand of Fate YOU decide what happens to other people. Even People from other Nations!

Now added to the catalogue, the Qand of Fate! Yes, when you wave the wand of Fate YOU decide what happens to other people. Even People from other Nations!

I want this "qand". It sounds eeeeenteresting.

We wish to place a second order, please ship us the fountain of youth and immortality and a time scooter.

The Godmod Hotrod is on the way. to Hotrodia

Thanks. :) I've always wanted one of those.

ok i got something that makes that look like nothing

its called the "sun crusher"

this thing shoots torpedos that can destroy a sun its armer it like the godmod super sheald or whatever and its the sise of the milleniom falcon not to menton it moves faster

thats out of starwars yeah...at least one of the books...?

The Qand of Fate is on its way.

The Fountain of Youth and Immortality, and the time scooter is on its way.


OOC: I meant Wand of fate, oh well. What is a Qand? I think it's similar to a Wand but even better!

OOC:

Hmmm.... now that we're all suited up with new toys, and we're in touch with our inner Godmodders, what would it be like if we had a place to play... you know, a thread specifically set up for "ALL GODMODDING, ALL THE TIME." Might be fun for 20 minutes or so.


Fires up imagination machine...

A: My super warpspeed invisijet dumps its cache of infinite nukes over B City and zooms away, the captain giggling with glee at the thought of having wiped out an entire civilization at the touch of a button.

B: But wait! A's nuclear bombs didn't fall on my country, but on a hologram I had placed 100,000 miles away in order to trick A into using up their infinite supply of nukes!

A: No fair! Godmodding!

B: No it's not. I'm wearing the Amulet! Now bow down in submission!

A: Forget it! I hop into my time machine and return 10 minutes before the bombing run. My crack team of ninja haxx0rz jams B's hologram projector and Captain A of the Royal A Airfarce climbs into the cockpit of the invisijet...

B: Wha--? That's it, I give up. <Goes home, pouting. Flushes amulet down the toilet.>

A: HAHAHA! ALL HAIL THE KING OF A!!! <Proceeds to colonize B's former country, which is remarkably intact despite the fact that its citizens were vaporized.>


Of course, there would have to be a caveat that nothing said or done inside the Godmod Sandbox would ever leave the Godmod Sandbox...

The Qand of Fate is on its way.

The Fountain of Youth and Immortality, and the time scooter is on its way.


OOC: I meant Wand of fate, oh well. What is a Qand? I think it's similar to a Wand but even better!

OOC: Qand is better than wand!

Hey, Good Idea! Set it up, I'll play. I can Godmod even better than sephiroth. Of course, I am also about to go to bed, but I'll still play!

OOC:

I think I'll set it up tomorrow. I HAVE to get some sleep. Stupid RL, where I can't just Godmod myself a few extra hours into the day...

I'm new to this, though. Where would be the appropriate place to start such a thread? Here in the International Incidents, or somewhere less... serious?

I'm sad to have come to NS after the demise of Sephiroth. Clearly a godmodding legend!

'Night!

:D MI-6.7 Headquarters

"Sir! It appears that some nation is fueling the Godm0ds!"

"E-gads! This must be stopped!"

"But how?"

"I know!"

"What?"

"Let's send in Pierce Brosnan!"

"Uh, just because he stared as 007 doesn't mean he actua--"

"SILENCE! Pierce Brosnan, go!"

Outside of the Godmod store

Pierce Brosnan carefully tip-toed through the shadows. Damn, I should have paid attention to my agent when I took this job... he thought to himself. Although he didn't know it, the Godmod guards saw him, and were preparing a Godm0d voodoo doll. After a while, one of the guards said, "Screw this," and turned on the shoot-through-walls mod. He then shot out Pierce Brosnans brains.

The Moral of this story: All you nations who are going to whine about everyone here being a n00b, you can't stop them since they are god-mods, so don't even try.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
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"Q?"
"yes Ms. Moneypenny, what is it?"
"Sir, Pierce Brosnon has been shot."
"What, good god woman, you know what this means don't you?"
"Yes sir, I do, I've aready placed the calls"
"Good lord, these g0dm0ddders have to go - you know what will happen if we fail this time don't you."
"Yes sir, I do, but I don't think we will."
"Oh, and what makes you so sure?"
"Well sir, Sean Connery still has that Lotus Esprit than turns into a submarine and can launch torpedoes from 30 miles away without any chance of a miss and Roger Moore still has an Octopussy weapon or two hidden in his trousers."
"Thank god Moneypenny, once again you're right on the target, now if only Sean can use his Highlander sword properly . . ."

WHY yes we carry Death stars Now! what color Laser would you like? Green? Red? Purple? we can make it any color, we can even paint the hull anoy color you want. Imagine a coal black Death Star with a Black Death Ray.

I will take me two coal black Death Star with a White Death Ray and super shields of God on them both. And by the way, my sister want a Hot Pink Death Star with a Hot Pink Death Ray.

Signed,

Billy Bob Pinetree

This is Emperor Maximus IV from the Empire of Sidestreamer, just wanting to thank you for this store. I took the leisure of acquiring my own fist of rage, and with it and one solid swing, I spoke to the planets, and decided to kill God. God fell upon the oceans and the tidal wave that ensured destroyed the entire Secular Nations Union. The Moral Alliance and the Militaristic Legions, protected by my Shield of the Godmoded Aegis, were the only nations that survived the tidal flood, and we subsequently ruled the world, until I spoke the word of God and spontaneoulsy destroyed my allies, and liberated their respective Dragonball Z paraphenalia for myself.

