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The VBL2/4

http://www.henrikc.dk/militaryvehicles/yugo/vbl.jpg

http://www.regions.cadets.forces.gc.ca/est/ciec/ciecav/photos/ete2004/VBL/images/lien%20photo%20vbl.jpg
(Badly photoshopped pic of the 8 infantry dismounts)

Description: My utility vehicle. It kicks ass doesn't it? Yea it does. There's a civilian version too.

length: 4m
overall width: 2.1m
height: 1.70 m
ground clearance: Adjustable, 0.1m to 1m. Gotta love the Hydraulics.

Weight: 4 tons.
Engine: 8.9L 425 hp V10 diesel electric.

Comes with a small propeller for going underwater.

Range: 400 miles
Top Speed: 140mph
Top Underwater speed: 6 km/h

Crew: 3, driver, passenger, gunner. Also can fit 8 infantry in the back.

Variable mountings for different armor and weapons (customize them yourself)

Cost: $150,000

Civilian Version:

length: 4.3m
overall width: 2.1m
height: 1.70 m
ground clearance: Adjustable, 0.1m to 1m. Gotta love the Hydraulics.

Weight: 4.3 tons.
Engine: 10.3L, 1090hp Supercharged W-16

Range: 400 miles
Top Speed: 218 mph

Amenities:

Adjustable leather seats.
Platinum veneered, 26'' chrome rims.
Platinum trim.
GPS system
High Gloss paint.
12 cupholders
10 Passenger Capacity
5000 watt sound system.
8 DVD screens
Endorsed by multiple rappers.
Your name carved into the headrests.
Tinted windows.
Decals of your choice.

Cost: $650,000

Safehaven2 would like to buy five of each version of the vehicle.

Confirmed.

What kind of gas milage does this puppy get? I'm looking at both the civilian and military versions.

"For the civilian version, about 10 miles per gallon, the military version, a little bit higher."-Some random designer.

That's not too bad. Let me discuss this with my cabinet and I will get back to you.

Adjustable leather seats.
Platinum veneered, 26'' chrome rims.
Platinum trim.
GPS system
High Gloss paint.
12 cupholders
10 Passenger Capacity
5000 watt sound system.
8 DVD screens
Endorsed by multiple rappers.
Your name carved into the headrests.
Tinted windows.
Decals of your choice.

OOC just how many rappers are we talking...?

IC Is it possible to perhaps armor the civilian verasion? Like, to the point where it can withstand the impact of an RPG? And could you put spinners on the wheels and blue neon lighting underneath? If so, Einhauser would like to purchase 1 (one) armored civilian version for Jason Green's personal use, 3 (three) lightly armored civilian for the rest of his advisors, and 10 (ten) military versions for testing, pending a larger purchase.

ooc: 5-6 well known ones

"Sure, why not."-Random designer.

"Sure, why not."-Random designer.

OOC what, did his momma name him "random designer"? lol. He seems to hold a lot of weight at whatever company makes this vehicle, since youve used his (admitedly funny) quotes several time.

ooc: Sadly yes, that's his name.

"Anyway... hmm... the armor from the military version will be kept, everything else will stay the same."-Random Designer.

We would like to order 5 of each model. The money will be wired when the order is confirmed.

Confirmed.

ooc: Sadly yes, that's his name.

"Anyway... hmm... the armor from the military version will be kept, everything else will stay the same."-Random Designer.

OOC poor guy... lol

The Shah would like one of the civillian versions.

-Minister of Spending the Shah's Money

I wish to purchase 1,000,000 of the military version for $150,000,000,000 and 1,000,000 of the civilian version for $650,000,000,000. The total sum, $800,000,000,000, will be wired upon confirmation of this order. Thanks.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Confirmed. Also, we will armor this thing and give you a device that changes any stoplight to green once you approach.

Confirmed. Just a quick question though, why so many of the civilian versions?

Confirmed. Just a quick question though, why so many of the civilian versions?

I don't know, I just think they're cool. Anyway, money wired.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Bump!

The VBL2/4

http://www.henrikc.dk/militaryvehicles/yugo/vbl.jpg

http://www.regions.cadets.forces.gc.ca/est/ciec/ciecav/photos/ete2004/VBL/images/lien%20photo%20vbl.jpg
(Badly photoshopped pic of the 8 infantry dismounts)

Description: My utility vehicle. It kicks ass doesn't it? Yea it does. There's a civilian version too.

length: 4m
overall width: 2.1m
height: 1.70 m
ground clearance: Adjustable, 0.1m to 1m. Gotta love the Hydraulics.

Weight: 4 tons.
Engine: 8.9L 425 hp V10 diesel electric.

Comes with a small propeller for going underwater.

Range: 400 miles
Top Speed: 140mph
Top Underwater speed: 6 km/h

Crew: 3, driver, passenger, gunner. Also can fit 8 infantry in the back.

Variable mountings for different armor and weapons (customize them yourself)

Cost: $150,000

When you say "underwater", do you mean crossing a river, or do you mean driving on the river bed?

I think i'll just go be amused by the fact that "yugo" is in the image url, since that's our utility vehicle. (http://mcdev.nolansys.dsvr.co.uk/mark/images/yug.jpg)

But yeah, all jokes aside, we'd like 5.

Confirmed, confirmed (sorry about the lateness and BUMP!)

How loud is the stereo?

-- Tobias Wingsley, Minister of Discretionary Spending

Very.

The Emirate of Al Fujairah would like to buy 2 Civilian Vehicles, one for the ruler and one for his deputy.

-H.H. Sheikh Hamad bin Mohammed Al Sharqi

*$1.3 million wired on confirmation*

Confirmed.