NationStates Jolt Archive

A place for Amerantans to discuss regional issues and communicate with the outside world.

Feel free - welcome to Ameranta.

i have been looking through the threads as i can(there are quite abit). i am at a loss on certain quantitavie aspects of the countries. how does one determine gnp, expenditures, military size, defence capabilities, technology etc? trade? how, if you dont have numbers concerning products etc.? do people just make it up as they go along? anybody have any idea? am i missing something?

Citizens of Ameranta,

On behalf of the Grand alliance, consisting of the combined nations of The Empire of Nationalistica, The Dictatorship of Godlike Oilmen, The Theocracy of Gods Chosen Nation, and The Rogue Nation of Liberated Machines, also known as THE LIBERAL HATING GRAND ALLIANCE. All liberal nations in this region are hereby under our militaristic control.

Our huge combined, well funded, well equipped military will quell all whiney tree hugging dissenting liberals. You may go about your business but a soldier from the GRAND ALLIANCE will be on every street corner, every block armed to the teeth. If any of your citizens look at any member of the GRAND ALLIANCE in the wrong way, we will have you shot. This is your only warning.

Death to all who oppose the GRAND ALLIANCE, This region is now ours. Have a nice day, and expect another telegram from one of our members within the next 24 hours.

The Grand alliance is an alliance of four nations united in their hatred for all things liberal. Our national currency is the liberal skull, meaning that we are always requiring fresh liberal skulls to keep our currency going. This is why we have chosen the liberal rich region of Ameranta...with a huge population of liberals inhabiting this territory, what better place to obtain our badly needed liberal skulls?

All liberal hating nations are welcome to join and we would appreciate the help in quelling the dissenting liberal populace. Although each and every attempt by the liberals to resist our occupation is futile, additional liberal hating manpower and troops are very welcome. Join today and add your nations military to ours, you wont regret it.

If you are interested in joining, then send a telegram to the Empire of Nationalistica or the Dictatorship of Godlike Oilmen, your nation will then be considered for admission into the Grand Alliance. Thank you and good day.

UPDATE: Before you join the United Nations take note that UN nations will not be admitted into the Grand alliance. The corrupt liberal organization known as the UN must be destroyed and purged from the Earth and we will have no part of it. We will never seek a permission slip to defend our borders, or have a bunch of tree hugging cowards tell us what to do with our enslaved liberal populace.

could you please explain who you are talking to? i cant figure out who you are addressing. you seem to have formed some sort of alliance of blowhards, but it is unclear who you wish to oppress.

The Grand alliance is an alliance of four nations united in their hatred for all things liberal. Our national currency is the liberal skull, meaning that we are always requiring fresh liberal skulls to keep our currency going. This is why we have chosen the liberal rich region of Ameranta...with a huge population of liberals inhabiting this territory, what better place to obtain our badly needed liberal skulls?

All liberal hating nations are welcome to join and we would appreciate the help in quelling the dissenting liberal populace. Although each and every attempt by the liberals to resist our occupation is futile, additional liberal hating manpower and troops are very welcome. Join today and add your nations military to ours, you wont regret it.

If you are interested in joining, then send a telegram to the Empire of Nationalistica or the Dictatorship of Godlike Oilmen, your nation will then be considered for admission into the Grand Alliance. Thank you and good day.
OOC: This is comedy gold. It's almost like an invasion, except minus the invasion and with extra hot air.
If you're actually trying to invade, you might wish for you and your cohorts to join the UN so you can actually do something... Of course, you'd need 18 comrades...

How nice.
*pats newbie*

I was hoping to hear the word liberal over and over again...
oh well

help a newbie out. you were new for a moment way back when remember?

help a newbie out. you were new for a moment way back when remember?
I still consider myself new to the boards because I have only 480 posts, but I was using it in a subjective sense. I suggest waiting until your nation is at least 200 million before starting any conflict.

The Grand alliance is an alliance of four nations united in their hatred for all things liberal. Our national currency is the liberal skull, meaning that we are always requiring fresh liberal skulls to keep our currency going. This is why we have chosen the liberal rich region of Ameranta...with a huge population of liberals inhabiting this territory, what better place to obtain our badly needed liberal skulls?

All liberal hating nations are welcome to join and we would appreciate the help in quelling the dissenting liberal populace. Although each and every attempt by the liberals to resist our occupation is futile, additional liberal hating manpower and troops are very welcome. Join today and add your nations military to ours, you wont regret it.



"The Empire of Nationalistica is a small, devout nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10 million..."

"The Unanswered Question of Bodies Without Organs is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.661 billion..."


