Jenrak
19-03-2005, 22:33
Tired of having environmentalists complain about testing ballistic/nuclear/chemical/propoganda weaponry? Well, no more!
That's right folks! Jenrak is currently selling large amounts of cheap wasteland for other countries to bomb! How, you say? Well, this Simpsons replay will explain everything. Some changes have been applied.
*The area is named NWB, for Nuclear Whipping Boy. In the moments of a war, the area will be bombed by all friendly nations to calibrate for their missiles.*
Same holds true! Purchase a Slice of Land, the size of the damage of 1 atom bomb. You don't have to be friendly to purchase.
1=$30000/yr
10=$250000/yr
Why to cost? Well, we want to make sure that with the money we will purchase anti-Radioactive items so that the people leaving near the areas are not killed by radiation or shockwaves. Plus,we want to make a profit. Currently 18 slices are available in the desolate eastern wasteland...
Hypotheticalia(2 Plots)
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Don't Delay! Purchase a nukable area today! Afraid you'll be killing something? Don't make us laugh! Everything that lives out there is already extinct!
Funded by the following corporations: Propoganda-Cola, Nukes-R-Us, Bomb-And-Go, Violent Tire, Sobeys, Mr.Cheap Bomb, Buy Buy Buy!, Anti-Hippies, Pepsi
That's right folks! Jenrak is currently selling large amounts of cheap wasteland for other countries to bomb! How, you say? Well, this Simpsons replay will explain everything. Some changes have been applied.
*The area is named NWB, for Nuclear Whipping Boy. In the moments of a war, the area will be bombed by all friendly nations to calibrate for their missiles.*
Same holds true! Purchase a Slice of Land, the size of the damage of 1 atom bomb. You don't have to be friendly to purchase.
1=$30000/yr
10=$250000/yr
Why to cost? Well, we want to make sure that with the money we will purchase anti-Radioactive items so that the people leaving near the areas are not killed by radiation or shockwaves. Plus,we want to make a profit. Currently 18 slices are available in the desolate eastern wasteland...
Hypotheticalia(2 Plots)
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Don't Delay! Purchase a nukable area today! Afraid you'll be killing something? Don't make us laugh! Everything that lives out there is already extinct!
Funded by the following corporations: Propoganda-Cola, Nukes-R-Us, Bomb-And-Go, Violent Tire, Sobeys, Mr.Cheap Bomb, Buy Buy Buy!, Anti-Hippies, Pepsi