NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: With limited time and RL stuff, I figured, "Skip to the civil war anyway....," forgive me if I cause any problems. More will come later.

IC:

Hong Kong (AP)- Today, at 7:00 PM, Hong Kong Time, President-Elect Yuri Iwata was killed when her ill-prepared Headcrab Sushi attacked her. Details are sketchy, but it was reported that despite the best efforts of the crowd, the Headcrab zombified her, necessitating her killing by security staff.

Meanwhile, it was reported soon after that the Vice President was killed when his limo exploded as he neared the No. 414 Apartment Complex, Tsim Sha Tsui.

Police are blaming the RALM for these attacks. However, with these assasinations, rightist factions all over Upper Xen have been seen in revolt......

SECRET IC:

Admiral Mai Nomura, meanwhile, sent a secret cable to the MassPwnage Vote Fraud Squad, saying:

"Thanks guys."

Wuhan, Upper Xen (AP)-

Today, unconfirmed reports have cited military units of the Wuhan Capital Division and the 93rd Home Guard Division have engaged in conflict with paramilitary Worker's Militia units.

Details are scant, but the two forces are evenly matched, the regulars having the upper hand so far.

Imperial Palace, Risban City- Scary, Shadowy Office
Lord Zorag sat in his office, grinning as he watched the news screen. "My, my... This is very interesting indeed. Get us in contact with any of the rebels, and I want to speak with someone from the RALM," ordered Zorag, turning and facing Marcus Janus, the Deputy-Director of Risban Prometheus Intelligence.
"I will, sir," said Janus. "You do know that the Emperor will come out in favor of the legitimate government, right?"
The leader of the Shadow Society scowled in annoyance. "Of course I know. Which is all the more reason to proceed with our plans in the Imperial Parliament. Now, get moving!"



Imperial Palace, Risban City- Emperor's Office
Emperor Scorpius stood in his office, staring at the television screen. "Send a message offering our help..."
"Yes, sir," said Alexander Perkins, bowing and exiting.
Grand General Skops stroked his chin as the Foreign Affairs Secretary left. "You know, sire, with rightist factions in revolt, we can easily aid them and help create a regime that would prove to be more beneficial to us..."
"No. I see Gordon Lew and Upper Xen as a friend to me and to Risban," said the Emperor, turning on his general. "I will not turn on either of them. It is bad enough that their executive branch was just wiped out."




Official Imperial Telegram to the Republic of Upper Xen
The Grand Imperium of Risban is deeply distressed and saddened to hear the news of the president-elect and vice-president. We will offer any assistance, both financially and through military might, to the legitimate government of Upper Xen.
And, however pessimistic it might sound, it is a possibility... But, should the legitimate government of Upper Xen fall to rebel factions, we will allow refugees into the Risban Empire.
In sincere distress and sadness,
Emperor Robinson A. Scorpius
Alexander Perkins, Minister for Foreign Affairs
Countess Nora Courtney, Imperial Parliament


Secret Message to Shadow Society Allies in Upper Xen
Excellent work on whoever knocked off the president and vice-president. Who shall we aid in their fight for power?
We suggest looking at former presidents and vice-presidents in Upper Xen. They may come back against you.
-Lord Z.

"It was us."-The Great Leader Li

Official Imperial Telegram to the Republic of Upper Xen
The Grand Imperium of Risban is deeply distressed and saddened to hear the news of the president-elect and vice-president. We will offer any assistance, both financially and through military might, to the legitimate government of Upper Xen.
And, however pessimistic it might sound, it is a possibility... But, should the legitimate government of Upper Xen fall to rebel factions, we will allow refugees into the Risban Empire.
In sincere distress and sadness,
Emperor Robinson A. Scorpius
Alexander Perkins, Minister for Foreign Affairs
Countess Nora Courtney, Imperial Parliament


Secret Message to Shadow Society Allies in Upper Xen
Excellent work on whoever knocked off the president and vice-president. Who shall we aid in their fight for power?
We suggest looking at former presidents and vice-presidents in Upper Xen. They may come back against you.
-Lord Z.

SECRET MESSAGE TO SHADOW SOCIETY:

We didn't do it. Seriously......it was the MassPwnage Vote Fraud Squad, they're really nice, we could've dealt with a messy runoff election, I hate elections anyway.

Aid the Xenizen Armed Forces in Mexico and Mai Nomura (she did this)....she doesn't know about us, neither do they, but if you offered help, they would gladly take it.

Carl Zhang
CEO
Zhang-Sakura Consortium

OFFICIAL MESSAGE:

Rest assured, the people's will shall triumph over the putschists. Your assistance is taken with gratitude. Send your men quickly; Rebels are threatening our major ports and they seem to be quite organized and well armed.

Rosa Luxembourg Fuijmoto
General Secretary
New Homeland Party, Upper Xen

Harbin (AP)-

Things have taken a turn for the worse, as infamous talk-show host, and prominent clergyman Archbishop Grigori Batov has thrown his support behind the Rightists.

"People of Upper Xen, today is a great day! God commands us to cleanse our nation of the Red, we shall do so with due haste! Arise! Perform your holy duty!"

Reports are sketchy, but it is estimated that the infamous Order of St. Aleksandr Nevsky, a monastic order-cum-paramilitary under investigation by the government for some time, has taken control of the city of Harbin, under the direct command of Archbishop Batov. In addition, it is reported that a large number of "Crusader" militias are being organized in Manchuria, mainly from farm and working class communities.

Meanwhile, Rightist military units and "Wolverine" militias were seen fighting leftist miltary units and Red Guard militia units loyal to the New Homeland Party all over Upper Xen, in an epic ideological conlict not seen since the Spanish or Russian Civil Wars. Reports of Naval Cadets engaged in fistfights in the Etajima Naval Academy and sightings of Vessels of all kinds engaged in organized combat are flowing in.....

Shadow Society Forces- Mobilizing
Shadow Society cells and agents all over Upper Xen sprang to activity, dispatching assasins and spies. An arms trade begun immediately, giving financial support and weapons to the Xenizen Armed Forces and Mai Nomura.
Things were perfect.




The Risban Imperial War Machine Springs to Life
Forces moving to Upper Xen...

The Risban Imperial Sixth Fleet
One Risban Class Commander Cruiser
-RIS Caecus
Four Albion Class Assault Ships
Ten Type 22 Frigates
One Kuznetsov Class Heavy Aircraft Carrier
----15 F-14 Tomcat Standard Fleet Fighter Aircraft
----5 P-3C Orion Maritime Patrol and Anti-Submarine Aircraft
----5 S-3B Viking Multi-Role Aircraft
----10 Harrier II Plus Vstol Fighter and Attack Aircraft
----10 SH-2G Super Seasprite Multi-Mission Naval Helicopters
2 Seawolf Submarines
2 Oliver Hazard Perry Destroyers
One Anzac Class Frigate


Ground Forces Entering
60,000 Footsoldiers
10,000 Marines


Forces to be used at Upper Xen's discretion.

This is a tradegy. We find it appauling that someone could have killed our comrades. We send our support to our comrades in Upper Xen and hope that they will quickly elect a new member from their party to become the new president-elect, then president. - Jong Il-Mau, Oriental Commissar Of The Central Soviet

The Great Leader to Gordon:

"Maybe it would be wise to return to Upper Xen to rally some support, I'll take care of Nomura for you just in case what she really wanted to do was to seize power for herself."

This is a tradegy. We find it appauling that someone could have killed our comrades. We send our support to our comrades in Upper Xen and hope that they will quickly elect a new member from their party to become the new president-elect, then president. - Jong Il-Mau, Oriental Commissar Of The Central Soviet

Comrade, as our society has fallen into disarray, you can be assured that
this has been done. I, as Acting President, will do all possible to bring order to Upper Xen and end this putsch.

Rosa Luxembourg Fuijmoto
General Secretary
New Homeland Party, Upper Xen

(OOC: May I join?)

OOC: Go right ahead. This is open to all, FYI.

Shadow Society Forces- Mobilizing
Shadow Society cells and agents all over Upper Xen sprang to activity, dispatching assasins and spies. An arms trade begun immediately, giving financial support and weapons to the Xenizen Armed Forces and Mai Nomura.
Things were perfect.




The Risban Imperial War Machine Springs to Life
Forces moving to Upper Xen...

The Risban Imperial Sixth Fleet
One Risban Class Commander Cruiser
-RIS Caecus
Four Albion Class Assault Ships
Ten Type 22 Frigates
One Kuznetsov Class Heavy Aircraft Carrier
----15 F-14 Tomcat Standard Fleet Fighter Aircraft
----5 P-3C Orion Maritime Patrol and Anti-Submarine Aircraft
----5 S-3B Viking Multi-Role Aircraft
----10 Harrier II Plus Vstol Fighter and Attack Aircraft
----10 SH-2G Super Seasprite Multi-Mission Naval Helicopters
2 Seawolf Submarines
2 Oliver Hazard Perry Destroyers
One Anzac Class Frigate


Ground Forces Entering
60,000 Footsoldiers
10,000 Marines


Forces to be used at Upper Xen's discretion.

The Risbanians were ordered to report to Fuzhou as quickly as possible, as the Rebels were moving quickly....

Meanwhile, emboldened by the Shadow SOciety's aid, the Rebels began moving again. The Hong Kong Capital Division and several nearby military units took over the capital with minimum opposition, forcing Acting President Fujimoto and those memebers of Congress loyal to her to Shanghai.

Meanwhile, the Rebel forces in the city proclaimed the creation of the "Restored Republic of Upper Xen," with a "Free Congress" made up of the remaining persons.

The Majority Leader, Donald MacIntyre assumed command of the government.

Upon assumption, he issued this message to the world:

"People of Upper Xen, the world.

We are at the brink of a major historical epoch...whether it will be one of stagnation or progress is uncertain. The ballot has failed, the bullet will act now.

Five times, we faced the Red. 1917 against Leninist expansion, 1941, versus Stalin, 1945 to 1953, fighting Mao, 1958-1964, fighting the Red puppets trying to take control in the wake of the death of the Imperium, and in 1984-1988, doing our part to preserve freedom globally, fighting in Siberia. All these times, we won. We won!

This makes it clear, the people of Upper Xen resist Communism and love liberty and property. They rightly see Communism as the hypocritical sham it is. Now that the Red is trying to impose his will on us, we are rightly fighting
back. But we can't do it alone, not when the Red has many resources. We need your help to fight the enemy in our midst, and preserve our rights.

Let us be clear. There will never be a Red government in Upper Xen again. There will not be one now. There will not be one in a 100 years, or a 1,000! God willing, Destiny willing, Natural Law willing, we will prevail!

