NationStates Jolt Archive

Paddy the bartender had had enough. Enough Alcohol had been consumed in one night then the whole of last months. The cries for "DRINK" "DrINk" continued on. Thats Nuns for you, Paddy murmurs to himself. The UN cantine (OOC: bit far fetched but who cares?) was a awash with drunken delegagtes some not even members! Then it started, the Chileanan ambassidor called the Yemanese ambassidor a "SorRy EsCusE FoR ahuMan being". A fist was hurdled, a chair was smashed over a German, a table landed on a Botwaninian.

Paddy pulling out his sturdy beating stick began to beat them out,

"get out ya drty buggers!"

Paddy takes a swipe at a Macadonian and knocks him flying. He moves on to a columbian but before he gets in range a Frenchman takes him from behind with a chair leg, knocking him flying, scrabbling on the floor he reaches for a glass ash tray...........

When things looked grim the Frenchmean foldednder the weight of the drink he had consumed previously. Paddy hearld the ashtray taking out a stray Croatian trying to urinate in the face of a passing Belgian.

"get out of here, B'jesus one vote on globalisation and thi go ape s****t!"

Picking up a bar stool he pins an Mexican to the wall, ducking just in time...

OOC: Could someone post please I' m having difficulty keeping this going...