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Mauiwowee Motors announced today that they were placing into production their retro-rod - The Red Baron Based on a design by Tom Daniel and Chuck Miller from the late 1960's, the cars are guarranteed to turn heads wherever they go. Limited to a run of only 750 worldwide per year, the specifications are set out below the photograph. 10 have already been ordered by Duke Long of Norleans and another 15 have been reserved by Mauiwowee Motors for their own purposes, essentially limiting retail customers to 725 this year. Demand is expected to be strong and those interested are encouraged to place their orders now.


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Price $175,000.00
MPG: 12/19
Curb Weight: 1,870 lbs
Layout: Front Engine/RWD
Transmission: 5 Speed Hurst Manual
Engine Type: Modified inline 6 cylinder, Mecedes make aircraft engine (W.W.I vintage)
Displacement: 450 cubic inches
Horsepower: 450 bhp @ 4,000 rpm
Torque: 375 lb-ft @ 2500-4,000 rpm
Redline: 5,000 rpm
Performance: 0-60 mph: 7.1 sec
0-100 mph: 9.6 sec
Quarter Mile: 11.8 sec @ 119 mph
Skidpad: 0.79 g
Top Speed: 184 mph
Braking: 60-0 mph: 103 ft (Quad, anti-lock, disc)
Slalom Speed: 74.2 mph
Amenities: Instrument cluster including: Speedometer, Tachometer, Oil, Temp, Battery and fuel gauges. Leather seating, chrome plating (per photo), AM/FM/Satellite Radio, CD Player in dash with 4 speaker digital quadrophonic output - 125 Watts.
Options: functional W.W.I, hand crank, chrome plated machine guns available - add $10,000.00 (sold overseas only). Flip up windshield with wipers, add $1,500.00

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Mauiwowee Motors also revealed today that their new flagship vehicle, the 2005 "Rush" was now available at NM Dealers Nationwide. A large number of the cars are also being produced to fullfill overseas orders.

Specifications on the Rush are:

Price: $55,000.00 MSRP base model
Miles Per Gallon: 15/23 mpg
Curb Weight: 2680 lbs
Layout: Mid-Engine/RWD
Transmission: 7-Speed Ricardo Automatic or 6 Speed Hurst Manual
Engine Type: Tri-Turbo Wankel Rotary 22B
Displacement: 5980 cc
Horsepower: 525 bhp @ 5750 rpm
Torque: 550 lb-ft @ 2500-5,000 rpm
Redline: 7,250 rpm
Performance 0-60 mph: 3.1 sec
0-100 mph: 6.1 sec
Quarter Mile: 10.6 sec @ 142 mph
Skidpad: 0.98g (w/ 4 wheel traction control engaged)
Top Speed: 238 mph
Braking, 60-0 mph: 126 ft (Quad, anti-lock, disc)
Slalom Speed: 84.2 mph
Available Paint Colors: Metalic Charcoal (shown), Midnight Black, Snow Glisten White, Metalic Emerald Green, Metalic Electric Blue, Neon Red, Neon Yellow
Available Interior Colors: Charcoal (shown), Black, Taupe, Tan
Standard Ammenities: Leather interior, AM/FM/Satellite Radio with 6 disc CD changer, 150 Watt sound output in a Dolby 5.1 Surround Sound Configuration, power seats, windows and door locks, seat heaters, rear window de-fogger, Air Conditioning, Power steering, Power ABS Brakes, 3 way electronically adjustable shocks (hard, medium, soft), Electronic Traction control, Soyo Brand - Z rated racing tires (225/60R 17), Cragar Aluminum Wheels, Triple Edge-adjustable speed wipers, cruise control, Instrument cluster including: Speedometer, Tachometer, Oil, Temp, Turbo Boost, Battery and fuel gauges.

Special Packages

1. Police packages with custom paint jobs and badging, lights, police band radios are available at no extra cost to qualified government and police agencies. If satellite internet/computer uplink is desired with wireless mouse, keyboard and 15" LCD screen, add $2,000.00

2. Entertainment Package - Glove box mounted DVD player with 15" LCD screen and Dolby 7.1 surround sound package, Mirror tinted, removeable sunroof, satellite internet uplink with built in computer (wireless keyboard and mouse with slide out glove mounted tray - use DVD screen as computer monitor) (add $5,000.00)