Now, I call upon all the peoples of the world who share our love of liberty, and all that is good, to join us in our mission. Don't abandon us to an illegitimate force that will institute disorder. Help us fight, help us defeat the Red Heresy, and we shall all benefit!"

Meanwhile, Gordon Lew and family got on his jet and began to fly back to Hong Kong....and the Xenizen Armed Forces in Mexico began moving towards Hawaii, aided by the Xenizen North Pacific Fleet and the North Japan Fleet, both Rebel units, heading east.....

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UX, did you forget about the "Red Wind" thread?

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"Oh dear Lord not now." Ghelk Schfafel was monitoring the activities of the world. He poured over every little thing trying to determine what would happen. This was all to clear. The Xenian Civil War had begun.

War Room 13
"Say what!?!?!" General Dementia Pax O'Brien was stunned at this turn of evernts. A member of the Royal Family was in deep communist territory. They could live with that. Kellin was a big boy who could kick some serious arse. But now a civil war? Would he survive? Not without help. He heard some noise behind him. Taking a deep breath General Pax gathered his massive frame upwards from his chair and adjusted his helmet. The King walked into the room, his spectacles glinting in the light.

"General........retrieve my nephew. That is all you must do right now." Dementia Pax O'Brien, the man who wiped out the Anglo rebellions; smashed enemy fortresses like rotted wood; and had formed the Dalcassian war machine into the hammer it was today, simply nodded, bowed, and exited the room already shouting orders.

"Mannys! Form up. I want the 18th Rangers on the coppas and da Faerie Knights dropped with The Rear!" Dementia swept the helipads directing from the front was what he did best. Men laden with powerful guns and heavy armor climbed aboard massive transports. Engines roaring they lifted into the sky. Screeching towards UX Dementia smiled to himself. The calvary hath arrived.

Faerie Knights were crazy men. Willing to die at the request of their King or Queen. Willing to kill any creature that got in their way. Simple men, usually farmers or poorer zealots, they were the last, last resort. Punching small wholes in the atmosphere they were shot like rockets at Xen. Screaming like eagles the pods smashed into Kowloon tearing glass and steel apart like a butterfly's wings torn asunder.

They exited surveying the damage around them. Resembling more machine than man they took off towards Kellin's specific heat signature....

Forces Sent:
300 Heavy Faerie Knights
400 Rear Guard Special Forces
1200 18th Rangers

"Oh dear Lord not now." Ghelk Schfafel was monitoring the activities of the world. He poured over every little thing trying to determine what would happen. This was all to clear. The Xenian Civil War had begun.

War Room 13
"Say what!?!?!" General Dementia Pax O'Brien was stunned at this turn of evernts. A member of the Royal Family was in deep communist territory. They could live with that. Kellin was a big boy who could kick some serious arse. But now a civil war? Would he survive? Not without help. He heard some noise behind him. Taking a deep breath General Pax gathered his massive frame upwards from his chair and adjusted his helmet. The King walked into the room, his spectacles glinting in the light.

"General........retrieve my nephew. That is all you must do right now." Dementia Pax O'Brien, the man who wiped out the Anglo rebellions; smashed enemy fortresses like rotted wood; and had formed the Dalcassian war machine into the hammer it was today, simply nodded, bowed, and exited the room already shouting orders.

"Mannys! Form up. I want the 18th Rangers on the coppas and da Faerie Knights dropped with The Rear!" Dementia swept the helipads directing from the front was what he did best. Men laden with powerful guns and heavy armor climbed aboard massive transports. Engines roaring they lifted into the sky. Screeching towards UX Dementia smiled to himself. The calvary hath arrived.

Faerie Knights were crazy men. Willing to die at the request of their King or Queen. Willing to kill any creature that got in their way. Simple men, usually farmers or poorer zealots, they were the last, last resort. Punching small wholes in the atmosphere they were shot like rockets at Xen. Screaming like eagles the pods smashed into Kowloon tearing glass and steel apart like a butterfly's wings torn asunder.

They exited surveying the damage around them. Resembling more machine than man they took off towards Kellin's specific heat signature....

Forces Sent:
300 Heavy Faerie Knights
400 Rear Guard Special Forces
1200 18th Rangers

The Wolverine Militiamen, dressed like UK Mods from the 60's (with some elemtns of urban camo) with flak jackets and carrying MAC-10's and M16's, spotted the Camel Eaters troops....but, as they were from CE, they backed off. They had orders to repsect them as friends, and even to get Kellin out.

The Wolverines soon approached the Heavy Faerie Knights, and offered their aid in finding Kellin. The city was under the command of the Free Congress, but the Reds had taken to the Labyrinthine sewers of HK, and they would occasionally stage raids from there.....thus, the city was still under martial law, 24/7.

And that meant they had to find Kellin, fast- the Reds might have deduced the CE troops had just arrived......

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"This is Ron Burgundy for XNN News......we now come to you live from a secure bunker in Tokyo, held by the rebellion.

It is estimated now that fully half of the People of Upper Xen and its military have turned against the government.

We have reports that in Japan, urban fighting has broken out. Though Tokyo, and many major urban centers in Xenizen Kansai and Kyushu are under rebel control, fighting continues as government forces begin Headcrab rocket attacks on Osaka and Nagasaki to try and break rebel resistance. Reports of savage atrocities are coming in.....already, reports indicate Communists crucified Catholic monks who refused to shelter them, and Rebels have been engaged in lynching of Red prisoners in retaliation. A massive gang war between Xenizen J-Mod Gangs and Goths has broken out in Tokyo, the Goths forming a 'People's Commune' in Harajuku aligned with the government and the Mods siding with the Rebels. Violent combat here has rendered once grand plazas into Mogadishu style scenes......

Meanwhile, the government has had to deal with The Order of St. Aleksandr Nevski in Manchuria, who has amazingly repelled all government attacks using guerilla tactics. Guerillas of the Moslem Army of Yunnan have also emerged here, declaring secession from both the Rebels and Red Governments and declaring full Jihad, reportedly executing Red and Rebel alike and waging a holy war against who they consider infidels. These actions have prompetd major offensives backed by Headcrab rockets and aircraft.

In Hawaii, Rebel forces under the command of Commander Huang have launched Operation Waikiki Run, assaulting Xenizen Bases at Pearl Harbor and landing on Kahloohwae and the Big Island itself, and beginning Tomahawk attacks on Honolulu.

The Chinese Front has seen concerted attempts to break the stalemate near Wuhan and attempts to capture cities along the Yellow River by both sides in a deadly war of manuever. Casualties are running high, and parts of the Front are looking like WWI France."

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Statement by the Moslem Army of Yunnan:

Brothers in Islam-

We come into a time of darkness. For several years now, we have been brutally repressed.....government patrols and collaborators have been actively working to destroy True Islam in our land. We Yunnanese Moslems, working for our good since 1979, now rise again to challenge the enemy.

Brothers, join us in our Jihad! The time is right! Help us gain our freedom, and you will find favor with Allah!

Jiang Yu
Imam
Moslem Army of Yunnan

Meanwhile, government forces began Operation Fox Hunt, sending 3 divisions into Eastern Yunnan and several Loyalist SOG teams. Supported by B-52's and loyalist B-70mk1 Valkyries, plus Predator UAV's, they began hunting the enemy, Moslem or Rebel.

The Great Leader packed Gordon onto a G80 at Daducheng International.

"Go home, rally what forces are loyal to you."

After Gordon left:

The Great Leader addressed a group (maybe 20) of picked Skorpion Inquisitors, both human and lizard.

"Go to Upper Xen, protect Gordon Lew with your lives, do not disappoint me."

Risban City
"He's returned? Well, send another 13,000 marines, and a squad of High Guards to defend Mr. Lew," ordered Emperor Scorpius, upon receiving information on the Xenizen Civil War.



Following orders, another 13,000 Imperial marines were dispatched to be used at Upper Xen's will, while a group of 100 Imperial High Guards arrived to aid in helping protect Gordon and his family.

Meanwhile....

The G80 landed in HK International, to a regiment of soldiers and a crowd of people, alternatively happy to see Gordon and ready to rip his head off. The Wolverine Militiamen and Skorpions kept the naysayers back, though.

Gordon stepped off of the plane the moment it landed, and he turned to the cameras and waved. He then got onto the back of a truck and said:

"Conscientious people of Upper Xen-

I only have this to say.

People of Upper Xen, democrats, capitalists, religious persons, paramilitaries and armed servicemen loyal to the true ideals of Upper Xen, we now stand at a great time of decision. I don't have to tell you what's going on.

We can do it! We can win! We'll take Wuhan, Shanghai, Hokkaido, Hawaii, and anywhere their dark influence is felt. We don't fear them. I say, if anything, they should be the ones who are scared!

And now that I have your attention.....I would also like to say that our job will not be easy. The misguided persons who oppose us now have much in the way of funds, and support. But we have the precedent of history, and just as many funds and support as they do. In our history, their lot has tried five times to crush us. Five times, they failed. Let's make it their sixth!

I only ask that there be no lynchings, or atrocities when you do it. That is not our way. That is the way of the misguided persons in power now.

Now, go do that voodoo, that you do....SO WELL!"

The crowd roared, and Lew went to reoccupy his old House...

SECRET TELEGRAM TO RISBAN:

I'll take your aid, but you'll have to withdraw the men you sent to back the Reds first.....it would be in your best interest, I would think.

Gordon Lew

"This is Ron Burgundy, for XNN. The return of Gordon Lew signals a new direction for the Rebellion today, as factions all over have acclaimed him the leader of the movement, now known as the Free Xenizen Forces.

The struggle has motivated the Rebels to keep fighting, and has provided the opportunity to launch two new offensives.

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Acting President Fujimoto's response was simply: "No surrender. We will not give up. This means nothing to me.....the people will prevail."

In other news, the offensive into East Yunnan seems to be doing its job well, though the government has suffered mass casualties in suppressing the Moslem revolt.

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"The Land of Alex suports the government against these rightist rebels. The only rule of the people is democracy and we urge that the factions will ceasefire and hold another election. In interim we will do whatever we can do to suport the government, just tell us where you need help."

-Amy Wen
Minister of Welfare
Minister of Foreign Affairs

"The Land of Alex suports the government against these rightist rebels. The only rule of the people is democracy and we urge that the factions will ceasefire and hold another election. In interim we will do whatever we can do to suport the government, just tell us where you need help."

-Amy Wen
Minister of Welfare
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Donations of credits, or perhaps the sending of men would be appreciated. Thanks.

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Rosa Luxembourg Fujimoto
Acting President
Populist Republic of Upper Xen

"The Land of Alex is donatating 10 million common dollars to Upper Xen and Parliament has authorized Minister of Foriegn Affairs Amy Wen to use force to aid them."