Ooooh.... I'm so tempted to start a war here, but that would be kinda mean...

Ooooh.... I'm so tempted to start a war here, but that would be kinda mean...
I thought the same thing.

Seriously, what the fuck?

I thought the same thing.
Please please, can we! There's not enough craters around :p

Think about it... together we would out number them 1000 to one ;)

I still consider myself new to the boards because I have only 480 posts, but I was using it in a subjective sense. I suggest waiting until your nation is at least 200 million before starting any conflict. ----

thank you very much for the tip. i am not interested in starting a conflict. i am more concerned with protection. would you happen to know of a thread that would provide useful information on developing a good defense? i am unclear on how the entire war process works. any help would be greatly appreciated.

oh, and feel free to invade that blowhard, he is really annoying. of course, if that means that you would have to destroy all of ameranta, have a heart, most of us are pretty cool. i think this guy followed us from another discussion board where he is a troll...

again, thanks for the tip.

thank you very much for the tip. i am not interested in starting a conflict. i am more concerned with protection. would you happen to know of a thread that would provide useful information on developing a good defense? i am unclear on how the entire war process works. any help would be greatly appreciated.

The correct place for this kind of question is probably in the 'Gameplay' forum.

The Rogue Nation of Machinasia has just been admitted to the Grand alliance and is our most valued member. The fresh wave of troops from its nations population of 259 million will be a welcome addition to quell pathetic liberal dissent. This brings the number of nations within the GRAND ALLIANCE to 5.

Bodies without organs, the Grand alliance does not fear your pathetic population numbering in the billions, you may be large in numbers but your troops are poorly trained, have low morale, fight like girls and are extremely ugly.

They will be cannon fodder for the Grand alliance's superior weaponry, death to all who oppose the Grand alliance, and this includes your sorry excuse for a nation.

Liberals you will find no liberation from such large nations, all you will do is add pointless foreign deaths to your own. We will slaughter everything and everyone you send up against us. We will then kill 5 percent of your liberal populations everytime you try to hire new nations to take us out.

Hear my words well liberals and tremble with fear, I am signing the order right this moment to have 20 million liberals executed. Have a nice day and remember, the members of the Grand alliance are your gods.

Defence: $81,254,114,932.48 20%

That's an excerpt from the NSEconomy Calculator (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php) about my nation. Yup, that's our Military budget. Not grand, I suppose, but I'm somewhat sure that my "cynical population of 287 million" will aid in the Anti-Grand-Alliance-Alliance :)

$574,547,585,472.00 is our spending on Military, which is more than yours dear foreigner. Unfortunately paranoia about foreigners is normal amongst my brain-washed population. So invaders beware.

Bodies Without Organs: shall I ready the troll cannons?

Well this thread has certainly attracted a lot of newbies.

The Grand alliance has just been informed of the The Rogue Nation of Machinasia's intention to withdraw from the alliance.

How very unfortunate,

However I must inform the treacherous flip flopping government of Machinasia that the millions upon millions of troops which you so gracefully supplied have decided to remain loyal to the GRAND ALLIANCE. Meaning 95% of your military is now in our hands and is currently helping execute whiney tree hugging cowardly liberals in the streets of Ameranta. It was a pleasure doing business with you Machinasia, and now that your country is literally defenseless I hope you don't take much offense as we use the very troops you supplied to our glorious alliance against you. Let the occupation of Machinasia begin! Oh, and have a nice day.

The Grand alliance has just been informed of the The Rogue Nation of Machinasia's intention to withdraw from the alliance.

How very unfortunate,

However I must inform the treacherous flip flopping government of Machinasia that the millions upon millions of troops which you so gracefully supplied have decided to remain with the GRAND ALLIANCE. Meaning 95% of your military is now in our hands and is currently helping execute whiney tree hugging cowardly liberals in the streets of Ameranta. It was a pleasure doing business with you Machinasia, and now that your country is literally defenseless I hope you don't take much offense as we use the very troops you supplied to our glorious alliance against you. Let the occupation of Machinasia begin! Oh, and have a nice day.
Wow, this is a situation where I'd just like to take a moment and say:
WTF godmod?!?!?

That said, this is pretty funny.

Wow, this is a situation where I'd just like to take a moment and say:
WTF godmod?!?!?

That said, this is pretty funny.

I would like to be able to say that this is also just clearly a satire on the worst excessives of the RP forums (godmodding, stat-wanking, threats to destroy the UN), but I fear it isn't so.

The ever expaning Grand alliance now consists of 6 all powerful nations, all hail the newest members, The Confederacy of Liberalhaters and The Constitutional Monarchy of Conservaton.