NEW ADDITION TO THE GODMOD STORE


It has now been confirmed that CSJGMI's patented Instarmy is now available for purchase through The Godmod Store.

*Picture of a black sphere roughly the size of a poppy seed*

The Instarmy is a very small, easily portable device that, when combined with a drop of water, instantly transforms into a 10 million man fighting force with the best training and equipment available. But that's not all, each Instarmy comes complete with all supplies and funding needed for 10,000 years of operation, so it's guaranteed to cause no strain on your economy whatsoever. Not only that, but the equipment is instantly upgradable should a superior device become avaialble, at no cost of course.

Want to launch a successful invasion, but can't be bothered with all those logistics? Just send a spy with a jar of Instarmies and a glass of water, and "poof", instant invasion force already ashore.

Instarmies are available for all tech levels, and come in packages of 10, 100, 1000, 10,000, 100,000 and 1,000,000.

Special limited time offer: buy 1 pack, get another of equal or greater size FREE!!!

Warhaven, this looks brilliant... I'll take one of everything!

might I suggest a Potion of instant tactical brilliance? It turns that boneheaded frontal-assault on an unknown enemy into a brilliant and subtle movement-it also provides all adequate logistics, tech-level conversions, and instantly makes even the most ridiculous weapons-systems (Chemical ICBMs, etc.) into a practical and effective tool for dictating the Fate of a target (no matter how remote). It comes with a bright, cherry flavour, you know.

Why yes Cats keep you can, and we'll even wrap it in a pretty pink bow for you.

Harlesburg, your instant Orgasim Device AND your force fields are on the way.
Huzzah now The Royalist Republican guards of the Communist Republic of The Democraticaly elected Free States of The Peoples Republic Of Harlesburg will be unstopable!-W00T!

All orders are hereby filled and on the way.

We suggest the "Hand of Mod" where your leader can speak the name of the enemy nation and everyone in that nation dies. Perfect for those invasions when you don't want to lose any people to combat. You can also spread plague by cursing the nation and even call on the God Mod to act on your behalf.

We'd place an order but the boss is too busy rolling on the floor, howling with laughter!

Hands of Mods now availible

Now added, The Godmod 3000, NS's fastest processor. It can out think any other processor, no matter what. Compatible with all computer systems.

SUPERNOVA ARMOUR! You know what I mean Warhaven

Supernova armor now availible. Perhaps Snake eaters should purchase a suit for himself and Kaymiril. I have a feeling they might need it within a few days.
HEHEHE(Hint Hint) HEHEHEHE.

I will stick to my exoskelton thank you. But, I will purchase a suit for Kaymiril

bull shit, do you carry that??? :headbang:

Humph. For all the insane weapons of war you might create, what I really want is a date.
Not just any date, but a good date. One that doesn't drain the wallet dry, promise and never call, one that doesn't look like the hind end of a cow, willing for a roll in the hay and nothing more, one that anything I take home washes off. . .
One with nice conversation, witty reparte, neither too long nor too short...
So, make me happy with a good date and I'll order up 10,000 more to set up that invading army with, leaving them distracted and realizing my nation's just a really nice friend to have and stops invading. . .
Got that?

This is The godmod store, we carry every Godmoding item at the godmodish price of free.

I will stick to my exoskelton thank you. But, I will purchase a suit for Kaymiril
I can buy stuff for myself, SE. And personally, I want the Godmode Sword. And, what the heck, Godmode Armor.

Do you have any godmode engines? They run off of H2 yet carry none of the disadvantages, are impossible to break down, and cannot be damaged by any weapon known (or unknown) to man.

Your missing the Holy Hand Grenade, the Legendary Beast of Arrrrrrggggghhh, white fuzzy (bloodthirsty) bunnies, The Black Knight and of course the godmodish French.

Also missing is the invincible polar/grizzly bear trained to eat enemy soldiers and equipped with 2-inch thick kevlar armor. (Yes, I've actually seen this being used.)

I want 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.983374902387032 of air

Also missing the Superbase in the mountains (or volcano) that can't be hit by any conventional ground to ground missile because it's in the middle of Russia or the ocean and can't be hit be any satelite controlled weapon because surrounding it is very convenient dead zone from nuclear testing but is safe only when wearing the god mod armour of the of particular team that runs the facility (so no opposing force can enter, even wearing ther godmod amouur). Oh and it can communicate to its satelite by advanced godmod communication wrsitwatch* which overrides the deadzone.

*the wristwatch uses Warhaven Godmod 3000 supercomputer for uberfast nuclear satelite launching capabilities at your fingertips

Is this where I may purchase the doomsday device?

If so, Id like to have 2.

All items are now availible, all items are now shipped.

The Federal Republic of Bonstock would like to purchase 3.875 billion of each product here, with 5 million more of each every RL day.

But, we really need a "god mod transporter." An uber-aircraft that can suddenly teleport our entire armed population to any victim we seek. We also need clones, lots of them, billions, fully equipped and everything.

Thank you,

Harald, son of Gustav, lord of all Bonstocknians.

These items don't apply to any NS time rules do they? Shipping is instant and building times are very quick (just add water). So I should expect to get items the second the order is confirmed right?