-Joe Ann Placard
Prime Minister

"About 1,000 troops are beign sent to be commanded by Upper Xen though at this point 500 are reserved for peaceful means such as food distrbution."

-Amy Wen
Minister of Welfare
Minister of Foriegn Affairs

OOC: My army is very small and my leaders have little military expierence.

"The Land of Alex is donatating 10 million common dollars to Upper Xen and Parliament has authorized Minister of Foriegn Affairs Amy Wen to use force to aid them."

-Joe Ann Placard
Prime Minister

"About 1,000 troops are beign sent to be commanded by Upper Xen though at this point 500 are reserved for peaceful means such as food distrbution."

-Amy Wen
Minister of Welfare
Minister of Foriegn Affairs

OOC: My army is very small and my leaders have little military expierence.


Send these men to our base outside Osaka. We are staging another offensive there....we'll need them to provide aid to the civil population.

Rosa Luxembourg Fujimoto
Acting President
Populist Republic of Upper Xen

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OOC:Mind if the Heart of Armaggeddon(SKA: Red Tide Mafia) sets up shop in your nation... it will require them seizing control of a moderately sized port town... but thats about it.

OOC:Mind if the Heart of Armaggeddon(SKA: Red Tide Mafia) sets up shop in your nation... it will require them seizing control of a moderately sized port town... but thats about it.

OOC: This is UX, different account.

They can do it with the consent of a J-Mod gang in UX....try Sendai. Your guys can officially come in as "peacekeepers," but the J-Mods will run guns in collaboration with you.....they are some of the most powerful gangs in UX, they'll want a cut.

We have J-Mods in UX, they are like UK Mods from the 60's, but mixed with elements of cosplay and anime, plus punk and new wave.

They are different from other types of Mods (C-Mods) in China that embrace US Soul and R&B music from the 60's, plus rock music (alos, they dress more like original Mods).

OOC:The HOA has heavier stuff then guns... usually they take control of a not-so-important- port town and start unloading all sorts of military class equipment, from steak knives to MI-35 HIND-E Attack Helicopters. Most of their stuff is brought in via cargo container ships(which they own legitametly). Civil wars are just a magnet for the HOA, given the lack of authority and the fact that the losing side could always use more weapons. The baddest thing the HOA has are SCUDs tipped with VX. But they never sell those.

OOC:The HOA has heavier stuff then guns... usually they take control of a not-so-important- port town and start unloading all sorts of military class equipment, from steak knives to MI-35 HIND-E Attack Helicopters. Most of their stuff is brought in via cargo container ships(which they own legitametly). Civil wars are just a magnet for the HOA, given the lack of authority and the fact that the losing side could always use more weapons. The baddest thing the HOA has are SCUDs tipped with VX. But they never sell those.

OOC: I'm cool with that....but will you consent to joint ownership with the J-Mods (it might make things more interesting.)?

ENCRYPTED MESSAGE


TO: PRESIDENT GORDON LEW OF UPPER XEN
FROM: MINISTRY OF FORIEGN AFFAIRS AND INTERNATIONAL TRADE, OTTAWA, EAST CANADA

East Canada firmly believes in the ideals of democracy and freedom, and that cannot be obtained under communist rule. East Canada also knows that any communist controlled government anywhere is a threat to global democracy, and must be contained.

Therefore, we offer you the assistance of the our Ninth Army and her attached air units. Inform us where you wish to deploy them, and we shall do so as soon as possible.

-John Graham
Minister of Foriegn Affairs and International Trade

Seal of the Minnesotan Confederacy (http://www.geocities.com/mr_whud/Original_Flag.JPG)
Official Confederate Communique

"We will be deploying four Marine contingents to defend the civilian populace from the ravages of war and retain stability in pacified areas. The Marines will not perform any combat duties. Their main and only purpose will be peace-keeping."



SECRET IC

Unbeknownst to the sparring factions of Upper Xen, Generalissimo J.L. planned to involve his nation in the conflict extensively. He had little idea what the conflict was about, who started it, or what was being fought for, but he wanted to make sure the government that emerged from the ashes of war was a pro-Roach-Busterian, anticommunist one. He would send as much aid- military and financial- to ensure the war concluded in a manner satisfactory to him.

ENCRYPTED MESSAGE


TO: PRESIDENT GORDON LEW OF UPPER XEN
FROM: MINISTRY OF FORIEGN AFFAIRS AND INTERNATIONAL TRADE, OTTAWA, EAST CANADA

East Canada firmly believes in the ideals of democracy and freedom, and that cannot be obtained under communist rule. East Canada also knows that any communist controlled government anywhere is a threat to global democracy, and must be contained.

Therefore, we offer you the assistance of the our Ninth Army and her attached air units. Inform us where you wish to deploy them, and we shall do so as soon as possible.

-John Graham
Minister of Foriegn Affairs and International Trade


SIC:

Deploy them in Sendai.....we're going to stage an offensive on Akita. Your men are appreciated. God Bless East Canada.

Gordon Lew
Leader
Free Xenizen Forces

SIC:

Deploy them in Sendai.....we're going to stage an offensive on Akita. Your men are appreciated. God Bless East Canada.

Gordon Lew
Leader
Free Xenizen Forces

Secret IC:

We shall do so immediately. Thank you for allowing us to assist.

-John Graham
Minister of Foriegn Affairs and International Trade

Top Secret Message to the J-Mods from Unknown Source
"We represent the... discrete supply buisness in Red Tide and several war zones in various contries. We are offering you a joint venture in the UX Civil War. You scratch our backs, we scratch yours. Plus... we can split the profits."
End Message.

Secret Imperial Telegram to Gordon Lew
We believe that there must be some sort of mistake. The Grand Imperium would never in any way support Reds. All forces sent into Upper Xen have been ordered to obey the legitimate government.

-Alexander Perkins, High Minister of Foreign Affairs



Imperial Palace, Risban City- The Office of the Emperor
"How's the Xenizen problem looking?" asked Emperor Scorpius, sitting behind his desk.
"Roach-Busters has just entered the fray," said Grand General Charles Skops. "They will surely work aggresively to put down any communist factions."
"Excellent," said Scorpius. The young emperor turned towards his Minister of Intelligence. "Have we figured out where the Risbanian arms that ended up in the Reds' hands came from?"
"Yes, sir," said Myles Abrahms slowly. "Well... You see... It seems that the order originated from the Palace... The Shadow Society has parts of Parliament under their control, it seems."
"Damn it... Have Marcus and Colonel Lucian investigate it," ordered the Emperor, rubbing his head. "And have Admiral Tarda prepare his fleet. We're sending naval forces into Upper Xen."

Imperial Palace, Risban City- Shadowy Office in the Chambers of Parliament
"We'll have to be more careful next time," said Lord Richard Gaius Zora, sitting behind his desk. "Prometheus Intelligence is travelling to close to our trail. Luckily, you can lead them astray."
"Yes, m'lord," said Marcus Janus, Deputy-Director of Intelligence. "When I'm through with the investigation, they won't have a clue as to who is behind the society."
"Good, good," said Zorag. "Now, begin pulling our agents out of Upper Xen. With Scorpius launching the navy and more nations siding with the Republic, it is a lost cause. I don't want to waste any more supplies."
"Yes, sir."

Top Secret Message to the J-Mods from Unknown Source
"We represent the... discrete supply buisness in Red Tide and several war zones in various contries. We are offering you a joint venture in the UX Civil War. You scratch our backs, we scratch yours. Plus... we can split the profits."
End Message.

OOC: Imagine the guy's talking in a West London accent...a bit of a stretch, but this is NS.

SIC:

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Okay, mate. Here's what we do......we got a bonny lil' port for you to use. Sendai. Out of the way, well, its not, but its held by the Free Xenizens, so its quite secure. They like us, so they'll leave us alone.

We'll need tanks. Lots of tanks, AAA missiles and guns, MRLS and Artillery systems, higher tech the better- higher ups like US made goods. And that'd be the ticket to success for both of us.

Meet me at the docks, we'll talk later.

"Happy" Jack Sakuraba
Oyabun
The Sendai Social Club

OOC:So the towns name is Sendai?
IC:
Top Secret Reply
"We've got T-80U Main Battle Tanks, Russian Tank... superior to the M1A2. For the SAMs we've got SA-12s... Good missiles, blow a Short Range Ballistic Missile like a SCUD up better then the PATRIOT can, shoot down aircraft real well to, only problem is their stationary. MLRS's are a bit out of our reach but we've got BM-21 MRLs. Not as good and only carry one type of rocket, but their the next best thing. For Artillery, weve got a few of the earlier versions of the M-109. But the M-1974 is much more common and inexpensive. We;ve also got MI-35 HIND Assualt Helicopters. Basicilly a updated version of the MI-24, but they are still lethal killers."
END MESSAGE!

Near the town of Sendai...

3 Cargo Freighters with Red Tidean markings steamed towards the port town. Resting inside the cargo containers were tanks, APCs, and other military class vechiles. They radioed the port town.

"This is the freighter MURAKI... we are requesting permission to dock." The voice had a moderate Russian Accent.

The harbormaster, tipped by the J-Mods, said, "Go ahead."

Meanwhile, Jack and a platoon of guards were waiting to meet the HOA agents when they hit the shore-and to also oversee the the transfer.

Down the ramp came six HOA Thugs, SKi-Masks covering their faces, AK-101s(with attached grenade launcher) in hand. Then came a man wearing a rather expensive looking buisness suit, following him were 6 more Thugs. The man in buisness suit walked up to Jack and said, "My name is Gregorov Tajiki. I have been assigned as the 'overseer' of our organizations buisness deals in this conflict. We hope our deals will be profitable. Yes?"

Meanwhile, after a week's journey across the Pacific, the Ninth Army arrived in Sendai. Dozens of ships with East Canadian markings were filing into the harbour, escorted by CF-24s, CF-18s, and F-22s from above.

The lead ship, CFS Vimy Ridge, radioed the port command:

"This is East Canadian convoy Blue Dawn requesting permission to dock, over."

Meanwhile, after a week's journey across the Pacific, the Ninth Army arrived in Sendai. Dozens of ships with East Canadian markings were filing into the harbour, escorted by CF-24s, CF-18s, and F-22s from above.

The lead ship, CFS Vimy Ridge, radioed the port command:

"This is East Canadian convoy Blue Dawn requesting permission to dock, over."

The harbormaster replied: "Blue Dawn, this is Mother Hen.....go ahead and roost. Facilities are available....."

Several Coast Guard ships and patrol boats moved to escort them in- both the Reds had subs (so did the Free Xenizens), and were eager to use them......