3. Military/Escort Package: low profile 15 mm gatling gun mounted in central front bonnet area - 750 round chain fed with electronic targeting and fire controls in dash and steering wheel mounted trigger - 90 degree left/right swivel (45 Degrees each direction) 10 Degree up and 15 Degree down swivel. (Note: this option will do away with all cargo carrying capabilities in the front bonnet/hood area of the vehicle and limit cargo to the passenger area), bullet proof glass, run flat tires and 1/4" "samuri folded" armored door and side panels (top speed, mileage and related statistics will be reduced by about 15% due to the additional weight of the vehicle with these options.), includes all Entertainment Package options with the exception of the removeable sunroof (which can be added in a bullet-proof glass configuration for $1,500.00 but is not recommended) - add $22,000.00

Photos of the Rush
(Sunroof Option and slide out computer keyboard tray shown, but are optional)


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Continuing it's new retro-rod line of cars - Mauiwowee Motors announced today that it would begin producing The Paddy Wagon in the next 60 days. Limited to a run of only 500 per year those interested are urged to place their orders in advance. Specifications follow the photos of the prototype model.
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Price $157,500.00
MPG: 13/20
Curb Weight: 2,089 lbs
Layout: Front Engine/RWD
Transmission: 5 Speed Hurst Manual
Suspension: Koni sport 3 way adjustable shocks and struts, Eilbach custom springs.
Engine Type: Modified 427 c.i. low riser Ford V-8 w/ dual 4 bbl. carbs. & and "blown" intakes.
Displacement: 427 cubic inches
Horsepower: 430 bhp @ 4,000 rpm
Torque: 385 lb-ft @ 2500-4,000 rpm
Redline: 5,200 rpm
Performance: 0-60 mph: 6.1 sec
0-100 mph: 8.6 sec
Quarter Mile: 10.8 sec @ 111 mph
Skidpad: 0.74 g
Top Speed: 164 mph
Braking: 60-0 mph: 115 ft (Quad, anti-lock, disc)
Slalom Speed: 72 mph
Amenities: Instrument cluster including: Speedometer, Tachometer, Oil, Temp, Battery and fuel gauges. Leather trimmed seating, chrome plating (per photo), AM/FM/Satellite Radio, CD Player in dash with 6 speaker digital Dolby 5.1 output - 200 Watts, burled walnut trim and rear benchs, Functional "police" globe lights on rear. - Available in "Electric Police Blue" or "Midnight Black" color schemes.
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Coming soon to a dealer near you, the new Kharrass Watch this space for details on this exciting new offering from Mauiwowee Motors.

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bump - surely someone wants one!

Surely that someone would be myself! I love to collect motor vehicles and am dying to have one of yours. I've collected cars from here and there, but have never seen one such as this one. Please have it shipped to Port Mosovia, Tecrojia. As a matter of fact, your description says that the weaponry is available as are the wipers. So, I'll actually take four.

-One without the weapons and without the wipers.

-One with the wipers and no weapons.

-One with the weapons and no wipers.

-And finally, one with both wipers and weapons.

Surely, they'll make an exquisite addition to my massive motor vehicle collection. Thank you and bless.

-Billionaire Tidus Gurlukovich
CEO of AdvArms Industries

Surely that someone would be myself! I love to collect motor vehicles and am dying to have one of yours. I've collected cars from here and there, but have never seen one such as this one. Please have it shipped to Port Mosovia, Tecrojia. As a matter of fact, your description says that the weaponry is available as are the wipers. So, I'll actually take four.

-One without the weapons and without the wipers.

-One with the wipers and no weapons.

-One with the weapons and no wipers.

-And finally, one with both wipers and weapons.

Surely, they'll make an exquisite addition to my massive motor vehicle collection. Thank you and bless.

-Billionaire Tidus Gurlukovich
CEO of AdvArms Industries

Your order is confirmed and the cars are enroute and should arrive in about 5 days - please wire payment.

Thank you for your business, we hope you enjoy your purchases.

The Young King of Andrewsylvania desires one for his personal collection and looks forward to seeing more car from this line.

The Young King of Andrewsylvania desires one for his personal collection and looks forward to seeing more car from this line.

Do you want the functional machine gun option and/or the flip-up windshield with wipers option?

The Young King wishes, nay demands, the machine gun option.

The Young King wishes, nay demands, the machine gun option.

Your order is being prepared and will be shipped tommorrow, please wire funds for payment.

Thank you for your business, we hope you enjoy your Red Baron

Emperor Antonius I, as an avid collector of all manner of motor vehicles, is interested in purchasing two of the limited edition retrorod Red Barons, one including the option of the WWI handcrank machine gun, and one including the option for the flip up windshield and wipers.

He also wishes to purchase three of the Rush(es), one in each available variety.

Payment is to be wired from a secure account upon confirmation of order and shipping.

Emperor Antonius I, as an avid collector of all manner of motor vehicles, is interested in purchasing two of the limited edition retrorod Red Barons, one including the option of the WWI handcrank machine gun, and one including the option for the flip up windshield and wipers.