If so I'll have a million of everything. The packages of insta-armies will be the ones which contain 1,000,000 please. I believe the total cost is 0$ if my calculations are correct. Thanks.

Like I said, we'd place an order, but now the boss has passed out from laughing. Though we do have a medic on the way....

Yes, all shipping and building times are instant. The Godmod carrier is now availible. It fits in your pocket, carries everything you could want and still have room for more, and can go literally anywhere! even through Time thanks to the addition of the Time Machine product. Best of all, it looks so innocent that nobody would think twice if they saw one. Not that it matters, it is also indestructable and can destroy anything in its path.
Fully armed and equipped Clones and Drones are now availible. We took the best action movie stars of hollywood and cloned them! We trained them from Birth in the combat style of your choice, best of all, they speak your favorite language with no accent! Plus their equipped with all the best that a godmodder could want.

All orders are filled and shipped.

OK, so you've got the gear... but does your intestinal fortitude measure up? Show off your most Goddish, most Moddish, most Godmoddish Godmods in the Godmodder's Playpen (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=407176) !!!

Has the following item been taken yet?

1 - Eternally Infinite Power of the Almighty Script Writer/Editor

It has the following powers: (..at least those that are allowed to be said)

a) Can rewrite any thread rp to meet the greedy criteria of the owner.

b) Can steal technology, or nullify technology from any nation, by replacing that nations name, with the owner's nations name.

c) Can godmod over any godmod, by just saying so. However it can't be used to godmod over the owner, due to a daily payemnt of coffee and other normally consumed drugs by a person of this stature, due to sheer stress.

d) Is only Union to the owner nation. It is immune to Union tactics from other nations, due to the power of a).

e) Can fight off any other Script Writer/Editors, though the same can be done by another Script Writer/Editor, as if they were members of competing broadcast ownerships.

These are the powers that are known, any others are unfortunately the providence of the Script Writer. Sometimes there's a thing as 'too' much of a godmod. =xX=;;;;

Script writer rewriter now availible. I own one.

How 'bout Bill Gates as a godmod? He could buy the entire enemy nation out. Or sell them computers which immedietly get infected with half a billion viruses and spyware....

After extensive negotiations with the devil, Bill gates's soul no availible for sale with his body.

Heck with the soul, it's the mind we want. =^^=

im not dead just not rping

Actually a very interesting idea I thought of on the topic of shoot-thru-all and block-any-all equipment... 'Course, it defeats the purpose of it by using godmode tech.

The Total-Conversion bomb

Extremely cheap to run (2x ball bearing)!

Creates MASSIVE explosion!

Actually works!

Safe for kids under 3!

Call 1800-LEET

That's 1800-1337

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Actually, the idea was that with the theory that an unstoppable force and an immovable object could in no way coexist, using a godmoded object that goes unstoppable at will, and a godmoded unstoppable gun, you could create a huge fireworks display.

Total conversion Bomb now availible.
Bill Gates is on his way, he comes complete with a Pocket Protector.

Wait - Even better one!

"Heat Seeking Uber Intercontinental Ballistic Missile"

Only $0.0...1!

Solid Fuel!

Automatic Arming! It arms 5 seconds after launch!

High Maneuverability! Turns around in the blink of an eye!

Excellent Sensitivity! ALWAYS detects heat, even through Uber cooling!

Fire and forget! Eliminates the need for expensive control and targeting systems!

Impact Trigger! Will ALWAYS detonate on impact once armed!

Built in IGNORE systems, allowing it to IGNORE it's way past even the most well planned defences!

Total Annihilation! Destroys the ENTIRE country on impact!

Heavy Duty Anti-Regeneration Warhead! Stops country from EVER coming back!

(Anyone else see where this is going? ^.^)

I didn't see the vulnerable and invisible tank, equipped with all the latest über-tech and laser cannons. And of course, it needs no fuel and is unmanned and totally automatical.

Both the Perfect ICBM and the Invisible Auto-tank now availible, for Free!!

Thanks, it's great!

But how about an anti-ignore shield and a Joseph Goebbels?

Why its on its way. It should be there five minutes ago.

Ahem... It's not perfect. Read carefully.

And for those who just can't figure it out, here's why it's NOT perfect.

Solid fuel rockets create a huge amount of heat, and due to inertia, causes the launcher to become extremely hot.

Now, this missile engages 5 seconds after moving out of the launcher, and tracks and detonates on the nearest accessible heat source.

It turns very fast, and will pick up on the LAUNCHER as a heat source.

It also circumvents any defence system, and will pick up the launcher through any cooling.

And voila!

Self-Pwnage

Ha....what if it didn't use solid fuel but water and a bike pump. Intercontinental bottle rockets. No need for training and all those other time and money wasting process. Besides they can be made out of....you guessed it, old plastic bottles!!!

Simple, we don't engage it until its near what we want to explode.
*Demonstrates with a missle. shoots it five hundred yards away over a burning hot desert. Activates it, and it turns around and comes back and hits warhaven*

Aww heck.

*Gets a country in a bag, reinstates warhaven.*

HAHA

I would like 10 deathstars made of chocolate, each with lasers made of chocolate. CHOCOLATE RAYGUNS.

I would also like a button made of chocolate that, when pressed, will instantly destroy the entire universe and all it's sub-dimensions, in a manner somehow related to chocolate. I would like it to be able to use it an infinite number of times, because once isn't enough.