Down the ramp came six HOA Thugs, SKi-Masks covering their faces, AK-101s(with attached grenade launcher) in hand. Then came a man wearing a rather expensive looking buisness suit, following him were 6 more Thugs. The man in buisness suit walked up to Jack and said, "My name is Gregorov Tajiki. I have been assigned as the 'overseer' of our organizations buisness deals in this conflict. We hope our deals will be profitable. Yes?"

Jack said, "Of course, Mr. Tajiki. Believe me when I say this, but I have a feeling we will have a lot of cash in our pockets when this is done."

He then pointed to a large man who looked suspiciously like Michael Clarke Duncan.

"This is Talmadge. He'll be your liasion, should I be unavailable. Very reliable, strong as an ox."

He then said, "Right-o. Let's get this show on the move....plenty of tickets to meet, deal with.....let's see the goods."

The East Canadian convoy welcomed the Xenzien coast guard's protection, it would help in addition to the contingent of 8 Destroyers, 10 Frigates, and Aircraft Carrier that had escorted the convoy across the Pacific.

Slowly but surely, the ships docked and unloaded the 9th Army's men and equipment in the harbour.

"Right... I am gonna need a crane. We pack the vehicles into Cargo Containers. Keeps them visually hidden from any interlopers."

The East Canadian convoy welcomed the Xenzien coast guard's protection, it would help in addition to the contingent of 8 Destroyers, 10 Frigates, and Aircraft Carrier that had escorted the convoy across the Pacific.

Slowly but surely, the ships docked and unloaded the 9th Army's men and equipment in the harbour.

They were greeted by a crowd of Rebels waving East Canadian flags and holding signs in French and English saying "Welcome friends!" and "We love you guys!"

They made way for the local commander, Adm. Gennady Kerensky (http://www.gwpda.org/naval/kolchak.jpg). He walked up, waiting to meet the commander of these stalwart men.

"Right... I am gonna need a crane. We pack the vehicles into Cargo Containers. Keeps them visually hidden from any interlopers."

Jack smiled. "I've got one. Hold on."

He radioed the operator of the crane, and he got him to get it started up.

Jack then turned to Tajiki and said, "Alright, guv'nor. The crane's ready...where you want 'er to go, I'll tell 'er to go."

Tajiki nodded and several minutes later a cargo container was on the ground and being pried open by the HOA Thugs. It fell open with a loud SLAM! Revealing the T-80U Main Battle Tank inside. "There are two more behind it." Tajiki said," We are capable of stuffing 3 tanks into each container. We also have some disassembled SA-12s on board, some M-1974s in pairs for some containers, for mobile AA we've got SA-8s and ZSU-23-4s."

Tajiki nodded and several minutes later a cargo container was on the ground and being pried open by the HOA Thugs. It fell open with a loud SLAM! Revealing the T-80U Main Battle Tank inside. "There are two more behind it." Tajiki said," We are capable of stuffing 3 tanks into each container. We also have some disassembled SA-12s on board, some M-1974s in pairs for some containers, for mobile AA we've got SA-8s and ZSU-23-4s."

Jack looked inside and said, "sugo! Very heavy, man. I like your style."

He walked up to the T-80U, and said, "This is neat....never smuggled tanks before, mate. I've seen big loads, but not like this one 'ere. Then again, I've done mostly sausage and mash, pills, vellocet, tickets, and frisbees."

He then turned and said, "Can I see the ZSU's? We might like KPV/Pirats as well-good guns, 14.5mm, tear new ones in their targets like hot knives through butter."

OOC: Slang terms are:

Sausage and mash- borrowed from London, slang for hash
Pills- self-explanatory
vellocet- LSD, ludes
tickets- prostitutes
frisbees- fake CD's

"Really? We ship weapons all the time." Tajiki said as another cargo container came down and was pried open. It slammed open again revealing the ZSU inside. "We've installed a targetting computer in it, so it can track air targets better. Otherwise its the same as the ones produced in the 60s. Quad 23mm rapid-firing flak guns effective against aircraft, infantry, and lightly armored targets. The same amount of armor as found on a BTR-60. Its only has two real downsides, over-heating problems requires its gun to fire in bursts with 4 seconds of 'cool-down' time... which is why there are four guns. The other downside is that its practically worthless against armored targets, that is modern APCs, IFVs, LBTs, and MBTs.

OOC:Here are some terms just incase you dont know them.
IFV:Infantry Fighting Veichle(Example: The Bradley)
LBT:Light Battle Tank(Examply: M5551 Sheridan)

"Really? We ship weapons all the time." Tajiki said as another cargo container came down and was pried open. It slammed open again revealing the ZSU inside. "We've installed a targetting computer in it, so it can track air targets better. Otherwise its the same as the ones produced in the 60s. Quad 23mm rapid-firing flak guns effective against aircraft, infantry, and lightly armored targets. The same amount of armor as found on a BTR-60. Its only has two real downsides, over-heating problems requires its gun to fire in bursts with 4 seconds of 'cool-down' time... which is why there are four guns. The other downside is that its practically worthless against armored targets, that is modern APCs, IFVs, LBTs, and MBTs.

OOC:Here are some terms just incase you dont know them.
IFV:Infantry Fighting Veichle(Example: The Bradley)
LBT:Light Battle Tank(Examply: M5551 Sheridan)

OOC: Knew those, but thanks.

IC:

Jack said, "Cool.....I likey. Want me to inform my buyers?"

"This is Ron Burgundy, reporting live from the XNN News bunker."

"It has been confirmed today that both sides in the Xenizen Civil War, both the Free Xenizens and the Populist Government, possess WMD's, especially Nuclear and Headcrab based weaponry."

"The fact that the Populists have been using the HEadcrab bombs against the Free Xenizen forces has been documented for some time. But the fate of the nation's nuclear arsenal, concentrated in mobile units such as B-52's. B-70mk1's, Zheng He SSBN's, and Tomahawk TLAM-N's, plus strategic cruise missiles, was unknown until yesterday, when the Populist government used a Tomahawk TLAM-N against Hill 456, in East Yunnan, and the Free Xenizen forces admitted 'we have nukes, but we will show restraint and not use them in an Inquisitorial manner.'"

"In other news, Operation Waikiki Run, the Rebel operation to take Hawaii, has succeeded, with the raising of the Rebel flag over the State House and the seizure of Pearl Harbor after a bitter struggle. When asked to comment, Commander Huang was reported to have said, 'Now this is what we call victory!'"

SHANGHAI-

The night was calm....the harbor of Shanghai was placid, and under heavy guard.

Several unmarked freighters went into the harbor. They radioed the Harbormaster:

"Shanghai Harbormaster, this is Korean Glory. Requesting entry."

The Harbormaster replied, "Roger, we're expecting you. Please follow the Coast Guard ships. Be aware of frogmen."

The ships soon were escorted in. The captain did not like that last part. Frogmen? Damn, this was not good.....

Still, they made it safely to the dock. Waiting for them was A. President Fujimoto, and several guards.

The cranes soon lowered the goods, and the captain came out to meet the President.

"Acting President, Capt. Park of the Korean Glory. I am honored to meet you, comrade."

Fujimoto smiled and said, "Let's get to business, shall we? Open the crates."

The crates were opened, and onboard, AK-101's, and KX and KM gas shells were revealed.

Fujimoto said, "Excellent. Deliver them to Wuhan at once. Test them on the Rebs, show them the power of the people."

The longshoremen soon picked up the gas shells, and delivered them onto ordinary supply trucks along with ordinary ammo crates. The AK's were delivered onto ordinary trucks, and the convoy moved out.

The people would be avenged.....

OOC: Pix of the Xenizen Korean Auxiliaries here. (http://www.friend.ly.net/~kellybr/alert.jpg) Mix that look with the Combine soldiers from HL2 to get the true feel of things....

IC:

Meanwhile-

Wuhan, Anhui Province, China, Upper Xen (http://www.megacities.uni-koeln.de/documentation/wuhan/map/wuhanmap.jpg)-

The night was black as ever.....it was the 245th day of combat here. So far, Cpl. Lee Jung-hu and his squad of Korean Auxiliaries had not moved an inch from their positions at the sprawling No. 56 Pontiac UX Plant. Not a goddamn inch.

This was the state of things in Wuhan. Once the Chicago of Upper Xen, a vibrant industrial center dedicated to churning out steel, food products, cars and tanks, it was now a necropolis, a dark ode to man's inherent desires to kill. A Xenizen Stalingrad. Now, with Rebel positions firmly fixed on the Yangtze's West Bank, and the Reds refusing to move, the area had fallen into a stalemate. Nobody knew how to fix this puzzle, if they had the pieces, they they didn't know where to put them.

Kim and his men were resting now. Listening to Who tapes, reading manhua comics, letters....hell, doing anything that would take their minds off of this wasteland. They were obstenisbly fighting for the Free Xenizens, his superior, Commandant Kim Syil Hun (promoted since that duel in Tibet), had ensured that.

His men did not know the horror of what would await. For 500 yards away, in No Man's Land, a Red G6 Artillery unit, with 6-12 G6's, was silently moved forward. They were going to test out the new poison gas shells, supplied by the USSR. And poor Kim's squad, and the other Koreans of the 5th Battalion, 2nd Division Korean Auxiliaries holding the old No. 56 Pontiac Plant, were to be the rats in this experiment.

The G6 crews silently loaded the shells. They then targeted the bulk of the Koreans, firing rapidly at the enemy.

The resutl was chaos. Kim, hearing artillery, initially ordered his men to take cover. But when the standard explosions were not heard, and only a hissing sound, followed by the awful sound of fellow comrades choking and dying, Kim knew what to do.

He yelled at his men: "GAS! GAS! GET YER MASKS ON!"

His men were lucky....they got their NBC gear on before it was too late. They could not help but see others, however, that were not so lucky.

Kim then said to himself, "In the name of God....I will kill every one of these butchers....."

He got up, and screamed in the direction of the gunners. "YOU COWARDS HEAR ME! I'LL CUT YOUR HEADS OFF! I'LL FEED YOU TO DOGS! YOU WILL PAY!"

He ducked when snipers began to zero in. His vengance would have to wait.....

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The next day-

"This is Ron Burgundy, of XNN News. Government sources are denying today that nerve gas was used in Wuhan to kill 500 Korean Auxiliaries, and claims that the Koreans did it. However, eyewitnesses from the surviving squads indicate otherwise...."

Seal of the Minnesotan Confederacy (http://www.geocities.com/mr_whud/Original_Flag.JPG)
Official Confederate Communique

"We will be deploying four Marine contingents to defend the civilian populace from the ravages of war and retain stability in pacified areas. The Marines will not perform any combat duties. Their main and only purpose will be peace-keeping."



SECRET IC

Unbeknownst to the sparring factions of Upper Xen, Generalissimo J.L. planned to involve his nation in the conflict extensively. He had little idea what the conflict was about, who started it, or what was being fought for, but he wanted to make sure the government that emerged from the ashes of war was a pro-Roach-Busterian, anticommunist one. He would send as much aid- military and financial- to ensure the war concluded in a manner satisfactory to him.

OOC: This is UX, too lazy to switch.

SIC:

Thanks for aiding us, Generalissimo. Send as much aid as possible, the damn Reds are gassing us, and I have a few offensives in mind.

Gordon Lew
President
Free Xenizen Forces

Shanghai, 50mi outside of the coast-

"Captain, we're almost there."

The captain smoked his cigar, and put it out. "Excellent."

The Zheng He SSBN Thomas Walker moved through the water relatively quickly. Six-ten of her sisters were moving along with her, escorted by Arliegh Burke Destroyers and Oliver Hazard Perry's of the Free Xenizen Forces, and two newly purchased Harpy-class Arsenal Ships from the nation of MassPwnage, named the James Cooper and Jaws.

Their target: The port of Shanghai. The Red Capital. Since the Reds had gassed their friends, and clearly decided to resort to barbarities to win, the higher-ups decided to resort to barbarities too. A shelling of the city, particularly the industrial centers and the port, would teach them a lesson...

And that was why the Walker was near the port.

The captain then said, "Status?"

The crewmen replied, "Tomahawk TLAM-C's and TLAM-N's ready for launch. We have the Trident II missiles ready as well. Standby for attack."

The captain then said, "Up Periscope."

He then looked through the newly exposed periscope, and saw the port. Glistening in the day, it seemed to be shimmering with life. That would change soon.

The captain said, "Fire TLAM-C's and Black Raptors at the Harbor facilities, and at the factories. Have the Daltrey and Moon move in close, use Harpoons and Mk 48 ADCAP's to sink Red Shipping."

The crew responded, "Yes sir."

The order was given, and soon a shower of missiles emerged. The subs fired their Tomahawks, the Harpies their own Pwnage made missiles. Either way, hell was going down.....

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Meanwhile, Red Guard units marched on their daily drills near the Xenizen Petroleum Refinery.

The men soon spotted objects in the sky....

Soon, alarms and Patriot and Ninha SAM's went up. They tried to get the Tomahawks, but they soon slammed into the Refinery, and it went up in smoke. The scene was repeated in other parts of the city, as factories making guns and tanks were hit by rockets. Not as many as expected got in, but enough got in that significant damage was done..........

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Meanwhile, a crewman was swabbing the decks of the freighter Emma Rose. He was smoking, and did notice the explosions all around him. He ducked, and tried to avoid the attacks.

Soon, he heard explosions nearby. The boat soon began to shake, and list......

He then knew immediately that he had been torpedoed. He saw other ships listing, and exploding as well. He decided he would not go down with the ship. He jumped onto the pier, broke his ankle, and limped away using a crowbar as a crutch.....

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By the time the Red Coast Guard reacted, the raiders had gone away (not before mining the harbor)......and Rosa Luxembourg Fujimoto was left presiding over a ruined city. 1,200 people had died, 5,000 more were injured. Millions of Xenthalers in damages was done, and the repair time for everything was estimated to be at least several weeks.

She said, "You bastards...."

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OOC: Anybody who can pick up the Who references gets a box of Oreos.

bump

OOC: Bump-FC, your gas shells worked. :D

The Wolverine Militiamen, dressed like UK Mods from the 60's (with some elemtns of urban camo) with flak jackets and carrying MAC-10's and M16's, spotted the Camel Eaters troops....but, as they were from CE, they backed off. They had orders to repsect them as friends, and even to get Kellin out.

The Wolverines soon approached the Heavy Faerie Knights, and offered their aid in finding Kellin. The city was under the command of the Free Congress, but the Reds had taken to the Labyrinthine sewers of HK, and they would occasionally stage raids from there.....thus, the city was still under martial law, 24/7.

And that meant they had to find Kellin, fast- the Reds might have deduced the CE troops had just arrived......
The Faerie spread out into formations greeting the Wolverines head on shaking their hands fervently. The massed forces moved quickly and silently as possible to Kellin's signature.

They noticed that many, many bones were laying about the closer they got to the signature that radiated from Kellin. They found a milk truck that had been tipped over and a very healthy bone pile nearby. The Knights gulped as they approached. "Kellin has gone Sawney." They crossed themselves and approached.

A shape stirred near the truck massive it lifted a few steel grid plates and hurled them catching a Knight in the chest. He fell back but got back up and fired a sedative at the beast/man in front of them. Then the rest fired. Eighty rounds of sedative emptied into him before he fell.

They thanked the Wolverines and loaded him into a chopper for lift. Waving at them they dropped some candy before leaving. Only to have a second chopper land with men pouring out of it. They approached the Wolverine Militia leader. "We are Cu Chullian Milita Men. We have eight choppers and three hundred of us. We're supposed to aid you in whatever way possible, sir."

The Faerie spread out into formations greeting the Wolverines head on shaking their hands fervently. The massed forces moved quickly and silently as possible to Kellin's signature.

They noticed that many, many bones were laying about the closer they got to the signature that radiated from Kellin. They found a milk truck that had been tipped over and a very healthy bone pile nearby. The Knights gulped as they approached. "Kellin has gone Sawney." They crossed themselves and approached.

A shape stirred near the truck massive it lifted a few steel grid plates and hurled them catching a Knight in the chest. He fell back but got back up and fired a sedative at the beast/man in front of them. Then the rest fired. Eighty rounds of sedative emptied into him before he fell.

They thanked the Wolverines and loaded him into a chopper for lift. Waving at them they dropped some candy before leaving. Only to have a second chopper land with men pouring out of it. They approached the Wolverine Militia leader. "We are Cu Chullian Milita Men. We have eight choppers and three hundred of us. We're supposed to aid you in whatever way possible, sir."

The Wolverines resisted the urge to throw up. War was one thing. Zombies were one thing. Cannabilism was another.

The head of the Wolverines said, in his Cockney accent (Mods have UK accents), in a slightly scared tone: "Good God...if you guys do this as part of your strat, we could scare them into givin' up. You're with us anytime."

He then said, "Right. We're movin forth. The Dead City of Wuhan calls."

bump for CE

The Cu Chullian Militia nodded and unloaded from their choppers. Many joked and kicked at the bone piles as they loaded massive weapons and even more massive jeeps up with men. They spoke in a variety of languages mostly Camel's Haggis though. The blurred English/Irish patois showed no sign of fear as they fell in line.

"Mac Cuwherade Wuhan? Iawanna getsalla kellen on dem. Asda me boys." One of the militia men said to the Wolverine man with the cockney accent. Seeing the look on his face a small bookish man stepped forward to translate.

"He said. Oh son of the wolf where is Wuhan? I want to fight our enemies well like a mighty warrior. As do my men."

The Cu Chullian Militia nodded and unloaded from their choppers. Many joked and kicked at the bone piles as they loaded massive weapons and even more massive jeeps up with men. They spoke in a variety of languages mostly Camel's Haggis though. The blurred English/Irish patois showed no sign of fear as they fell in line.

"Mac Cuwherade Wuhan? Iawanna getsalla kellen on dem. Asda me boys." One of the militia men said to the Wolverine man with the cockney accent. Seeing the look on his face a small bookish man stepped forward to translate.

"He said. Oh son of the wolf where is Wuhan? I want to fight our enemies well like a mighty warrior. As do my men."

The Wolverine took out a map (http://www.index-china.com/index-english/images/CHINA%20map.gif) and said "Here. It's in Central China. Big combat zone. Hugeass stalemate...we've Korean Auxiliaries, Marines and Army there. Maybe you guys can break it with skill. think Stalingrad. Our regiment and other units are coming with. We're to report to Kai Tak Airstrip. Follow us."

The Wolverines hopped on comandeered Range Rovers and Ford F-150's and invited the CE troops to come with.

The men nodded and jumped in passing the map around so everyone could see it. They poked and prodded it as the jeeps and Range Rovers took off. Singing in their native tongue on the way there. They pulled out whiskey and let the alcohol slide down their throats collectively. The drivers were insane rocketing over everything and piling through any and all obstacles.

They arrived in Wuhan quickly. The Cu Chullian men swept out like a great tide and formed into columns.

"Wherea wannaus sir?"

The men nodded and jumped in passing the map around so everyone could see it. They poked and prodded it as the jeeps and Range Rovers took off. Singing in their native tongue on the way there. They pulled out whiskey and let the alcohol slide down their throats collectively. The drivers were insane rocketing over everything and piling through any and all obstacles.

They arrived in Wuhan quickly. The Cu Chullian men swept out like a great tide and formed into columns.

"Wherea wannaus sir?"

The disillusioned man who saw them laughed. Talking to them like a pirate, he said:

"Ar...you boys haven't seen much death have ye? Wuhan be the city of death, the manefestation of Dante's Inferno. Here be poison gas, claymore mines, artillery, arc light strikes, and headcrab zombies. You'll love it."

He then laughed and said: "The name's Sgt. Korolev. Here's the map (http://www.megacities.uni-koeln.de/documentation/wuhan/map/wuhanmap.jpg). You're due on the West Bank. You're replacing those poor Koreans who were hit with KM gas. Pray the Reds don't take you alive; rumor is they crucify their POW's."

He laughed again and said: "Scared yet? You're due for a raid at 0800."

The men all smirked and laughed at the man. The thought of a grisly death was appealing to them and the packed their gear up real quick and set off for the bank guns in hand. A few even danced away from the man. They began singing.

"Instead of tea and scones we have human flesh and bones. Beware the Camel Eating men! Oha we'll strike hard anda fast and eat ya afore ye can jump up the mast. Beware the Camel Eating men!"

They moved quickly into trenches setting up machine gun nests and some small shrines dedicated to many different saints. They raised the flag of Camel Eaters high above their camp and waited for their signal to attack. A few bloodthirsty mortar men fired at the walls and hurled curses at those inside. They all vowed to have the flesh of at least one commie in their belly by the time this was over.........

(OOC: Red text is to be secret IC. Blue text is all secret IC except to Red Xenxians. All other, non-red text is non-secret and openly known.)

High above Upper Xen hovered in position a satellite following a pre-determined trajectory over the state of Upper Xen. It was being used for journalist purposes and watching for fighting amidst the civil war. Aswell as use for support of the Reds in Upper Xen.

The satellite - dubbed SRDS19 - was part of the well hidden project known as FOBS - The Fractional Orbital Bombardment System - but due to the small object, the international community dismissed it as a journalism satellite used by the Peoples' New Network in the Soviet Union.