He also wishes to purchase three of the Rush(es), one in each available variety.

Payment is to be wired from a secure account upon confirmation of order and shipping.

GE - your orders have been processed and will be shipped in the next 24 hours. As a long time friend of Mauiwowee, we are willing to give you a 2.5% discount on the prices as well.

yeah, bump for advertisising before beddy by time. :D

GE - your orders have been processed and will be shipped in the next 24 hours. As a long time friend of Mauiwowee, we are willing to give you a 2.5% discount on the prices as well.

We appreciate the discount, and will wire payment immediately.

We'd like to order a "Red Baron" car with the working guns and flip up windshield options. Money wired on confirmation.

We'd like to order a "Red Baron" car with the working guns and flip up windshield options. Money wired on confirmation.

Your order is confirmed and will be shipped upon receipt of payment. Thank you for your business.

***Company Communication***

Dear Mauiwowee Motors Executive Board,

We are sending a dispatch to you with a proposition. Shazbotdom Motors is wishing if you wanted to start a co-operation between our two companies. We currently manufacture custom sports cars from companies that no longer exist on Earth. We wish that we both sell cars together. It will be a great benifit to each of our great companies if we help eachother in this manner. It would mean greater profit for each of our companies. We hope to hear back from you soon.


Mr. Shamond Bot
Chief Executive Officer
Shazbotdom Motors, INC.

***Company Communication***

Dear Mauiwowee Motors Executive Board,

We are sending a dispatch to you with a proposition. Shazbotdom Motors is wishing if you wanted to start a co-operation between our two companies. We currently manufacture custom sports cars from companies that no longer exist on Earth. We wish that we both sell cars together. It will be a great benifit to each of our great companies if we help eachother in this manner. It would mean greater profit for each of our companies. We hope to hear back from you soon.


Mr. Shamond Bot
Chief Executive Officer
Shazbotdom Motors, INC.

Dear sirs:

We are very interested in hearing what you have in mind and discussing the possibility for increased marketing of our vehicles and joint manufacturing and production abilities.

Joan DaLorean
CEO - Mauwiwowee Motors.

bump - added paddy wagon vehicle

Funds have been wired, thank you.

themppor would like a miilitry 'rush'

themppor would like a miilitry 'rush'

Your order is confirmed, any particular color? Thank you for doing business with MM.

Joan DaLorean,
CEO

Joan DaLorean:

We'd like 5 military "Rush" autos in black, 2 "Red Barons" with the optional machine guns and fold-up windshields and 2 "Pady Wagons" in Black. Money wired on confirmation. This is in addition to our prior odrer.

Thank you.

Confirmed

bump - buy us!!!

bump for sales

Ab-shalom and Greetings;

His Magnificence, The Sultan of Vastiva, has directed our request for a purchase of two sets of each variant. One complete set is to be exported to Vastiva, and one set to the nation of Toreador Rose, both to be billed to us.

Funds wired upon confirmation, a pleasure doing business with you. If you come across further designs, please do not hesitate to contact our office.

Namaste,
Voyate Shumash ben Allen
Vizier of Commerce
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva

Ab-shalom and Greetings;

A hasty addition, in case of misunderstanding. We wish two sets of all variants of all three aforementioned car types, not just any single one.

Thank you again for your time, and our apologies for any difficulty this may have caused.

Namaste,
Voyate Shumash ben Allen
Vizier of Commerce
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva

blood red and replace gg wit a hot missile

Ab-shalom and Greetings;

A hasty addition, in case of misunderstanding. We wish two sets of all variants of all three aforementioned car types, not just any single one.

Thank you again for your time, and our apologies for any difficulty this may have caused.

Namaste,
Voyate Shumash ben Allen
Vizier of Commerce
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva

Dear Mr. ben Allen:

We have shipped the following 20 Vehicles per your order

2 Red Barons - stock
2 Red Barons w/ machine guns
2 Red Barons with flip up windshields
2 Red Barons with machine guns & flip up windshields
2 Paddy Wagons in Black
2 Paddy Wagons in Blue
2 Rush vehicles - stock
2 Rush vehicles - w/ entertainment option
2 Rush vehicles w/ police packages
2 Rush vehicles w/ military escort packages

please wire funds, it has been a pleasure doing business with you.

Sincerely,
Joan DaLorean
Mauiwowee Motors

20 milltry rushes with hot missiles aswell ass g.guns

blood red and replace gg wit a hot missile

Dear sir:

The engineers tell me that in theory a javelin missile launcher could be installed to replace the gatling gun - it would, however, carry only a single missile and the "blow back" of the exhaust at launch would damage the vehicle in all likelihood - we will modify one for you in this fashion if you are sure you wish it, but we highly recommend you stick with the gatling gun. The color red is no problem though.