And a flyswatter that works. Damned flies.

ITEMS R FREE WTF THAT ISNT A STOREFRONT STORES MEAN U HAVE TO SELL N GODMOD ITEMS HAFTA SELL 4 GODMOD PRICES CHECK OUT MY GODMOD STORE U NEED TO BE A MEGASUPERQUADRILLIONNAIRE TO GET STUFF11!1!1!

The Godmod Storefront (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=288721)




:D

*bangs head on desk*Some people *points at above post, then at thread title*

All Godmod items from all godmod locations are free here. Why should I sell them for high prices. I don't need money. Why should they go to your store and get your Rediculasly expensive items, when they can come here and get my better quality items for free?

10 chocolate death stars with chocolate death rays now availible. Your button will be in one of them. each time you press it, a diffrent chocolaty death. Their towing your free gift. The chocolate bar of Godmodish porportions. Never runs out.

ok i got something that makes that look like nothing

its called the "sun crusher"

this thing shoots torpedos that can destroy a sun its armer it like the godmod super sheald or whatever and its the sise of the milleniom falcon not to menton it moves faster

Quantum Armour. Trust me, it's quantum armour. It's smaller than the Falcon, faster, can destroy whole star systems by destroying their stars. Powerful little beast... we'll take one!

Right away Snake.

I like being called Snake... do it more often. And thanks for the Sun Crusher *manical laughter*

Snake..........sssssssssssssss...........Sounds deadly. How about The Brick Of Infinite Mass. Lob it a somebody and not only will it take their head off but anything within its flight path will be destroyed as well, including the other people, buildings, the ground, other planets, stars, large stars, stars of godmoddish proportions that when destroyed suck the whole universe into a massive black hole turning it inside out.

I'm just a huge MGS fan. Snake = coolest char ever. And I like the name

What about an infinite nuke generator? You put any two ingredients inside and an infinite number of nukes spawn behind it, and blast away to the origin of the two ingredients. Example: you put camembert cheese and croissants in and France becomes a glass bowl. You put cowpat and a mixed grill in and England is wiped off the map. You put your toenail and hair clippings in and prepare to disintegrate. However, the infinite nuke generator is totally nukeproof.

Also in the godmoding area, the ACME instant war kit! Just put the infantry, cavalry and artillery powder in their respective mugs and add water! Ta-ra! An instant godmoding army with far-future and fantasy tech weapons as standard! Amount of powder allows for an infinite army.

And another innovation, the godmoding gaminator. Just point it at a TV screen and the character(s) on screen will be sucked out, brainwashed to do your bidding, and will appear in the real world in as many instances as you want! (Think 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Master Chiefs)

And last, but not least, the Pocket Mint! Not a tiny yet refreshing sweet, but a device that perfectly replicates any currency you need! It can uplink to the Internet to download the currency again if it changes. It can print out bills AND create coins, just with a touch of a button. Not counterfeited money - it is ACTUALLY the same cash your boss at the insurance company gives you, but an infinite amount of it! Never runs out of paper, ink, holographic material, or metal and electrum. Can print anything from RK New Credits to pounds sterling to USD to the Euro in seconds!

And the best thing is, all of these items are... free.

*cackles with glee as he watches enemy planets explode with flavor*

Also, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like a Starforge.

Guess what I want it made of?

*cackles with glee as he watches enemy planets explode with flavor*

Also, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like a Starforge.

Guess what I want it made of?
Chocolate?

I got something I can sell! With this breath mint, you can blow up entire solar systems, nay universes! One breath and ka-boom!

Now here's something that we found out in the history lesson: A pedaled ICBM!

Not really a godmod, but funny tho. Or atleast it was funny at 8 am.

*bangs head on desk*Some people *points at above post, then at thread title*

*watches as everyone totally either did not get it or apparently clicky the little linky*

*nods*

I would also like an Intercontinental Ballistic Troop Launcher.

This device must be capable of launching 1 human being with equipment to any spot on the globe within 45 minutes.

I would like 1,000,000 of these.

The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From The Future.

Send this to your enemy and it breaks into the headquarters and tells long drawn out stories that never end to your enemy's leaders. They'll be too busy trying to get it to shut up to lead their troops.


OOC: Wow this is the funniest thread ever, it's on par with my Resident Evil Delta thread I think.

I would also like an Intercontinental Ballistic Troop Launcher.

This device must be capable of launching 1 human being with equipment to any spot on the globe within 45 minutes.

I would like 1,000,000 of these.


Why not just get 1 that launches 1,000,000 Troops to anywhere even if they're not going to the same place.

All Eaquipment now availible and sent. Prizes to people that actually try to use them in a real serious thread. Make sure to mention my store when trying to use it.

Example:

Kindura: I use my ICBM troop launcher I got at Warhaven's The Godmod store to launch my Troops and equipment to your capitol!

Other person, obviously lacks a sense of humor: What! No! you can't do that, that's Godmoding.

Kindura: *using the holy amulet of no its not a Godmod.* No, its not a godmod.

Other Person, yes your right. I apologize for my lack of creativity. There is no possible way I can beat such an advanced RP'er like yourself. I willingly surrender my entire kingdom to your more experienced wisdom and knowledge.

Kindura: YAY!

Actually, it would be more like this:

Kindura: I use my ICBM troop launcher I got at Warhaven's The Godmod store to launch 1,000,000 Troops and equipment to your capitol!