As the satellite positioned itself high above a detechtable area - such as sub-orbital space - it clicked to life, taking several photos. However, a specific area caught its' eye.

http://www.hrnk.org/hiddengulag/images/Haengyong_MapC_North.jpg
Weapons Of Mass Destruction Developement Plant Under Non-Red Military

SRDS19 began zooming in on certain regions of the area, picking up more data and rapidly taking and developing digital images which were sent back to the Military Affairs Commissariat of the USSR and then forwarded to the Committee for State Security (KGB). From the KGB headquarters in Moscow, Russian SFSR, the images were sent to the headquarters of the Red Support - after of course going through the necessary encryption devices and proxies.

http://www.spaceimaging.com/gallery/ioweek/archive/03-10-05/china_launch_pad_10_04_03_200.jpg
Missile Silo Under Non-Red Military

What they found was astonishing... It appeared that the opposing forces to the Red Support were developing, manufactoring, and in control of atleast one weapons facility capable of manufactoring and using nuclear - and perhaps neutron - ballistic missiles which in turn could be used on the Red military.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/890000/images/_892941_dimona300.jpg
Possible Non-Red Chemical Weapons Facility

A single message was sent to the Red Support:
"Get the enemies of the People...

* * *
Affiliated Media
"As of three hours ago, journalism satellites from the USSR picked up evidence of chemical weapons facilities under the control of the anti-communist Xenxian military. This has been seen as an outrage by Soviet supporters and the Worldwide Mir Initiative. The Kremlin then stated that this proves that it was the Xenxian rebels against President Fujimoto committed the crime of gassing several citizens of Upper Xen."

http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/facility/images/anniston_03d.jpg

"Comrade Troskin replied to the finding of the chemical weapons facilities by stating that 'Now we have proof that the non-democratic Xenxian junta was committing crimes against humanity. They were also prehaps planning on attacking the CCCP with short-range chemical weapons shells. The non-democratic people who do not support President Fujimoto must be stopped before more crimes are committed."

http://www.warblogging.com/illustrations/arak.nuke.plant.jpg

"The Kremlin asked that worldwide support be given to supporters of President Fujimoto and that perhaps even military intervention and the crushing of the non-democratic militant rebels be used. Please stay tuned, more information as the event unfolds."

OOC:
Ummm..............I have no clue what to say so. BUMP!

The men all smirked and laughed at the man. The thought of a grisly death was appealing to them and the packed their gear up real quick and set off for the bank guns in hand. A few even danced away from the man. They began singing.

"Instead of tea and scones we have human flesh and bones. Beware the Camel Eating men! Oha we'll strike hard anda fast and eat ya afore ye can jump up the mast. Beware the Camel Eating men!"

They moved quickly into trenches setting up machine gun nests and some small shrines dedicated to many different saints. They raised the flag of Camel Eaters high above their camp and waited for their signal to attack. A few bloodthirsty mortar men fired at the walls and hurled curses at those inside. They all vowed to have the flesh of at least one commie in their belly by the time this was over.........

The other men in the trench next to them looked at the newcomers with a mix of horror and humor. They were newbies, they hadn't seen combat (or so they thought). The part about eating the enemy got them, but that was probably chest-thumping (again, so they thought).

A man in a slouch hat said, "Don't sing.....they can tell where you are if you sing. You know there's a war on?"

A woman next to him, cradling a guitar and playing a light blues chord, said, "Come on.....they're new."

The man said, "Look Jazzman, they're new, but they can't be stupid. Singing like they're on Broadway...."

"jazzman" simply said, "Meh. Whatever, boss" and went back to her guitar.

The squadmates around her were an eclectic mix of people. There was a Mongol in a cowboy outfit who talked strangely like Jack Palance, a dude who looked like he belonged at an anime convention, not a warzone, a surfer dude, a metrosexual who was reading Vogue and fixing his hair, and a Mod, with the zoot suit, long RAF Trenchcoat, mop top cut, and RAF color symbols on his jacket.

The man said, "Anyway....my squad and myCompany (Alpha) have been attached to you dudes, along with Hotel and Oscar. I'm Lt. Karlos Tomeshekman. They call me K."

He then roundly introduced the rest:

"This here is Cowboy.....loves Westerns, he's a descendant of a real cowboy culture, you ask him about any Western star, he'll know him....this is Jazzman, her real name's Jasmine, lol, she loves the blues, and she's a real musicologist.....this is Fanboy, loves the ladies, only if they're drawn with big boobs and doe eyes and with big robots.....Pretty Boy, fixated on making himself look good in a fight, why I don't know.....this is Moddy, he's, well...a Mod. He'd be more comfy on Carnaby St. that in this place."

"So, welcome aboard, guys, you're gonna have to fight with us. Anyway, here's the objective."

K pulled out a map, and showed it the to the CE Commander.

"We attack the No. 55 and 54 GM Plants. They're about a block, two, three in front of us, and they're a prime arty site for the Reds. Command want's us to tear those dudes a new one. Rumor has it that those c**ksuckers that launched gas at us may be stationed here originially, if we find em, we hand em over for war crimes, barring that, a good ass-kicking. It's 2300 now, we begin at 0800....Got it?"

OOC:Hey... When are those T-80s coming into play?

The other men in the trench next to them looked at the newcomers with a mix of horror and humor. They were newbies, they hadn't seen combat (or so they thought). The part about eating the enemy got them, but that was probably chest-thumping (again, so they thought).

A man in a slouch hat said, "Don't sing.....they can tell where you are if you sing. You know there's a war on?"

A woman next to him, cradling a guitar and playing a light blues chord, said, "Come on.....they're new."

The man said, "Look Jazzman, they're new, but they can't be stupid. Singing like they're on Broadway...."

"jazzman" simply said, "Meh. Whatever, boss" and went back to her guitar.

The squadmates around her were an eclectic mix of people. There was a Mongol in a cowboy outfit who talked strangely like Jack Palance, a dude who looked like he belonged at an anime convention, not a warzone, a surfer dude, a metrosexual who was reading Vogue and fixing his hair, and a Mod, with the zoot suit, long RAF Trenchcoat, mop top cut, and RAF color symbols on his jacket.

The man said, "Anyway....my squad and myCompany (Alpha) have been attached to you dudes, along with Hotel and Oscar. I'm Lt. Karlos Tomeshekman. They call me K."

He then roundly introduced the rest:

"This here is Cowboy.....loves Westerns, he's a descendant of a real cowboy culture, you ask him about any Western star, he'll know him....this is Jazzman, her real name's Jasmine, lol, she loves the blues, and she's a real musicologist.....this is Fanboy, loves the ladies, only if they're drawn with big boobs and doe eyes and with big robots.....Pretty Boy, fixated on making himself look good in a fight, why I don't know.....this is Moddy, he's, well...a Mod. He'd be more comfy on Carnaby St. that in this place."

"So, welcome aboard, guys, you're gonna have to fight with us. Anyway, here's the objective."

K pulled out a map, and showed it the to the CE Commander.

"We attack the No. 55 and 54 GM Plants. They're about a block, two, three in front of us, and they're a prime arty site for the Reds. Command want's us to tear those dudes a new one. Rumor has it that those c**ksuckers that launched gas at us may be stationed here originially, if we find em, we hand em over for war crimes, barring that, a good ass-kicking. It's 2300 now, we begin at 0800....Got it?"

The Militia Commander (Joshua Hogan) looked the maps over and stared into the distance for a moment leaning back in the trench he gestured at a young man who was sniffing the air intently.

"Keehan Cu twa go in der? Whennsa best time for dis sorta mission?" The man that he'd named as Keehan Cu simply scratched his ear for a moment and stepped back to stare at the maps and then into the distance. He nodded a bit more and replied.

"I says bout 2400 steada 0800 dat way we getta dim good. Let's us steel the men with a rouser?" Joshua Hogan smirked and hollered like a hound into the distance. A holler answered him. He smirked at the bewildered faces of everyone who wasn't in the Militia around him.

"Aye we sent a scout for a moment. He'll probably die but he'll at least we'll know some about the ley of that land ahead." He turned and nodded to Alpha for a moment and shouted to his men.

"I was born in the Dublin streets and the Royal drums do beat and the loving English feet that walked all over us........and every single night when'd my da'd come home tight he invite the neighbors out with this chorus." It was at this point that every single Militiaman took up the chorus.

"Come Out Ye Black and Tans come out and fight me like a man!
Show your wife how ye earned medals down in Flanders!
Tell her how the IRA made ye run the hell away from the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra!"

They began to scream in all manners of languages at the night and the men who resided in the distance. They pounded their rifles and screamed one last time. Laying silent they pulled out some knives and began to ritually cut long strips in their skin. Finally rubbing their faces down with blue paint they sat back and waited rather well. Joshua Hogan turned to the Alphas and offered some knives and paint. "Y'all wanna get religious with the rest of us?"

The Militia Commander (Joshua Hogan) looked the maps over and stared into the distance for a moment leaning back in the trench he gestured at a young man who was sniffing the air intently.

"Keehan Cu twa go in der? Whennsa best time for dis sorta mission?" The man that he'd named as Keehan Cu simply scratched his ear for a moment and stepped back to stare at the maps and then into the distance. He nodded a bit more and replied.

"I says bout 2400 steada 0800 dat way we getta dim good. Let's us steel the men with a rouser?" Joshua Hogan smirked and hollered like a hound into the distance. A holler answered him. He smirked at the bewildered faces of everyone who wasn't in the Militia around him.

"Aye we sent a scout for a moment. He'll probably die but he'll at least we'll know some about the ley of that land ahead." He turned and nodded to Alpha for a moment and shouted to his men.

"I was born in the Dublin streets and the Royal drums do beat and the loving English feet that walked all over us........and every single night when'd my da'd come home tight he invite the neighbors out with this chorus." It was at this point that every single Militiaman took up the chorus.

"Come Out Ye Black and Tans come out and fight me like a man!
Show your wife how ye earned medals down in Flanders!
Tell her how the IRA made ye run the hell away from the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra!"

They began to scream in all manners of languages at the night and the men who resided in the distance. They pounded their rifles and screamed one last time. Laying silent they pulled out some knives and began to ritually cut long strips in their skin. Finally rubbing their faces down with blue paint they sat back and waited rather well. Joshua Hogan turned to the Alphas and offered some knives and paint. "Y'all wanna get religious with the rest of us?"

K said, "Hmmm....I'll go for blue face paint. Me, I'm not so hot on the cutting."

Cowboy said, "Oh come on, boy. Don't be a wussy."

He walked up to Joshua and said, "Me, I'm a Hun, son. I think I can stand a few blotches of face paint and stripcutting."

Jazzman said, "Come on guys....these guys are just bein' generous, besides, ever heard of a first time for everything?"

K said, "Fine.....every time, Jazz."

