Malkyer
18-03-2005, 01:55
In honor of St. Patrick's Day, the Irish of Malkyer, some 153 million people, have taken to the streets in an orgy of drunken antics (http://www.netleyabbeytartanarmy.net/IMG_0096.jpg). News organizations have reported that close to ninety percent of Malkyer's cities and roadways are closed (http://www.conoroneills.com/boulder/gallery/albums/stpaddys/spaddy5_big.jpg), and the military has reported close to one hundred thousand soldiers AWOL, and nearly three times that number unfit for duty.
Sergei Kuslov (http://www.razom.org.ua/dataimg/news/big/yuschenko.jpg), a leading Parliamentarian of Russian descent, has said publicly that "We Russians are great drinkers, we will not be outdone by redheads with brogues!" He proceeded to down a tumbler of vodka, and it is estimated close to fifty million Russians followed suit, adding to the inebriation of the Kingdom.
The Germans and the Japanese, together making up ten percent of the population, have pledged to do their part, and have consumed vast quantities of beer, sake, and combinations thereof.
So far, the Anglo-American majority of the population seems mainly preoccupied with avoiding drunken fights and man-hugs, as well as driving the partyers home. However, there is evidence that they may soon begin partying themselves, as at least four separate universities have been completely closed down by drunken student coups.
More to come as this develops...
OOC: Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
Sergei Kuslov (http://www.razom.org.ua/dataimg/news/big/yuschenko.jpg), a leading Parliamentarian of Russian descent, has said publicly that "We Russians are great drinkers, we will not be outdone by redheads with brogues!" He proceeded to down a tumbler of vodka, and it is estimated close to fifty million Russians followed suit, adding to the inebriation of the Kingdom.
The Germans and the Japanese, together making up ten percent of the population, have pledged to do their part, and have consumed vast quantities of beer, sake, and combinations thereof.
So far, the Anglo-American majority of the population seems mainly preoccupied with avoiding drunken fights and man-hugs, as well as driving the partyers home. However, there is evidence that they may soon begin partying themselves, as at least four separate universities have been completely closed down by drunken student coups.
More to come as this develops...
OOC: Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!