*1,000,000 troops burn up on re-entry and deposit their charred corpses in the enemy capital*

mmmmmm Barbecue. You know Warhaven, if this post continues to get replies and such we may be able to get the mods to pull the Godmodders Playground out of the Spam section and then it can get really going you know. Not just you, me and Kaymiril. Of course this would take a lot of effort considering I destroyed the mods, but I'm sure we can work around that. ;)

As for a new product - Boy Band-in-a-Bag*. Similar to Country-in-a-Bag and Insta-Armies in that you just add water except that they are not display only copies. Yes they are actual functioning boy bands!!! Complete with stage and screaming tweens. Air drop a couple in the enemy nation, add water, and watch as they people flee. Soon to be followed with the Popup-Popstar.

*Warning, this product has not been approved by the UN and use of this product against other UN nations may result in the immediate termination of the nation from the UN and all existence. You have been warned.

Godmodder's Playground? Not heard of this one before. Never seen it infact, and I've been RP'ing with Warhaven and Kaymiril since around New Year.

Acedme (hope I spelt it right) created it about a week ago. Then the mods chucked it into the spam section. Acedme disappeared soon after. The mods probably got to him before I destroyed them. Muahahahahaha......

Just go to the Spam section and look around for the God Modders Playpen or somethig to that effect.

EDIT: Warhaven....what is a sliver??

I'll take a look. I'd be interested, given that I don't godmod often. ONly by mistake

It's called a chance to be obnoxious, SE. Only time you'll ever see it...other than in Warhaven's Spam thread.

lol, il def. have to take a look then

I will purchase an infinite amount of anything mentioned in this thread with my Personal Jesus credit card. And I will sell it all for cash. And I will become rich, and this store will be put out of business.

...APRIL FOOL!

well that is notinhing we have the U-bomb (universe bomb) it can destroy evrything in the univers but us cuz it comes with deflevcer silds to protct mi 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 milion trops you cannot kill us cuz it allways maks yuo mis so ha you lose all your people died.

(The U-Bomb also comes witha fully functional coffe maker by Senseo)

Basque Spain dies for his spelling. I cannot be destroyed by that which I cannot read.

(This is the storefront, not the the RP. Hint Hint....)


Since there have been a # of atomic bombs and such and each follow a letter desigantion code I have come up with a simple and cheap way to to create the most powerful bomb on the market. First we had the A-bomb, used during WWII. During the Cold War the H-bomb was devoloped even more powerful than the A-bomb. Basque Spain's U-bomb is now the so called most powerful atomic bomb on the market. Well, even before its release I have come up with and even more destructive weapon. I give to you (pulls a big rope and a red curtain falls) THE Z-BOMB!!!! Through a simple reasoning I found that with each letter designation farther down the alphabet, the more powerful the bomb became so I called my new bomb the Z-bomb, thus it has to be the most powerful bomb in the entire universe that uses the english language. And just to up the ante with Basque Spain's U-bomb, the Z-bomb comes with a commercial cappuccino machine straight from Second Cup!!! I won't get into the specifics of what this bomb does because nobody at the Institute of Really Big Bangs of Saige Dragon is tupid enough to try a test fire. Although there is a theory that it completely implodes the universe and turns it into anti or dark matter. Thus nothing exists or can exist because there is no basis for which matter can be exploited into life, etc...


SO BUY YOUR Z-BOMB TODAY!!! MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT FOR A LOVED ONE!!!

Saige Dragon, and the Institute of Really Big Bangs of Saige Dragon are not responsible for injury, death or the implosion of the universe into anti and/or dark matter. All liabilty issues are that of the consumer once in legal posession of the product.

Even better, get a HAUZ bomb. Why just destroy the universe and everything else? go for complete overkill! a HAUZ bomb destroys everything and its concept, plus the point where the concept originated from, and everything around it. Comes with a Coffe chain of Godmodish properties. yes, that's right, it comes with Starbucks.

I'd like an infinite supply of anti-coffee, please.

Okay, now thats just godmodding...

I have a new design that could work in real life, but would be considered GM on here. SO, I proudly introduce... THE MATTER BOMB!

The basic principle of this weapon is very simple. When matter collides with anit-matter, it creates a reaction that converts 100% of the energy to light. Essentially, when 2 particles collide, they create a 2 photons of light. Now, the energy released from this 'annihilation' is IMMENSE. 5 g of anti matter combined with the same amount of matter would create an explosion capable of wiping nine city blocks. Therefore, mine carries 100g anti-matter. You do the math, but this is a weapon of such power it is scary.

Now avaliable to 'buy' from the GODMOD STORE!

Now Godmod Industries in RK have developed something even more powerful than even the Z bomb... the AZ bomb! It looks like a ring, it feels like a ring, but if you operate the remote control, it shows its true purpose! Think of it as a miniature Halo, but without the Flood. It can wipe out sentient life on entire galaxies at a time! Get rid of your wife! Want to commit suicide and never be missed? Bingo! Wipe every intelligent being from here to High Charity in seconds! It is also indestructible and comes with a fully-automated espresso machine from Swankocup LLC!

You know Snake, if you just put matter and anti-matter generators on the bomb itself, it would have infinite power which I think is much more powerful than your 100g bomb.