He then turned to Joshua and said, "Got any room?"

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Meanwhile, a Red Soldier began taunting the Camel Eaters and Alpha Company...from his comfy machine gun nest, he yelled: "Hey GI Joe! Potato-eaters! We're gonna kiiilll you!!!"

In the spirit of sheer stupidity, he waved an Ulster unionist flag, and sang a few pro-Unionist tunes......

K said, "Man, damn Reds....you wanna go on a trench raid?"

"Hell a trench raid id'd do us all a spot of good. Sure let us go and make them curse this day. But if yae injure one or two spot them out tae us. We need some screaming food. Hehe."

The Cu Cuchillian Militiamen raised their rifles for a moment to show Josh where they were. He whistled low in some bird calls and they crawled over on their stomachs and whistled some back. He nodded and beckoned a man over. coming swiftly he had a rather large rather evil looking sniper rifle. After a brief and quick back-and-forth he aimed at the flag of Ulster and shot it down onto the commie bastards head. Next he took aim at the commie himself. Firing once, twice, and thrice he couldn't tell if he got the guy.

Josh thought a moment and looked at the 150 or so men with him. They were crowded in the trenches and would probably be easy targets should they rush the machine gun nest. He picked ten men they moved silently while mortars were set up with efficiency that would startle most. They began firing while the men moved out in a flank and exited the relative safety of the trench running for cover like mad men they maintained silence of their rifles until they were upon the enemy firing into the sandbags with no mercy they tore it to shreds. Eyes on fire they dragged the corpses back rather quickly (as they were going full toxic) throwing them into the trench the men clasped them on the back and started ripping bits of flesh off for cooking.......

"Hell a trench raid id'd do us all a spot of good. Sure let us go and make them curse this day. But if yae injure one or two spot them out tae us. We need some screaming food. Hehe."

The Cu Cuchillian Militiamen raised their rifles for a moment to show Josh where they were. He whistled low in some bird calls and they crawled over on their stomachs and whistled some back. He nodded and beckoned a man over. coming swiftly he had a rather large rather evil looking sniper rifle. After a brief and quick back-and-forth he aimed at the flag of Ulster and shot it down onto the commie bastards head. Next he took aim at the commie himself. Firing once, twice, and thrice he couldn't tell if he got the guy.

Josh thought a moment and looked at the 150 or so men with him. They were crowded in the trenches and would probably be easy targets should they rush the machine gun nest. He picked ten men they moved silently while mortars were set up with efficiency that would startle most. They began firing while the men moved out in a flank and exited the relative safety of the trench running for cover like mad men they maintained silence of their rifles until they were upon the enemy firing into the sandbags with no mercy they tore it to shreds. Eyes on fire they dragged the corpses back rather quickly (as they were going full toxic) throwing them into the trench the men clasped them on the back and started ripping bits of flesh off for cooking.......

The men next to them soon reacted with horror and dismay. Cowboy said, "Jesus, we wanted you to kill em, not eat em....," Jazzman turned away and began mumbling "Think happy thoughts...", and K and Pretty Boy went to throw up.

Meanwhile, the Reds on the other side witnessed the carnage via a pairr of binoculars. The squad leader said, "Savages....okay, who wants to pop a cap in these muthas?!"

The 10-man squad said: "F**K YEAH!" andwas joined by three more sympathertic elements. 30 men went out, not for the glory of Socialism, but for some good old fashioned revenge slayings.

They soon got SPAS Shotguns, Colt .45's, katanas, and MAC-10's. Cocking them with pride, they soon made the collective vow: "NO QUARTER!" One guy ran out to get the flag of Ulster, and soon, they went on their way, all choosing whether to aim high or low...

They soon slipped out, and began manuevering in the shadows of the ruined car factory to avoid being seen by the Rebels. They ran, darting in and out, until they got close to the trenches. Then, they charged at the Camel Eaters, waving the flag and ululating, firing their shotguns and MAC-10's and waving their katanas.

Cowboy soon pulled out his Peacemaker and yelled, "RAID!" before firing away at the raiders. Jazzman picked up her guitar, and it was soon revealed to have a M-16A1 strapped to the back, as she began firing bursts at the enemy. The others struggled to react to the sudden raid...

Josh and his men began rolling grenades on the ground in front of them. As the pins were pulled and the men dived back down laughing as they loaded quickly watching as Jazzman fired at the enemy. One Militiaman stood and was easily gunned down. The others cracked their necks and stuck the guns up firing as the grenades started firing.

The machine gun nests turned and trained fire on the charging horde of commies. Men waited a few moment and then rushed out in a few pairs of three engaging the enemy in hand-to-hand pulling out axes and massive knives gutting as many as they could. And being gutted in return....

Josh and his men began rolling grenades on the ground in front of them. As the pins were pulled and the men dived back down laughing as they loaded quickly watching as Jazzman fired at the enemy. One Militiaman stood and was easily gunned down. The others cracked their necks and stuck the guns up firing as the grenades started firing.

The machine gun nests turned and trained fire on the charging horde of commies. Men waited a few moment and then rushed out in a few pairs of three engaging the enemy in hand-to-hand pulling out axes and massive knives gutting as many as they could. And being gutted in return....

Jazzman and the squad then ran forth, pulling out katanas and tonfa batons, plus Ka-Bar knives and joining the fray. Jazzman was heard yelling, "ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME, MOTHERF**KER!" before detaching her M16 and pulling a Pete Townshend; smashing her guitar on one of the Red's heads.

The Reds soon tried to rally their men using the flag of Ulster, but Cowboy got him with his Peacemaker. He then began pulling a John Wayne, standing coolly and taking on the Reds Old West style, moving and ducking to avoid the enemy.

The Reds soon ran away. The Alphas were violent enough, but the sheer demonic savagery of the Cu Chillians was downright terrifiying. They began to fall back hastily, trying to keep their ranks, trying to beat back the Cu Chillians with katana, MAC-10, and SPAS, and trying not to crap their pants all the while.

The men whistled happily as they gathered the dead who were before them. There own they stacked one on the other in front of the trenches. All in all seven Militiamen lay dead. Stripped of clothes, guns, and ammo they wrapped their dogtags in rosaries and left them there. As for the Reds they proceeded to desecrate the bodies rather heavily removing heads and sticking them on poles all around the trenches. Joshua walked over zipping up his pants to nod to the Alpha Company.

He rubbed his hands together and smirked for a moment. "Still amateurs who've never seen combat? We have a prisoner to torture anyways. So how y'all do that down here?"

Fires could be seen belching smoke as those warriors who'd died. All of them. Desecrated Red and Militiamen alike. The Cu Cuchillians prayed and sang loudly in all sorts of songs. They danced and lost themselves in the twirling blades that they danced in and out of the fire. They took the flag of Ulster and hung it high in the night and early morning. Standing like statues they slept bunched up back-to-back so none would fall over. Their eyes flashed open in groups and pairs at 0730 they loaded their weapons and waited for the orders to attack....

The men whistled happily as they gathered the dead who were before them. There own they stacked one on the other in front of the trenches. All in all seven Militiamen lay dead. Stripped of clothes, guns, and ammo they wrapped their dogtags in rosaries and left them there. As for the Reds they proceeded to desecrate the bodies rather heavily removing heads and sticking them on poles all around the trenches. Joshua walked over zipping up his pants to nod to the Alpha Company.

He rubbed his hands together and smirked for a moment. "Still amateurs who've never seen combat? We have a prisoner to torture anyways. So how y'all do that down here?"

Fires could be seen belching smoke as those warriors who'd died. All of them. Desecrated Red and Militiamen alike. The Cu Cuchillians prayed and sang loudly in all sorts of songs. They danced and lost themselves in the twirling blades that they danced in and out of the fire. They took the flag of Ulster and hung it high in the night and early morning. Standing like statues they slept bunched up back-to-back so none would fall over. Their eyes flashed open in groups and pairs at 0730 they loaded their weapons and waited for the orders to attack....

The Alphas were no longer doubtful of their new comrades. Now, they saw their bravery, chutzpah, and hell, savagery. Provided they didn't piss them off, they would be good guys to back the Alphas in a fight.

Cowboy then walked up to Joshua, and handed him a bottle of Whiskey, Suntory brand, 1952 vintage.

"Sorry about my commander's amateur comment....here's something to make up for it."

As this happened, the Alphas were fixing bayonets, and readying themselves. Jazzman was getting out her reserve guitar/rifle combo, and putting on a Mod dress jacket, with a modified RAF lozenge that had, embroidered over it, "Suzie Wong's Social Club-We Deliver!." Cowboy was loading his Peacemaker, and taking a long swig of whiskey. Fanboy was affixing Morning Musume pictures onto his flak jacket, and putting a Rei Ayanami keychain on his MAC-10, as well as cradling a M79, bedecked in Buddhist blessings. Pretty Boy was putting rouge on his face, and making himself up, in classical samurai style. Moddy was practicing his aim. And K was eagerly hearing the call to attack, listening on his radio.

Before long, a line of T-4, T-121, T-80U and M1A2 Abrams tanks decked out in urban camo, anime characters and rock and roll symbols assembled in front of the men. They moved forward beyond the entrenchements in front, and soon, a call, "Ready guns!" was heard along the trench line. The sound of OICW's and Colt .45's cocking, SMAW rocket launchers and M223 Mortars being primed and prepped, flamethrowers being gassed up and SAW and M2 belts being loaded was heard all across the trench.

The strains of Andrew W.K.'s "We Want Fun" were then heard on K's radio, and waves of men began leaving the trench, the tanks moving ahead.

K then said, "That's the signal...get moving."

Alpha, Hotel and the other supporting Companies soon moved out, running to the side of, flanking, and attacking the enemy MG nests, which had been stirred awake by the footsteps of the men. The Rebel tanks soon began launching salvos of shells and MG fire at the enemy lines, and paved the way for Alpha's attack on the MG nests while Hotel and Bravo moved to the sides.

Jazzman ran up to the nests, and used her unholy guitar/rifle hybrid to begin pouring fire into the enemy trench. Cowboy lept in and began firing away with his Peacemakers, and Fanboy began using his M79 to deadly effect, lobbing grenades into the enemy position. They made sure to leave soem for the Cu Chillians, so that the Reds would know who they were fighting.

The Cu Cuchillian surged forward like a great wave of whooping demons. Covered in blue paint and rather full they roared and screamed at each enemy taken down. Easily removing their head and attaching a tiny clip to the ear that marked it as theirs. Each man and woman carried a strange assorment of M4s, OICWS, and small compacted swords that would still cut a man from his neck in one sweep.

