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The Rogue Nation of Vampiric Maniacs has decided that it is time to eradicate the nation of demonicsatanists from the planet :sniper:
i call for all nations who despise terrorists to eradicate them with me :mp5:
thank you

I accept your challenge :sniper:
And you will die :gundge:

The vampiric maniacs have deployed troops in the outer cities of Demonicsatanists and so have started raping the women and burning the children and converting all men to vampires and destroying the cities that they pass through. :gundge:

The Rogue nation of Sappfandia will send monetary support and air support for the Vampiric Maniacs

Ha! that is nothing! We deployed troops who then raped your city's women and then brought in michael jakcson who molested your children. to finish the deed, we killed the men by having them dig their graves and we sniped them :sniper:

The Kingdom of Gonzovistan views these acts of war as an offence and a threat against the socialist views that The Kingdom represents, and drops nuclear bombs on all mayor cities within the two nations.

{Erthkai'i'tamdekmake'terr}
x Masjon Hieronymus Styger (Speaker, Erthkai vesh pij verr, Cvechiokal)
- relay via Thidgahv-Soksot Lok'e'terr-Lixvox (Ambassador, Cetaganda)
o No one in particular

We will just sit here... and... uhm... watch.

Please do not take note of the lines of postwar contractors looking to make profit off of your hardship.

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Masjon Hieronymus Styger of the vesh pij verr

Secret IC:
Queen Rynestone Saharil I sat on her throne in Chysile Palace, listening to the daily reports. Her messanger droned on "And the Rouge nation of Vampiric Maniacs, which is undoubtably small, has decided to go to war against Demonicsatanists nation-"
"Wait! We might take advantage of this!" The queen said, snapping her fingers for her attendant. "We could launch a possible sneak attack on Vampiric Maniacs! They are surely out to war! A.. *ahem* surprise attack might do some good..."

(OOC: I can tell your using a puppet nation. Prepare for an attack. You want war, you got war.)

Dontgonearthere has announced that it plans to drop at least six GHUOABS (Great Hairy Uncle of All Bombs) on all nations involved.
That is all.

Secret IC:
After issueing an order for mobilizing a very small peice of the army, 950 dragon mounted men, for battle, Queen Rynestone smiled. This would be a peice of cake.
"The men are ready, M'lady. Where to?" General Virzen, a black haired, tan-skinned man who was always readying for war, asked.
"Vampiretopia at all due speed ahead..."

It is time that we call upon all our alies to drop bombs upon the captol of Demonicsatanists.
we send them with love
:upyours: :upyours::upyours::upyours::upyours::upyours:

ps. these bombs contain mass amounts of the bubonic plague
:upyours::upyours:

:upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours:

douche bag, you will die and forever burn in eternal hell! As retribution, each troop of your that we capture will be castrated on the spot!

P.S. , the Crue rules!

Hey Athiyk linath, your dragons will do nothing to my city, surrounded with troops shooting M2 .50 cals! :mp5:

(OOC: ITS A FREAKING SNEAK ATTACK! YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT IT AND YOUR TROOPS ARE AT WAR! Oh, and we can have your gunmen turned into dragon feed.)

Sir Neruim Krithi, The Goldfire Squad leader, looked at the map, then down from his war dragon Tirik to city and surrounding area below. This area and city appeared to be the target.
"Nri willing, this is it!" Neruim shouted to the other squad leaders. "Form in the planned pattern, and ensure your still in one peice and not undead after this!" He joked at his squad and sped down tword the city and all the dragons, Including Tirik, Screeched out a battle cry. The war had begun.

vampiric maniacs, i have found out from my network of spies that you are under attack by "dragons." not to worry though. I have deployed 12 squadrons of F-18's and i am sending you 12,000 chinooks filled with my highly trained "wet team" and many weapons. and by the way, those 12,000 are less than .001 of my army so anyone who wants to attack will have their ass kicked :upyours:

Nice "Sneak Attack", I would never notice a squadron of dragons over me. sigh, you dragons are nothing. even if they took out my M2 gunners, they would be no match for my SAMS and B-52 bombers!

(OOC: Vampiric: you have to also note that you had NO information dragons will be coming because it would be nearly impossible. to get in. Quit godmoding because i'll send in the rest of my army otherwise.
Nucking killers: Apperantly, your army size is determined by 4 persent of your nations populace. considering that, your army is 280000 men. So 12,000 is NOT .01)

Nucking Futs Killers, Vampiric Maniacs, and Demonicsatanists have all allied and we are coming to destroy your "kingdom" as well as your queer "dragons". :upyours:

Nucking Futs Killers, Vampiric Maniacs, and Demonicsatanists have all allied and we are coming to destroy your "kingdom" as well as your queer "dragons". :upyours:

fuck you Athiyk linath. my wet team has 144,000 members and that is to only .001% of my populus. and right after they refuel in vampiretopia, they will come and land in your city and rape your queen before they kill her.
also i just recieved word from my squad comanders that they had eliminated all of the dragons that were in the air. we deployed a few search teams on the ground and killed all that had landed. so it looks like you are out of 950 dragons arnt you. sucks 4 you bitch

(OOC: Godmoder. Obviously had you read roleplaying RULES and equette, you cannot tell me what my losses are. Sucks for you, fool. post IGNORED!)