When SE GMs, he does it subtly. None of this

I RULE THE WORLD SO ALL OF YOU DIE DUE TO MY BOMB OF SUPER COOL AWESOMENESS!!!!!

for him. No. He does something realistically godmodish.

I fire my Orbital Mind Control Lasers and make you all my loyal slaves.

Warfare is immune to mind control. He fires the Orbital doom laser at your orbatil mind control device and destroys it.

I fire my Orbital Mind Control Lasers and make you all my loyal slaves.

We fire a mind control laser at your mind control laser. :p

Well both your Orbital Mind Control Lasers are actually my mind control lasers. Look on the sticker on the bottem, it says Property of Saige Dragon.

When SE GMs, he does it subtly. None of this

I RULE THE WORLD SO ALL OF YOU DIE DUE TO MY BOMB OF SUPER COOL AWESOMENESS!!!!!

for him. No. He does something realistically godmodish.

Meh. Thats me

You know Snake, if you just put matter and anti-matter generators on the bomb itself, it would have infinite power which I think is much more powerful than your 100g bomb.

Makes it too big for its own good. I prefer to keep things simple

Basque Spain dies for his spelling. I cannot be destroyed by that which I cannot read.
OOC IM a n00b *WINKWINK*

My Mind Control Lasers are Class IV Mind Control Lasers. I don't think this requires further explanation.

And it just so happens I have an Anti-Noob/Newbulizer sitting right over their. Push the button and all noobs/newbs within a godmoddishly large space are disintigrated particle by particle and then reformed into garden gnomes. I hope no one pushes the big red button, *wink, wink*

I cast a Twin-Spelled, Maximized Meteor Swarm on all n00bz within a 200 kilometer radius.

If you guys want to Godmod and stuff with all your Godmod weapons, we have a RP set up here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=407176) . Lots of fun....

My Mind Control Lasers are Class IV Mind Control Lasers. I don't think this requires further explanation.
Well, this just goes to show why your not paid to think. :p :D

Can your Godmod weapon destroy the Godmod shield?

I didnt see it listed but, can I have 100 million man portable mini-guns with each one having 20 million rounds carried on a back pack please.

P.S. The battery should be on the back pack as well, thank you.

RK has done one better. Forget mind control lasers, introducing: the Mind Control Vanity Kit!

Just spit in the provided solution and put it in the container, then press the red button and a "personalized" vanity kit will churn out. Whoever puts this makeup on will immediately be magically connected to your free will! No-one will know that it's the lipstick that's making your disdainful missus suddenly love you! Washable. Comes with tarot line vouchers.

Also, the Psychic Paper(tm) has finally come to the Godmod Store!

If activated properly, the paper will display whatever you want it to seamlessly. Party invites, drivers' licenses, diplomas, whatever! Can be used to get your special forces anywhere in the known world! Comes in a handy wallet and in all sizes.

New from the Necromancers of Warhaven, Its Zombie Army in a Jar! Simply throw this at your enemy and the Hordes of the Afterlife will spring forth and destroy your enemy! Comes complete with the Grim Reaper to control and direct your Army.

Necromancers of Warhaven a sunsidiary of Warhaven Industries INC. Neither Warhaven Industries INC. Nor its Subsidiaries are responsible for any damages that may or may not occur when using Zomie Army in a Jar. Such Damages may include Loss of soul, one way trip to Hell and other unpleasant things that stem from making Deals with Death. All rights reserved. Forever.

cool i want an army of undead!

do you have any invisible paint i can put on my spies so no one can find them?

*Sends a Zombie to the dead and dying carrying Zombie Army in a Jar and pulling godmodishly large sled carrying an unspecified large amount of Cans full of invisible paint, thus rendering the cans themselves invisible.*

Ewww...zombies are so...tacky.

uses special binoculars that can see anything for 100 miles out to find the invisible paint.

*Uses portable hole to drop himself OUT of this thread, pulling the hole down itself behind him.

We also have a weapon for the Noobs. A pack of Infinite Nukes for FREE! Specify size when ordering.

I'll take 42 please! Have them teleported to my secret base on top of Mount Doom, with all of the rest of my stuff. Thanx!
Sincerely,

Montezuma Q. Bush,
N00bian CMDR. in Ch33f

A giant ship of Godmodish porportions goes to Mount Doom. The words Universal Parcel Service is printed on the bottom big enough for anyone to see. 42 bags of Infinite holding containing Nukes of all shapes and sizes materialize on Noobs with Nukes doorstep, along with other secret hideout stuff. The ship leaves, off to make another delivery.

I want a special secret weapon, but for security reasons, I can't reveal what it is or how it works until the post I use it in.

I'd like 700, please.

Could I please have around 900,000 of the Godmod spells. 40,000 God Mod Shields for the road, and a side of about 900,000,000 God Mod books, enough to supply my whole nation.

-burns all other resource books-

Orders filled and shipped.

Well, I would have preferred a lerge white ship with the word FedEx on the side as appose to a brown one with UPS. Just my if.

I would like the Mind Control Laser, Class V, commonly known as the "Bad Song in the Head" device. At the touch of a button, you cand cripple your foes by forcing them to "hear" a terrible song -- or maybe just the chorus, or a particularly annoying line -- over and over and over in their minds. The condition is permanent, even after the laser is turned off, and there is no known cure.

Well, I would have preferred a lerge white ship with the word FedEx on the side as appose to a brown one with UPS. Just my if.
Y not have a big red one with 'POST OFFICE' along the side?