They rolled onto the tanks like ants to sweets. Ripping the Reds out they climbed in and turned the tanks on their former masters. Burying flags in the ground at random and generally killing anything that moved they got bored and started killing stealthier like. Sneaking up on a man while in full toxic swing and ripping off his head. Joshua was behind a tank playing soccer with one of the lads with a severed Red captain's head. He sighed and picked it up tossing it into a bunch of commies all grouped together. What they didn't know was that a tiny Grizwald grenade had been tucked into both of the head's ears. As soon as anyone picked it up it would explode and rather violently at that.

Joshua moved on without seeing what would happen and caught up with Alpha company. He ran up and crouched next to them as he watched the tanks go by. Whistling once in a bird call he strained to hear the many many calls that answered. He started humming into a walkie-talkie. Militiamen began moving into position according to the song. They would soon assault the first plant and he wanted a nice job done.......

The Cu Cuchillian surged forward like a great wave of whooping demons. Covered in blue paint and rather full they roared and screamed at each enemy taken down. Easily removing their head and attaching a tiny clip to the ear that marked it as theirs. Each man and woman carried a strange assorment of M4s, OICWS, and small compacted swords that would still cut a man from his neck in one sweep.

They rolled onto the tanks like ants to sweets. Ripping the Reds out they climbed in and turned the tanks on their former masters. Burying flags in the ground at random and generally killing anything that moved they got bored and started killing stealthier like. Sneaking up on a man while in full toxic swing and ripping off his head. Joshua was behind a tank playing soccer with one of the lads with a severed Red captain's head. He sighed and picked it up tossing it into a bunch of commies all grouped together. What they didn't know was that a tiny Grizwald grenade had been tucked into both of the head's ears. As soon as anyone picked it up it would explode and rather violently at that.

Joshua moved on without seeing what would happen and caught up with Alpha company. He ran up and crouched next to them as he watched the tanks go by. Whistling once in a bird call he strained to hear the many many calls that answered. He started humming into a walkie-talkie. Militiamen began moving into position according to the song. They would soon assault the first plant and he wanted a nice job done.......

OOC: Tanks were Rebel tanks......otherwise, resume killing Reds. Sorry for any misunderstandings.

OOC: Well we did take over a few. And the one they were playing soccer behind had been taken over. That's a good Deus Ex Machina for right there.

OOC: This is UX, too lazy to switch. I can do what you suggest..... :)

IC:

Jazzman was playing music too. She was playing heavy guitar riffs from Pinball Wizard, and yelling, "He's a Pinball Wizard/There's got to be a twist!" as she attacked the enemy with M-16 fire from her Guitar/Rifle combo.

Meanwhile, Alpha Company was doing well. Thanks to the Cu Chillians, the Reds were running scared for the first time in a while. They especially started to run after one squad picked up the head that had been thrown back, getting a terrible surprise. The Alpha's, charging forward, and pouring fire and grenades on the enemy, began singing their own war songs. They began singing The Who's "Fortune Teller:"

Went to the fortune teller
To have my fortune read
I didn't what to tell her
I had a dizzy feeling in my head

Said she'd take a look at my palm
Said "Son do you feel kind of warm?"
And she looked into her crystal ball
Said "You're in love."

Said it could not be so,
Not with all the girls I know.
Said when the next one arrives
Looking into her eyes.

I left there in a hurry
Much to my big surprise
The next thing I discovered
The fortune teller told me lies

So I ran back to that woman
Mad as I could be
Told her I didn't see nobody
How she made a fool out of me

At last something shook me
As if it came down from above
And now the fortune teller
And I fell in love

By the end of the song, they raised their Company flag...... (http://www.dharmarose.com/graphics/goods/music/who/xl_NF292AA_f.jpg)the plant was theirs.

Yet this seemed too easy.....

Joshua had dragged a few living Reds back slowly. He spoke quickly and gestured at the baseball bats that were sharpened on the grip end, the large crab tweezers, and the captured men again. The man he was talking to gulped and nodded grabbing one man and dragging him to a nice safe location.

All that anyone heard was excessive screaming and loud wet noises followed by more screams and strange splishy splashy sounds of something hitting the ground. Joshua laughed and shook his head as the next man in line was brought over to the site of the torture/execution. A scream of fright was heard as the man doubled over and puked on the ground. A man crawled away from this. He was bloody from the waist down and he was puking constantly. His legs didn't move at all during this. His body was dragged back as more screaming, wet noises, more screams, and then splishy splashy sounds as he or she who was being served finally perished or just couldn't scream anymore.

The Cu Cuchillian Militia was quick to mobilize head banging for a few moments at the Who song before forming into columns and reloading laughing and joking with the Alphas.

"Ready tae go and conquer when yae are K." Joshua said rather politely from right behind him.

Can I get a BUMP? No? Oh sorry whoops y'all.

Joshua had dragged a few living Reds back slowly. He spoke quickly and gestured at the baseball bats that were sharpened on the grip end, the large crab tweezers, and the captured men again. The man he was talking to gulped and nodded grabbing one man and dragging him to a nice safe location.

All that anyone heard was excessive screaming and loud wet noises followed by more screams and strange splishy splashy sounds of something hitting the ground. Joshua laughed and shook his head as the next man in line was brought over to the site of the torture/execution. A scream of fright was heard as the man doubled over and puked on the ground. A man crawled away from this. He was bloody from the waist down and he was puking constantly. His legs didn't move at all during this. His body was dragged back as more screaming, wet noises, more screams, and then splishy splashy sounds as he or she who was being served finally perished or just couldn't scream anymore.

The Cu Cuchillian Militia was quick to mobilize head banging for a few moments at the Who song before forming into columns and reloading laughing and joking with the Alphas.

"Ready tae go and conquer when yae are K." Joshua said rather politely from right behind him.

K then said, "Well....it's on to 54 now."

He picked up his radio, and went, "Roger. What? Shit."

He put it down and said, "Hotel's bogged down in 54, Red forces sprung a trap. Let's go."

He marshaled Alpha, and began to move.

They moved quickly leaving those Reds who'd just been tortured behind to die slow painful deaths due to bloodloss, almost exclusively from the anus, while on the move the passed a few Militiamen who were crouched down clawing at their heads and screaming. The men crossed themselves while passing this.

"They've gone insane with bloodlust they have." A random man commented before they arrived at 54.

OOC: I'm going to be out for a bit.

OOC: UX again.

IC:

They moved quickly leaving those Reds who'd just been tortured behind to die slow painful deaths due to bloodloss, almost exclusively from the anus, while on the move the passed a few Militiamen who were crouched down clawing at their heads and screaming. The men crossed themselves while passing this.

"They've gone insane with bloodlust they have." A random man commented before they arrived at 54.

OOC: I'm going to be out for a bit.

The sight at 54 was a desperate one. Hotel was hiding amongst the old assembly lines, firing back at the Reds who were beseigeing them. It was like Fort Apache, only Hotel was the Cavalry and the Reds the Indians, tarryhooting wih rifle fire and rocket and mortar barrages.

Hotel's commander said, "Jesus Christ and a half! What took you dudes so long!?"

K said, "Nevermind that Jock, let's do this."

The men and women of Alpha went to town on their opponents. Using an old service entrance on the east side, they flanked off to the side, and tried to get ou to hit the enemy with rockets and Barretts.

Until some MG's and M21 snipers from the Red side decided to say hello. The party soon was forced back in, and K screamed "F**K! We're surrounded....."

Then, the sound of the Scottish Regemental March was heard....and so was a loud chrous of curses in Korean, followed by a loud litany of necksnappings and explosions.

A man ran in and said, in a thick Scottish Accent, "Sgt. Jeung Myong-Hun, 3rd Company. We've come to bail ya laddies oot."

HE ran out, and after five minutes, the Reds on the east side soon were silenced.

Jeung came in and screamed to the Cu Chillians and Alpha: "Bloody 'ell, mon! Ye wanna live foreva!? We've got sum avengin' to do!"

K then said, "Cowboy, hold the fort. Jazzman, take half of Alpha, come with me."

K and the Alphas followed the Koreans, who drew swords and began executing Tae Kwon Do moves on any Red they found, screaming old Korean songs.

The Militiamen just blinked for a moment. Some scratched their ears and others just shifted around on their feet. Finally a man was heard in the back. "Yae wanna be oot down by Scotsmen?"

Joshua shrugged at this and waved the men out. They moved quickly beshedding all weaponry except some small daggers that they used to some truly devastating effect. Screaming and running after the Scottish they all came together around a bend. Charging a machine gun nest they swarmed over it and hoisted the man's head up on a stick. Moving quicker they caught up with the Sergeant Mon-Hung and whirled him around.

"Sergeant where's yae Skeen Dubh? I tought naw a Scots went anywhere without it. And where dae hells is your kilt manny? I swear on me grave that we owe yae something. Go gcreime Dia do bhall fearga." The men around him laughed at this and Josh moved off quicker to kill something else.

OOC: That was Irish. Translated it mean. May God gnaw on your manly parts. Pronounced like this. guh GREH-muh JEE-uh duh WAHL FA-ruh-guh. It was a test to see how much he knew. Thought you should know that before posting.

The Militiamen just blinked for a moment. Some scratched their ears and others just shifted around on their feet. Finally a man was heard in the back. "Yae wanna be oot down by Scotsmen?"

Joshua shrugged at this and waved the men out. They moved quickly beshedding all weaponry except some small daggers that they used to some truly devastating effect. Screaming and running after the Scottish they all came together around a bend. Charging a machine gun nest they swarmed over it and hoisted the man's head up on a stick. Moving quicker they caught up with the Sergeant Mon-Hung and whirled him around.

"Sergeant where's yae Skeen Dubh? I tought naw a Scots went anywhere without it. And where dae hells is your kilt manny? I swear on me grave that we owe yae something. Go gcreime Dia do bhall fearga." The men around him laughed at this and Josh moved off quicker to kill something else.

OOC: That was Irish. Translated it mean. May God gnaw on your manly parts. Pronounced like this. guh GREH-muh JEE-uh duh WAHL FA-ruh-guh. It was a test to see how much he knew. Thought you should know that before posting.

Mon-Hung shot back in Scottish (OOC: Couldn't find a translator, and I don't really know Scottish): "Well, its a funny story, actually. We Korean Auxiliaries owe our organization and ritual to about 100 ex-Black Watchers, a prince from Korea, and the Xenizen Government a long time ago, so here we are. Besides, we get cooler outfits...."

He then pulled out a Korean sword (OOC: A piccy here) (http://www.sevenstarstrading.com/articles/img/3koreansabers.jpg) and said, "...and we get better swords."

He then proceeded to cut the head off of an incoming Red soldier.

Mon-Hung then continued, "Anyway laddies, the kilts are dress uniform. We don't wear em in combat. And we don't get the Dubh, I showed ye what we get."

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