Sincerely,
Joan DaLorean
Mauiwowee Motors CEO

the missile version and 20 more packin miisiles and gattlings

IC: The Deltan Empire would like to order 100 Rush police versions with the optional satellite internet/computer uplink, colored Metalic Electric Blue (we will add police markings). Also, Emperor Roman would like one standard model with the Entertainment Package, colored Metalic Charcoal. Finally, we need 20 more with the Military/Escort Package, colored Midnight Black, and equiped with the gatling gun. The total should equal $7,300,000.

OOC: that's the chrysler me-412 right?

IC: The Deltan Empire would like to order 100 Rush police versions with the optional satellite internet/computer uplink, colored Metalic Electric Blue (we will add police markings). Also, Emperor Roman would like one standard model with the Entertainment Package, colored Metalic Charcoal. Finally, we need 20 more with the Military/Escort Package, colored Midnight Black, and equiped with the gatling gun. The total should equal $7,300,000.

OOC: that's the chrysler me-412 right?

Dear sirs:
You order is confirmed and the vehicles will be shipped within the next 24 - 48 hours. Please wire funds. Thank you for your interest in our cars. It has been a pleasure doing business with you. If we can be of further service, please let us know.

Sincerely,
Joan DaLorean
Mauiwowee Motors

OOC: Well, in RL, yeah. Obviously a man who knows his cars - note in RL though you can't get them with a Gatling Gun and they don't use a wankel rotary engine. :D

the missile version and 20 more packin miisiles and gattlings


Dear sirs:

Maybe we have not been clear, they can have either a gatling gun or a single launcher, but not both. Further, if you use the launcher, the odds are that significant damage to the car's finish, hood, windshield and roof will occur upon the launch of the missile. Furthermore, aiming options for a missile would be limited. We highly recommend sticking with the gatling gun only.

Sincerely,
Joan DaLorean

OOC: Well, in RL, yeah. Obviously a man who knows his cars - note in RL though you can't get them with a Gatling Gun and they don't use a wankel rotary engine. :D

OOC: just my chrysler's. a military version of the Viper would be cool. Hey, how boute that kick-ass jag from the last bond movie? that thing could take on an army! :sniper: :)

Dear Mr. ben Allen:

We have shipped the following 20 Vehicles per your order

2 Red Barons - stock
2 Red Barons w/ machine guns
2 Red Barons with flip up windshields
2 Red Barons with machine guns & flip up windshields
2 Paddy Wagons in Black
2 Paddy Wagons in Blue
2 Rush vehicles - stock
2 Rush vehicles - w/ entertainment option
2 Rush vehicles w/ police packages
2 Rush vehicles w/ military escort packages

please wire funds, it has been a pleasure doing business with you.

Sincerely,
Joan DaLorean
Mauiwowee Motors

Ab-shalom and Greetings.

Funds wired as agreed. It appears our Sultan has acquired a new hobby, which could probably be detremental to his health, but at least he is happy.

We would appreciate one further set being sent to The Island of Rose with our compliments. Funds for this purchase included in our wire.

Namaste,
Voyate Shumash ben Allen
Vizier of Commerce
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva

ill take em with the gatling then

Ab-shalom and Greetings.

Funds wired as agreed. It appears our Sultan has acquired a new hobby, which could probably be detremental to his health, but at least he is happy.

We would appreciate one further set being sent to The Island of Rose with our compliments. Funds for this purchase included in our wire.

Namaste,
Voyate Shumash ben Allen
Vizier of Commerce
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva

Thank you for your business - we have forwarded to The Island of Rose a Black on Charcoal Rush with the armed escort option package.

Sincerely,
Joan DaLorean
CEO - Mauiwowee Motors

OOC: I'm sending TIOR a TG announcing your Gift.

ill take em with the gatling then

Dear Sirs:
Your order is confirmed, please wire funds. Thank you for doing business with Mauiwowee Motors.
Joan DaLorean
CEO-Mauiwowee Motors

Official Reply:

Errr... we accept! Come boys let's blow shit up!
Department of Commerce

(OOC: Now I have to get you something XD)

Update: Added the Kharrass

OOC: get XD one of those TIOR

bump - our cars are better than Homievilles! :D

ooc- of course they are! they got guns! :mp5:

ooc- of course they are! they got guns! :mp5:

LOL - you got it!! :D

bump - buy us, we come with weapons!!

money wired

money wired

Thank you for your orders, your cars have been shipped.

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