I would like the Mind Control Laser, Class V, commonly known as the "Bad Song in the Head" device. At the touch of a button, you cand cripple your foes by forcing them to "hear" a terrible song -- or maybe just the chorus, or a particularly annoying line -- over and over and over in their minds. The condition is permanent, even after the laser is turned off, and there is no known cure.
Oh...that is evil.

Yes, I would like "D3H M3G4 D3$TR0Y3R G3DM0D T1NGYM4J1G" along with some "OMFG 1T$ @ FL1K1NG L1GHTS@B3R!!!OMFGWTFLOL" and some huge f*cking laser thing the size of 184812947 Jupiters that straps on someones head and they can randomly fire it anytime and anywhere they wish. Thank you - Jankia's L33TZ0RZ Godmod Department


Oh and also we also would like one WaffleGater, whatever the hell that is.

I would like to state that for the record, it is the Godmod stores policy to ship Via Universal Parcel Service, not to be confused with Earths United Parcel service. They do not color their ships and are exremly dependable. All orders have been filled and shipped Via the Universal Parcel Service. Thank you.

Y not have a big red one with 'POST OFFICE' along the side?
Post office vans are white with blue markings, and little traces of red.

Well in Canada they have the top half red and the bottem half grey and on the dividing line is circle that says Canada Post.

I don't wish to purchase anything at the moment but I do have an object of unbelievable Godmodding evilness...ess up for sale (if you don't mind Warhaven). The object stands at about 5 feet tall and makes an unbelievalbe noise in which most of the population is transfixed with for eterniety. Call for more details. Serious inquieries (that can't be spelt right...) only.

Post office vans are white with blue markings, and little traces of red.

Not in Britain they're not.

Hmm. you wouldnt happen to have the Godmode item that summons God to kill bastards invading your country??

Sure, here's the simple easy to use instructions:
1) get on your knees. (Or other equivalent appendage)
2)Pray, real hard.
3) Watch Divine might solve your problem for you.
4) enjoy your status as being protected by higher powers.

I'd like never ending junk mail to be sent to all my enemies for eternity. Electronic and snail-mail. Muahahahaha.........this has to be the most evil of evil plans that I, The Evil Saige Dragon, has ever thought of........Muahahaha...................evil............

*Sends never ending spam to Saige dragons enemies. The postal service accidently gets Saige Dragons address in there as well. Saige Dragon is bomed with Junk Mail for eternity*

oh well, I can never have enough looks like viagra, tastes like viagra, but isn't viagra and other amzing products spam and junk mail brings you.

I'd also like an self-aiming mailman turret composed of 4 beltfed 20mm gatling guns (like the ones used in fighter jets) plus unlimited ammunition. Let the letters fly.......

I want 20 million super soldiers that can grow to be a full ass-kicking adult within 1 day!

And now...from RK's very own Deux Ex Machina Incorporated comes the Populatrix!

This 1mx1mx1m black box can instantly teleport vast stretches of land from anywhen and anywhere in time and space into your own nation, whilst immediately wiping the memory and reconditioning those who cross through the rift into perfect citizens of your nation! Suck up entire regions or islands and convert them instantaniously into your form! Change races too! Instantly bump your population from 5 million to 500, and vice versa for the victim! Kills two birds with one stone in war too, so long as you set it into Military Mode. The Amazing Populatrix will then employ its Discriminatron (tm) AI and target only the finest of your enemy's military, allowing you to build up your military in minutes, and topple the now weakened nation in hours!

Stocked here and in all noob storefronts.

Hey, do you have those uranium guns? Like, those ones which when squirted on to a person, it burns through them and explodes them? Like :gundge: ?

I offer a super soldier known as 'BOB'

'BOB' is capable of killing every moving object, whether organic or mechanoid, in the universe with a pistol. We have 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 of these in our army, all are for sale. We sell them in group bundles of 1000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000.

There's no way of killing a 'BOB', and whenever you hit a 'BOB' with a weapon it rebounds off it and kills your entire army, no matter what the used weapon is.

Anyone want a surplus Supernova Induction device?

I'll give you four Pikachu's, a pink death knight and a bag of moldy fairy floss for it. ooh, ooh. And a 'BOB' V 2.0 big-footed toe.

I would like to purchase 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Laminated Killer Blue Monkeys. They have the ability to run faster than the speed of light, Killer death rays (shot from their eyes) which will destroy entire galaxies, and the ability to fight like yoda. Each will be wielding dual Hot-Pink lightsabers.

Laminated Killer Blue Monkeys.

Silly Noob, everyone knows that the Red Monkeys are the killers, I should know as the Puppet of the owner of the Little Purple Monkey Storefront, you break and we'll buy it! :P

Speaking of which I would like to submit the Little Red Monkey as it's a wild killing machine, any takers?

I summon the POWERS of RUBBER-GLUE!!!!

All the good things happen to me,
All the bads things go back to you!

:):):)

If you could, I want 10 to the three hundred sevety-sixth power Uber-Death Soldiers of killingness to crush all enemies. Please outfit them with hand-held superlasers. Thank you.

I summon the POWERS of RUBBER-GLUE!!!!

All the good things happen to me,
All the bads things go back to you!

:):):)

Isn't it:

I am rubber and you are glue,
Everything bounces off me and sticks to you.

i would like 10 jars that when mixed with water will grow 1 quadrillion female jedi knights all can fight better than yoda weilding Hot pink lightsabers, also i would like 10 quadrillion chocolate bars that never can be finished for my super female jedi army, also i would like 10 death stars Metallic black with green coloured superlasers and the words "Uber-Pwnage" written on the side in Metallic silver

New God Mod Product - Uber Sensors of Doom.

Uber Sensors of Doom... detect everything that is not allied with you within 100 Parsecs and then targets the enemy with an Uber Powerful Giaganto Laser (inbuilt with the system) that tears through any defense. Also works on any plane and space (Real Space, Hyperspace, Quasispace... and anyother space as well)

Pythogria would like to purchase 999999999999999999999 I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannons.

We would like to offer the Giant Inflatable Wang. This object inspires feelings of inadequacy in men, and attraction in women. It can also control the minds of everyone who sees it, using Wang-fu.

These are only $9.95, with a 100% discount if you intend to use them for godmoddish purposes.

Next up is the armor of Godmod. It protects from Bullets, heat waves, cold waves, the electric wave, wave dances, friendly people waving hello, and any other wave.


Dude...
I'm puttin this in my main account's siggy if you don't mind...
TG me if you do,
-Drexel Hillsville

New God Mod Product - Uber Sensors of Doom.

Uber Sensors of Doom... detect everything that is not allied with you within 100 Parsecs and then targets the enemy with an Uber Powerful Giaganto Laser (inbuilt with the system) that tears through any defense. Also works on any plane and space (Real Space, Hyperspace, Quasispace... and anyother space as well)

Sounds an awful lot like my Quantum Sensors....

Hmmm....

How about....

INFINATELY ENORMOUS UBERSHIP OF GODMODIAN DOOM!

Instantly wipes out any fleet, no matter how big, annihilates all enemy worlds, and erases all threats from time, all with scratch-proof hull paint!

Produced in Ubershipyards instantly by Ubershipbuildingbeamsofmatterorganization!

hey y'all....I wants one o dem dere buttons I can stick to mah forehed wit Elmers glue that when I push it it will give me whatever I want whenever I want it.

And right now I want some panty flavored beer...........or was that beer flavored panties...

I would like to purchase an infinite amount of everything you have. And I want it delivered no later than Tuesday.

I know that it isn't in your inventory, but the latter is often controversial so I figured this would be the place to look. Do you have contact information for PT/Magic nations? I can't seem to find any that aren't in a war way over my head.

The latest Uber Product from the Dominion-the SuperArmor of Destructive Deadliness!
This armor is made of 100% perfect, unpenetratable metal. Nothing known to man, nature, or otherwise can get through it. Mounted on the back is a rocket booster so it can go in space. It turns a single soldier into a capital ship dreadnought with a wrist-mounted miniaturized Ultra-Superlaser, capable of nuetralizing galaxies with a single shot! On the ground, one shot from the armor's ultra-heat wave cannon can destroy entire armies, recharging in only 1/1000th of a second! The guns are fast enough to track the fastest scout drones, and able to instantly shoot down fighters in space. Due to light compression materials, it ways nothing on the man inside. Also capable of submerging in water, it contains replenishing aqua torpedoes to shoot into naval ships. One torpedo=1 superdreadnought death! Avaliable for only $19.99! Buy your SuperArmor of Destructive Deadliness today!!!

Introducing --

The Uber Economy of Doom!

The economy that's so strong, it can withstand anything, even Chuck Norris!

All jobs are filled by machines and droids that can be designed in infinite quantities, freeing up your entire population to join the military. The result is that your economy continues to turn out all the products you need perfectly and distribute them among your citizens for free, while still making a profit of 110% and giving you a total GDP per capita of $100,000,000,000,000,000 (GDP = GDP/capita x population), which allows you to spend its entirety on building up your army. Buy one, get one (you guessed it) FREE!

More products for your convience! The Tireless, Infinite, Unbeatable Armor Division!

This latest product is the best in new armor technology, supplying infinite tanks for your forces! This endless column never, EVER runs out of fuel and ammo, and the men inside never require food, rest, water, or anything else! Their tactics are undefeatable and guarenteed to rout enemies! Tank armor is made of reflective metal that WILL block all types of enemy fire, including going up against FT capital ship bombardments and planet-slagging fire! Each tank has an infinite max speed, allowing your armor group to instantaneously reach an objective! Each tank gun fires a round that can destroy an enemy army group or fortress city with one round! Buy them today for $9.99, or get 2 for $15! Buy one with your SuperArmor of Destructive Deadliness and get both for only $25!

His Holiness took time to stop himself from laughing...it didn't work very well.
After a time...
some more time...
and a little more...

"So El, how in blazes do they make any mony if they give away things? Donations?"

The First Minister shifted with annoyance...
"Well Sir, they are in the business of God-Modding...they just make money when they lose money!!!"

Really?!? Why we must have this secret! We will be UNSTOPPABLE!!!


Sirs,

We seek your access to the Universal GODHEAD.. <snaps fingers> HAHAHAHA we just stole some of it! Thank you and Go Away! <turns to assembled Monks and jumps up and down> We stole it boys we dids...stupid foriegners...oh what? Of course I pushed the End button...yeah I'm sure...I just became a Armchair god didn't I?

<bickering continues until open fists fights>

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