We look forward to killing puny liberals with our new allies, and you liberals will now worship two additional leaders as your gods.

The Grand alliance has spoken, now all of you liberals get back to work you worthless specimens of horse feces.

UPDATE:

And now our number has risen to 10, tremble in fear before us liberals!

The new nations of the Grand Alliance are as follows:

The Principality of Those who love gold, The Rogue Nation of Slavecatchers, The Theocracy of Patriotic Christians, and The Democratic Republic of Republicanites.

We look forward to killing puny liberals with our new allies, and you liberals will now worship two additional leaders as your gods.

Sorry, but blasphemy doesn't really catch me. Try again, twink.

Lamont (Vandross) you whiney liberal pussy, until now I didn't know that the founder of a region has the ability to boot nations he doesn't like. This means anyone that disagrees with Lamonts little philosophies gets the boot, screw that and screw you, Im not sticking around in this pathetic excuse for a region anymore. I have created my own region: Just go to search and enter The Empire of Nationalistica. You wont get the boot just because I dont agree with your policies.

All liberal hating countries are welcome...any liberals that dislike lamont and his crew are also welcome.

The grand alliance is done with you hippies, we had our fun. Time to move on, I'll leave you whiney Michael Moore lovin bi*tches to yourselves. Audios muchachos.

Welcome to the Empire of Nationalistica, a giant land mass spanning several continents that is rich in many resources and known for its beautiful terrain...well...before we destroyed it.

This is the home to a collection of nationalistic nations extremely patriotic and loyal to the Empire. Our soldiers are the best trained in the world, our military the most highly equipped and well funded in the world. Our goal: world domination, our enemy: the liberals of the world.

Liberals are a plague on the Earth that must be eradicated. It is not uncommon to find Nationalistica authorities executing liberals on sight, or beating them in the streets whenever and wherever they find them. The only liberals you will find here are either dead, or collaborating with the empire against their fellow liberals. All other liberals will find no solace here so don't you tree hugging hippies come to our region unless you enjoy suffering.

Like what you see? Then by all means move your nation to the Empire of Nationalistica today. We are always looking for fresh reinforcements to add to the troops already fighting on the front lines against the global liberals. Conservative, Neoconservative, Fascist and religious regimes especially welcome. Death to our enemies! Death to the Liberals! And long live the Empire of Nationalistica!

Tuesday, March 22 2005

CNN

Grand Alliance troops are leaving the land of Ameranta by the millions today as they make way towards their newly established region to the north. Leaving behind a trail of destruction and death as they go, Grand alliance troops are shooting all Liberals in their path, causing widespread panic across the territory. Those liberals that have survived their reign of terror are cheering today all across Ameranta....Some Grand Alliance troops have doubled back in order to execute some of the cheerers.

"On behalf of the Grand Alliance, you pathetic liberals are so pathetic the Grand Alliance has grown tired of your patheticness. We have obtained enough liberal skulls to call this a successful occupation, we slaughtered hundreds of millions of you tree huggers, and it was good, but now its time to move on. However be wary Michael Moore lovers, as we may come back without warning just to wipe out some of your puny nations just for the fun of it."- Leader of the Grand Alliance, and ruler of Nationalistica.

Commenting on this unexpected sudded departure of the Grand Alliance, Lamont Smith founder of Ameranta had this to say "It be good an all, Ise was off smoking some crack when aye heard the declaration of withdrawal. Yippie Kie ya motha fckas, I only wish they didnt ruin half Ameranta in the process...many parts of our once beautiful region have turned into a desolate wasteland".

On behalf of the liberal owned CNN, it is in this reporters opinion that the Grand Alliance will not be missed.

Edit: Yay! Its been moved to II.

Lamont (Vandross) you whiney liberal pussy, until now I didn't know that the founder of a region has the ability to boot nations he doesn't like. This means anyone that disagrees with Lamonts little philosophies gets the boot, screw that and screw you, Im not sticking around in this pathetic excuse for a region anymore. I have created my own region: Just go to search and enter The Empire of Nationalistica. You wont get the boot just because I dont agree with your policies.

All liberal hating countries are welcome...any liberals that dislike lamont and his crew are also welcome.

The grand alliance is done with you hippies, we had our fun. Time to move on, I'll leave you whiney Michael Moore lovin bi*tches to yourselves. Audios muchachos.

Nationalistica - official warning for flaming and flamebaiting. Further such offenses will result in further such warning, forumbanning, or even deletion as the circumstances require. Post civilly or don't post at all.

~ Tsar the Mod.

Fwee...this thread died rather quickly.