Hey smartass dragons dont exist so in fact you shouldnt have a say in this in fact you didnt have an attack force to begine with also if he kiled all you troops you would lose contact so he dosen not have to tell you your losses
and also if you going to do a sneak attack dont post it

Screw you and your role-playing rules too! bitch. :upyours:

:mp5: :gundge: to bad i have spies in high offices of your nation so i knew exactly how many you deployed :upyours: what now bitch :upyours: nothing you can do about that so that means that i did know and that you cant ignore my post now fucker :upyours:
:mp5: :gundge: :sniper:

"Sir! We have lost 17 men from the bombers and gunmen. There is a large amount of planes coming in from the north, supposed to be on the enemies side. Shall we open fire?" Asked Rylen Curdoc, second in command of squad goldfire. Neruim swore. "Fire at will." Soon, the attack on the city was dispersed, and the squads went right for the arriving army.

:upyours: You are tool douche bag, your dragons would be mince meat after my attack :sniper: loser

Actually, I can. Fool, had you REASERCHED my nation, we do NOT allow any foriegners. The queen did not inform ANYONE but the army of this surprice attack. So yes, obviously it can.
Also, YOU CANNOT TAKE MY LOSSES IDIOT! Read the rules, newbie.

too bad i already killed all your "dragons" already so they cant report in and attack me bitch

fuck research dumbfuck

Only nerd queers who live in their parent's basements follow the role playing rules :upyours:

Newbs. Oh, and stop using spawn accounts vampiric. its kind of lame. obvoiusly you have no idea how to roleplay, and its getting kind of old simply saying "That you win because its guns against dragons". fool, we can move quicker than those idiot planes so we can actually dodge some gunfire. these aren't those big, bulky dragons. these are small, quick ones for raids, so we only lost a few. Count your losses from dragon fire and being eaten. The total loss was 126 dragons and their men from bullets and bombing.

Oh and demonic, if you really WERE a separate person you would be over joyed that I am fucking attacking your enemy, and you Still cant count my losses fool, I count my own. Apparently, you are a single newb who thinks he owns the game because he has a few petty nation. My nation comprises of 118 million. yours each contains 7 million. rethink your life.

Athiyk linath, it seems to me that you're trying to role-play in a serious fashion, and so if I were you I'd cut my losses and ignore these n00bs.

One question how is this your fight

jesus christ ladies calm down its only a smeggin game dnt blow an voery an get ya balls in a twist :p

Due to intel reports from a spy run, my assassins have learned of a pending attack. in a covert night ops mission, they sniped athiyk inath's strike force. after the mission they regruoped. :sniper:

At least someone understands. I joined this fight because I wanted to go and conquer some territory. I'm leaving this stupid fight against a single godmoding newb. I'm going to see if I can get a fourumwide ban going. Bye bye.

Go Faceless Assasins!

an i come an nuke all ya fookers BOOM :upyours: ya all dead

:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: ahhahahahahahaha :D take tht :

fuck you Athiyk linath. i actualy started this war as a joke with my friends as a joke just to mess around and waste class time instead of doing work. so we dont actualy care about your nation or anything else because this was a joke not somthing to actualy mater

lol sum ppls hay jst get to serious :fluffle: hehehe funny smily

fuck you Athiyk linath. i actualy started this war as a joke with my friends as a joke just to mess around and waste class time instead of doing work. so we dont actualy care about your nation or anything else because this was a joke not somthing to actualy mater

If is doesn't matter to you then why are you so upset about it?

WTF!!! I just wasted 5 miniutes of my life watching a godmodding n00b and his 8.3 million puppet accounts yell and swear at a role-player. OMFG this was funny, but it reminded me of the idiots out there and now I want no part in this STUPIDITY!

Good Day...

My thoughts exactly! What an idiot..

Due to the fact my region is beneath antarctica nukes had little effect on me. However, i lost 103 assassins. A counter offensive has been launched against nucking futs killers. the offensive began with infiltration of the capital without detection.

actualy i am not mad i just think that you are way to into this and actualy i only have the accounts nuckingfuts killers and the vampiric maniacs. my friends have all the other nations. there for this is just a big joke to me and my friends so we are laughing our asses off thinking you are a stupid fucker who has no life other that wishing dragons are real

Im sure the mods will be along shortly to explain to you the errors of your ways.

Im not sure if you were talking to me of your 'one' other acount...

1: Let other people do something or post losses, saying "I slip in undetected" is not true, you dont know that. You are not that nation (however you seem to be 75% of the other nations in this n00bfest) and you do not controll its people or security. Saying "I kill all your dragons" makes no sense either, you are not the dragons (regard previous statement) and you dont know if they are dead or not.

2: Listen to other people and yourself, if you said you had 12,000 men, they would'nt suddenly multiply into 433,000 or however many that was...Pay attention

3: A war is not a flame fest, no more faces in the posts, it makes you look stupid...er...

4: If it is not a nation, it should not be an acount, 'Captian Stupid' is NOT a nation and therefore cannot participate in a war, something it would take a nation to do!

5: Shutup becuase I know you will not listen to any of this and you will continue to flame your enemies who stated earlier that were leaving anyway.

Again, I bid you Good Day.

And Nucking?
If its a joke then dont go posting in here, it obviously says:

International Incidents
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I belive Athiyk linath is the only one who took this seriously, and I applaud the fact that whoever they are can put up with this crap for more than three miniutes.

::clap,clap,clap::

*bows* thankyou. I am a girl by the way ^_^ I can put up with this junk because a looong time ago (in 2003 in fact, boy have the years passed) I used to be a fourm reg called Maidens of the Moon. I forgot about nation states for a month and I lost my account and was too busy playing runescape to care XD I know how to RP and how to make withstand newbs... for a while...

iLock.

"Athiyk linath", if you want your old nation back, feel free to file a "Getting Help" request.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation