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In a strange turn of events, all sexual activities which are not government approved have been banned throughout Christac to ensure that nothing "unethical" takes place and to stop the rise of STDs. The punishment for practicing any act of a sexual nature without government aprovel is a 2 year prison sentance in soletary confinement.

I encourage others to do likewise.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac

Err......then how will your population grow?
President Cheeser12

This is insanity. While we applaud the goal, the methods used are repressive and extreme. The Confederacy protests this in the most extreme language possible short of outright vulgarity.

In a strange turn of events, all sexual activities which are not government approved have been banned throughout Christac to ensure that nothing "unethical" takes place and to stop the rise of STDs. The punishment for practicing any act of a sexual nature without government aprovel is a 2 year prison sentance in soletary confinement.

I encourage others to do likewise.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac
"Are you mad?"

Signed
O Diretor do Interior Esteban Rodrigues Cabrilho
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Desperate times call for desperate measures, and rest assured, any sexual act which is deemed moraly acceptable will not be stopped.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac

The Emirate of Alexonium sends a warm invitation to the people of Christac to come and enjoy our many bordelloes inside which over 100 new sexual positions have been created.

20 joints a shag, BYOC [bring your own condem].

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and rest assured, any sexual act which is deemed moraly acceptable will not be stopped.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac
"Who are you to determine what is "morally acceptible?" This legislation is very vague, and because of this, deserves our condemnation, as it restricts the human rights of one person to chose how to express their sexuality. We see this as a ploy to restrict such practices as sodomy, homosexuality, and polygamous relationships, and as such, it infringes on a person's privacy to their own personal life. We implore the temporary government of Christac to consider this decision and attempt to instead find alternatives to solving Sexually Trasmitted Diseases, such as vaccination, contraception, and education."

Signed
O Diretor do Interior Esteban Rodrigues Cabrilho
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Official Reply:

Errr... hmmm... ah... eee... ehh.... uh... yep.
Department of Foreign Affairs

Your message will not be shown to the people of Christac, but I am willing to attend this invatation, for diplomatic reasons of course.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac

Bahahahaha... If I visit your graves, it will be to spit on them for your foolishness. Hahaha...

Nikos Karagounis
Prime Minister of Pacitalia

OOC: *waits 80 years*

*occupies your nation*

[QUOTE=Communist Brazil]"Who are you to determine what is "morally acceptible?" This legislation is very vague, and because of this, deserves our condemnation, as it restricts the human rights of one person to chose how to express their sexuality. We see this as a ploy to restrict such practices as sodomy, homosexuality, and polygamous relationships, and as such, it infringes on a person's privacy to their own personal life. We implore the temporary government of Christac to consider this decision and attempt to instead find alternatives to solving Sexually Trasmitted Diseases, such as vaccination, contraception, and education."
QUOTE]

I have created a department of randomly chosen people, some homosexuals themselves to judge exactly what is acceptable as a sexual act.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac

We at the Raptorian Federation applaud this act. Sex is worthless nowdays, it's just a primal act of passion, or profit. We would do the same, but cloning tanks havn't been mass-produced yet. :p

This is totally outrageous.

BangSisters Ltd., a prominent bordello owner, has begun broadcasting messages advertising high-class sex tourism via sattelite into Christac, such that they co-inside with the commercials in the evening news. Consider this our official protest.

Pamela Jameson Lee,
BangSisters CEO

I have created a department of randomly chosen people, some homosexuals themselves to judge exactly what is acceptable as a sexual act.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac
"It still is a subjective vision of what is an "acceptible" sexual act, and conflicting opinions would become a problem. You did not address the suggested alternatives that we offered, and we would be willing to divert funds to aiding a programme within your nation to solve these problems you have with Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

And why restrict sexual acts at all? This has not been answered."

Signed
O Diretor do Interior Esteban Rodrigues Cabrilho
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News Flash

Alexonium stock market up 15.6% on news of sex being banned in Christac. This spike has been lead by pornography magazines, which make up at least 10% of the Alexonium economy, followed by the petroleum jelly sector.

Apparently, they forsee an increase in illicit masturbation in Christac.

So you don't beleve in Human nature. If you keep it up. Your nation will be extincted because no children to run the future. Your people will find ways to get sex.

Any pirate satellite signals or illicit materials coming into Christac will be seen as an act of war. Please do not start this.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac

Where would you like us to deliver our ICBMs?


-Random Military Official

wait, you are willing to go to war over us trying to help our nation through STDs and the rise of moraly wrong sexual acts?

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac

You have got to the heart of the matter but you have killed the body. Making it illegal to have sex is immoral man and woman are made for each other by God. Immoral sex act can not be policed it will cause a more dangerous indivual to walk the steet. and Jesus said love!

Secret IC:
The Emporer shakes his head at this news. He then goes to post this message.


IC:
***OFFICIAL RESPONCE***

Soon your nation will cease to exist without anybody reproducing. I applaud your unknown act of genocide that you have started with this rediculous legislation that your retarded government has passed.

We will begin to broadcast free rights commercials into your Television Stations by Satelite. They will try to have your citizens emigrate from your nation to mine. Your nations stupid moves will help my nation grow!

You have got to the heart of the matter but you have killed the body. Making it illegal to have sex is immoral man and woman are made for each other by God. Immoral sex act can not be policed it will cause a more dangerous indivual to walk the steet. and Jesus said love!

Damn you, using Christacs weakness. We choose what is moral through passages in the bible, and through common veiws.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac

Secret IC:
The Emporer shakes his head at this news. He then goes to post this message.


IC:
***OFFICIAL RESPONCE***

Soon your nation will cease to exist without anybody reproducing. I applaud your unknown act of genocide that you have started with this rediculous legislation that your retarded government has passed.

We will begin to broadcast free rights commercials into your Television Stations by Satelite. They will try to have your citizens emigrate from your nation to mine. Your nations stupid moves will help my nation grow!

I think you will find, my nation supports me in these veiws.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac

Lift the ban, or you WILL be crushed under the almighty boot of the Divine Reich!

Statement from the Emir of Alexonium

According to our laws, and because we have no extradition treaties with any other countries, we cannot prosecute BangSisters for broadcasting such signals. Don't like it? Deal with it. There are already boatloads of your citizens coming in by ship to be greeted by many tax-paying prostitutes. I sometimes get a randy girl or two out of the crowd myself.

So too bad Christac

In a strange turn of events, all sexual activities which are not government approved have been banned throughout Christac to ensure that nothing "unethical" takes place and to stop the rise of STDs. The punishment for practicing any act of a sexual nature without government aprovel is a 2 year prison sentance in soletary confinement.

I encourage others to do likewise.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac

i think we should invade him soon , his population will begin to decrease

We arent usually ones to judge, but we have to say, this is pretty stupid.

That is totaly allowed, as they are no longer my problem.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac

On a side note, I love lesbians!

"Who are you to determine what is "morally acceptible?" This legislation is very vague, and because of this, deserves our condemnation, as it restricts the human rights of one person to chose how to express their sexuality. We see this as a ploy to restrict such practices as sodomy, homosexuality, and polygamous relationships, and as such, it infringes on a person's privacy to their own personal life. We implore the temporary government of Christac to consider this decision and attempt to instead find alternatives to solving Sexually Trasmitted Diseases, such as vaccination, contraception, and education."

Signed
O Diretor do Interior Esteban Rodrigues Cabrilho
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who cares its his country , anyway we can invade it later due to the decrease in pop.

[QUOTE=Communist Brazil]"Who are you to determine what is "morally acceptible?" This legislation is very vague, and because of this, deserves our condemnation, as it restricts the human rights of one person to chose how to express their sexuality. We see this as a ploy to restrict such practices as sodomy, homosexuality, and polygamous relationships, and as such, it infringes on a person's privacy to their own personal life. We implore the temporary government of Christac to consider this decision and attempt to instead find alternatives to solving Sexually Trasmitted Diseases, such as vaccination, contraception, and education."
QUOTE]

I have created a department of randomly chosen people, some homosexuals themselves to judge exactly what is acceptable as a sexual act.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac


LMAO!!! a homosexual to judge what is an acceptable sexual act lmao!!!

Do tell us what your homosexual judges have found acceptable.

Banning sex is like banning the need to wear pants

Do tell us what your homosexual judges have found acceptable.

t-bagging ( his country ) ( not mine )

In a strange turn of events, all sexual activities which are not government approved have been banned throughout Christac to ensure that nothing "unethical" takes place and to stop the rise of STDs. The punishment for practicing any act of a sexual nature without government aprovel is a 2 year prison sentance in soletary confinement.

I encourage others to do likewise.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac


So what exactly is 'government approved'? That could be a good thing depending on what is and is not approved lol

The Principality of Trops will not condone this legislation, for it infringes upon the personal rights and civil liberties of Christac's citizens and sincercely hopes that the government of Christac will reconsider.

Department of Foreign Affairs

The Osean Rule laughs at this mockery of church and state being seperated for too long. May this be a warnning to all liberal-ran countries. Maybe not this generation, and maybe not the next, but soon, sex will be banned and the government will have total control over the populous, even their bedtime hours.
-Presidente Fonzi Jewitt

Any pirate satellite signals or illicit materials coming into Christac will be seen as an act of war. Please do not start this.

Simon Hughes
Temp. Head of State
Christac

"Yes, keep smuggling. The profits are just too good to miss. Feed them through Allanea, they'll never suspect us. Besides, anyone stupid enough to go through Allanea deserves the mugging they get."

***

(excerpted from VNN Channel 722 broadcast)

... laughing too hard.

Profits from print and VR pornography sales in the third quarter increased by an unprecedented 63.7% following the exporation of vast quantities to the recently recivilized nation of Allanea. Precise reasons for this increase were not available at broadcast time, but we do have a quote from our correspondant in TIoR:


w00t!


Gambling increases across the nation, particularly in "sckritchies" have been the subject of...

...unfortuneatly, Sir, I beleive the international community would frown upon such an act. however, I admit it would prevent any allegations of conflict of interest from being levied. uh, Sir, you left the transmitter on again. (click)

...unfortuneatly, Sir, I beleive the international community would frown upon such an act. however, I admit it would prevent any allegations of conflict of interest from being levied. uh, Sir, you left the transmitter on again. (click)

OOC: ROFL!

::Secret Ic::
this could be just what we're looking for, I want as many sex craved people as you can get and I want them NOW!
-unnamed Government official

::Official Statement::
The Government of Modnoth cannot condone this flagrant act of repression, beggining immediately Mondoth will accept any and all refugees from the opressive Christac Regime. we offer these refugees full citizenships and a new home in the (currently) rogue province of Naveira.

The Holy Empire of Zarax will send a brigade of its elite Sardinian Infantry (aslo famous for their... fruitfulness) with humanitarian equipment to help relieving the population from the lack of children problem.
It will be a though job but i'm sure the men will be up to the task and satisfied to save your population from exctintion.

OOC: I hope the irony will not be offending in any other way than RP purpose

As Queen Lerathen finished reading 1984 by George Orwell for the third time, she laughed at the coincidental decision by Christac to ban sexual activity that is not approved by the government. Perhaps the Christac Government is deciding to be a "big brother" and decrease the spread of STD's. She noted that as much as a government may try to take away one of the fundamental human insticts, it does not mean things will change. Even in the novel, unnaproved sex was commited. The same would be done in Christac, most likely.
"Ha," she commented to her aide James. "If you get imprisoned for having sex, the prisons are going to be filling up. Now prisoners are going to be even more sexually active. I feel bad for the weaker guys."

On a side note, I love lesbians!


All 62 Million of them in our nation?