NationStates Jolt Archive


I plan on taking over the world...

General Lemmings
21-03-2005, 00:19
For too long I have watched the world be ruled with "kindness," but no. The world shall be ruled with an iron fist. The fist of The Legion of Doom!
Roach-Busters
21-03-2005, 00:21
Well, good luck to you. :p
Nation of Fortune
21-03-2005, 00:22
riiiiiiiiiight

lemme guess, afte rabout 90 thousand people take it over before you
Nano Technology
21-03-2005, 00:23
Pfft, I've been conspiring to take over the world since I was 7. I even have a hand-drawn scribble of the planet with a bunch of arrows on it. What those arrows represent, I don't know.
Chechle
21-03-2005, 00:25
Hahaha, you are the most intelligent person on Earth. *Sarcasm*
The Massive Ethiopians
21-03-2005, 00:34
You know we all don't need to mean and all that. But there is no way you could take over the world!
Vampad
21-03-2005, 00:39
What if we're space tech nations and have other worlds ;)
Fascist Confederacy
21-03-2005, 00:49
*Upper head and lower head move independently as he yells, "BRILLIANT! GOOD JOB SPOCK!"*
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...Can You See The Sarcasm Dripping From That Statement!!??
The Fedral Union
21-03-2005, 00:53
Sounds like pinky and the brain …
Bulgers
21-03-2005, 00:54
I almost took over the world I was most of the way though a speech which everyone in my german class cheered I promised to smash all poverty around the world and unify it for the good of mankind then......I pissed myself :(
Vampad
21-03-2005, 01:06
Eh :(
Phalanix
21-03-2005, 01:17
*Upper head and lower head move independently as he yells, "BRILLIANT! GOOD JOB SPOCK!"*
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...Can You See The Sarcasm Dripping From That Statement!!??

Not only can I see it I'm drowning in it! -slips under the ocean of sarcasm-
Nonconformitism
21-03-2005, 01:20
is there any point to this?
ps i have already taken over the world, im the one behind hate, war, poverty and hunger
Bulgers
21-03-2005, 01:25
is there any point to this?
ps i have already taken over the world, im the one behind hate, war, poverty and hunger

it's the "man"
Wallis and Futuna
21-03-2005, 17:15
This thread is entirely pointless - I would just like to point this out to anyone else who thinks it might be worth reading this thread.
Crete-Monee
21-03-2005, 17:27
Hah, this thread is not useless. It gave me a good laugh.
Tierracossa
21-03-2005, 17:33
Hah, this thread is not useless. It gave me a good laugh.

I was just about to make a remark of the same kind.
Warta Endor
21-03-2005, 17:36
Official Warta Endorean Announcement Concerning This Matter

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WTF!
Momanguise
21-03-2005, 17:38
For too long I have watched the world be ruled with "kindness," but no. The world shall be ruled with an iron fist. The fist of The Legion of Doom!

We will join you Comrades! All will bow before the fist of The Legion of Doom!
Harrida
21-03-2005, 17:39
Official Warta Endorean Announcement Concerning This Matter

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WTF!

What does WTF mean?
Harrida
21-03-2005, 17:42
We will join you Comrades! All will bow before the fist of The Legion of Doom!

No way!
Have you ever considered the merits of being part of Cazzaland or Harrida?
Although others will be treated as second-class citizens (and will obviously be unable to vote etc.) you will have much freedom...
...well, some freedom.
Harrida
21-03-2005, 17:47
Hello?
Anyone there?
Warta Endor
21-03-2005, 17:53
What does WTF mean?

What The Fuck
Rleyh Gofnn
21-03-2005, 17:55
I took over the world once. But then I found out it was just my closet.
Momanguise
21-03-2005, 17:56
What The Fuck

MMMMMM!!

You said the F word,
You're going to die!
You're going to hell and there you'll fry!
Just like a fish in a chip shop fat,
Only twenty five million times hotter than that!
Warta Endor
21-03-2005, 17:57
Pardon, what the f*ck then?
Zeon Daikun
21-03-2005, 17:58
Holy Shnikes... This is one messed up thread... *head explodes*

Sayyy... Adolf Hitler tried to take over the world once. He killed 6 million Jews, but then committed suicide 'cause the Commies invaded Berlin. I wonder what it would have been like if he did take over...
Skinny87
21-03-2005, 18:05
Do you notice recently that all the new nations on the forums post saying that they're trying to take over the world? Why is that?
Momanguise
21-03-2005, 18:05
Pardon, what the f*ck then?

better...
Zeon Daikun
21-03-2005, 18:08
Skinny! Why haven't you posted on the Embassy RP thread? :confused:
Bryanoptia
21-03-2005, 19:17
its going to hard to take over the world when "they" already took it over and by "they" i mean u know......"them"
Ruthless Slaughter
21-03-2005, 20:09
Sounds like pinky and the brain …
And we all know how that turns out. :D
Zeon Daikun
23-03-2005, 17:21
Narf! :D
Upper Cet Kola Ytovia
23-03-2005, 17:53
"Hello. I'd like to order the Slavic Tush-ercizer. I don't care what it does, as long as it folds neatly and fits under a bed."
Very Angry Rabbits
23-03-2005, 18:00
For too long I have watched the world be ruled with "kindness," but no. The world shall be ruled with an iron fist. The fist of The Legion of Doom!Before, or after, you bunch up, run headlong into the sea, and drown? ;)
Falcania
23-03-2005, 18:26
Do you notice recently that all the new nations on the forums post saying that they're trying to take over the world? Why is that?

It's because they're godmoding noobs who need to stay around a bit and LEARN that you cannot take over the world, spacktards. Get a twin, see the sig.
TheLiberator
23-03-2005, 18:39
Do you notice recently that all the new nations on the forums post saying that they're trying to take over the world? Why is that?That's because they all have this "dream" that hasn't been shut down yet, and probably never will. One more thing, do us all a favor and stop feeding this thread, let it die like his yearning to take over the world.



* Celebrating my return to the threads*
The Merchant Guilds
23-03-2005, 18:42
Do you notice recently that all the new nations on the forums post saying that they're trying to take over the world? Why is that?

OOC:

Whats new?

They haven't noticed the Nation States world is run by a series of large and mostly insane nations, who would squash them like a bug if they noticed, could be bothered or the n00b could RP without being taught a lot.
TheLiberator
23-03-2005, 18:45
Wow, I remember when I never used to even think of saying " stop feeding the [enter troll,flamebait, or thread here]"
Sigma Octavus
24-03-2005, 02:31
Don't worry, the idea of taking over the world will do one of two things:

#1. It will fade away when you realize it is impossible
#2. It will be beaten out of you if you try to do anything about it.



I, personally, encountered #2 back in april of 2003.